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Savior of the Ocean: Chappy 9

As I was saying, I was nearly vaporized. It was some Muk, so I hit him with psychic and continued my speech (fanfare).

" Well, as I was saying, I will be…" I had not finished when some Muk hit me with a hammer. " …Or not be… the hero…" I said before I fell unconscious (again)(gasps of horror)(gracias).

When I woke up, I was in my house.

" You'll make a great hero, Lapis," muttered Discoise. "Allowing yourself to physical contact to a Muk…"

Well, so I bolted straight up (into the ceiling)(owie). Well, I made a promise and I was going to keep it. So…I decided to buy some Krabby Patties (Yay). I drove to the nearest Krusty Krab, and picked up 2, extra large. MMmm, they're tasty (fanfare).

But still… I needed to stop the BOOOGER. So…I picked up my portable BBQ, my portable house, my portable sea monkey cage, my portable mansion, my portable non-portable box of gold, and a sea monkey!

Then I realized I wasn't going anywhere and put everything back down (dun duun duuuuuun).

There was a knock on the door. I opened it and there was Shakespeare! He stepped in and started reciting.

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door…"

Wait a minute! Shakespeare did NOT write the Raven, so it must be… the BOOOGER! But now I had to decide what heroic phrase to say.

"Hmmm," I muttered to myself, " it might be ha! I got YOU! Or it might be "in the name of the police of ice cream, I arrest you!" Or it might be…"

By now, the BOOOGER was staring at me with an incredible level of confusion. So I said, "Hmmm, who are you?"

" I am Shakespeare reciting my most famous poem!" he stupidly replied. "Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,

And every separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor…"

Ok, by now, this was getting ridiculous (fanfare). So I hit this dopehead with my psybeam and his costume fell off...he was POE!

WHAT? "Poe! You have committed a crime! You've been playing imposter!"

" No I have not. Have you seen Lenore recently?" I told him to leave, and sent him away, but, like his raven, he stayed (gasps of horror). But then I gave him a Cavity Nugget. With "MMmm, they're crunchy!" he left.

Well, that was the end of this chapter. The final battle is coming soon!

And the pack of Blaziken we had eluded by going through time had followed us (oh no)!!!

STAY TUNED!