Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The Passions of all our Pokechildrens Days ❯ FuzzyGaze ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Crazy Ash 
Was I asleep when I wrote this?
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Was I asleep when I wrote this?
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.08.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 209 | Status: Completed
ÿþ The Passions of all Our PokeChildren s Days
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Disclaimer: I don t own Pokemon. :softly sobs: All I own is this sea
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wolf tiger. It s name is Zippy7.
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Last time on The Passions of all Our PokeChildren s Days...
�
Misty was about to go all out psycho on Ash when the door suddenly
�
slammed shut. Lightening flashed and the door quickly flew open again.
�
A tall man stood just outside the room. A roll of thunder sounded and the
�
man lifted his head. Hello.
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Ch.2 FuzzyGaze
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Hellooo! Ash replied cheerfully. Thunder roared once again and
�
the man stepped into the room. There was another flash of lightening that
�
lit up the man s face, revealing his young features. He looked at Ash
�
sternly. Hellooo!
�
Ash walked up to the mysterious man with a less-than-dumb
�
expression on his face. Hmm... Ash gave him a weird look and then
�
stuck his finger in his mouth.
�
Ash, what are you doing? Misty asked baffled.
�
Shhhh! Ash exclaimed. Then Ash took his finger out of his mouth and stuck it in the
�
man s ear.
�
The man started twitching frantically and one of his eyes blew out of
�
his head. HEEELLOOOOO! The man yelped in pain. He collapsed on
�
the floor and blew up.
�
Oh God! What did you just do?! What did you just do!? Brock
�
shouted. That was so wicked awesome!
�
Ash looked at Brock, Ha! I knew it! He was a destroyer demonic
�
cyborg android from the future set out to kill us all, but fortunately he was
�
stuck on Hello!
�
Misty looked surprised, I had no idea he was a destroyer demonic
�
cyborg android from the future set out to kill us all, but fortunately was
�
stuck on Hello!
�
How did you know you could kill him with a wet willy? Brock
�
questioned.
�
Ash swept the remains of the destroyer demonic cyborg
�
android from the future into the whole it blew out in the floor when it
�
exploded.
�
Well, Ash turned to Brock, I saw it on this learn-how-to-kill-
�
a-destroyer-demonic-cyborg-android-from-the -future-that s-set-out-to-kill-
�
you-overnight website. I got the website off the back of a napkin by the
�
way.
�
Misty looked mystified. You re so...odd She said slowly.
�
Ash just looked at her as he foamed at the mouth. Gurgle...
�
Hey, where are the lawyers? Ash asked as he snapped back to
�
reality.
�
Brock looked at Ash with a raised eyebrow. I don t know. Misty
�
and I never even noticed that they didn t show up. At that, the wall
�
opposite them moved back and from the ceiling came a giant T.V. that took
�
its place.
�
GAK! The three twerps shouted in unison.
�
The enormous T.V. switched on and a shady figure sitting in an awkwardly large chair
�
appeared on the screen. Hello boys, said a womanly voice. The shady figure snapped her fingers
�
and a spot light shown down on her. It s me, the woman said coldly, Mrs. Ketchum.
�
�
BUM BUM BUMMM
�
(Startling/suspenseful music)
�
�
Ash walked up to the screen. Mom...? He couldn t believe it. Oh my God...You just
�
show up out of nowhere and...call Misty a BOY! Ash couldn t contain himself as he tried to hold
�
back fits of laughter. That was sooo funny!! Do it again!
�
�
BAM!!!
�
(Misty s Mallet has struck)
�
�
Ash you re a pain in the... Misty stopped and looked at the screen. Mrs. Ketchum was
�
spinning around in her chair. Mrs. Ketchum...what are you doing? Hey, and I thought you were
�
dead! Misty finished.
�
Mrs. Ketchum stopped spinning in her chair and looked at Misty. Yes, well I sort of faked
�
it, she replied.
�
You faked your death? But, why mommy? Brock questioned.
�
First of all, I m not your mommy , Brock. And second, lots of people were trying to kill
�
me because I took over Ketchum Corp. That s why I faked my death. Oh, and I m leaving Ketchum
�
Corp. to you, Ash. Mrs. Ketchum answered.
�
WAAA?! Was all Ash could say.
�
Mrs. Ketchum turned her attention to him. Oh, honey...I m sure you ll be able to handle all
�
those murderers and crooks! If you take down the head of their illegal operations, you ll have no
�
problem! He s easy to take down anyway, not much of a fighter... She rambled on.
�
Wait, you know the head guy? Misty asked.
�
Oh, of course! Er...but I m not going to just tell you who it is. You ll have to guess. I ll
�
give you three clues to who it is. Are you ready? Mrs. Ketchum looked at them expectantly.
�
Misty and Brock both nodded and looked intently at the screen.
�
Ok, Clue number one- She was never able to finish because Ash suddenly felt the urge to
�
change the channel.
�
God! Is there anything good on these days? Oh, that s right, Pokemon is on. Oh well. Let s
�
watch Martha Stewart Living! That s always good!
�
Both Brock and Misty nodded, but then remembered what Mrs. Ketchum was about to tell
�
them.
�
ASH!! YOU CRACK HEAD!!! Misty shouted. Your mom was just about to tell us clues
�
to figure out who the head-dude of that thingy is! GOD! I just can t believe you!
�
That s cause you want me. Ash remarked.
�
Don t make me puke in your mouth again cause you know I will! She yelled back.
�
Brock looked at Ash with a frown on his face. But, you know Ash, we really needed to
�
know those clues to figure out who the head-dude of that thingy is. Now how are we supposed to
�
figure this out?
�
Ash looked at him with a lifeless stare.
�
Uh...Ash...why are you looking at me like that? Brock hesitated to ask.
�
Because, he responded, I know who the head-dude of that thingy is.
�
Brock and Misty both looked completely relieved.
�
Well that s great! So, Ash, who is this mystery dude-guy-thing? Misty asked as she
�
stepped forward.
�
Ash looked at her. He was trying to touch his tongue to his nose or something. Well, he s
�
my dad! DUH! I can t believe you guys didn t know that! It s SO obvious!
�
Misty looked at Brock. Uhh....it is? Wow...there s so little we know about you...err....so
�
who IS your father anyway?
�
Brock looked at her with amazement. Y-you don t know who Ash s father is? What s your
�
problem, Misty? And you ve known him longer than I have! You re such a loser! Brock started
�
rolling on the ground laughing.
�
Misty stepped on him. OH YEAH?! AND YOU KNOW WHO IS DAD IS, HUH?!
�
Brock stood up and dusted himself off. Yeah, of course I do! It s....that Tracey guy. Isn t it
�
Ash?
�
Misty just stared at Brock. You....are the biggest retard in the world! This time Misty was
�
the one rolling on the floor laughing or....something.
�
What? Nobody ever told me who that guy was! I just figured he was Ash s father! He
�
looked like he could ve been! I even called him his dad TO HIS FACE! He just said stuff like Oh,
�
I m so glad my little Ash has such good friends and I wish he would change his underwear more !
�
It sounded to me that he was his dad! Brock yelled to his own defense.
�
Ash and Misty: ................. O.O;; ..................
�
�
After several minuets
�
�
AHEM Misty broke the silence. So, Ash. Who IS your father? I m betting it s Mr.
�
Mime! She concluded.
�
Ash turned his hat. Well, I m betting it s Gene Starwind of the OutlawStar! Hey, this is
�
fun!
�
Misty looked at him blankly with a sweatdrop. Uh...you DO know who your own father is
�
right? Tell me you know Ash! Misty grabbed him and started shaking him by his neck.
�
WAAAA!! Misty stop!! I know who he is! I know I tell you! Let me go! Ash exclaimed
�
out of shock.
�
Misty relaxed and let go of Ash s neck. Ok, she caught her breath, So who is he?
�
Ash looked her directly in the eyes. I....I...I...I...I....I....LOVE CHEESE STICKS!!! He
�
yelled and then broke into tears. I m...so happy....
�
�
O_O;;
�
�
Misty once again grabbed him by the neck. Tell me who he is! Tell me right now! You
�
damn idiot! Tell me! Tell me! TELL ME!!!
�
WAAAAAA *cough* AAAAAAA Ash screamed for his life.
�
Brock came up to the two of them. Misty, if you kill him we won t be able to get the
�
information we want. Let him go so he can tell us.
�
Mmm. Your right Brock. Misty said as she let go of a purple Ash.
�
Ash gasped for air. Now will you tell us? Misty asked.
�
Ok, Ash began, My father is............................A SPACE ALIEN! SPOOOOOOKY!!!
�
Misty was about to choke him again, but Ash waved his hands in front of her.
�
Mist, please don t kill me! I m sorry! He pleaded.
�
Just tell us who the hell your father is you brat! Misty screamed.
�
Ok, the truth is...I don t know who my father is! Isn t that great? Heh heh.... Ash
�
explained.
�
ARG!!!! Misty attacked him and started choking him again. Brock just stood leaning
�
against the wall watching Ash try to escape her evil clutches of death.
�
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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End CH.2 FuzzyGaze
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Disclaimer: I don t own Pokemon. :softly sobs: All I own is this sea
�
wolf tiger. It s name is Zippy7.
�
�
Last time on The Passions of all Our PokeChildren s Days...
�
Misty was about to go all out psycho on Ash when the door suddenly
�
slammed shut. Lightening flashed and the door quickly flew open again.
�
A tall man stood just outside the room. A roll of thunder sounded and the
�
man lifted his head. Hello.
�
�
Ch.2 FuzzyGaze
�
�
Hellooo! Ash replied cheerfully. Thunder roared once again and
�
the man stepped into the room. There was another flash of lightening that
�
lit up the man s face, revealing his young features. He looked at Ash
�
sternly. Hellooo!
�
Ash walked up to the mysterious man with a less-than-dumb
�
expression on his face. Hmm... Ash gave him a weird look and then
�
stuck his finger in his mouth.
�
Ash, what are you doing? Misty asked baffled.
�
Shhhh! Ash exclaimed. Then Ash took his finger out of his mouth and stuck it in the
�
man s ear.
�
The man started twitching frantically and one of his eyes blew out of
�
his head. HEEELLOOOOO! The man yelped in pain. He collapsed on
�
the floor and blew up.
�
Oh God! What did you just do?! What did you just do!? Brock
�
shouted. That was so wicked awesome!
�
Ash looked at Brock, Ha! I knew it! He was a destroyer demonic
�
cyborg android from the future set out to kill us all, but fortunately he was
�
stuck on Hello!
�
Misty looked surprised, I had no idea he was a destroyer demonic
�
cyborg android from the future set out to kill us all, but fortunately was
�
stuck on Hello!
�
How did you know you could kill him with a wet willy? Brock
�
questioned.
�
Ash swept the remains of the destroyer demonic cyborg
�
android from the future into the whole it blew out in the floor when it
�
exploded.
�
Well, Ash turned to Brock, I saw it on this learn-how-to-kill-
�
a-destroyer-demonic-cyborg-android-from-the -future-that s-set-out-to-kill-
�
you-overnight website. I got the website off the back of a napkin by the
�
way.
�
Misty looked mystified. You re so...odd She said slowly.
�
Ash just looked at her as he foamed at the mouth. Gurgle...
�
Hey, where are the lawyers? Ash asked as he snapped back to
�
reality.
�
Brock looked at Ash with a raised eyebrow. I don t know. Misty
�
and I never even noticed that they didn t show up. At that, the wall
�
opposite them moved back and from the ceiling came a giant T.V. that took
�
its place.
�
GAK! The three twerps shouted in unison.
�
The enormous T.V. switched on and a shady figure sitting in an awkwardly large chair
�
appeared on the screen. Hello boys, said a womanly voice. The shady figure snapped her fingers
�
and a spot light shown down on her. It s me, the woman said coldly, Mrs. Ketchum.
�
�
BUM BUM BUMMM
�
(Startling/suspenseful music)
�
�
Ash walked up to the screen. Mom...? He couldn t believe it. Oh my God...You just
�
show up out of nowhere and...call Misty a BOY! Ash couldn t contain himself as he tried to hold
�
back fits of laughter. That was sooo funny!! Do it again!
�
�
BAM!!!
�
(Misty s Mallet has struck)
�
�
Ash you re a pain in the... Misty stopped and looked at the screen. Mrs. Ketchum was
�
spinning around in her chair. Mrs. Ketchum...what are you doing? Hey, and I thought you were
�
dead! Misty finished.
�
Mrs. Ketchum stopped spinning in her chair and looked at Misty. Yes, well I sort of faked
�
it, she replied.
�
You faked your death? But, why mommy? Brock questioned.
�
First of all, I m not your mommy , Brock. And second, lots of people were trying to kill
�
me because I took over Ketchum Corp. That s why I faked my death. Oh, and I m leaving Ketchum
�
Corp. to you, Ash. Mrs. Ketchum answered.
�
WAAA?! Was all Ash could say.
�
Mrs. Ketchum turned her attention to him. Oh, honey...I m sure you ll be able to handle all
�
those murderers and crooks! If you take down the head of their illegal operations, you ll have no
�
problem! He s easy to take down anyway, not much of a fighter... She rambled on.
�
Wait, you know the head guy? Misty asked.
�
Oh, of course! Er...but I m not going to just tell you who it is. You ll have to guess. I ll
�
give you three clues to who it is. Are you ready? Mrs. Ketchum looked at them expectantly.
�
Misty and Brock both nodded and looked intently at the screen.
�
Ok, Clue number one- She was never able to finish because Ash suddenly felt the urge to
�
change the channel.
�
God! Is there anything good on these days? Oh, that s right, Pokemon is on. Oh well. Let s
�
watch Martha Stewart Living! That s always good!
�
Both Brock and Misty nodded, but then remembered what Mrs. Ketchum was about to tell
�
them.
�
ASH!! YOU CRACK HEAD!!! Misty shouted. Your mom was just about to tell us clues
�
to figure out who the head-dude of that thingy is! GOD! I just can t believe you!
�
That s cause you want me. Ash remarked.
�
Don t make me puke in your mouth again cause you know I will! She yelled back.
�
Brock looked at Ash with a frown on his face. But, you know Ash, we really needed to
�
know those clues to figure out who the head-dude of that thingy is. Now how are we supposed to
�
figure this out?
�
Ash looked at him with a lifeless stare.
�
Uh...Ash...why are you looking at me like that? Brock hesitated to ask.
�
Because, he responded, I know who the head-dude of that thingy is.
�
Brock and Misty both looked completely relieved.
�
Well that s great! So, Ash, who is this mystery dude-guy-thing? Misty asked as she
�
stepped forward.
�
Ash looked at her. He was trying to touch his tongue to his nose or something. Well, he s
�
my dad! DUH! I can t believe you guys didn t know that! It s SO obvious!
�
Misty looked at Brock. Uhh....it is? Wow...there s so little we know about you...err....so
�
who IS your father anyway?
�
Brock looked at her with amazement. Y-you don t know who Ash s father is? What s your
�
problem, Misty? And you ve known him longer than I have! You re such a loser! Brock started
�
rolling on the ground laughing.
�
Misty stepped on him. OH YEAH?! AND YOU KNOW WHO IS DAD IS, HUH?!
�
Brock stood up and dusted himself off. Yeah, of course I do! It s....that Tracey guy. Isn t it
�
Ash?
�
Misty just stared at Brock. You....are the biggest retard in the world! This time Misty was
�
the one rolling on the floor laughing or....something.
�
What? Nobody ever told me who that guy was! I just figured he was Ash s father! He
�
looked like he could ve been! I even called him his dad TO HIS FACE! He just said stuff like Oh,
�
I m so glad my little Ash has such good friends and I wish he would change his underwear more !
�
It sounded to me that he was his dad! Brock yelled to his own defense.
�
Ash and Misty: ................. O.O;; ..................
�
�
After several minuets
�
�
AHEM Misty broke the silence. So, Ash. Who IS your father? I m betting it s Mr.
�
Mime! She concluded.
�
Ash turned his hat. Well, I m betting it s Gene Starwind of the OutlawStar! Hey, this is
�
fun!
�
Misty looked at him blankly with a sweatdrop. Uh...you DO know who your own father is
�
right? Tell me you know Ash! Misty grabbed him and started shaking him by his neck.
�
WAAAA!! Misty stop!! I know who he is! I know I tell you! Let me go! Ash exclaimed
�
out of shock.
�
Misty relaxed and let go of Ash s neck. Ok, she caught her breath, So who is he?
�
Ash looked her directly in the eyes. I....I...I...I...I....I....LOVE CHEESE STICKS!!! He
�
yelled and then broke into tears. I m...so happy....
�
�
O_O;;
�
�
Misty once again grabbed him by the neck. Tell me who he is! Tell me right now! You
�
damn idiot! Tell me! Tell me! TELL ME!!!
�
WAAAAAA *cough* AAAAAAA Ash screamed for his life.
�
Brock came up to the two of them. Misty, if you kill him we won t be able to get the
�
information we want. Let him go so he can tell us.
�
Mmm. Your right Brock. Misty said as she let go of a purple Ash.
�
Ash gasped for air. Now will you tell us? Misty asked.
�
Ok, Ash began, My father is............................A SPACE ALIEN! SPOOOOOOKY!!!
�
Misty was about to choke him again, but Ash waved his hands in front of her.
�
Mist, please don t kill me! I m sorry! He pleaded.
�
Just tell us who the hell your father is you brat! Misty screamed.
�
Ok, the truth is...I don t know who my father is! Isn t that great? Heh heh.... Ash
�
explained.
�
ARG!!!! Misty attacked him and started choking him again. Brock just stood leaning
�
against the wall watching Ash try to escape her evil clutches of death.
�
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
�
�
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End CH.2 FuzzyGaze
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