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Takahashi Rumiko and Eiichiro Oda. All characters
(that I have not created or borrowed from other
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Deviled Ranma

HVulpes

Part One

All it takes is a small little thing that can cause a
whole world to be placed upside down. In one universe
water is used to transform a person. Changing their
vary nature. Which causes the strange life of a young
martial artist to become even more strange. All because of
water.

This is a similar world, a neighbour in a way. Except that
instead of water being the focus of change, another object is
used to alter the life of the young man. Due to a weakness of
his own.

In Nerima, a distance from the Tendo Dojo....

The man-like panda was trying to pull a young man with black
hair tied in a pig tailed. But something usual happened. Instead
of being pulled along with the panda, the arms that were being
held started to stretch like rubber or gum. "Pop, would you quit
it. I can walk there myself. I don't need you pulling me to your
old friend's house. Just hold your horses!" Said the young boy
as he was pulled back. "If you don't let go, there's going to
be trouble!"

The panda spoke. "After all of that trouble in China, I need to
get you to Tendo's as fast as possible. So no more arguing." With
that the panda pulled with a sharp tug. That only caused the young
man to jerk back like a slingshot. The effect was that it pulled
both the young man and the panda off the ground and into the air.

Sailing across the sky, the two fell straight at a building. Hitting
the front door of the building. With a firm BOOM of wood hitting the
rubbery flesh of the young man. After a few moments of trying to right
themselves, the door opened. Which caused them to fall into the hallway
of the building.

Inside was an old man in a brown gi with a moustache and a young teen
in a formal kimono. They were looking down on what looked like a panda
tangled up with a young teenaged man. The panda looked up and seemed
to recognize the old man. "Tendo, my old friend. I have arrived with
the boy!"

The fact that the panda was talking and seemed to recognized him,
caused the old man to step back a second. "Excuse me for a minute,
Panda-san," said the man as he ran into the house. From behind him
came two other teenaged girls. One who looked in her late teen or
early twenties and the other looked like she was in her mid-teens.

The young man looked up. "I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
Ranma said as he gave a big goofy grin.

One the other side of the meeting...

Nabiki Tendo couldn't believe that this strange young man with his
talking... TALKING panda was the man who would be her fiancee. "I'm
Nabiki Tendo," trying to understand what was happening. Looking up
at her sisters. "This is my older sister Kasumi and my younger sister
Akane. So you're Ranma and this is your talking panda?"

Ranma looked at the panda. Ranma growled a little. "Pops, you're
scarying them. Take your human form so they can deal with this
better."

The panda grunted and then he changed his form into that of an man
the same age of her father, only larger and balder. "I am Genma Saotome.
Father of Ranma and an old friend of Soun. I am here about...", was as
far as he got before the cry went out.

"WEREPANDAS!! We're under attack from werepandas! I'll defend us!"
came the cry from the youngest Tendo. She charged at where the Saotomes
were standing. Her fist lunched at Ranma's head. But instead of hearing
the smack of flesh hitting flesh, it was more like a boing of rubber. As
this was heard, Ranma's head force back like hitting a rubber dummy. It
stretched, then stopped. It started to come back, thrusting Akane back
on her butt.

"Sorry about that. I think that we need to talk about some of the
adventures that me and pops have been on. It should explain all of
the weirdness that you have just seen." Ranma said, holding his hand out
to help Akane up. She just scowled and brushed it aside.

Sitting around the dinner table...

Soun was at the head of the table with his daughters on one side and the
Saotomes on the other sides. Soun had come back from trying to pour his saki
from the fact that he had seen a talking panda. "So you have seen the
'Orchard of the Weird' that the master had talked about, Genma my old friend.
So that is where you have gained your strange powers."

"Actually, the boy ate one of the devil fruits that the master must have
left at my family home. The Gomu Gomu Fruit that gave him his rubbery nature.
I knew that I had to train him so that we could head to the Orchard and see
if there was a cure." Genma said, looking at his old friend.

"Only there isn't any. Worse, Pops ate the Kuma Kuma Fruit version Panda.
So now he changes into..." Ranma said, only to be interupted.

"Pandaman!" Genma said as he turned into his Panda hybred form.

"It's a little creepy that he likes that form so much." Ranma mumbled as he
looked at his father.

Soun then looked serious for a moment, look from his children to the Saotome.
"So Ranma, you have met my daughters. Kasumi who is nineteen, Nabiki who is
seventeen and Akane who is sixteen. Pick one and she will be your fiancee."

"Wha?!?" Ranma said, startled.

"He wants Nabiki!" Akane blurted out, looking nerviously at Ranma.

"Yes, definately Nabiki," responed Kasumi, as she added her two cents.

"What?" came Nabiki's responce.

"Well, you were looking forward to having a boyfriend. Ranma is a boy,
even if he is a freak. Besides, you could get use to have a man made of
rubber better than the rest of us." Akane said, looking hopeful that
her sister would take this little matter.

"I am not a freak," Ranma said adding, "I just happen to be a little
more usual. That's all." Ranma looked a little hurt. Even Genma gave
a hint of being hurt.

"So it has been decided. Nabiki will be Ranma's new fiancee." Soun said
with a proud look on his face. "I am so proud of my little girl, helping
to carry on the family honour."

"Can I have something to say? I am not ready for marriage. I just want
to live my dream of becoming master of the martial arts. I'm sure that
your daughters are really nice, but I am not about to settle down yet.
Especially with all of the martial artists that are out there for me
to be defeated." Ranma said, looking at the exit.

"Boy, you must stay and marriage Tendo's daughter. You have to uphold
the Saotome honour. It demands that you wed Tendo's daughter." Genma
said as he moved to hold Ranma. As he tried to grab Ranma, the rubber boy
twisted around the paws of the panda man.

"Can catch me Pops! So what are you going to do?" Ranma said as he
twisted out of the way of the old panda. "You could never catch me
ever since I ate that devil fruit. Too rubbery for you to catch. And
after all of those bad ideas that you put us through, why would I stick
with this one."

"I was going to tell your mother how mature that you have gotten. But
if you don't accept your honour..." Genma said, baiting the carrot.
Ranma grumbled and then sat down. "So Tendo, when do we get the priest?"

Nabiki stopped them. "I might accept being engaged to Ranma, but I am
not going to jump into marriage this quickly. I, at least, want a year
of being engaged before I even think of being married." Ranma looked
a little better at this news.

"But Nabiki," Soun started only to face a glare from all three of his
daughters. "My daughters hate me!" Soun started to weep streams of tears.

"I think that it's time that we head for bed. It's going to be a long
day tommorow." Nabiki said, as she tried to figure out if she wanted
to have Ranma as a boyfriend or if she would need an escape from this
engagement. Plus she had to plan little revenges at her sisters for
turning on her like that.