Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Of Wild Hearts and Pokégirls ❯ False Start ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Of Wild Hearts and Pokégirls
By: Kid Loose (squall2k184@yahoo.com)

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It's like
One day you found a treasure in childhood
Tried sharing that pleasure but no one would listen
It turned into a fragile heart
So you tired to be a treasure of someone else
But if there's no one to take you either way
There's no reason to stay no need to be fake
Towards somewhere else you're supposed to be
Just make it a brand new day
It's time to walk away

I left a note on the door
"Don't worry about me!"
'Cause I won't come back until I see

Freely cast all your cares aside
I think we'll see a brighter side
Where all these sorrows start to shine
Dreams can bring the things you need
Your hands will reach the other side
I'm sure it's really not so bad!

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**Brighter Side by SAGA**
**Veiwtiful Joe anime opening theme**



Chapter 01: False Start

+Adults Only+



Today was Leon's fifteenth birthday.
Leon sat on the couch in the den and cursed his misfortune. Being fifteen meant he was still one year shy of the age of consent, and that translated into a big fat 'no tamer license for you'.
He stood up and crossed over to the mirror that hung on the wall. Staring back at him from it was a young man standing about five-five with unkempt face length black hair and bright green eyes. He had a medium build with a slightly chubby face and was clad in a white sweatshirt and blue khaki shorts.
"(What's one year matter anyway)?" he thought. "(I look old enough to tame me some pokégirls, so what if I'm still a year shy)."
He sighed, looking over to the door where his older siblings had dropped their bags.
"(Oniichan's so lucky. He's old enough to be a tamer)." [A/N: Oniichan = "Big Brother"]
He looked over to the kitchen, where Kei shared a lighthearted conversation with their father whilst San prepared a pot of coffee. This was the first time the whole family had been home since before their mother had died nearly two years ago, but Leon was almost to focused on his own problems to think about that.
Almost…
"(Mom…)" Leon missed her so. They all did.
When she had died their father had fallen into a deep depression. He crawled into a bottle and the family split up. San and Leon were sent to live at a nearby monastery, a safe haven for pokégirls and anyone else who had nowhere else to go, run by a family friend, the kind hearted monk, Master Prower.
Kei had already begun his tamer journey four years prior to this and spent most of his time on the road. Even before their mother's death Leon and San saw little of their older brother.
"(It's not fair…)" Leon whined to himself.
He glanced at the door again and once again saw his older siblings' packs. An idea crossed his mind.
"(I look old enough, I sound old enough…)" he trailed off, slinking over as silently as he could to his older brother's backpack.
"(Oniichan… mom… forgive me, but I can't wait another year)."
Reaching a shaking hand into the pack, he withdrew a minimized pokéball. He tapped the button on the front and marveled as it swelled to its full and proper size.
The ball was empty, Leon knew that much. Kei, like any good tamer, kept his harem pinned to his belt at all times. Leon also knew that the ball was programmed for Kei's data, but he would fix that.
He gave a glace to the kitchen. His family was too wrapped up in their conversations to notice him. Reaching into San's pack he pulled out her laptop and switched it on. He waited with growing impatiens as the operating system booted up. Once it had Leon immediately opened a program that he and San had developed during one particularly boring night at the monastery.
A spreadsheet window opened on the screen. Leon carefully and quietly tapped at the keyboard as he filled out biographical information. Then he whispered as loudly as he dared into the laptop's mic to answer the voiceprint query. Once done, he clicked 'Okay' and the notebook beeped its readiness to proceed.
Taking up the infrared penlight hanging by the screen he scanned it across the LED node on the front button of his ill-gotten ball. Thus it was done, and Leon had overwritten Kei's data in the ball with his own, thus meaning that the pokégirl he would catch with it would be his and his alone.
Minimizing the ball, he tucked it into his pocket while wearing a sly smirk on his face. As he stood up he glanced toward the kitchen, once again making sure no one had noticed him. Then he turned to the mirror and a thought crossed his mind.
"(If I'm gonna be a tamer, I better look the part)." He walked over to the mirror and looked at himself again. This would be the last time he starred into this mirror for a long time and he wanted everything to be perfect.
As he looked into the mirror he could sense there was something wrong with his look but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He stared hard, and finally figured out what he wanted. Drawing a green bandana from his pocket he folded it over into a thin rectangle. Then he pressed it to his forehead and used it to tie his hair back.
"(Perfect)," he thought. "(I look like a total bad-ass. Even the Legendaries would think twice before messing with me!)" He grinned, a mental picture of him taming the Legendaries in a mass orgy crossing his mind.
Flights of fancy aside, it was time for him to go. He took one final look to his family, and this time Kei caught his gaze.
"Do you want something, Ototo?" said the older brother. [A/N: Ototo = "Little Brother"]
"No," Leon answered back. "Listen, I'm about to head out for a while."
"Okay," Kei returned.
"Make sure you're back before dark," Mr. Strife added.
"(Sorry, dad…)" Leon thought, feeling a little guilty about what he was doing.
He glanced down at his sister's laptop, which was still on. To quell his feelings of guilt he plopped down before it and typed out a short note. That done, Leon pulled open the door and slipped out, ready to begin his journey.


Leon had been out in the wilderness—devoid of any food at all—for almost a week. His clothes were tattered and he himself looked quite sickly. Obviously the kid had neglected to think this through carefully and he was just too stubborn to call it all off and head home. Besides, earlier that day he had spotted a feral pokégirl that would've made for the perfect starter, and he decided he wouldn't rest until she was his.
He peered over some bushes into a clearing and there he saw her, a feral Eva; her nude form lying upon the grass as she dozed peacefully, just begging to be caught and tamed. Leon saw his opportunity.
He burst out into the clearing with all the subtlety of a menstruating Whorizard and hurled the pokéball at the Eva with all his might. The girl stood up on all fours, her tail bolt upright and her fur standing on end like a frightened cat as the ball hit her dead in the forehead. Then the ball popped open and her body changed into a pulse of red light, which was drawn into the capture device.
The pokéball closed and dropped to the grass. Immediately it began rocking back and forth softly, a sure sign the pokégirl inside was doing all she could to resist the effects of the ball's capture-net.
"(C'mon, c'mon, c'mooooon…)" Leon thought, hoping against hope that the simple pokéball could contain a pokégirl who hadn't been weakened through battle.
*PING* The boy's hopes were granted as the LED light on the pokéball 'pinged' off, verifying that Leon now had himself an Eva.
Leon quickly recovered the ball and gazed at it, quivering with excitement. He was hardly able to believe that his long week of searching was over. Elated, he threw a fist into the air and declared adamantly: "I caught an EVA!!"
He heard a slow, steady clapping, as though unseen hands were celebrating his first captured pokégirl. He whirled around and saw none other than his older brother, Keisuke 'Kei the Blade' Strife emerging into the clearing, applauding halfheartedly.
Kei was a striking young man who stood an even six feet with a handsome face and a strong, sharp jaw. He had long, dark-blue hair tied in a ponytail that reached down to the small of his back, and with long forelocks that framed his face and dropped down about three inches passed his chin. He had the same green eyes as his brother, though his were hidden behind large, frameless spectacles, and he wore a black coat over a white muscle shirt with blue jeans and black boots, and of course a nondescript satchel on his back.
There were two things that were always by Keisuke's side. The first was a mysterious sword called the "Yami no Ken" or "Sword of the Dark." It was a shining, dual sided silvery blade with a jewel in the divider that looked like a blood-red eye and bat-like wings adorning either side of it; and a hilt that looked like two intertwined devil tails holding a black pearl between their forked tips.
The other was his Alpha Pokégirl, an Umbrea named Angel, who followed into the clearing a moment after her master.
Angel Sinclair… just the sound of her name made Leon's heart skip a beat. She was the most beautiful Umbrea Leon had ever seen (albeit, she was the only Umbrea that Leon had ever seen, barring pictures in text books and on the 'net). She was as tall as Kei, unless you counted her ears, which added another five inches to her height when they were standing full upright. She had a lovely figure, a large, beautiful bust and a smooth bulbous tail. Her golden eyes were positively piercingly gorgeous, and her silvery white hair was tied into tight braids, which intern were pulled to back and fashioned into a ponytail. She stood there by her tamer wearing absolutely nothing but a kind smile and a pair of golden earrings shaped like pentagrams.
Leon's heart fluttered. She was the reason Leon wanted so desperately to become a tamer, hoping that someday he would find a girl as lovely as she.
Leon was brought back to reality when his brother spoke up. "That was a fine capture, Ototo," he said with some sarcasm.
"Yeah, it was, wasn't it!" sarcasm that was lost on the boy.
Kei sighed. "All right. You've had your fun, so release that Eva and let's go home."
"Release her??" Leon said with indignation. "Fat chance! She's gonna be my starting pokégirl!"
"Ototo," Kei began, trying his best to sound understanding. "You're only fifteen, you don't even have a license and you stole one of my pokéball's, meaning that Eva you caught is technically mine."
"That's where you're wrong, Oniichan," Leon corrected, throwing his hands on his hips and wearing a smug grin. "I over wrote the registration data on the ball. Lilith is all mine!"
"Lilith?"
"That's what I decided to name her," Leon explained. "She's obviously feral-born so she'll need a proper name if she's gonna be my starter."
Kei sighed and shook his head. "She's not going to be your starter because you're not a tamer. Now release her and let's get going."
"Not gonna happen, Oniichan," Leon shot back. "So why don't you head on home. Tell pop and San I said bye 'cause I'm not coming back until I'm a master tamer."
Kei palmed his face, shaking his head dejectedly. Then he looked up, an iniquitous sneer on his lips. "All right, Ototo. I can see you're intent on this, so I'm going to join you and show you just how hard being a tamer can be.
"We'll start with a tamer's bread and butter: Battling." With a wave of Kei's hand, Angel stepped forward, taking her place between her tamer and the boy.
"I won'na be goin' easy on y', laddie," the Umbrea warned in her Irish accent, waving a finger in the boy's face.
Leon swallowed hard. Battle Kei? This was crazy. He was a rookie tamer with nothing but a freshly caught Eva, and Kei was a seasoned professional with a powerful Umbrea. This was a complete mismatch.
On the other hand, there was no way Leon was going to back down. If this is what it took to prove to Kei that he was serious then Leon was going to rise to the challenge. Steeled and ready, he stepped a fair distance away and turned to face his brother. Then he drew back the pokéball, ready to pitch it out.
"Lilith! Let's rock 'n roll!" he declared as he hurled the ball forward. It landed a few feet before Angel and burst open. In a flash of light the newly caught Eva materialized.
Leon smiled. "Ain't she beautiful."
'Beautiful' was certainly one way to put it, what with her scrawny frame covered in unkempt brown fur. She was a full foot and two inches shorter than Leon with the build of a beanpole and a bust that was almost nonexistent. Her best feature would have to be her lovely brown eyes and the cute scruff of fur atop her head that looked almost like bangs.
"Quite…" Kei replied in a very ironic and deadpan fashion.
"Well, let's get started then," Leon declared. "Lilith! Tackle!'
The Eva did no such thing and instead decided to plot down onto the grass and scratch at her neck with her hind leg.
"Okay… how about Bite?" Leon inquired pathetically.
Lilith ignored him.
"Sand Attack? Quick Attack? Agility? ANYTHING??"
Continuing to ignore him, Lilith had now moved on to licking herself inappropriately.
Kei face-palmed while Angel sighed.
Growing impatient with his disobedient pokégirl Leon placed a foot into the small of her back and attempted to shove her in Angel's direction. This proved to have less than desirable results as an angry Lilith leaped up and raked her claws across Leon's face. The boy keeled over backwards in pain as the feral pokégirl stood on three paws beside him, licking the boy's blood from the fourth.
Kei and Angel rolled their eyes in unison. "Angel, subdue her," said tamer to pokégirl.
Angel crossed over to Lilith and kneeled before her, performing 'Leer' directly into the Eva's face. The younger pokégirl was instantly rendered catatonic by the older girl's gaze.
Angel lifted Lilith to her feet as Kei joined them. Leon had recovered enough to stare blankly from his seat on the grass as Kei examined Lilith.
"Hmm… she seems emaciated," Kei observed.
"Now dat y' mention it, love, I do remember 'earin' on da news that developers 'ad cleared a good 'unk o' da forest around 'ere," Angel added. "Could be dat food's in short supply for da feral pokégurrls in da area."
"That might explain it," said Kei as he threw down his pack and fell to one knee.
He withdrew a gleaming metal chastity belt from the knapsack and without another word fastened it Lilith's neither regions, locking it tightly.
"Whoa! What the hell??" Leon shouted indignantly. By now Lilith had regained consciousness and she began tearing violently at the belt, mirroring her tamers outrage as the metal device refused to give way.
"Two things, Ototo," Kei began, rising to his feet. "One, you're still too young be taming. And two, if you're going to be a good tamer you have to learn respect for the rules of society."
He paused for a moment and retrieved a canister of pokéchow from his backpack. Tossing the opened container to Lilith she ceased her indignant clawing at the belt and began to tear into the food.
"The fact is," Kei began again. "You've broken the law and I wouldn't be a good older brother if I let you get away with it." He folded his arms across his chest, a stern frown on his face. "As penance for your transgression you are forbidden from sleeping with Lilith or any other pokégirl you may add to your harem until you come of age and get a license."
Leon glared angrily at his older brother, then he thought of Lilith and his expression softened with concern. "What about Lilith? Without regular taming she'll go into feral shock."
The Eva's ears twitched at the sound of her new name (mostly since she was conditioned from the pokéball to respond to Leon's voice) and she looked up from the pokéchow and stared at Leon with big brown eyes that looked reminiscent of a lost puppy.
"Don't worry," Kei began, his expression lightening. "I can teach you to use pressure points to tame your girls without the need of coatis. It's not as effective—
"Or as fun…" Leon muttered.
"—But it gets the job done." Kei stated matter-of-fact. "And once you've collected several girls into your harem they can tame each other."
"Me Kei-kee-poo 'as t'ought o' e'ry t'ing," said Angel, hugging her tamers arm tenderly.
"(Yeah, everything but my poor aching balls)," Leon thought glumly.
Kei looked up at the sky, noting its now reddening hue. "It's getting late. Angel and I will set up camp here for the night." He turned to Leon, a stern yet kind expression on his face. "As for you, I think you should take Lilith down to the stream and give her a bath."
"Huh?" Leon said, perplexed. "But, the belt—
"Don't worry. The belt is rust proof," Kei answered. "Moreover, the act will help you develop a bond with her."
"Besides, da lassie's fur is rutty an' she stinks, too." Angel placed a hand to her nose and pinched it for dramatic effect. "For dat matter, so do you, laddie."
"(How 'bout you go traipsing around the forest nonstop for a week and we'll see if you come out smelling like a rose)," Leon grumbled in his head. This whole experience had left him grumpy to a point where he'd even lose his temper with Angel.
"By the way, fill up this dyno-cap with water while you're there," Kei added as he tossed the capsule to his younger brother.


It took them longer than Leon would have liked to reach the stream. Lilith refused to come when called, despite the programming from her pokéball, so Leon had to lead her there by the hand. Thusly they were in the closing minutes of twilight before they reached the stream.
Leon set up the water tank capsule a few feet up-stream, it going to its work automatically. Then he walked back down and took Lilith to the water's edge. Removing his shoes and socks, he stepped into the water, sinking up to his mid shins. Then he grabbed Lilith's paw and tugged at it lightly. She got the idea and leaped in, splashing a bit as she hit the water.
Leon pushed down on her shoulders and she sat, sinking into the water up to her lap. That done, he squatted down as low as he could without touching the water and began to scrub her back, and Lilith purred deep in her throat.
Leon moved up to her head, giving her ears a nice tender scratch. Admittedly he rather liked this and he wasn't the only one. Lilith cooed pleasantly, thoroughly enjoying her bath.
Suddenly she turned and tackled Leon into the water. He sputtered noisily and glared up at the Eva lying on top of him. But his gaze softened when he saw the happy face of the pokégirl. Then he knew that she hadn't done this out of malice, but in actuality she just wanted to play. He grinned back at her.
"Would you like me to join you?" he asked and she nodded happily.
Leon shoved Lilith off gently and stood. He began to remove his sopping wet clothes, tossing them aside one by one. Last were his boxers, which he intended to leave on. That plan went to pot, however, when Lilith grabbed a hold of them and pulled them down. Getting the idea, Leon kicked them off and laid them aside with the rest of his garments.
Leon plopped down in front of Lilith and threw his hands onto her chest, massaging it gently. He grinned mischievously as he essentially felt Lilith up under the guise of bathing her. What he didn't realize was that as a feral born pokégirl Lilith had no concept of modesty and thus didn't really care if he felt her chest.
Leon looked up, his hands still on the pokégirl's furry torso. He stared into those bright brown eyes and felt drawn to them. His arms dropped into the water and he leaned in, kissing Lilith on her lips.
The Eva was taken aback by the boy's sudden display of affection and her lips parted as she prepared to gasp. Immediately Leon snaked his tongue into her mouth, tickling it against her pallet.
Lilith loved the tickle of his tongue against the roof of her mouth. She closed her eyes and returned the favor, her own tongue sliding along Leon's. As they kissed away happily Lilith's paws slipped its way into Leon's lap under the water. Instincts doing what instincts do, she immediately took hold of his growing erection.
Leon drew back with shock as Lilith squeezed his phallus tightly. She smiled, looking up at him quizzically with her head cocked to the side. He grinned back and placed his hands on the sides of her head, leaning in to kiss her delicate lips.
As they continued kissing, Lilith worked her paws over Leon's member, pumping it hard and roughly. Now fully erect, most of it poked up out of the water, and Leon groaned in his throat, unwilling to break the kiss over the sensations building in his loins. He pressed his face to hers tightly and flicked his tongue around wildly, landing a few licks around her muzzle as well as in her mouth.
Unable to stand it any longer Leon tore back, moaning loudly with ecstasy. Lilith leaned in close to Leon's lap, giving all her attention to the boy's cock as she pumped it as hard and fast as she dared. Thus Leon felt his first non-self-induced orgasm rock through him as he fired a stream of warm, think semen into Lilith's face. The Eva closed her eyes and grimaced as the sticky fluid drenched her features.
Once the torrent of jism had subsided, Lilith let her eyes fall open, blinking blankly. Unconsciously her tongue slipped out and lapped up a glob of Leon's cream. She gave a contented murmur as she found the taste to her liking. After slurping up every drop around her muzzle she wiped her face clean with both paws and delighted in licking the semen off of them.
"Well, if you like that stuff there's plenty more where it came from," Leon said thickly, his head still a little fuzzy from his subsiding orgasm.
Lilith got the point and kneeled before Leon again, reaching for his cock. She leaned in close as she began jerking him off again, but Leon had other ideas. Placing his hands on the back of her head he pushed down until his still erect penis was pressed against her damp face.
"If you like the taste of my juice so much, why not cut out the middle man and go right to the source?"
It took Lilith's feral mind a few seconds to put two and two together but she got the idea and slid Leon's whole six inches into her open mouth. Once it was in Lilith just let it lay there, expecting it to simply ejaculate on contact. Leon didn't mind all that much, as he was enjoying just being in her mouth. After a few more seconds of nothing Lilith got the idea to try to suck the ejaculate out of the boy, sucking on his phallus like a straw. Leon squealed excitedly as the Eva sucked away at his cock.
But this wasn't enough for the boy. He wanted more. Grabbing his Eva by the sides of her head he guided her into a pumping motions. The feral pokégirl got the message right quick and soon enough was bobbing up and down on his cock, still sucking away at him.
As he leaned back, bracing himself on his hands, Lilith could tell his climax was near. She swallowed him to the hilt, furry muzzle pressed against his abdomen as she gave one last hard slurp. That was all it took, and Leon felt another hard orgasm jolt through him as he fired off another load of hot semen, this time directly into the Eva's mouth.
The amount was more than Lilith had expected, and she choked and drew back, globs landing on her face and chest. She swallowed the load in her mouth and cleaned up the rest quickly.
That done she attempted to go down on Leon yet again when a piercing roar brought them to shock and attention. They looked up to find a nude and savage looking Charamanda glaring at them, her flaming tail glowing in the night. Without a word the fiery pokégirl reached over from the embankment, gripping them both and hurling them to the shore.
She went for the boy first, pinning him to the ground before he had even recovered from the fall. Instinctively he threw up his arms in defense as the pokégirl brought her teeth down on it, rending the flesh. The gloom had obscured his view of her but now that she was this close he could see that although she was taller her frame, like Lilith's, seemed malnourished; her rib cage just visible under her reptilian skin. It seemed she intended to make a meal of the boy.
Lilith wasn't going to have that, this was made clear as soon as she dove onto the Charamanda's back and sank her tiny fangs into the fiery pokégirl's neck. The Charamanda roared with pain as Lilith's teeth punctured her skin, and she momentarily forgot all about Leon as she jerked her body violently, desperate to literally get the Eva off her back.
One good snap was all it took to send Lilith sailing through the air. She landed unceremoniously a few feet away as the Charamanda stood and charged the smaller pokégirl. Lilith had no time to react as the Charamanda locked her jaw around the Eva's throat. A strangled cry died in her throat as the pain caused her to slip into unconsciousness.
As the Charamanda dropped Lilith from her maw Leon looked about hysterically for anything he could use as a weapon. He found a large stick lying by a nearby tree, took it up, and charged the hungry pokégirl just as she was poised to belch flames upon the helpless Eva.
Leon tackled the Charamanda head on, her Flame Thrower attack missing its intended target completely as it sailed off into the air. Leon thought he had turned the table as he now had the fire girl pinned beneath him, the stick pressed tightly against her throat. However, her superior strength proved to be the mitigating factor as the Charamanda grabbed the boy at the shoulders and effortlessly lifted him into the air.
Her windpipe now unobstructed, she drew up her fire and blasted it right into Leon's face.
Leon quickly slammed the stick into the side of her head, effectively canceling the attack, though a bit too late as a plume of flames shot up and caught him across the left side of his face, searing the skin.
Angrily the pokégirl tossed Leon aside like a rag doll. The boy staggered roughly to his feet, gripping the left side of his face painfully with his free hand. Turning to his assailant he found a smug Charamanda sauntering up to him, wisps of flame sparking from her breath.
The fiery pokégirl was now in his face, and she inhaled, ready to burn the boy to a crisp. Leon took up the stick ready to defend himself when in a blink he was suddenly airborne and staring down at a surprised Charamanda who was shooting flames into now empty space.
"Close one, 'eh Leon?" said Angel as she hovered in the air, cradling the boy in her arms.
Leon didn't answer. Instead he stared in awe at his brother down on the grass.
With lightning speed Keisuke ran up to the Charamanda and slammed the hilt of his sword into her gut with almost inhuman force. The flabbergasted pokégirl could do nothing but groan, defeated, as she slumped over onto Kei's shoulder, unconscious.
Angel landed and set Leon on the ground. The boy immediately ran to his brother's side as Kei dropped the Charamanda to the grass, replaced his sword in its sheath and produced a pokéball from his pocket. Leon knew immediately that he intended to catch the pokégirl.
However, he didn't hurl the ball at the fallen female right away. Instead he drew out his pokédex and ran its infrared scanner over the pokéball's LED node.
"Voice print, please," he said abruptly.
"What?" Leon replied.
"That'll do." Kei then closed his pokédex and held the pokéball out to Leon. "Here you are, Ototo. This one's your collar."
Leon grinned as he realized what Kei had done, reprogramming the pokéball with his specs. He dropped the stick and took the ball, drawing it back and hurling it at the downed Charamanda, who was slumped face down on the grass with her ass in the air.
The ball connected with said ass and she flashed into red light as the ball drew her inside, locking tight. It hit the ground and immediately the ball's LED 'pinged' off, no attempts to escape from the pokégirl inside as Kei had thoroughly knocked all the fight out of her.
Unable to contain his elation Leon again thrust a fist into the air as he declared: "I caught a CHARAMANDA!!"
"Good, now put some damn pants on," Kei said, rolling his eyes.
In all the excitement Leon had forgotten that he was still asshole naked. He blushed deeply as he looked about for his clothes.
"Guys!" Angel called. The boys looked up just as she came walking in carrying the unconscious Lilith.


After all the excitement Kei treated Lilith's wounds while Leon retrieved his boxers (the only piece of his clothes that were dry) as well as the water tank capsule. Angel stood nearby and silently watched her tamer work on the Eva.
"Fortunately her wounds are superficial," said Kei as he applied bandages and a sterilizing agent to Lilith's neck.
"That's good," Leon observed as he kneeled beside his smiling pokégirl, lying still as Kei finished up.
"The wounds were superficial because Charamanda teeth aren't designed for hunting prey this big," Kei stated, looking up from the Eva. "Charamandas, though omnivorous, don't typically prey on humans or other pokégirls. This is all very strange."
"When she was on top of me she looked like she was starving," Leon informed. "Maybe it ties back to what Angel said about the developers."
"The destruction of their habitat and food sources is driving the feral pokégirls in the area to erratic behavior," Kei mused. "It's our responsibility as tamers to get to the bottom of this."
"Hey, I didn't sign up for this!" Leon said indignantly.
"Like it or not, Ototo, you did," Kei retorted. "I said when we started out that being a tamer would be harder than you thought."
Leon sighed. Then Kei placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. "Of course, we've got time for that later. How's about we take a look at that burn on you face."
Leon nodded and kneeled before his brother as the older boy retrieved some burn balm from his pack. Kei went to work, applying the cream to the burns, and Leon winced as he felt the cooling gel seep into the skin and heal the angry wounds.
"T'ose burns look nasty. Will da lad be okay?" Angel voiced her concern.
"They are pretty bad, Ototo," said Kei. "The eye itself seems unharmed but I'm afraid the skin around it will be permanently scarred."
Leon sighed again as Kei drew a mirror from his pack and held it up to the boy. "Sorry, this is the best I could do."
The young man who stared back at Leon from the mirror was quite different from the one he had seen the week before, and not just because of the oddly heart-shaped burn scar around his left eye. His face had lost some of its roundness and his features seemed more mature.
At least, they did to him.
"You're only in your first week of taming," Kei reminded as if reading the boy's mind. "Don't think you're going to grow up over night."
Leon slumped back onto the grass dejectedly. Kei shook his head, smiling as he replaced the mirror in his pack. "Why don't we take a look at your new Charamanda?"
Leon smiled brightly and sat up, pulling out the fiery pokégirl's pokéball. She materialized sitting before the two boys, and Leon had to admit that she looked quite lovely now that she wasn't trying to kill him.
She was about four inches taller than him, with a figure that was somewhat lean but more filled out than Lilith's. She had short blonde hair, large blue eyes, and a fair sized bust, an estimated B-cup, with smooth scaly orange-red skin that shone from the light of her flaming tail.
Lilith, however, upon seeing the fire pokégirl immediately leapt up to all fours beside her tamer, bearing her tiny fangs in a vein attempt to look fierce.
"It's okay, honey. She's with us now," Leon said, placing a hand on her flank as he tried his best to calm the excited Eva.
The Charamanda tensed up at Lilith's display of ferocity, so Kei gestured to Angel, who crossed over and sat behind the fiery pokégirl, gripping her gently by the shoulders.
"Stay cool, lassie. We're no' gonna hurt y'."
The Charamanda blinked with understanding and remained still.
"Angel, lay her back," Kei commanded.
Angel complied forthwith, tugging softly on the fiery girl's shoulders and guiding her into lying down. Kei moved in and kneeled beside the Charamanda, looking up at his younger brother.
"Watch closely, Ototo," Kei instructed. "These are the pressure points I mentioned earlier." Without another word he went straight to his work, his hands gliding delicately over the Charamanda's body.
He began by slowly running his hands down her flanks, and she closed her eyes and sighed contently from his gentle touch. From there his hands dance from point to point over her chest and stomach, stopping only briefly at each location as he applied pressure with two fingers on his right hand, and tapped down on the point with two fingers on his left.
Leon watched fixedly as his brother worked over his pokégirl. His eyes darted back and forth between studying his brother's technique and gazing at the Charamanda's lovely body, and as he did so he noticed that there seemed to be no physical changes in the girl. Her breathing was steady, she didn't seem to be sweating, and her loins were completely dry for the most part. He began to wonder if the trick would really work at all.
He got his answer when her eyes suddenly shot open and she cried out in a call that could only have come from orgasmic bliss. This was confirmed when Leon noted the copious amounts of vaginal lubricant flowing freely from her groin onto the grass below.
Angel released her grip on the Charamanda's shoulders and she sat up.
"I've never had an orgasm like that b'fore. It was so sudden… like it just snuck up on m'!" said the fiery girl in a southern drawl.
Whilst Kei remained unflinching Leon's jaw had all but literally hit the floor. "You can talk?" he said, dumbfounded. He shot Lilith an accusing glance, and the Eva shrank back, embarrassed.
"Sure 'nuff I can talk, sug'," she replied sweetly. "A contractor who worked in the area kept me as a pet for a while, 'til he was killed by wild pokégirls. That's how I learned to talk.
"'Course, once he was outta the picture I went feral again and forgot." She glanced over at Kei, smiling her best. "That is, 'til this young man made me cum so good."
"I appreciate your gratitude but my brother over there is you rightful tamer," Kei corrected, gesturing to the boy. "I was merely directing him on technique."
The Charamanda looked the boy over. "Oh, you. Sorry about the whole 'tryin' ta eat you' thang, sug'."
"You can make it up to me later," Leon said with a coy grin. "And boy do you have a lot to make up for." He pointed to the burn scar around his eye.
"Shoot, sug', I think it gives your face some character!" the fire pokégirl laughed, and Leon couldn't help but join her.
He stopped after a moment and spoke up: "Say, if you had an owner before, did he give you a name?"
"Nothin' beyond, 'Girly' or 'Hey You' really," she replied. "Obviously ne'ther of us was very attached to the other."
"In that case, how do you feel about the name, 'Pyre'?" Leon inquired, an expectant timber in his voice.
"Hmm… a little trite I guess but it seems fittin'. I like it!" 'Pyre' replied with a knowing wink.
"In that case," Leon began, pulling his Eva onto his lap. "Lilith, meet your new harem sister, Pyre."
The smaller pokégirl took a long hard look at her new compatriot, and after a minute or so her expression brightened and she smiled approvingly.
"Well, sug', I think that means I'm alright in her book." Pyre returned the grin with one of her own.
"Welcome to the team!" Leon beamed.
"And here's your welcoming present," said Kei as with ninja-like dexterity he slapped yet another chastity belt on Pyre, who gave him a bewildered look.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING THOSE THINGS??" Leon shouted more than asked.
"Tamer Rule number one: 'always be prepared for anything'," Kei replied smugly.
Leon cocked an eyebrow. "So you're saying I should buy some condoms?"
"Not what I meant, but still a good idea."
"What's the deal with these metal britches?" Pyre inquired of her fellow pokégirls.
Lilith simply shrugged while Angel responded: "Long story… wee'll tell y' later."
Leon grinned widely, setting his hands on the back of his head in a self-satisfied pose. With the exception of a few snags and setbacks, it seemed his pokégirl journey was off to a great start.
And so, with his two pokégirls, Lilith and Pyre, looking on, Leon stood proudly, thrusting a triumphant fist into the air as he chanted the Tamer Credo: "Pokégirls…! Gotta fuck 'em all!"
*SMACK* went Kei's fist as he immediately stood and slammed his younger brother over the back of the head, adding: "Watch your mouth! There're ladies present."
The three aforementioned ladies watched this display with cocked eyebrows and large sweat beads dripping down the sides of their faces, all of them knowing that this would truly be a looong journey.


To be continued…

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**PARDON THE PARODY**
So the PG world is pretty famous for dimension hopping heroes and villains, or 'Dimensional Hitchhikes' as I like to call them. Anyway, here's a little list of D-hitchers I'd like to see and some little samples of how their visit would probably play out. Remember, kiddies: 'what happens in Pokégirl World *STAYS* in Pokégirl World!



Number one—JESUS!
Jesus stands triumphant upon a pile of his defeated enemies. This pile of corpses includes Ranma Saotome and every single Legendary who isn't already dead!

Leon: Wow! The Lord kicks some serious ass!
Kei: AND the hate-mail cometh…


Number two—SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth stands triumphant upon a pile of his defeated enemies. This pile of corpses includes Ranma Saotome and every single Legendary who isn't already dead!

Kei: Second verse, same as the first.
Leon: Two words… SUPER NOVA!!


Number three—YODA!
Yoda stands triumphant upon a pile of yadda, yadda, yadda!

Leon: That little green dude sure can kick ass!
Kei: This is getting very redundant!


Number four—WALKER, TEXAS RANGER!
Chuck Norris stands triumphant upon a pile of—Ah, hell! Ya' get the point!

Angel: Now y'er jus' bein' silly!
Leon: Chuck Norris had an errection... there were no survivors!
Kei: Please just end the fic...


THE END…
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Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I claim to own Pokémon, Pokégirls, or any related properties there of. All I own are my original characters and the plot.
This fic was completed on 8/24/06 at 1:37PM

[Author's Notes: I'm making this fic an A.U., because I like to work over the top and trying to fit it into the 'official' continuity was just too constricting! ^_^ And just so ya' know, this takes place in A-kun's Crimson League, with some cities I made up and threw in myself.]

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WHO'S THAT POKÉGIRL!?!
Official Pokédex Entries



EVA, the Fox-Squirrel Pokégirl
Type: Animorph, Humanoid
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon
Diet: berries, nuts, common pokéchow
Role: pets, guard animals, distractions, and domestics
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Quick, Aura of Cute, Tackle, Leap, Sand Attack, Dodge, Quick Attack, Growl, Leer
Enhancements: fur, capability of evolving to an elemental form, speed
Evolves: Flarea (Fire Stone), Vaporita (Water Stone), Joltina (Thunder Stone), Solaria (Leaf Stone), Chippyna (Diamond Stone), Marmotte (battle stress), Espea (normal; trigged in the day), Umbrea (normal; triggered at night), Evangelion (Angel Stone), Omegan (Dark Stone & Mana Crystal)
Evolves From: None
Eva, the fox-squirrel pokégirl, is furry and cute and fairly popular. They are loyal, affectionate, and fairly intelligent. Many have been trained to be good domestics and enjoy being helpful in almost any regard. They respond well to affection, and their possibility of evolving into one of their elemental forms gives them good combat potential. Evas also have a bad reputation that they have only slowly begun to overcome due to what happened in the Orange Continent.
On the Orange Continent, about twenty years after Sukebe's disappearance, an attempt to evolve an Eva using an Angel Stone resulted in the continent's almost complete destruction. Now the Orange Islands have a "No Evas Allowed" policy, though most people don't know why other than "Evas are bad luck."
It is thought that Sukebe created this girl to mainly act as a distraction in the war. A small group would approach an intended target (be it a base or a battalion) and attack. The aura would assist in their retreat. It would lull enemies into a false sense of pity and chivalry (as human males are wont to do) and allow for the group`s safe escape. While the reason this girl's evolution abilities still remains unknown for the most part, it continues to undergo research.
There appearance despite their attitude and/or demeanor is that of something cute and fluffy. They have slight builds with heights generally from 4` to 4`6". Slim waists that slope gently into their slightly flared hips from which their fluffy tails spring. Their ears are located on the top of their head with fur that matches their body fur, which tends to be a rich brown color. They are comfortable with their rather thick fur coats, it being thickest around their necks giving them a mane of sorts which tends to be a light tan in color, and shortest near there breast (which can range anywhere from a meager A-Cup to a nice C-Cup) and their vaginas. It has been said by many Eva tamers that their ears and the base of their tails are the most sensitive `hot spots' on their bodies. Their gentle doe-like eyes (which are generally a deep brown like their hair) will greatly increase their Aura of Cute attack's effectiveness if they are looked into while the attack is performed. As for the differences between Domestic and Feral born Evas there are not many to note aside from perhaps a slightly thinner fur coat in a domestic bred one (As she would not need to protect herself from the elements.) Feral born have the development of short claws to assist in their survival in the wild.

UMBREA, the Dark Eva Pokégirl
Type: Anthropomorphic Near Human
Element: Dark
Frequency: Rare
Diet: semi-vegetarian
Role: fighter/scout
Libido: Monthly
Strong Vs: Dark, Ghost, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting
Attacks: Tackle, Reflect, Dark Attack, Agility, Bite, Memory of the Dark, Dark Bomb, Ankoku
Enhancements: Elemental Affinity: Dark, superhuman strength (x2), superhuman speed (x8), night vision, psychic shields, Tool Use
Evolves: None
Evolved From: Eva (normal; triggered during the night)
Umbrea is evolved when Eva has not been artificially evolved through a stone and it reaches an evolution threshold at night. If this occurs during the day, the Eva evolves to Espea. Umbrea is immune to psychic attacks. They do have another ability, Moonlight, but due to the late-night Tamer activities this is not often used. This ability gives the Umbrea an aura of fear that can't be overcome unless the victim is of a substantially higher level.
Umbreas have an affinity for the night, it is said that the rays from the moon are absorbed into her when evolving giving her `mystic powers'. It has been proven that while an evolving Eva will absorb the moon's rays it has been shown that the only power it gives one is an ability to make the colored rings and designs on her body glow.
When an Umbrea evolves their hips tend to become a bit more pronounced while their bust will remain similar to their Eva state. Much like her Psychic cousin the Espea she has a fine coat of fur. Though it hasn't been known to be so fine it can predict and opponent's movements. Umbreas will have black fur and hair. Though some tamers and Umbreas may argue that their fur is a dark charcoal color, for all intent and-purposes it's a black. The rings/designs on an Umbrea are actually on their skin, and it's not know why it shows through on the fur (though it is said it has something to do with their absorption of Lunar Rays in evolution) When the fur is removed it will be just as black as the rest of her fur.
The Dark affinity of the Umbrea made her the perfect night patrol/scout during the war. Her attacks allow her to be very well suited in a back-up position. Using Reflect to allow an ally to regain her bearings, or using dark bomb to scatter enemies for a regrouping. Her immunity to psychic attacks along with her speed allows her to cover a fighting type in battle.

CHARAMANDA, the Fiery Lizard-esque Pokégirl
Type: Animorphic
Element: Fire
Frequency: Uncommon(Crimson League)
Diet: plants, animals, pokéchow
Role: frontline soldiers
Libido: Low to Average
Strong Vs: Bug, Fire, Ice, Plant, Steel
Weak Vs: Ground, Rock, Water
Attacks: Fireball, Fire Spin, Flamer Thrower, Ember
Enhancements: Fire powers, Endurance
Evolves: Charmelons(normal), Whorizard(evolved Charmelons; normal)
Evolves From: None
CharAmandas tend to be fairly stable, despite the tendency amongst fire pokégirls to be very unruly. They remain difficult to Tame initially, but once their trust is won, it takes a poor Tamer to break it. CharAmandas love cuddling the most and will often take time to cuddle outside of normal Taming. Many CharAmandas have a scaly tail with a fire on the end. The tail in the domesticates can be magically sent away or may not manifest in domesticated breeds. Most Feralborns have very smooth scales, which are very close in touch to skin. All CharAmandas, however, have something red about them. Whether its hair color, eye color or scale color.




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