Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The Passions of all our Pokechildrens Days ❯ HourGlass ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Crazy Ash 
The beggining of my insanity.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.11.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 348 | Status: Completed
The beggining of my insanity.
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 07.11.2003 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 348 | Status: Completed
ÿþ The Passions of all Our PokeChildren s Days
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Disclaimer: I, Crazy Ash, do not own Pokemon. I may think I do
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sometimes, but alas, in truth I do not.
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About this fic: This fanfic is a spoof, if you will, of soap operas. I
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used Pokemon characters because I love them and I m the author. This is
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meant to be funny and ridiculous. If you don t find it funny, laugh anyway.
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Ch. 1 HourGlass
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Ash Ketchum sat at his kitchen table. He was back in Pallet Town.
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He came back home for one reason and one reason only: to collect his
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inheritance from his deceased mother. He was going to meet with the
�
lawyers in Cerulean City in less then two hours to discuss what Mrs.
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Ketchum had left behind for him. Guess I better get going, Ash said,
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oblivious of the fact that he was talking to himself.
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Ash left his small home and got in his former-mother s car. He put
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the car into reverse and backed out of the driveway, ignoring the strange
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THUMP CRACK SPLAT GUSH that sounded as if someone had been
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run over. He drove about two feet and then parked the car in front of
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Gary s house. Ash honked the horn 50 times and when no one came
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outside he walked to the front door and started rapidly ringing the doorbell
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over and over.
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Gary finally answered the door, but Ash failed to stop ringing the
�
doorbell. Ashura, Gary said seriously. Ash nodded knowingly.
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Garyura, Ash responded without stopping ringing the doorbell. They
�
stood there. Ash kept buzzing the stupid doorbell at a fast pace. After a
�
while he slowed down and then eventually stopped completely.
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I suppose you ve come to pick me up to go to Cerulean to talk to the
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lawyers about the inheritance that your now deceased mother left us, Gary
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finally continued.
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Yes, I have come to pick you up to go to Cerulean to talk to the
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lawyers about the inheritance that my now deceased mother left us, Ash
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annoyingly restated.
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Oh, I see, replied Gary as his eyes narrowed and shifted from side
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to side. Well you ll have to excuse me. I can t make it today. I
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have...plans... he finished.
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Bum Bum Bummm
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(Startling/suspenseful music)
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Ash turned his hat. Gary, when you talk like that, he turned his hat
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back to it s normal position and continued in a whisper. Ahh...how should
�
I put this... Ash turned his hat backwards again. You sound
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kinda...murderous.
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M-murderous? Me? That s silly! You re silly Ash! Ha ha ha. Gary
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looked a little nervous.
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Ash eyed him suspiciously. What if my mom left you something?
�
Uh, well just- Gary was interrupted by a shout from Ash. I call
�
dibbs! Ash exclaimed. But Ash- Gary was interrupted once again. I
�
call dibbs!
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Ash quickly rang the doorbell twice more and then ran towards his
�
car. See ya Gay-Gay-Gary! Ash yelled as he drove away.
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Gary was left on his front porch wondering how a freaky 10 year old
�
like that could drive a car. Oh well, Gary thought to himself. Now I can
�
get back to working on my... Gary stopped and shifted his eyes.
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...plans...
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Later...
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Arg! The sudden outburst came from a young redhead. He s
�
never on time! Can t he do anything right?!
�
A young man spoke up from across the dreary room. Misty, don t
�
worry. He ll be hear. Soon, I hope.
�
You hope he ll be hear soon? SOON?! Brock, he was supposed to
�
be hear three hours ago! Misty spat. For all we know he s dea- Before
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Misty could finish the door burst open revealing a young man in tattered
�
jeans that were also covered in stains. The mysterious boy looked up from
�
beneath his hat. Hey everyone! Sorry I m late! I kinda ran into some
�
trouble! Heh heh... He declared gleefully. A fist slammed down on the
�
table and caught everyone s attention.
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Ash Whatever Ketchum! How dare you keep us waiting like this!
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We ve been here for three hours! What kind of trouble were you in that
�
you couldn t be here on time?! Misty looked as furious as ever.
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Ash looked at Misty with a confused look. He noticed that she was
�
wearing some sort of dressed up black outfit thing. He then looked to
�
Brock who was wearing a black suit. Then he looked down at his own
�
clothes. He was wearing his old blue jeans, that were now in shreds, and
�
his blue jacket. Hey, I didn t know people could change their clothes...
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he dumbly stated.
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Everyone fell over at his brainless remark. Are you some sort of
�
retard? Misty questioned as she grabbed the desk while trying to pull
�
herself up. Ash just looked at her with more confusion. His mouth was
�
open and some drool escaped it.
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Uhh...Ash, I think you should just tell us what kind of trouble you
�
got yourself in, Brock calmly said as he stood back up.
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O-oh yeah. Well, I was on my way here and I thought to myself:
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Spider-man! Spider-man!
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Does whatever a spider can!
�
Spins a web
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Any size
�
Catches thieves just like flies!
�
Look out
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Here comes the Spider-man!
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BOOM!!
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(Misty s mallet has struck)
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Ash! What does that have to do with anything? Misty exclaimed.
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Well, Ash started as he rubbed his head to relieve the pain, If
�
you d listen for a second I could get to my point. Ash stuck out his tongue
�
at her. Misty humphed and Ash resumed speaking. Anyway, I was
�
thinking it d be way awesome cool to have radioactive-ariados powers!
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Radioactive-ariados powers, huh? Brock commented. That would
�
be pretty way awesome cool. I see where you re going with this. Please,
�
continue.
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Misty sighed. What is it with boys and radioactive bugs? Ash
�
continued with his story as Misty shuddered at the thought of a giant
�
mutant Ariados with Ash s head attacking her house.
�
Yeah, so of course I went out to look for a radioactive-ariados. I
�
stopped my car near the Viridian forest and started looking for some. Well,
�
the closest I could find to a radioactive-ariados was a radioactive-weedle.
�
At first I didn t know what to do with it, but after it bit me I just ate it.
�
Both Misty and Brock cringed. So, anyway the next thing I knew a
�
wrecking ball was chasing me out of the forest. Well then a boulder came
�
crashing down from a nearby cliff. It started chasing me too. The boulder
�
caught up with me and narrowly missed running me over. The only harm
�
from that was a few scratches and I ripped my jeans. After the boulder
�
missed me it rolled backwards and crashed into the wrecking ball. The
�
driver jumped out right before the wrecking ball exploded. Then the dude
�
started shooting at me so I ran back to my car and drove as fast as I could
�
until I got here. Ash calmly finished.
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Misty s mouth hung wide open, Who the hell would give you a
�
license?!
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Ash, did you recognize the driver of that-that...mad machine?
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Brock questioned.
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Well...uhh...no. It all happened so fast. The whole ordeal only took
�
about five minutes. Ash responded.
�
W-w-wait a second! If that only took five minutes where were you
�
for the other two hours and fifty-five minutes? Misty asked, anger rising
�
in her voice.
�
Well, ya see I kinda got hungry and on the way here I stopped at
�
Cerulean City s DicDonalds and ordered myself a few hundred
�
DicFlurries... Ash quickly answered. I sorta spilled on my pants too...
�
Misty was about to go all out psycho on Ash when the door suddenly
�
slammed shut. Lightening flashed and the door quickly flew open again. A
�
tall man stood just outside the room. A roll of thunder sounded and the man
�
lifted his head. Hello.
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End Ch.1 HourGlass
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Disclaimer: I, Crazy Ash, do not own Pokemon. I may think I do
�
sometimes, but alas, in truth I do not.
�
�
About this fic: This fanfic is a spoof, if you will, of soap operas. I
�
used Pokemon characters because I love them and I m the author. This is
�
meant to be funny and ridiculous. If you don t find it funny, laugh anyway.
�
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Ch. 1 HourGlass
�
�
Ash Ketchum sat at his kitchen table. He was back in Pallet Town.
�
He came back home for one reason and one reason only: to collect his
�
inheritance from his deceased mother. He was going to meet with the
�
lawyers in Cerulean City in less then two hours to discuss what Mrs.
�
Ketchum had left behind for him. Guess I better get going, Ash said,
�
oblivious of the fact that he was talking to himself.
�
Ash left his small home and got in his former-mother s car. He put
�
the car into reverse and backed out of the driveway, ignoring the strange
�
THUMP CRACK SPLAT GUSH that sounded as if someone had been
�
run over. He drove about two feet and then parked the car in front of
�
Gary s house. Ash honked the horn 50 times and when no one came
�
outside he walked to the front door and started rapidly ringing the doorbell
�
over and over.
�
Gary finally answered the door, but Ash failed to stop ringing the
�
doorbell. Ashura, Gary said seriously. Ash nodded knowingly.
�
Garyura, Ash responded without stopping ringing the doorbell. They
�
stood there. Ash kept buzzing the stupid doorbell at a fast pace. After a
�
while he slowed down and then eventually stopped completely.
�
I suppose you ve come to pick me up to go to Cerulean to talk to the
�
lawyers about the inheritance that your now deceased mother left us, Gary
�
finally continued.
�
Yes, I have come to pick you up to go to Cerulean to talk to the
�
lawyers about the inheritance that my now deceased mother left us, Ash
�
annoyingly restated.
�
Oh, I see, replied Gary as his eyes narrowed and shifted from side
�
to side. Well you ll have to excuse me. I can t make it today. I
�
have...plans... he finished.
�
�
Bum Bum Bummm
�
(Startling/suspenseful music)
�
�
Ash turned his hat. Gary, when you talk like that, he turned his hat
�
back to it s normal position and continued in a whisper. Ahh...how should
�
I put this... Ash turned his hat backwards again. You sound
�
kinda...murderous.
�
M-murderous? Me? That s silly! You re silly Ash! Ha ha ha. Gary
�
looked a little nervous.
�
Ash eyed him suspiciously. What if my mom left you something?
�
Uh, well just- Gary was interrupted by a shout from Ash. I call
�
dibbs! Ash exclaimed. But Ash- Gary was interrupted once again. I
�
call dibbs!
�
Ash quickly rang the doorbell twice more and then ran towards his
�
car. See ya Gay-Gay-Gary! Ash yelled as he drove away.
�
Gary was left on his front porch wondering how a freaky 10 year old
�
like that could drive a car. Oh well, Gary thought to himself. Now I can
�
get back to working on my... Gary stopped and shifted his eyes.
�
...plans...
�
�
Later...
�
Arg! The sudden outburst came from a young redhead. He s
�
never on time! Can t he do anything right?!
�
A young man spoke up from across the dreary room. Misty, don t
�
worry. He ll be hear. Soon, I hope.
�
You hope he ll be hear soon? SOON?! Brock, he was supposed to
�
be hear three hours ago! Misty spat. For all we know he s dea- Before
�
Misty could finish the door burst open revealing a young man in tattered
�
jeans that were also covered in stains. The mysterious boy looked up from
�
beneath his hat. Hey everyone! Sorry I m late! I kinda ran into some
�
trouble! Heh heh... He declared gleefully. A fist slammed down on the
�
table and caught everyone s attention.
�
Ash Whatever Ketchum! How dare you keep us waiting like this!
�
We ve been here for three hours! What kind of trouble were you in that
�
you couldn t be here on time?! Misty looked as furious as ever.
�
Ash looked at Misty with a confused look. He noticed that she was
�
wearing some sort of dressed up black outfit thing. He then looked to
�
Brock who was wearing a black suit. Then he looked down at his own
�
clothes. He was wearing his old blue jeans, that were now in shreds, and
�
his blue jacket. Hey, I didn t know people could change their clothes...
�
he dumbly stated.
�
Everyone fell over at his brainless remark. Are you some sort of
�
retard? Misty questioned as she grabbed the desk while trying to pull
�
herself up. Ash just looked at her with more confusion. His mouth was
�
open and some drool escaped it.
�
Uhh...Ash, I think you should just tell us what kind of trouble you
�
got yourself in, Brock calmly said as he stood back up.
�
O-oh yeah. Well, I was on my way here and I thought to myself:
�
�
Spider-man! Spider-man!
�
Does whatever a spider can!
�
Spins a web
�
Any size
�
Catches thieves just like flies!
�
Look out
�
Here comes the Spider-man!
�
�
BOOM!!
�
(Misty s mallet has struck)
�
�
Ash! What does that have to do with anything? Misty exclaimed.
�
Well, Ash started as he rubbed his head to relieve the pain, If
�
you d listen for a second I could get to my point. Ash stuck out his tongue
�
at her. Misty humphed and Ash resumed speaking. Anyway, I was
�
thinking it d be way awesome cool to have radioactive-ariados powers!
�
Radioactive-ariados powers, huh? Brock commented. That would
�
be pretty way awesome cool. I see where you re going with this. Please,
�
continue.
�
Misty sighed. What is it with boys and radioactive bugs? Ash
�
continued with his story as Misty shuddered at the thought of a giant
�
mutant Ariados with Ash s head attacking her house.
�
Yeah, so of course I went out to look for a radioactive-ariados. I
�
stopped my car near the Viridian forest and started looking for some. Well,
�
the closest I could find to a radioactive-ariados was a radioactive-weedle.
�
At first I didn t know what to do with it, but after it bit me I just ate it.
�
Both Misty and Brock cringed. So, anyway the next thing I knew a
�
wrecking ball was chasing me out of the forest. Well then a boulder came
�
crashing down from a nearby cliff. It started chasing me too. The boulder
�
caught up with me and narrowly missed running me over. The only harm
�
from that was a few scratches and I ripped my jeans. After the boulder
�
missed me it rolled backwards and crashed into the wrecking ball. The
�
driver jumped out right before the wrecking ball exploded. Then the dude
�
started shooting at me so I ran back to my car and drove as fast as I could
�
until I got here. Ash calmly finished.
�
Misty s mouth hung wide open, Who the hell would give you a
�
license?!
�
Ash, did you recognize the driver of that-that...mad machine?
�
Brock questioned.
�
Well...uhh...no. It all happened so fast. The whole ordeal only took
�
about five minutes. Ash responded.
�
W-w-wait a second! If that only took five minutes where were you
�
for the other two hours and fifty-five minutes? Misty asked, anger rising
�
in her voice.
�
Well, ya see I kinda got hungry and on the way here I stopped at
�
Cerulean City s DicDonalds and ordered myself a few hundred
�
DicFlurries... Ash quickly answered. I sorta spilled on my pants too...
�
Misty was about to go all out psycho on Ash when the door suddenly
�
slammed shut. Lightening flashed and the door quickly flew open again. A
�
tall man stood just outside the room. A roll of thunder sounded and the man
�
lifted his head. Hello.
�
�
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End Ch.1 HourGlass
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