Prince Of Tennis Fan Fiction ❯ The Elements of Tennis ❯ Hikaji's Fun ( Chapter 34 )

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The Elements of Tennis
Chapter Thirty-Four

With that, the poor boy (although not really a poor boy) gets dragged upstairs by a very pissed off Hikaji of who's eyes are shimmering with glee at her newfound opportunity.

"You know, I had wanted to save this for one of those Seigaku boys, but in your case, I'll make an exception," she states as she moves up the stairs.

"Have fun, Hikaji," her little sister calls up after her. "Just don't get blood everywhere; I don't want Mom and Dad to make us clean the house all day on our first day off in weeks!"

"Day off? Who said anything about a day off? If you think I have a day off in my life you're crazy!" Hikaji shouts back down the stairs.

"Don't take your anger out on me! Take it out on him!"

"NOT HELPING!" the boy shouts in fear.

"WHO SAID I WAS TRYING TO?" Kittaku retorts.

"Let's have some fun, shall we?" Hikaji's voice states in an ominous manner.

"FUN? YOU CALL THIS FUN?!"

"YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT OR SOMETHING?" Hikaji shouts, her temper getting worse with the objections of her victim.

"OF COURSE I DO! WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE INSANE! LET GO OF ME!...PUT THAT AWAY!...GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!"

"Don't worry, this won't hurt…much."

"I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY FROM ME! KITTAKU, HELP ME!"

"THERE AIN'T NO HELP FOR YOU!" Hikaji shouts. "NOW JUST CALM DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! OR ELSE I'LL JUST DO THIS THE PAINFUL WAY!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME! I'M OUT OF HERE!"

"GET BACK HERE, BASTARD!"

Kittaku listens as there's a shuffle of feet upstairs heading for the door. Within seconds, though, there is a loud thud as Hikaji shoves the boy into the wall.

He's in for it now, he should have just taken the operation, Kittaku thinks as she sips on some tea while sitting on the couch.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"You leave me no choice but to do this the painful way," Hikaji responds. "NOW TURN AROUND AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"

There's silence for a moment only to be broken by a loud, piercing, high-pitched scream and a thud on the floor.

That had to hurt, Kittaku shakes her head before taking another sip.

"NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, JACK ASS!" Hikaji shouts before the boy suddenly comes flying down the stairs holding the crotch of his pants tenderly.

"YOUR SISTER'S INSANE! BOTH OF YOU ARE!" he screams as he heads for the door as fast as he can.

"AND I BETTER NOT SEE YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY SISTER EVER AGAIN!" Hikaji shouts down the stairs.

"DON'T WORRY, I WON'T!" he shouts back up at her.

"I DON'T SEE YOU HEADING DOWN THE ROAD YET, DO I NEED TO COME DOWN AND KICK YOU AGAIN?!" Hikaji shouts in a threatening voice.

"HELL NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU BITCH!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"

The boy's eyes go wide as the sound of Hikaji's feet stomping their way towards the stairs hits his ears, causing the entire house to shake.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?!" she shouts as she reaches the top of the stairs, the fire of death in her eyes.

"I'd run if I were you," Kittaku sings as she holds the cup to her face, totally unfazed by her sister's actions.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH?!" Hikaji repeats.

"WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF TOO, BITCH?"

"OH, YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!"

With that, Hikaji charges down the stairs, almost floating with how fast she moves. He sees her coming and charges for the door, forgetting about the pain in his pants. He shoots out the door as fast as he can and down the stoop before Hikaji leaps out the door and lands on top of him, pushing him to the ground.

"Hikaji, try not to kill him in front of the neighbors, I don't want to have to do any yard work, either," Kittaku comments from her seat on the couch.

"Don't worry, I'm just gonna rough him up a bit, even though he deserves a lot worse," Hikaji assures as she holds his head down by grabbing a chunk of his hair in her left hand as she pulls her right hand back, ready to punch him.

"Wait, please stop," the boy begs.

"Not working," Hikaji responds as she brings her fist crashing down on his nose.

His nose bursts out with blood, so Hokaji stands up, somewhat satisfied for one night.

"Get off of my property, and don't let me ever see you again," she mumbles as she heads for the door.

"I'd do as she said, she went easy on your ass this time," Kittaku comments from the door after noticing that the boy's form trying to get up once again. "Just leave and take the beating you got. I really don't think you need to embarrass yourself anymore than you already have."