Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Of Wild Hearts and Pok�girls ❯ Ruckus like the Rockets ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Of Wild Hearts and Pokégirls
By: Kid Loose (squall2k184@yahoo.com)

Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you
Graceless lady you know who I am
You know I can't let you slide through my hands

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away

I watched you suffer a dull aching pain
Now you decided to show me the same
No sweeping exits or offstage lines
Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't drag me away

I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie
I have my freedom but I don't have mush time
Faith has been broken, tears must be cried
Let's do some living after we die

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day

Wild horses couldn't drag me away
Wild, wild horses, we'll ride them some day

**Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones**

Chapter 02: Ruckus Like the Rockets

+Adults Only+

"More to the left, Ototo."
They had returned to the campsite that Keisuke and Angel had set up earlier by the forest's edge, and now it was Leon's turn to try his hand at orgasm inducing pressure point techniques. Angel was off somewhere looking for edible plants and/or animals and Pyre was off drying Leon's clothes for him, so the two boys were left alone to sharpen Leon's skill in pressure point endeavors.
The younger boy moved his hands hesitantly across the body of the Eva lying before him, his older brother watching closely from over the boy's shoulder. Though Leon had the basic technique down he hadn't a clue of the exact location of each pressure point, thus Kei had to basically lead him through the procedure, correcting him every time his hands strayed too far from the appropriate point.
Leon flinched, a fine sweat on his brow as one of the pressure points brought his hands within millimeters of Lilith's right nipple. "(How does Kei do this with a straight face)?" he inquired privately.
He continued poking away at Lilith, the Eva's body shivering at her tamer's touch as Leon fumbled his way from point to point. Then her eyes shout open and she squealed loudly as her body bucked about, her loins soaked with vaginal excretions.
Leon sighed inwardly, relieved that he had brought his Eva to orgasm without screwing the whole thing up. He helped her to sitting up and she quickly leaned in and gave him a kiss.
Kei placed a hand on his younger brothers back, an approving smile on his face. "I can see you've got the idea. Now all you've got to work on is memorizing the point placement." He dug into his pack and withdrew a tightly wrapped scroll. "I want you to study this."
Leon opened the scroll, Lilith leaning on him as he read the header. "Happy, Anything Goes, Creamy Finisher Pressure Point Technique?" he sneered at the ridiculous name.
Below the header he found a diagram of the average human body. Spread throughout were indicators showing the exact locations of the pressure points used to induce orgasm, as well as instruction on proper etiquette and technique.
"Study hard," Kei advised. "We'll head to Thrill City tomorrow and once we get there you'll be getting you first gym battle."
"Sweet!" Leon declared, hugging Lilith close to him. "Hear that, honey? Tomorrow I get my first badge!" The Eva cooed happily as she snuggled close to her tamer.
"That sounds wonderful, sug'." Pyre walked in and kneeled beside Leon, handing him his clothes as she smiled demurely. "Here ya' are, sug'. Dried and pressed."
He took them from her and gave the Charamanda a kiss on the cheek by way of thanks, causing the girl's face to turn a deeper shade of red.
Leon laid his clothes aside for the moment just as Angel returned from her foraging expedition, a dejected look on her face. " Sorry, love," she said to Kei. "I couldn'na find anyt'ing."
"I didn't think you would," Kei told her in a comforting tone.
"Shoot, I could'a told ya' that!" said Pyre, sitting up on her haunches as she waved a hand over her thin flank.
This got Leon's attention. "Ya' got any more of that pokéchow, Oniichan?"
Pyre watched with bright eager eyes as Kei drew another pack of pokéchow from his pack and tossed it to the pokégirl, who caught it nimbly.
"That's my last pack so you'll have to split it with Angel," said Kei.
Pyre frowned at this, and Angel couldn't help but smiled. "Don'na worry y'er pretty head, lass. Y' can 'ave the 'ole t'ing."
Pyre grinned widely before tearing into pokégirl food. Lilith watched her harem sister eat, licking her lips with an expectant look in her eyes.
Leon caught this and said: "Sorry honey but you already had some food. Let Pyre have this one."
The Eva shook her head, a disappointed scowl on her face as she wrapped her arms around her tamer's neck and pressed herself tightly against his chest.
Leon meanwhile watched Pyre eating her food with such gusto, and the boy laughed to see her so wholly enjoy her meal. Then he thought of how he almost became that meal, and he laughed again.
His jovial mood was broken by his own rumbling stomach, which even had Lilith pulling away from him in surprise. "Oniichan, you wouldn't happen to have any human food on you?"
Kei shook his head. "Sorry, but Angel and I polished off the last of my provisions yesterday. We really didn't think it would take this long to find you."
Leon sighed, drawing Lilith close to him again and resting her head on his shoulder. "I haven't had a decent meal in a week…"
"And I'm afraid that trend will continue," Kei added. "At least until we can re-supply tomorrow."
Leon grinned weakly. "So much for Tamer Rule number one, eh?" he chuckled a bit at his little joke.
"Hmph!" was Kei only retort. "Perhaps you should try to go to bed. We can get some food tomorrow."
"Fine with me." Leon took up Lilith's pokéball. The Eva gave a long yawn and nodded her readiness, and so Leon recalled her. Then he drew out Pyre's ball when—
"Uh, boss?" the Charamanda inquired hesitantly. "If it's all the same to y'all, could I stay out for the night?"
"Suit your self," Leon replied as he minimized her ball and stowed it.
The boy gathered his things and stood, making his way to the tent his brother had set up for him, his fiery pokégirl following behind him. Her chastity belt clinked softly as her hips and tail swayed in time with her walk.
"Pyre," Kei called, catching the attention of both the pokégirl and her tamer. "Make sure you douse your tail before you go to bed. We don't need a fire on our hands."
Pyre nodded and immediately her tail flame went out, leaving nary but a wisp of smoke hanging in the air. She turned and found that Leon had already gone ahead into the tent so she followed suit quickly.
"You go on ahead, too, Angel," said Kei to his Umbrea. "I'll stand the first watch tonight."
"If y' say so, love," Angel said, taking her leave.

As soon as Pyre stepped into the tent she found her tamer lying on his side before her, most of his clothes tucked away in a corner of the tent. She laid herself down in front of him and took him into her arms, hugging him close.
"Whoa…" Leon breathed. "This is one of the things I like about pokégirls; once you get their trust they're all very affectionate."
"It helps when ya' got a tamer as cute as you, sug'." Pyre leaned in and nuzzled her warm face against Leon's, earning herself a kiss on the nose.
"You know, you're very friendly for someone who was trying to eat me not too long ago," Leon couldn't help but point out.
"Ya' really know how ta ruin a poignant moment, boss," Pyre sneered.
"It's a talent." Leon grinned cheekily. "All kidding aside, I forgive you for that whole mess."
"Well thanks, sug'." She smiled back brightly, leaning in and planting a kiss on his forehead.
"I'm really glad to have you around," Leon said honestly. The Charamanda's presence was even making him forget about his hunger.
"Especially tonight," he added. "I was feelin' a bit breezy."
"Well, I hope that ain't all I'm good for," Pyre replied, faking a pout.
"Oh no," Leon assured. "You're a much better conversationalist than Lilith, for one thing. And I'm sure you'll perform wonderfully when I get you in a battle." He paused when he noted her appreciative smile.
"You sure know how ta' make a gale feel wanted, boss," she told him.
"There is one other thing," Leon said coyly, wrapping his arms around the girl's warm body. "Too bad that's going to have to wait."
"Now, now, sug'," Pyre chided, giving him a coy smile of her own. "You're big brother wouldn't like us foolin' around."
"What Kei doesn't know won't hurt him." Leon leaned forward, pressing his lips to Pyre's in a tender kiss.

Now alone, Kei pulled out his cell phone, mulling over the day's events in his head. After hitting the speed dial he held it to his ear as he awaited an answer, which was given quickly.
"Hello, father?" he spoke into the phone.
"Keisuke! Have you found your brother?" came the worried reply.
"Indeed."
"When will you be coming home?" there was a notable expectant timber in Mr. Strife's voice.
Kei sighed, taking a moment to gather his thoughts for what he'd have to say next. "Father, we won't be coming home."
"What??" came the man's flabbergasted response. "Is there something wrong? Is your brother hurt?"
"Everything's fine," Kei answered, doing his best to calm his worried father. "It's just…" he trailed off, trying to think up an excuse he could tell his dad and even considering giving up on the whole thing and forcing Leon to come home with him.
"'It's just' what, son?"
His father's voice brought Kei back to reality, and he snapped to answer. "Father I've decided to start another journey."
"You have? But I thought you were retiring."
"Yes, well, I've changed my mind," Kei replied. "And that brings me to Leon.
"You know he's growing up, and in another year he'll be old enough to become a tamer himself." He stopped and waited to hear a confirming 'uh-huh' from the man. "Well, the reason I've decided to postpone my retirement is to give Leon a kind of, 'head start,' if you will."
"What're you getting at, son?" Mr. Strife said, a hint in his tone that he had an idea of what Kei was saying.
"Dad…" Kei started, barely able to say the words. He decided to come out with it all at once, and thus blurted out as fast as he could: "Leon will be apprenticing with me on this new journey. I promise to take care of him and teach him everything I've learned!"
There was a long silence on the other end the line, at last followed by a halfhearted, "I see."
"You're not angry?" asked Kei, surprised.
"I'm certainly taken aback," Mr. Strife replied. "But like you said, Leon is growing up, and I can't think of anyone else to see him to adulthood better than you."
"You weren't a half bad tamer in your day, either, father," Kei said adoringly.
"Yes, but that was a long time ago," Mr. Strife retorted. "This is your time now… yours and Leon's…" He paused a moment, a contented sigh audible over the line. "Show him what the view is like from the top, son."
"I will, dad." Kei smiled.
"And… give him my love."
"Okay." Kei took a moment to gaze at the stars, his heart heavy in his chest. "Father, is Imoutochan there?" [A/N: Imoutochan = "Little Sister"]
"Your sister?" the man asked just as the sound of a creaky door opening could be heard through the phone line. "Speak of the devil, she just got in. I'll put her on."
There was a momentary silence as the phone was passed on, and then Kei heard: "Oniichan?"
"Imoutochan…"
"Is Ototo okay?" the girl sounded just as concerned as her father had.
"He's fine. We're actually going to be taking a journey together." Kei let out a single small laugh, unable to hold in how absurd this whole thing seemed. "Imoutochan, I need you to pick up a few things for me."
"Like what?"
He closed his eyes, trying to think of all the things he would need to kick off this unusual journey. "Let's start with Leon's belongings. Just bring along anything you think he might want or need.
"And as for the rest, I think you better leave the room before I tell you. The less father knows about it, the better."
"What's going on, Kei? Dose this have something to do with that note Ototo left on my laptop?" San definitely sounded concerned.
"I'll tell you when you're alone," Kei repeated.
"He didn't…" she trailed off.
"Imoutochan…" Kei chided.
"Fine, I'm going." There was a short silence as San apparently left for another room. "Okay, I'm alone."
"Alright. Here's what I need…"

The sun rose in the morning (as it had a habit of doing) and Leon was roused awake by its light. As his eyes fell open he was greeted by the sight of a pretty young pokégirl sleeping beside him. He raised an arm and prodded her in the shoulder gently.
"Rise and shine, Pyre."
The girl stirred lethargically, rolling onto her back and giving a long yawn as she stretched out her arms and legs. She sighed contently as her eyelids fluttered open; her eyes having a glazed look to them. She shook the last remnants of sleep from her head and rolled back onto her side, looking lovingly at the boy.
"'Morning, sug'."
Leon laid a hand along side her face, cupping her chin in his palm. "Ready for our big day?"
"You bet, boss," she replied sweetly.
This tender moment was broken by a near thunderous growl emanating from Leon's gut. "Well, there goes that gift of mine again," he joked, drawing his arms close to his chest.
Pyre gave him a look of concern. "We better get some food in ya', sug'."
Leon nodded. "Good thing we're heading into town today. I can eat myself stupid!"
Just then they heard the tent zipper being pulled open. Kei appeared a moment later, drawing back the flap and peering into the tent.
"Hurry up and get dressed, Ototo," he said. "We're heading out immediately." With that, he left.
Leon wiped his eyes before collecting his clothes. He dressed quickly, a bit embarrassed as all he had to wear were dirty, tattered rags.
He emerged from the tent, Pyre following close behind. Once outside the pair found Kei and Angel packing up the rest of their gear. Leon turned and hit a button on one of the tent poles that instantly re-capsulated it. Then he crossed over to Kei and handed him the capsule.
Kei took the dyno-cap, placing it in his pack as he drew out another one. He hit the button on the top of the cap and chucked it away. After a moment it exploded, a pristine silver and dark blue hover-bike appearing whence the smoke had cleared.
"Let's 'it the road, love!" Angel called to Kei as she leapt onto the bike.
"Sorry, Angel. This time your riding shotgun," Kei answered, holding up the Umbrea's pokéball.
"Ah crud…" the girl pouted a mere moment before she flashed into red light and vanished.
"Your turn, Pyre." Leon followed suit, recalling the disappointed looking Charamanda and replacing her pokéball on his belt.
Kei straddled his bike and Leon climbed on behind him, hugging the bike tightly with his legs while wrapping his arms around his brother's waist. Kei hit the ignition and the bike chugged to life beneath them, shaking moderately as the engines came to life and levitated the bike a few inches off the ground. Then Kei gunned the throttle and with a roar from the engines they took off, flying like the wind across the countryside.

It was almost noon when they reached Thrill City, a small yet bustling metropolis. The town had swelled a bit in recent years thanks to the development projects spearheaded by entrepreneur and philanthropist Gendo Giovanni.
Immediately after arriving Kei and Leon headed for the pokécenter, which they found to be a small and somewhat overcrowded building. They made their way to the front desk and were greeted by a lovely NurseJoy.
"Welcome," she said. Then her eyes grew wide as she took a good look at the older boy. "Aren't you Kei the Blade?"
"Indeed I am," Kei replied while filling out the register form.
Leon looked at his brother with awe. He remembered how Kei had won a League championship but had no idea that his brother was so famous as to be recognized by NurseJoys, who no doubt saw dozens of tamers a day.
He looked back at the nurse just as Keisuke gestured to him and added: "This is my younger brother. He just started his journey and he has some newly caught 'girls for you to examine."
The NurseJoy gave Leon a hard look. "These tamers seem to get younger every year," she mused, smiling a courteous smile. "Following in your brother's footsteps, huh? And it seems you've had a rough time of it."
She was of course referring to his now tattered attire and his newly acquired disfigurement. "If you like I could take care of that scar with my magic."
"Oh!" said Leon, lowering his gaze to the floor. "No thanks. I kindda like it."
"Very well," the nurse said politely. "Let me see your pokéballs."
Leon drew the two pokéballs off his belt and passed them to the nurse.
"I guess I should warn you, my brother's two 'girls are both wearing chastity belts," Kei informed, which caused the 'Joy to give Leon yet another hard stare.
"My, you seem a bit young to be into the kinky stuff!" She laughed, Leon blushed, and Kei remained cool as ever.
"Well, ours is not to judge," the 'Joy went on. "I'll need to remove them during the examination, but I can replace them when I'm done if you like."
Before Leon could answer, Kei answered for him. "That'll be fine," he said, passing the nurse-pokégirl the master key for the belts. Leon glared daggers at the older boy.
"Also," Kei added, ignoring Leon's death-glare. "My brother is quite famished. Might you find him something to eat?"
"Of course," the NurseJoy replied brightly, pocketing the two 'balls and the key. Stepping to the side she pulled open part of the front desk and stepped out onto the floor. "Follow me, young man."
Leon, shaking off his displeasure about the belts, was all too happy to oblige. Kei followed behind them.
The 'Joy led them to the kitchen, which was full of BunnyGirls, all of whom wearing nothing but aprons. A number of them were working busily on a multitude of dishes while still others stood around apparently waiting for work. All of them paused a moment to glace at the arriving party.
"Okay, girls!" the 'Joy announced. "We got a rookie tamer here, fresh from the field and in need of a good meal. Chop-chop!" she finished with a clap of her hands.
One BunnyGirl stepped forward, holding a pen and notepad. "What would you like to eat, sir?" she inquired.
"I'll have an order of 'fur-burgers'!" Leon chuckled mischievously. Noting the perplexed look on the rabbit's face he remembered that bunnies could be a bit 'dense' and quickly added: "Uh, forget that. I'll just have whatever ya' got."
"Alright, sir. Just have a seat and I'll be with you in a moment." That said, the 'Girl crossed over to where her sisters were cooking, peaking inquisitively to see what was done.
"Well, I've got other patients to attend to," said the 'Joy, bowing before taking her leave.
"I too, have business to take care of," said Kei. "I'll trust you'll be alright by yourself for a while."
"Yeah… sure…" Leon replied thickly, not really hearing his brother, as he was too preoccupied watching the lovely bunnies attend their duties.
"Quite…"

"We're here, little Missy!"
San Strife laid riding in the bed of a truck she had hitched a ride on. She was a girl of eighteen, standing at about five-eight with long blonde hair with black roots, an adorable round face, and the same green eyes as her brothers.
She had a cute and shapely figure, accentuated by wide, shapely hips and a bust that was in the upper B-cup. Sadly, this body was hidden beneath her priestess hakuma, which consisted of a white kimono for a top, red, pleated pants and wooden sandals.
"San, the driver says we're here." That was Aiko Prower, a Threshold Kitsune and San's best friend.
"San!" Aiko pleaded again, finally rousing the girl from her nap.
San's green eyes fluttered open, and she stared up into the pretty face of her fox friend.
Aiko was sixteen and quite short even for her age, topping off at an unremarkable five feet even. Despite her petit height, she had a figure to rival San's with one exception: her bust was much larger than her friend's—by a whole cup size, at least—which San envied a little and which at a glance seem almost comically large for the fox's height.
Aiko had long platinum-blonde hair tied into low hanging pigtails on either side of her head. She had a cute, narrow muzzle, large, deep blue eyes and a big fluffy tail. Unlike most Kitsune's, she was almost completely covered in bright pink fur, save for her muzzle, tail tip, chest, stomach, groin and inner thighs, all of which San knew to have shimmering white fur.
Aiko was the daughter of monk and former tamer Master Mike Prower, and as such she wore the same hakuma as San.
San sat up, placing her hands on her back and pushing hard, trying to relieve the stiffness from napping on a hard metal truck bed. She gathered her two knapsacks and she and Aiko hopped down to the road. She crossed over to the driver side door to thank the large man, a stranger she had met on the road.
"Shoot, think nothing of it, Missy," the large man said heartily. "And sorry again for throwing a pokéball at cha, but dressed like that I thought you were a Megami."
"Right…" San replied sneeringly, rubbing the red bump on her forehead.
"Oh come—on!" said the driver. "It can't possibly still hurt. Not like the shiner you gave me!" He pointed to his right eye, which had a dark and angry looking purple ring around it. Seeing it again made both San and Aiko giggle a little.
"Well, you gave us a free ride into town so I forgive you," said the human girl. Noting the driver's worried look she added: "And we're not going to tell anyone you tried to catch me."
"I appreciate that," said the man. "'Cause ya' know, I could get into a lotta trouble if you told anyone."
"No harm, no foul. Right, San?" Aiko piped up.
San turned her back to the driver, placed her arms inside the long sleeves of her kimono and crossed them over her chest. She threw her head back and said in a condescending tone: "Just be more careful next time. And from now on use a goddamn pokédex before you start chuckin' 'balls around!"
The large man nodded appreciatively before pealing out. No sooner had he left then a familiar figure appeared before the girl and the fox.
"It's good to see you again, Imoutochan." It was Keisuke.
"Oniichan!" San said happily. Noting her brother looking over her companion she added: "Oh, right. This is Aiko, Master Prower's daughter."
"Nice to meet you Mr. Kei the Blade." Aiko bowed respectfully.
"Charmed." Kei acknowledged the fox briefly before turning back to his sister. "Why is she here?"
"Because I'm coming with you and Leon on this journey, that's why!" San declared as though it were the most natural thing.
"You can't be serious…" Kei sighed, burying his face in his palm.
"Oh, I am!" San retorted.
"Very well," Kei said, shaking his head. "If last night was any indication, Leon will probably be more trouble to take care of than I first thought. Thusly, I could probably use the help."
This thought made Kei lighten his expression, though a moment later he added: "However, that still doesn't explain why Prower's daughter is here too."
"About that…" San lowered her head. She could almost feel her face flush. "See, some of the 'girls at the monastery were kindda sad to see me go. They were also worried about my safety. And since I had a tamer's license Aiko and three of my other friends became my harem so they could keep an eye on me."
She finished by producing three minimized pokéballs from within her large kimono sleeve, all while wearing a sheepish grin.
Kei cocked a curious eyebrow. "Where did you get a tamer's license?" he inquired.
"I accidentally applied for it while trying to buy Zannax over the Internet," San said. "You would not believe how boring living at the monastery could be. The only thing I had to break the tedium was the 'net and my priestess training, hence the hakuma."
"Quite…" was Kei's response. "Anyway, did you get everything I asked you for?"
"Oh yeah. I got all Leon's stuff in here," San answered, throwing off one of her packs and opening it. "The hard part was getting the modded pokédex. Sorry to say you took a pretty hard hit to the wallet from it."
Kei reached into the pack and withdrew the pokédex. He frowned when he saw it. "Why did you have to buy a top-of-the-line version when last years model would've been fine?"
San replied with a cheeky grin, and all Kei could say to that was: "Now I'm sorry I let you use my bank account. You know that money was meant for my retirement."
"It's all-good, Oniichan!" the girl replied with a pert smile. "Since Leon got ya' into this mess he can earn back your retirement fund!"
Kei just sighed, shaking his head dejectedly.

By now, the NurseJoy had finished examining Lilith and Pyre and they had joined Leon in the kitchen for a much-needed meal. As they ate Pyre sat across the table from the boy while his 'favored first,' Lilith, sat on his lap.
After finishing a bowl of mack-'n-cheese (the cheese made from Milktit milk) Leon looked up to see a most delicious looking faux-steak! [A/N: 'Faux-Meat' is a synthetic food product designed to mimic the taste of domestic meats. Made for those who can't afford the real thing.]
Leon glanced up and saw that Pyre too had her eyes on the prize. Shuffling Lilith to the floor so she wouldn't get in his way Leon quickly dove for the steak. Pyre did the same and thus the two met in the middle, both their teeth sunk into either side of the steak. The pair began a brief tug-of-war before Pyre finally grabbed the boy by the shoulders and pulled hard, launching both of them onto the floor. Lilith blinked bewilderedly as she watched her tamer and harem-sister become enveloped in a dust cloud as they fought tooth and nail for the steak. When the dust cleared there was Leon triumphantly holding the steak in his teeth as he stood with one foot upon a defeated and dejected Pyre's back.
Leon torn a large chunk out of the steak and chewed it noisily before swallowing. "It's just like Oniichan said: 'Tamer Rule Number Whatever-It-Was: You have to want it more than your opponent'!" he chided, looking down at his Charamanda who was now exasperatedly tapping the floor with a single nail. "Sorry, babe, but nobody gets between Leon Strife and a meal!"
"Boss, y'all mind gettin' off my back… literally?" said the pokégirl, and her tamer quickly did so.
"Anyways, now that we're fed, it's time we took care of 'other matters'." Leon chuckled mischievously, reaching into his pocket and pulling out the chastity belt master key. The 'Joy had given it to him when she brought back Lilith and Pyre, assuming that it was his. And of course, he had no intention of correcting her.
"Oh boss, Keisuke's not gonna like this," said Pyre as she stood and dusted herself off.
"Just for that, you have to wait for sloppy seconds," Leon replied pertly, the statement making Pyre frown.
Lilith crossed over to her tamer excitedly, her tail flapping widely from side to side. Leon grabbed her by her hips and lifted her onto the table. In truth he had every intention of doing her first anyway, and he communicated this by pressing his lips to hers in a passionate kiss, her tail continuing to wag around excitedly.
Leon took the key and slid it into the lock, chuckling a bit as he realized how this foreshadowed some other inserting in the near future. With the lock released he slid it off and it clanked loudly as it hit the floor. He glanced at Pyre, who wore an expression somewhere between high excitement and deep frustration. Realizing it would be cruel to leave her hanging he quickly released the lock on her belt too, so at the very least she could play with herself until it was her turn. No sooner had the belt hit the ground then she plunged a few fingers into her loins while cupping her right breast with her free hand.
Leon had to look away quickly before he was tempted to lay Pyre right there. He wanted his first time to be with his first pokégirl, and as he turned back to Lilith the look on her face seemed to scream to him: 'take me, you fucking stud!'
Without further delay he went to Lilith and buried his face between her legs, lapping hard at her vulva. He played his tongue roughly over her clitoris before darting it into her now sopping wet opening, her pleasurable groans resonating throughout the room.
"Umm… sir?"
Leon froze. He looked up and went wide-eyed when he realized he had an audience, a kitchen full of BunnyGirls, all of whom were rubbing their crotches agitatedly.
One bunny spoke up, a shaky timer to her voice: "Sir, I-I'm afraid you're going t-to have to take that elsewhere, you're d-distracting us."
"Oh… sorry…" said Leon with a nervous grin. He was no exhibitionist, it was just that the bunnies were so quiet and he was so horny he simply forgot they were there. "(God gave me a brain and a penis and not enough blood to run both at the same time)!" he cursed internally.
"There are rooms designated for taming," the bunny spoke up again. "You can go to one of them to continue with privacy."
Leon noted that the rest of the bunnies were sneering at the one who was talking, and one even seemed to mouth the word 'killjoy.' Apparently everyone else was enjoying the show. However, per the lead bunny's suggestion Leon gathered the belts and his two 'girls and took his leave.
They made their way to the designated taming rooms only to find most of them occupied. Leon clicked his tongue impatiently, roaming the halls with his two pokégirls in tow.
"Goddamn it, Jonah! Do you really have to do that now?"
Leon paused when he heard a woman's voice. He looked and found a door cracked ever so slightly. Curious, he signaled to his team to stand silently behind him as he drew in close to the door, listening carefully. He could hear a man grunting softly.
"Whaddaya want, *grunt* Hexx? I can't help it if *grunt* it's time for Loca to get tamed, besides *grunt* I gotta do something to kill time until the boss calls *grunt*!" the voice was definitely a man's, and Leon assumed it was the 'Jonah' referred to earlier.
"Yeah *grunt*! I need my taming *grunt*!" another female voice, a pokégirl he guessed from the conversation, and seemingly the one called 'Loca'. This voice had a more childlike timber than the first female, and Leon (ironically) hoped this 'girl was at least of legal age.
Leon looked back at his two pokégirls, who simply shrugged back at him. Admittedly he felt a little funny listening in on another tamer in the middle of taming. Still, this 'boss' they mentioned piqued his curiosity and he wanted to know more. He continued to listen and heard the ringing of a videophone.
"Damn, the boss has lousy timing. Good thing we just finished, eh Loca?" said this 'Jonah.'
"Yeah, good thing, master!" the younger sounding female, Loca, replied.
"Hello, boss?" said the female addressed as Hexx.
"Jonah. Hexx." This voice sounded like that of an older gentleman, perhaps in his forties. It also had an electronic hum to it, which Leon assumed meant it came from the videophone. This was probably their boss.
"We've received word that the Lioness pride we've been tracking is on the move," said the older male voice. "As you know, other teams are in place and ready to catch all the other valuable pokégirls in the area, but this pride is standing in the way of both that goal and my 'philanthropic' endeavors."
"I have to say, that was a brilliant plan boss," Hexx complimented. "Using the guise of constructing low income housing to destroy the environment and thus weaken the feral pokégirls in the area. Then we move in and catch 'em all! Truly brilliant!"
Both Lilith and Pyre huffed when they heard this, and Leon had to quickly hush them.
"Yes, Hexx. And that Lioness pride is the only thing standing in our way," said the boss.
"We've got it all taken care of, boss," said the one called Jonah. "According to our men in the field, the Lionesses blame the people of Thrill City for the destruction of the local forest, and are moving in to attack the town. We've set up a landmine field about a mile outside of town, which they should be hitting within the hour. That'll take care of the pride and any of them who survive will be picked up by our field agents!"
Leon went wide-eyed when he heard the horrifying details of this plan, and in his shock he let go of the chastity belts he held. They hit the ground and clattered loudly.
He froze, unable to think of what to do next. He listened, but heard nothing. No talking, no indication whatsoever that they had heard the belts. Leon decided that the best course of action was to quickly and quietly make an escape. He motioned to his team to move when suddenly—
*CRASH* A Minotaura came crashing through the door and driving into Leon, the force of the blow launching the boy against the wall. Before he had even recovered the pokégirl was upon him, gripping him by the shoulders and pinning him to the wall.
Lilith and Pyre leapt on the girl immediately, trying to tear her away from their tamer with all their might. With a hard tug they flung her against the opposite wall, and she collided with an audible thud. The Minotaura shook off the blow and glared at her two opponents.
The enemy pokégirl was quite tall, an easy six feet, with a strong yet beautiful figure and a slight muzzle to her face. Her feet were hooves though her hands were human-like. She was covered with white fur dotted randomly with large brown spots, including a brown spot over both of her stern violet eyes. She was nude with very large, round breasts, each one festooned with a looped silver nipple ring. Her hair was long, stringy and a darker shade of brown than her spots, and a pair of gleaming black horns at least a foot in length rose from her head, the tip of each one adorned with a circular silver ring.
"You're mine!" she declared in a gruff yet feminine voice. Her long ears twitched, jangling the sliver earrings set in each one as she prepared to attack.
"Hold it, Misato!" it was the man called Jonah.
He looked to be in his early twenties, with tanned skin, a very lean build and steely eyes. He was half a foot taller than Leon, and his most distinguishing feature was his long silvery hair, which descended to the small of his back, and on the top of his head were a pair of strands that stuck up slightly, looking somewhat like horns sweeping toward the back of his head. Also notable was the humongous axe he was holding swung over his shoulder.
Beside him stood a woman of comparable height and age, presumed to be Hexx. She looked human enough that if she were a pokégirl Leon couldn't tell what kind. She had large spiky blonde hair and a single strong light blue eye; an eye patch covered the other. She also had a light complexion and a nice figure.
Between them stood a short, embarrassed looking Trixie frantically trying to get back into her red and purple full-body jester costume. She had a slight build and she seemed to be covered in sweat.
Lilith and Pyre were ready to pounce on this bunch right there and then, but Leon kept them at bay with a wave of his hand. "Who are you people?" he spoke up suddenly.
The malevolent pair chuckled softly. Then they grabbed a hold of their shirts and in one motion ripped off their street clothes revealing matching black leather uniforms, each one having a large red 'R' on the shirt.
'''Who are we,' the kid says," taunted Hexx.
"Well, let's tell him," replied Jonah.
Both glared at Leon, and he swallowed hard.
"Prepare for trouble!" Jonah declared fiercely.
"And make it double!" Hexx added, just as intensely.
Alternating this way, they recited this motto:

To relieve the world of virtuous fools

To bring all peoples under our rule

To denounce the evils of Truth and Love

To extend our reach to the stars above

JONAH!!

HEXX!!

Team Rocket! Of Kindness and Mercy we are bereft!

Oppose us, and you shall meet your death!

"Loca! That's right!" added their Trixie, having finally dressed herself.
"(So, this is Team Rocket)?" Leon thought, biting his lower lip. He knew that Rockets tended to have a flare for the dramatic, but that didn't mean they were any less dangerous.
The man, Jonah, chuckled derisively. "Didn't your momma ever teach you that snooping was a bad habit?" he chided. "Well, even if she didn't, we're about to."
"You heard our plans and now we can't let you leave," said Hexx
"You forgettin' about us, darlin'?" called Pyre as both she and Lilith leapt in front of Leon to defend him.
"Hmph!" Jonah scoffed. "Misato, crush them!"
"Yes, master," the cow-'girl snarled in reply.
The Minotaura moved in and delivered a powerful kick to Lilith, landing it right in the Eva's chest. The blow sent the poor girl sailing down the hallway, skidding to a stop on the linoleum floor several feet away. There she lay, completely unmoving.
Both Leon and Pyre whirled around in unison, the boy drawing out his pokéball.
"Lilith! Return!" the boy cried, recalling the fallen Eva.
No sooner had the two turned back around then Pyre was given a rather nasty Mega Punch courtesy of Misato the Minotaura. The blow sent the Charamanda reeling backwards, and she had to backpedal a few steps to keep her balance.
Leon just narrowly ducked another Mega Punch and backed up beside his remaining pokégirl. Looking at her he found a deep purple bruise on her cheek and an angry scowl on her face.
"This 'cow' is hamburger meat!" she declared.
"Hold it, Pyre! These Rockets are too strong for us," Leon warned. "I think we should make a break for it. Lay us down some cover fire and then we'll run like hell!"
Leon could tell Pyre didn't like the idea of running, but she nodded all the same. Drawing in a deep breath she belched flames before the both of them, the bright orange blaze effectively creating a wall between them and the Rockets. That done, both tamer and pokégirl turned and sprinted down the hallway as fast as their legs would carry them.
"That oughtta buy us a few minutes at least!" the boy assured.
The god of irony must have been listening to Leon's claim, for no sooner had he said it then he heard Hexx call, "Blizzard!"
Both Leon and Pyre—not stopping nor slowing down—looked back to see a frosty mist cover Pyre's flames, snuffing them out. Beyond the mist stood the Rockets and their pokégirls, Hexx in the front holding out a hand as she cast the spell.
Once the mist had cleared Misato bolted down the hall in hot pursuit. Leon and Pyre faced forward and pushed their legs as hard as they could, and Leon could almost feel the Minotaura's hot breath on the back of his neck. The pair rounded a corner and Leon whirled around, squatted to the floor and stuck his leg out into the connecting hallway. A second later Misato appeared and tripped over the boy's outstretched leg. She was sent flying into the wall, crashing into it with enough force to crack the drywall.
Without missing a beat Leon and Pyre were up and running again. Misato, on the other hand was dazed for a few seconds but all too soon she was back and hot on their heals.
Through the crowded lobby they raced, an angry Minotaura on their tracks and a pair of Rockets and a Trixie trailing behind. Leon and Pyre filtered through the crowd as quickly as they could, and were soon lost among them. Misato angrily plowed into the bystanders, her surging bulk throwing tamers and pokégirls out of the way and creating a nice path for her Rocket teammates to follow as they searched for the fleeing pair.
The boy and his Charamanda made it to the front door and burst out into the afternoon sun just as a police squad car came rolling to a stop in front of the center. They ran up to it as a beauty of an OfficerJenny stepped out of the driver's seat.
"I received a report of a disturbance. What's going on here?" the 'Jenny inquired.
Leon took a moment to catch his breath, both he and Pyre doubled over and panting hard. "There's a pair of Rockets in there!" he shouted between gasps.
And that's when Misato threw open the center doors, quickly flaked by her tamer, his teammate and the Trixie.
The 'Jenny immediately drew her pistol while at the same time grabbing her walkie-talkie. "Breaker one-nine! We got a situation down at the pokécenter. Code: Rocket! Repeat, code: Rocket!"
"That's not the half of it, darlin'!" Pyre interjected.
The 'Jenny looked to Leon, who nodded and said: "There's a pride of Lionesses poised to attack the town. The Rocket's incited them to attack and now they're planning to blow them up with a minefield. We heard them say it themselves!"
The 'Jenny held up her radio again, an unyielding look on her face. "Okay, people, I'm gonna need some backup down here. Also it looks like we'll need to prepare for a possible feral pokégirl invasion. We'll need officers, the bomb squad and every able-bodied tamer within the city limits."
'We'll do our best but we've got our hands full as it is!" came the reply over the radio. "A Tigress just evolved into a Panthress and went on a rampage downtown! It's just a mess down here and we need to contain this situation first!"
"Acknowledged…" said the 'Jenny, perturbed. She replaced her radio in its holster and glared up at the Rockets, her gun pointed directly at them. "Surrender! You're under arrest!" she announced to them.
The pair of outlaws chuckled their sneering chuckles, and Hexx raised a single hand.
"Blizzara!" she declared. A chilling mist formed around the 'Jenny's hands, and before the Officer' knew what hit her, her hands and gun were incased in a fine layer of ice.
"Misato! Move in!" Jonah commanded
The Minotaura was upon her instantly, and the 'Jenny was caught completely off guard. Misato slammed her fist into the police-pokégirl's face, and the girl went down with just the single hit.
Leon swallowed hard, a fearful sweat dripping down his brow. The cow-pokégirl turned on him and his pokégirl next, taking broad swings with her powerful arms. Leon and Pyre just narrowly dodged these attacks by diving into the 'Jenny's squad car. Both of them saw her keys still in the ignition and knew exactly what they wanted to do. So as Pyre dragged the unconscious cop into the car Leon hit the ignition and gunned the gas.
Misato saw what they were up to and grabbed a hold of the car's roof. Big mistake! She might've been strong, but she still weighed less than the vehicle, and as such she found herself being taken for a ride. Leon hit a hard turn and the cowgirl was thrown from the car, crashing headfirst into a street sign hard enough to bend the steel pole, and quite effectively rending her out cold. She was quickly recalled by an annoyed looking Jonah.
Meanwhile, Leon and co. were barreling down the city streets, the boy having no idea where to go.
"Boss! Where we goin'?" Pyre asked as she used her flaming tail to carefully thaw the 'Jenny's hands.
"I don't know!" the boy replied. "I really didn't sign up for this!"
"I think we both know where we gotta go…" Pyre said solemnly, looking at her tamer with those beautiful blue eyes.
And indeed Leon knew exactly what she meant, and the thought caused a lump to form in his throat. "Baby, I'm no superhero. That's Kei's department. I wouldn't even know what to do!"
She continued to stare at Leon with those shimmering eyes, and he sighed dolefully. "Fine! We'll go to try and stop the Lioness pride," he said halfheartedly.
Happily, Pyre threw her arms around her tamer in a loving embrace. Leon just clicked his tongue with annoyance.
"Man! My first week of taming and I'm already pussy-whipped!"

A while later Leon, Pyre and the still unconscious OfficerJenny were driving over the plains between Thrill City and the forest. Leon shook his head, unable to understand how he got talked into coming here.
He was brought back to reality when a literal bolt from the blue landed right on the hood of the squad car, disabling it. Leon was rubbernecking out the window and looking at the sky before the car had even stopped rolling, but he couldn't find a single dark cloud in the sky.
"Boss!" Leon jerked back into the car when he heard Pyre shout, and his eyes grew wide with fear as he saw a most unwelcome sight.
It was the Rockets, barreling down the plains on a gleaming black hover-bike, Jonah at the wheel, his axe in a holster strapped to his back, with Hexx seated behind him and Loca presumably back in her pokéball. That mysterious thunderbolt must've been more of Hexx's magic, and from the look of her outstretched arm she was getting ready to launch another one.
Leon and Pyre spilled out of the car and went running across the plains. He hoped the Rockets would be more interested in silencing him and thus leave the 'Jenny—who was still out cold in the squad car—alone.
Leon's heart pounded in his chest as he and Pyre ran for all they were worth. He glanced back and found the Rockets to be in no hurry to catch up to him as they coaxed along, apparently enjoying the chase. Then Hexx's hand flashed and a ball of flames shot forth. Leon watched in grief as Pyre jumped in front of him and bore the terrible brunt of the flaming projectile, which landed into her with enough power to send her into Leon, both of them sailing backward a few feet before landing unceremoniously on the grass.
Pyre shook off the blow and rose to her feet, ready to fight these Rockets head-on to protect her young tamer. Leon too staggered roughly to his feet, and as he took his footing he heard a most frightening click.
"Oh shit…" he knew immediately what he'd just stepped on. That click meant in no uncertain terms that he and Pyre had found the Rockets' minefield… the hard way!
The boy instantly froze, afraid to even breathe. He had seen enough war movies to know that as long as he kept his foot on the plunger the mine wouldn't detonate, but how long could he hold it with a pair of homicidal Rockets on his heels?
And as if he didn't have enough problems, a rumbling of the ground signaled the arrival of yet more troubles. He looked up to the tree line and found a large dust cloud headed right for him. He squinted his eyes against the bright afternoon sun and soon found that the 'dust cloud' was in actuality a large pride of Lionesses headed for Thrill City.
"Uh, boss, I think we're boned…" Pyre stated the obvious.
"Indeed we are…" Leon replied humorlessly.
The Rockets had parked their bike and stood beside it, chuckling those growingly more annoying sniggers of theirs as they found delight in Leon's predicament. Thankfully their jeers were silenced when a bullet ricocheted off their ride.
It was the 'Jenny! She was injured, that was clear from the black eye she got from Misato, and the gash on her forehead from when she hit the pavement. She also appeared to still be a bit dazed, hence probably why she missed, but the important thing was she was back, armed and primed to bring these criminals in.
Hexx raised an arm only to have another shot graze her cheek. Obviously 'Jenny wasn't going to fall for that twice. However, while the police-pokégirl was preoccupied with his partner Jonah took the opportunity to draw the gigantic axe off his back and hurl it at the Officer'. 'Jenny rolled out of the way as the axe planted itself blade-first into the ground where she had been standing, and meanwhile Jonah and Hexx jumped back onto their hover-bike and pealed out. They flew past the cop almost as if to taunt her, and Jonah retrieved his axe as they whizzed by.
"Have fun with the Lionesses, twerp!" Hexx called mockingly, waving a hand goodbye as she and her cohort flew off.
Leon looked back to the approaching pride, now just a few yards away. He swallowed hard, contemplating his fate as 'Jenny came up beside him.
"Make a break for it, kid," she ordered. "I'll hold them off for as long as I can while you run."
Leon shot the cop a look. "Listen, lady, I'd be haulin' ass right now if not for the fact that I'M STANDING ON A LANDMINE!!!"
'Jenny blinked blankly at him. "Damn, kid, you just got all the luck, don't you?" she said sarcastically.
Leon had had just about enough. In the past week he'd been starved, scratched, burned, beaten, smacked around, and now he was about to be ripped apart by a pride of pissed-off Lionesses and/or blow to Hell and back by a Team Rocket minefield. That was all he could stand…
"SSSSTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.
To the amazement of all present—no one more so than Leon—the Lionesses actually stopped dead in their tracks, skidding to a halt a few dozen feet before them.
Leon stared at the pride, their ranks as wide as a soccer field and who knows how long. All of them were eyeing him strangely, but none more so than the big one front row center with the scar over her missing right eye. Leon assumed she was the leader.
The lead Lioness roared thunderously, and now more than ever Leon wished to the thousand gods that he could speak Feral Pokégirl. Fortunately he had a fiery interpreter who, judging from her excited expression, had good news to relay.
"Boss! They say they're gonna let y'all plead ya' case!" Pyre informed her tamer. "The leader was impressed by the way y'all stood your ground to them."
"Like I had a friggin' choice!" Leon muttered to her.
"The ball's in your court, kid," said 'Jenny. "Make it a good play. The fate of Thrill City is in you hands."
"Great! No pressure…"
Leon cleared his throat roughly, flattening his hands at his sides in an attempt to look as respectful as possible. "Lioness Pride!" he began, his throat growing dry.
Leon drilled his memory for all the information and gathered his thoughts as coherently as he could, given the circumstances. "The people of Thrill City did NOT destroy your forest! It was Team Rocket, enemy of humans and pokégirls alike!
"What's more, they have anticipated your attack and are planning to KILL YOU ALL with explosives!"
Leon finished and the Lionesses growled and roared amongst each other for a bit, apparently deliberating over what the boy had said. Then the one-eyed leader turned back to Leon's group and roared her response. Pyre's expression fell when she heard what the Lioness said.
"Boss, she ain't buying it…!" she said with a fretful timber.
"Whaddaya mean she 'ain't buying it'?" Leon shouted with indignation.
"Feral Lionesses have a pack mentality," 'Jenny stated. "Thusly, they must be having trouble understanding how one faction of humans can be separate from others."
Pyre nodded. "On top of that, they don't believe you 'cause they say they can't smell the explosives."
'Jenny bit her lip, her face written with anger. "If the mines are C-4 based that would explain why the Lionesses can't smell them." She smiled a very grim smile. "Those damn Rockets are clever."
Leon turned back to the pride, growing dread welling within him. "I'm trying to help you! To save you!" he shouted. "Please believe me!"
No roars or snarls of reply. The Lionesses just shook their heads, a very clear sign.
"They're going to charge any moment now," said 'Jenny, bleakly.
Despite it all, Leon knew that the Lionesses were innocent. They were the victims, and it was up to him to save them from themselves. In that revelation he found the courage to do what he knew needed to be done.
"Pyre, Officer', please step away from me," he said solemnly.
"What?" said 'Jenny, curiously. A glance at Pyre showed she wore a look of confusion.
"If they don't believe me about the mines, I'll give 'em proof!" Leon declared intensely.
Pyre grew wide-eyed as realization hit her. "Boss! No!"
"Kid! You can't!" 'Jenny piped up, it dawning on her too.
Leon felt Pyre's gaze on him as he stared down the pride, and for a moment he wavered. But in the end he had to do what he had to do.
"Pyre!" he said sternly. "I can't command the Officer' but I can command you! Escape now, that's an order!"
Hesitantly, she began to move away. Then, she rushed back and, stepping carefully, she leaned into her tamer for a goodbye kiss. It was a passionate kiss as Leon felt her hot tongue probe the interior of his mouth, and he returned the affection in kind.
Leon broke the kiss and retrieved Lilith's minimized pokéball from his belt, dropping it into the Charamanda's hands. "Make sure she's taken care of," he said with a weak smile.
Pyre nodded obediently, turned and started away. Leon looked up to the OfficerJenny, and the police-pokégirl stood at attention and saluted him.
"Semper fie, kid!" she said respectfully before turning and leaving as well.
Leon turned back to the pride. Many of them were looking restless, save for the leader who was eyeing him warily. He could tell that the old girl knew something was up, and it was she alone holding them all back from charging.
"I advise you to back off your pride!" he shouted to her. "The fireworks are about to begin."
That said, he closed his eyes and eased his weight off the leg depressing the mine, beginning to lift it…

When Leon next opened his eyes he was staring down at the plains from high above as the spot where he had been standing erupted in flames. This first blast seem to set off a chain reaction that triggered most of the rest of the field in a great cacophonous explosion, but that didn't matter. His journey was now over before it had truly begun, and he was now floating up to meet the gods.
"Contrary ta wha' y' might be t'inking, dis ain't Heaven, laddie!"
Leon recognized the velvety soft voice instantly, and he looked up with glee to find himself once again cradled in the arms of the lovely Angel Sinclair.
"It may not be Heaven but you are an angel, Angel." He grinned widely.
Angel landed and set the boy down just as his siblings came riding up on Kei's hover-bike.
"Oniichan! …San?"
"Hi ya, Ototo!" San said brightly, hopping down from the 'bike and running over to hug her brother. By now Pyre and 'Jenny had returned and stood behind the boy, the Charamanda hugging him briefly, grateful he was safe.
"Sorry we're late, Ototo. There was a situation downtown," Kei apologized, and as he spoke Leon realized that his shirt was soaked with blood.
"A Panthress!" San explained excitedly. "You should've seen it! Kei and Angel took her head-on, together. The two of them were so in sync; it was less a battle and more a pas de deux!
"Of course, it wasn't quite so pretty when Oniichan beheaded the Panthress, hence all the blood." San finished with a shudder, glaring up at her older brother.
"Had I simply subdued her, the League authorities would have euthanized her," Kei stated factually. "She was a warrior, and she deserved a warrior's death."
Leon was hardly listening. He was looking at the Lioness pride. They had dispersed quickly when the explosions went off, and now they were starting to gather again. Now the leader was staring at him, a contented smile on her face.
Around her, her pride howled to the heavens, and Pyre bounced excitedly behind her tamer.
"Boss! They're thankin' ya'!" she said elatedly. "They were all very impressed with how y'all was willing to bite the bullet for them."
Pyre grabbed Leon from behind and hugged him again, tenderly. He was content to enjoy the embrace for the moment, but the perplexed looks from his siblings brought him back.
"Long story," he began. "I'll spare you the details. Basically, Team Rocket tried to wipe out this Lioness pride, and I saved them."
As if on cue, the roar of hove-bike engines filled the air, and the tamers looked to see a group of no less than fifteen pairs of Rockets flying toward them, lead by the duo of Jonah and Hexx.
Jonah's bike skidded to a stop before them, the other Rocket thugs parking a few feet behind as he and Hexx dismounted.
"You ruined our plans, twerp!" Jonah scolded, drawing his axe as well as a pokéball off his belt. Hexx and the other Rockets followed his lead.
San too prepared a pokéball as Kei readied his sword, and all the pokégirls present took up a fighting stance. Leon sneered.
"Those Rockets have been giving me grief all day!" he announced. "Think we can take 'em, bro?"
Kei smiled, a hand on his sword. "Sure we can… with a little help."
Noting the questioning looks from his siblings, he thumbed behind them and added: "Tamer Rule Number Six: 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend'!"
Leon, Kei and San all turned back, looking on the Lioness pride with devious grins.
"Whaddaya say, ladies?" Leon called to the pokégirls. "Care to help us teach these Rockets a lesson?"
The Lionesses snarled their agreement, and as the Strifes turned back they found a large group of Rockets who seemed ready to piss their pants.
"You know what," said Jonah nervously. "I just remembered somewhere else I need to be."
"Me too!" Hexx added as she and her partner quickly mounted their hover-bike and pealed out faster than you could say 'Sukebe.' The rest of the Rocket thugs did the same.
"Hmm… looks like Team Rocket's blasting off…" Leon mused, moments before he broke out into a giggling fit. "Oh man! I should copyright that!"
"Quite…" Keisuke said dryly. "In the meantime, Ototo, I can't help but notice that Pyre is no longer wearing her chastity belt."
Leon swallowed hard. In all the excitement he had forgotten all about the belts, and now the jig was up.
"You know you're going to have to be punished," Kei said plainly. "But we'll worry about that later."
Leon gulped again, knowing full well that his punishment wouldn't be pleasant.

OfficerJenny, or Jennifer, as was her proper name, managed to repair her squad car (don't ask how) and they were back in Thrill City within the hour. When she relayed the tale of how Leon saved the town, the Thrill City police department put together a celebration for them that very same day, and by sundown everything was ready and several news crew had even shown up to cover the event.
The Thrill City police chief, a large strong man in his late forties, smiled approvingly as he looped metals about Jennifer, Kei, and Leon's necks.
San stood by, watching along with Angel and Pyre.
"What, are we invincible or somethin'?" Pyre said indignantly.
"I know. I feel like Chewbaca at the end of Star Wars," San mused. Pyre blinked blankly, obviously not getting the reference.
Angel placed a hand on San's shoulder. "Lassie, feral pokégirls don'na watch many movies."
The chief, having past out all the metals, turned to the gathered crowd of police and news people and announced: "For saving the town from the machinations of Team Rocket, we bestow the Thrill City Metal of Honor to Jennifer Bluestone, one of our own police officers, not to mention my daughter—
The crowd cheered at the name of their compatriot, and meanwhile Leon glanced at Jennifer. The 'Jenny caught his gaze and returned it with a friendly smile.
"—Keisuke Strife!" chief Bluestone went on. "Better know to many of you as 'Kei the Blade'—
The crowd gave another surging cheer, this one louder than before.
"And this young man…!" the chief paused and turned to Leon. He drew up close and whispered to the boy: "Sorry, didn't catch your name."
"This is my younger brother," said Kei, having overheard the chief.
Leon closed his eyes and smiled contently. "The name's Leon," he said suddenly. "But you can call me 'The Kid'."
Kei raised an eyebrow to this, but Jennifer nodded her approval.
Chief Bluestone turned back to the crowd, beaming brightly. "And this young man, Leon 'The Kid' Strife!"
Thus the assorted crowd gave one final cheer, and though it was not as loud as the first two, Leon felt pride swelling in his chest for he knew these cheers were for him.
And they were the first of what would undoubtedly be many.

"Hey, pop!" Leon spoke into the cell phone held to his ear.
"I saw you on the live news," Mr. Strife said. "I'm very proud of all of you."
"Thanks pop. I really appreciate hearing you say that."
"How did you hold off a bunch of Team Rocket members 'til your brother came to help?"
"Oh, you know. I don't wanna bore you with the details.
"Listen, pop, I'm not really free to talk right now, but I'll call you back later."
"Very well. I love you, son."
"I love you too, pop."
Kei hung up the phone for Leon, as the boy's hands were literally tied at the moment. In a private room in the pokécenter Leon was learning just how terrible his brother's punishments could be.
There the boy stood, tied to a support column, wearing nothing but his boxers and forced to watch as his Eva and Charamanda engaged in passionately taming each other. All the blood was rushing away from his head, and he felt sick.
"Is this all really necessary??" he sobbed. "C'mon, Oniichan!"
Kei said nothing, staring coldly at the boy, unblinking.
San stood by the door, watching this all with a look somewhere between pity, embarrassment, and arousal. "I know I said I wanted excitement, but this is not what I had in mind."
Beside her stood her dear friend; the now very agitated Aiko. San glanced at her Kitsune friend and smiled, taking hold of her paw tenderly. "Let's go Aiko. This scene's got me feeling a might frisky, which means it must be driving you crazy."
That said, San led the fox from the room. As the door slammed shut behind them Kei shot them his now trademark cocked eyebrow.

To be continued…

**PARDON THE PARODY**
Leon went wide-eyed when he heard the horrifying details of this plan, and in his shock he let go of the chastity belts he held. They hit the ground and clattered loudly.
He froze, unable to think of what to do next. He listened, but heard nothing. No talking, no indication whatsoever that they had heard the belts. Leon decided that the best course of action was to quickly and quietly make an escape. He motioned to his team to move when suddenly—
*BOOM* The door exploded. Leon coughed and sputtered while smoke filled the hall. When the dust cleared he could make out a strange group of people.

(Team Rocket theme plays.)

Rice: Prepare for trouble!
Roves: And make it double!
Rice: To police the world like pretentious pricks!
Roves: To bomb all peoples like a bunch of dicks!
Both: To strip away your liberties, one by one! To stay in Iraq until the war is won!
Rice: CONDODLEEZA RICE!!
Roves: KARL ROVES!!
Both: Team Republican, blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now… and we'll bomb your ass ANYWAY!
Bob Dole: Bob Dole, that's right!
Leon: (Deadpan) Pika-pika…

(Suddenly, Michael Moore rounds the corner and sees them all.)

Moore: Hey! Stop, you fiends!
Rice: Crap! It's that douche, Michael Moore!
Roves: Run for it!
Governor Schwarzenegger: Get to the CHOP-PAH!!
Moore: (Pulls out a bazooka) See ya' in Hell, ya' bastards!
Bob Dole: Hmph! Bob Dole doesn't need this!

(Moore fires the bazooka and Team Republican is blow into the sky.)

Rice: Looks like Team Republican is blasting off again!
Roves: We'll be back! November 2008!
Bob Dole: BOB DOLE!! Bob Dole! Bob Dole…! Bob Dole…!
Leon: (Sighs)

THE END…
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Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I claim to own Pokémon, Pokégirls, or any related properties there of. All I own are my original characters and the plot.
This fic was completed 9/13/06 at 6:14 PM.

[Author's Notes: Anyone catch my Easter Egg? Following the tradition of naming Team Rocket characters after cowboys, my Rockets are named after DC Comics' character Jonah Hexx.]

WHO'S THAT POKÉGIRL!?!
Official Pokédex Entries

NURSEJOY, the Nursing Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon, usually found at hospitals and pokégirl healing centers, has never been found in the wild
Diet: any human style diet, with the preference of vegetables
Role: nursing
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Healing, Dodge, Tackle
Enhancements: has an innate ability to heal injuries
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
NurseJoys, or Joys as they are usually called, are nursing pokégirls; they can do all healing techniques and will help someone in need by nature. Unfortunately, they don't make good fighters.
Tamers know that is very handy to have a NurseJoy in their pack, since they can heal the other pokégirls when they get hurt. NurseJoys don't make good Alphas, since they don't feel comfortable with the role of group leader.
For some unknown reason, all NurseJoys have pink hair. But they do use different haircuts and hairstyles.

BUNNYGIRL, the Ditzy Pokégirl
Type: Near Human Animorph
Element: Normal
Frequency: Common
Diet: vegetarian
Role: typically used in industries where high intelligence or strength is not required such as food preparation.
Libido: High (Extreme)
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting, dog pokégirls, bird pokégirls
Attacks: Tackle, Kick, Leap
Enhancements: Speed, Enhanced Hearing, Retarded Aging, Luck Factor
Evolves: Beach Bunny (Water Stone), Play Bunny(evolves during orgasm - rare), Moon Bunny(Moon Stone), March Hare(rare, mechanism unknown), Snow Bunny(Ice Crystal), Mini-Top (abuse or witnessing excessive violence), Ingenue(evolves during stress), Cabbit(Cat E-Medal)
Evolves From: None
Bunnygirls are fun loving, friendly, pokégirls with a scant attention span and respond well to friendly affectionate Masters. They are popular with college students, high school boys, and certain groups.
On finding a Master who actually responds well to affection, their Libido tends to get a bit higher with a corresponding drop in attention span.
The Bunnygirl is one of the more common types of pokégirl in the general market. Due to their lack of fighting potential, they are generally not found among a Tamer's harem. The typical Bunnygirl is the sole pokégirl of an owner who needs someone who can be trained to basic proficiency in a single set of skills - often Cooking or Domestic. There are even fan groups and enthusiasts such as exist for Kittens, Titmice, and Mermaids.

KITSUNE, the Mischievous Fox Pokégirl
Type: Anthropomorph
Element: Normal
Frequency: Common
Diet: omnivore, preference for fish and meat
Role: domesticated pokégirl
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost, mouse pokégirls, bird pokégirls
Weak Vs: Fighting, dog pokégirls
Attacks: Scratch, Bite, Pummel, Leap, Tackle
Enhancements: Quickness, Enhanced Sense Of Hearing and Smell
Evolves: Vixxen (Fire Stone), Foxxsea (Water Stone), Hoarfoxx (Water Stone and arctic conditions), Nogitsune (personal dishonor; loss of tail)
Evolves From: Vulvixx (normal or Fox E-Medal)
The Kitsune, or fox pokégirl, is a common form for girls undergoing Threshold to evolve to. Like the Eva, it has multiple evolutionary tracks but is not high powered in its base form. Kitsunes are highly mischievous and delight in innocently causing trouble (no malicious intent), such as taking pictures of embarrassing situations and posting or selling them, inciting romantic triangles from both sides, enjoying the good life and stiffing total strangers with the bill, etc.

TRIXIE, the Jester Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Psychic/Dark
Frequency: Common to Uncommon
Diet: human style food
Role: entertainers, practical jokers
Libido: Average to High
Strong Vs: Ghost, Poison, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting
Attacks: Sex Attack 1 & 2, Quick Attack, Foresight, Flash, Blur, Cry
Enhancements: Agility, Enhanced Hearing (x2)
Evolves: Harlequin (normal)
Evolves From: None
The Trixie, or Jesters as they are sometimes called, are very strange pokégirls. Usually wearing flashy, colourful clothing and heavy make-up, it's easy to spot one in a crowd. Trixies tend to be very active pokégirls, always moving around and interested in particularly everything in sight. The main reason for this interest is their love for practical jokes. A Trixie will always look for, and usually take any opportunity to play jokes on others, even her Harem-sisters. Many of these jokes are harmless fun, but some Trixies tend to go too far, causing minor injuries for the sake of a good joke. If their Tamers demand that they do not play any jokes, they will still look for opportunities, but grumble about not being able to pull it off.
All Fools? Day is the worst time to have a Trixie in your Harem. No matter what a Tamer tries to do to stop them, all Trixies have a inner calling to cause as much mischief and chaos as they can on that day. There have even been reports of Trixies placed in storage for the duration of the day, spontaneously escaping from the Pokécenters and running amok of the town they are in.
In battle, Trixies are clever opponents. They always try to find some weakness of their opponent to take advantage of, and they exploit this weakness to no end. If they cannot detect any weakness, they tent do enjoy dodging their enemy's attacks, while ridiculing them, as well as their ancestors. Many times this tactic works to cause the opponent's girl, and sometimes even the Tamer, to get so upset, that they go crazy trying to stop the Trixie's insults, and providing a good opening for a attack.

MINOTAURA, the Strong Cow Pokégirl
Type: Animorph
Element: Fighting
Frequency: Very Uncommon (Crimson League)
Diet: Vegetarian
Role: Construction
Libido: Low to Average
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Ice, Normal, Rock, Steel
Weak Vs: Flying, Psychic
Attacks: Headbutt, Ki Blast, Stomp, Seismic Toss
Enhancements: Strength x 4, Endurance x 3
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Milktit (battle stress)
The Minotaura look very much like a Milktit. The differences being that the Minotaura do not have a required milking cycle and are usually six feet tall. The Minotaura, however, also have tremendous strength. It's said that two Minotaura could have created the Pyramids of the pre-Sukebe world. As such, no Tamer is safe taming a Minotaura without proper restraints or two Amachamps holding the Minotaura down. The Minotaura has a pair of horns which normally appeared like two tiny cones on its head, but when the Minotaura chooses, they can extend and shape their horns up to two feet in length, though many Minotaura complain of headaches if they extend their horns beyond a foot in length.

OFFICERJENNY, the Police Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Uncommon, usually found at police stations, has never been found in the wild
Diet: any human style food
Role: police officer
Strong Vs: None
Weak Vs: None
Libido: Average
Attacks: Arrest, Handcuff Bondage, Glare, Dodge, Tackle
Enhancements: A natural law enforcer
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
OfficerJennies, or Jenny as they are called, are police pokégirls, they tend to uphold the law by nature, and are not born in the wild. They are usually born from a police human and Normal-type pokégirl couple.
OfficerJennies make good Alphas, not because of their fighting skills, but because they tend to think great strategies for combat and are great leaders. They also have a high level of detective intelligence, and can solve very complex puzzles.
OfficerJennies are very hard to find in a civilian's pokégirl Harem, since they usually have a great need to join the police force of their cities as soon as they have their Threshold. For some unknown reason, all OfficerJennies have green hair. But they do use different haircuts and hairstyles.

PANTHRESS, the Dark Feline Pokégirl
Type: Animorph (Black panther)
Element: Dark/Fighting
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: human style foods, extra meat (especially fresh and raw...)
Role: occupations where combat is necessary, revenger
Libido: Average (High 4 times a year)
Strong Vs: Normal, Ghost, Psychic
Weak Vs: Bug, Fighting, Rock
Attacks: Claw Slash, Gatling Punch, Ki Blast, Drain, Dark Attack, Night Shade
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Tigress (low discipline, little Taming, and lose 7 battles in a row)
Enhancements: Feline anthropomorph. Functional claws, nightvision, enhanced strength (x7), enhanced senses of smell and hearing, (though weaker than a Tigress'), enhanced agility and recovery time, and enhanced stealth, (can blend in with shadows).
Bounty (for confirmed kill): 700,000 SLC
Bounty (for reporting sighting & getting out alive): 100,000 SLC
Recommendation if you see one: Make sure you have a strong fighting-type Pokégirl on hand to fight. Try to not let yourself become visible to the Panthress as they will try to ignore your Pokégirl to attack you directly.
In all things light there is darkness.
Like the Penance and the Chimera, the Panthress is a dark evolution. Only this walking tragedy is especially sad, as it could have been prevented quite easily.
There are a combination of elements which result in an evolution to a Panthress. One, obviously, is mistreatment, verbal and physical abuse. Normally, this would lead a Tigress to become a Penance. However another factor is a lack of discipline. Treating a Tigress with indifference save for when you want something, not having her train much at all, and other such lackadasial things add to the deadly mixture. Another, even more inexcusible factor is lack of Taming. Tigresses require frequent Taming for them to function, and not Taming them often leaves them half-Feral, near savage at all. And finally, having the Tigress lose seven battles in a row. This engulphs them in rage and frustration, resulting in a dark evolution and certain death for the Tamer who abused her.
The first Panthress was discovered completely by accident. A Tamer of the Sunshine League didn't take good care of her Tigress, letting her training slip, rarely taming her, and forcing her into fights against opponents who outclassed her greatly. When the Tigress lost her seventh battle, against a Griffon, she was engulphed in dark light, changing into a monster. She killed her Tamer for the pain and frustration she had suffered under him and murdered the Griffon and her Tamer out of sheer rage. The Panthress was caught and put down, but soon after others began appearing.
When a Tigress evolves into a Panthress, they undergo several changes. Their bodies muscle-up greatly, especially in the biceps and thighs, and their breasts expand into the F-Cup range. Their tails grow thicker, and their fur and hair turns midnight black, their eyes become gold. Their faces, if not already close to it, become more animal-like in appearance, growing a prominent muzzle. Their claws grow longer and while their senses of smell and hearing dull, they gain greater agility and the ability to blend in with shadows.
Panthresses are vicious, unrelenting fighters. They will not hesitate to kill anyone they find, and when they catch a male Tamer they will torture him to death, forcing them to arousal and violently raping them first. They are considered by some to be embodiments of Mao Shin Mao's frustration and rage. It is known what makes a Panthress, and you are advised NOT to do this under any circumstances! They WILL NOT STOP until they kill their abuser and anyone else in their way. If found in the wild, do not attempt to engage or capture unless absolutely necessary. Evacuate the area immediately and contact local security forces and as many OfficerJennies as you can find. This is not a joke. Failure to do so will result in loss of Pokégirls and Tamers liscence, as Panthresses are ranked to be an Alpha-class threat and a danger to anyone around them.
Most recently, a Panthress was captured and Tamed by the Limbec Pirates, the group who did so sustaining heavy losses, showing up later as the leader of a unit of Pirates in a kidnapping raid on an orphanage. She was still having trouble controlling her rage, but was obviously Tamed due to the level of sheer control she had over herself. It's unknown how this was done and it's assumed that either a ForbiddenTech device or a psychic-type Pokégirl was involved.

LIONESS, the Royal Cat Pokégirl
Type: Anthromorphic Cat
Element: Ground/Fighting
Frequency: Uncommon (prides of 3-12 individuals)
Diet: carnivorous
Role: wilderness survivalist (plains and deserts)
Libido: Average, seasonal peaks
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Electric, Fire, Normal, Poison, Rock, Steel, mouse pokégirls
Weak Vs: Flying, Plant, Psychic, Water, some canine pokégirls
Attacks: Pride Claw, Slash, Growl, Call Pride (avaible only to Feral-born)
Enhancements: Enhanced Sense of Smell, Enhanced Strength (x10), Enhanced Claws, Enhanced Agility, Nightvision (x5), Pack Hunters
Disadvantages: Arrogance, Pride Mentality, Poor Single Fighters
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Merrowl (battle stress)
Like the Pumara the Lioness was created as guerilla troops for a certain environ. Desert and plains in this case. They all have tan to a dirty yellow fur, with tails that end in a tuft of fur. They hunt in packs and have a pack mentality. (Called a pride in the case of cats here).
This will also translate over to Harems. Though for the most part they aren't found in too many Tamers' Harem. They work best when they are in pairs or with other Lionesses.
If in the Harem of a Tamer, they tend to be dominating of the other pokégirls, taking charge of the Harem and making it submissive and cohesive. Lionesses are only submissive to their Tamers or those who are above them in the pride.

~Kid Loose Productions~