Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma and the Outers ❯ This Little Piggy Went… “BWEEE!” ( Chapter 14 )

Ranma and the Outers. After reading “All My Outers” by PsyckoSama, I got this idea. While his was a good idea, I had to change it slightly and then wondered where it would go. Hopefully, it will turn out pretty good. This is Rated “R” for language and adult situations. This will have lime-ish content, but will not be a lemon as I will not be describing or detailing those things.

Note: I have only heard from one of my proofreaders in over a week, so I am posting this with only slight corrections. If you see any mistakes, I apologize but please let me know.

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9: This Little Piggy Went… “BWEEE!”

Rei blinked as the light faded away from around them, as did the other scouts. However, what she saw made her a little embarrassed. “Where…”

“We’re in Michiru-mama and Haruka-papa’s room… well I guess its Ranma-papa’s room too,” Hotaru told them while she blushed.

“Oh…” Ami said and started looking for the exit.

However, her quick exit was cut short as Usagi suddenly yelled out, “OH MY GOD!”

“What?” the rest of the Senshi asked.

“Look at this! Ranma’s got his own books!” The princess gushed as she held up three books that had been on the floor. The rest of the Senshi debated on chocking their princess or groaning. When said princess sat on the bed to read the books and then jumped up shouting “EWWWW,” the rest of the Senshi were not sure they wanted to know.

Or rather all but one didn’t want to know. “What?” asked Sailor Venus.

“Someone spilled some water or something on the bed, it's all wet!” The rest of the scouts turned a bright red and then hurriedly made their exit, though Mamoru was still rooted in the spot that he had been teleported to. This was standing at the foot of the bed looking at the tangled and crumpled sheets. “Mamo-chan? Is something wrong?” Usagi asked as she tried to find a towel to dry off the wet spot only to find several more. “Honestly, how can anyone sleep in a bed that is so wet?”

“Usagi,” Setsuna said form the door.

“Yes?”

“If you have to, bring the books downstairs. We have a few things to discuss.”

“Oh ok!” she said happily and proceeded to leave, only to stop at the door. “Come on Mamo-chan! Let’s go!”

“Huh… oh… yea…” he said shakily. Shortly after arriving he had wondered why the bed was such a mess, but after he found out who’s room it was, it all made perfect sense. However, he was wondering why they were here, instead of those three, as well as despite his wishes he was imagining how Haruka, Michiru and Ranma made the sheets so tangled… and damp.

His thoughts, though he did not realize it, were similar in nature as those running though the minds of all those that had recently appeared on Earth. For the three on Neptune they were briefly concerned about where they’d sent the others as opposed to them leaving. But once the two ladies took another look at their cape clad husband, everything else was cast aside except where's the bedroom.

Although Setsuna wondered about the sudden teleport, she had more pressing things on her mind. “A little cola, some rum and… gods why did this happen…” she mumbled. “Why couldn’t I see it coming? And why in the hell did I not allow myself to get married to hi…”

“Setsuna?”

“Damn… ;” she hissed under her breath. “Yes Rei?” she asked with a false smile.

“Um… what’s going on, what were you talking about?”

"Nothing to be overly concerned about," The sailor of Pluto responded a bit too quickly.

"Setsuna-mama?"

Sighing, Setsuna told her, "We'll talk about this later, ok?"

"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW!"

The sudden exclamation from outside brought almost all of the sailor scouts to the windows. What they saw made two of the scouts think twice about getting revenge. Or at least for thirty seconds. "It's Ryoga..." Ami said as she looked at the lost boy from the window.

Rei left Setsuna and looked out the window at the boy who seemed to be seething in anger. "We'll, are we ready?" she asked the other scouts.

"Ready!" the rest coursed with the exception of Setsuna who took a drink and sank into her chair heavily as the rest slipped out of the house.

"Damn that Ranma..." Ryoga spat. "He ran off and left Akane... he... that jerk he made her cry! Oh why Akane! Why do you still cry for him!" Seething in rage, Ryoga was about to launch into another series of rants but as usual, he was splashed and his curse was triggered. "Bwee?"

"Ohhh... look at the little piggy!" Ryoga turned to look at the female dreading it was Azusa. He let out a sigh of relief when he realized that ‘she’ was nowhere around. However what was around were two blond haired girls as well as a girl with brown hair, one with long black hair and one who had short dark hair that was nearly blue in appearance. "Bwee?"

"Oh isn't he so cute?" Gushed the girl that had blonde hair that was done up in one long ponytail.

"You're right Minako," Said the other blonde with her hair done up in two long ponytails.

"You sure you want to keep him?" Asked the girl with brown hair.

"Sure! I'm sure Artemis wouldn't mind Makoto!" Minako responded.

As they talked, Ryoga tried to keep names with the faces... and he was soon lost as the group of schoolgirls and talked rapidly back and forth around him. Normally this would not be a problem, but the girl Minako was holding him close to her chest and being around this part of any female was not something that Ryoga was used to, no matter how many times it happened.

"Do you think they're still open?" Minako asked.

"I don't see why not I mean it's only..." Usagi paused as she looked at her watch. "Oh no I'm late!" She turned around and noticed Mamoru and Chibi-Usa coming out of the home and she rushed up to them. "Ohnowe'resolate!Mom'sgonnakillme!I'vegottogethome!"

Mamoru blinked a few times then sighed. "Ok, let’s go then." He was glad that he didn't have to answer where he's been lately as after seeing the newlywed's room he had been lost in one fantasy after another until Chibi-Usa and Hotaru practically pushed him out of the house.

Ami looked at her watch and she too noticed the late hour. "Oh no, I've got to get home or Mom's going to be very upset with me!"

Rei sighed. "I tell you what, I'll walk with you since I need to get back to the shrine," she paused to look at Minako and Makoto. "You two going to be ok?"

"Perfectly fine!" chirped Makoto. Though Ryoga could not see her face, the other scouts could. Seeing the evil look their friend had, they suppressed a shiver.

"Ok... well... see you later then!" Usagi told then and drug her future husband and future daughter down the road. With a sigh, both Ami and Rei left as well leaving the two girls to deal with Ryoga.

As for the cursed martial artist, he was not sure what was going on, but the way the two girls were petting him and talking sweetly to him was rather soothing, but he still wanted to know, 'Why can't any girls I meet be this nice to my uncursed form?' As it was, it did not take long for Ryoga to fall asleep in Minako's arms.

"Ah here we are," said a still smiling Makoto.

"It too bad he’s such a pervert and a pig... he looked so..." Minako said with a sigh as she carried the sleeping pig into the small building.

"Hello and welcome to Juban's finest veterinary clinic," a young woman said as she stood up from behind a desk.

The two schoolgirls approached the young woman. "Hello, I'm Minako Aino, and I've got this pig that I picked up. It's um..."

"The thing is too aggressive and I've heard that neutering pets makes them calmer," Makoto said with a smile to the woman. ‘I’ll make this pervert pay for all the things he’s done…’ she thought evilly. The fact that she was going to make Ryoga pay for not only his ‘sins’ but the sins of every pervert that has ever hurt her was not readily apparent to either girl.

"Ah yes, it’s true. You see, without the hormones that the glands make, the pig will become docile. But not only that, but it’s a good idea to neuter your pets to help control the number of strays as well. We wouldn't want to population of little pigs to get out of control."

Makoto grinned at the woman. "You know... you're right. We definitely don't want to number of 'pigs' to grow." The woman just blinked at Makoto, but Minako was having a hard time keeping a straight face. "Also..." Makoto told her, "We've found out that the pig has a bad reaction to hot water, so we want him bathed in only cold water is that ok?"

"That is fine, it is no problem. Are there any other things that we need to be aware of?"

Before Makoto could say a word, Minako spoke up, "Oh yes, you see he's never been to a vet and since he's a..."

"So hard to catch once he's awake...” Makoto interrupted. “Could you maybe keep him under sedation?"

The woman blinked again but nodded her head. "Yes, but it will be more expensive to do so."

The two young girls looked at each other and nodded, "That'll be fine," they told her.

"Very well, then set him down and I'll administer the first sedative."

Minako sat Ryoga down on the counter, but when the needle was just scant inches from him, he woke up. And upon awakening, he looked around where he was and as soon as he felt the prick of the needle, his eyes opened wide. Turning his eyes towards the woman holding the needle he felt his blood turn to ice. "Oh be good pig and go sleep now. We take good care of you," the woman said trying to placate the pig.

Ryoga though knew that a part of his being was being threatened. He didn’t know which part, or how, but he knew it was bad to stay here. So he did the only thing a little martial artist pig could do... he took off running and overturned tables, chairs and anything else that got in the way.

The woman looked at the destroyed room in shock. Minako and Makoto though were annoyed that their plan failed. "After him!" Minako cried.

"Wait!"

"What?" Makoto asked the woman.

"You take this... that is very naughty pig. You'll need it." So saying, the woman handed them two small pistols with several tranquilizer darts. "Hit pig with two of these, and he should go to sleep." The two girls held the guns and smiled maniacally before running after the fleeing pig.

P-Chan squealed loudly as he tried to get away from the two schoolgirls. When needles suddenly started hitting the walls, sidewalk, and anything else around him he let out a scared “Bwee,” which translated into ‘Why me?’

For a martial artist turned pig, the run was pretty fast, and easy for him to keep. For two teenaged girls that have the bulk of their power after they transform, the run was keeping them from saying anything outright, but they were thinking many unkind thoughts about Ryoga.

Seeing a bathhouse ahead, Ryoga ducked into it and made a pig-line for the hot waters of the baths. Unfortunately, after surfacing from changing back into human form he found that this was wholly the wrong place to change.

“Pervert!” Were the words that the dozens of nude girls yelled as they looked at the nude Ryoga.

“But it’s not my…” he tried to say as he closed his eyes. Sadly, this made him an easy target as the girls started throwing everything they had at him. And after being hit in the head by eight wooden baskets, Ryoga took the queue and ran away… right though the wall and out into the open. The girls where incensed that he would do that and many of them took up towels and anything else they could carry and set out to deliver some righteous judgment.

Minako and Makoto looked at the destruction and nodded. Using the confusion as a distraction, they changed to their sailor forms and took off after Ryoga and the horde of girls.

Daring not to look back for fear of passing out, Ryoga kept his eyes ahead of him as he screamed out several things, the first being, “It’s not my fault!” followed by, “AHHH!!!! Someone help me!” and ending with, “Ranma this is all your fault!”

“Venus Love Me Chain!” Was suddenly heard over the screams of “Pervert.” Ryoga though had no clue what that was, but he didn’t like the sound of it. Desperately he tried to avoid the chain of… ‘Hearts?’ he asked himself, and that pause was all the hearts needed to wrap around him. ‘Uh oh…’

He hit the ground hard, which allowed the women to catch up to him. Unfortunately, many of them happened to have Akane’s uncanny ability to pull a large wooden mallets out of who knows where… and all the women proceeded to beat him with said mallets.

Being trained in the barakutsai tenketsu, Ryoga thought that the mallets wouldn’t hurt. But there was a difference in the types of attacks. During the Breaking point training, he was hit with rocks and stones. During this attack, he was being hit with something altogether different… and it hurt… a lot…

“Ryoga Hibiki!” A voice shouted causing his attackers to break off and surround him.

“Huh?” he asked intelligently as he looked up to see two girls in short skirts standing on a brick fence. A fence he just recently ran though if the whole in it was any indication.

“For destroying public and private property…” the girl in green said.

“And for peeping in the girls baths and harassing the women there…” the girl in orange said.

“And most of all... for sneaking your way into a young girls bed at night and spying on her as she changes her clothes…” the one in green said angrily as the women around him began to growl at him.

“You have been declared an ENEMY OF WOMEN!” The one in orange finished. Then to his surprise the two of them struck what was he guessed a heroic pose and they said in unison, “And now, we will punish you!”

This caused Ryoga just to blink at them dumbly. “Um…”

“Venus Crescent Beam!”

“Jupiter Thunder Blast!”

The two girls yelled as they sent two attacks towards the downed martial artist. The angry women around him quickly vacated the area once the scouts said they’d punish the pervert.

Ryoga took the full force of these two attacks his skin was smoking, and he hurt a lot worse than he did a moment ago. So this left one recourse… “Hibiki final attack… RUN!!!” So saying, Ryoga began to run as fast as he could to get away from these two girls.

“After him!” The women screamed, though it was hardly necessary as the two scouts were already running after him with yells of, “Venus Crescent Beam,” and “Jupiter Thunder Blast,” being shouted by the two of them.

As Ryoga ran for his life he shouted out, “RANMA! This is all your fault!” right before he was hit by yet another of the magical attacks.

In space on the planet Neptune, a young red-haired girl sneezed.

“Problem dear?” Haruka asked from her place to the left of the redhead.

“Naw… I think I’m just a little cold though…”

“And why would you be cold when you’ve between us?” Michiru asked from the other side of the girl.

“Um… cause we’re only covered in a sheet and we’re naked… and I’m kinda sweaty and…”

“Well then…” Michiru interrupted with a gleam in her eye.

“I guess we’ll have to warm you up again,” finished Haruka.

Ranma-chan grinned stupidly at them as she was pulled into their embrace. ‘So much for sleep,’ she thought with a wry grin.

“Jupiter Thunder Dragon!” shouted Sailor Jupiter as Ryoga continued to run away from them smashing though anything that got in his way.

Ryoga heard the new attack and dared not look behind him, yet he kept praying to get lost and he found it strange that for once when he wanted to get lost he couldn’t. Had he actually used his mind, he would have realized that every time he got lost… he was the one to get distracted and loose his way. Never had he had someone, especially these two, be so tenacious in trying to bake him. When the attack hit him, hit literally picked him up and blasted him though another wall. Thankfully, or not, it also activated his curse.

only down side to being a now burnt pig… was that he was laying on a serving table in front of a lot of what appeared to be paying customers. “Ah, Mr. Customers! You in luck… today we have special, roast pig!” said a man with a bad accent and a big white hat. However, what drew Ryoga’s attention, was the two large knives in the mans hands.

“BWEE!” squealed the little pig as it raced away with tears falling from his eyes. Mentally he kept cursing Ranma for his bad luck.

For miles, Ryoga zigzagged across Juban, Tokyo and then into Nerima while still being chased by two tenacious and angry sailor scouts.

“Akane Tendo!” Kuno said pompously. “The heavens hath removed the vile sorcerer Saotome, come jump into your beloved arms and let us be off to…” he never got to finish his prose as his face was suddenly forced into the ground. His impromptu meeting with the ground was not from Akane attacking him either. Instead, he was interrupted when a little black pig sailed over the school wall, landed on his head and then ran headlong into Akane knocking her down.

“P-Chan!” Akane shouted happily then held her nose. “You stink... what happened to you?”

“Akane Tendo…” A voice shouted from the schools wall causing everyone but Ryoga to look up. And the only reason he dared not look up, was that he was scared stiff. Looking up Akane gaped at what she was seeing. Her friends began asking her how she knew the sailor scouts but Akane couldn’t answer them. “Akane Tendo, if you would, release that vile enemy of women that you are holding,” Sailor Jupiter said evenly causing many of the schools students to almost fall on their faces as they tried to imagine why the sailor scouts were chasing a pig.

This did serve to shake Akane out of her stupor, “P-Chan?”

“Yes, he is nothing but a cursed martial artist who sleeps in young girls beds with them unawares…” Jupiter told her causing many to blink in surprise.

“P-chan… is a boy…” Akane said softly.

“We have been chasing him across Tokyo where he ran into the girls’ bathhouse!” Sailor Venus shouted outraged.

Akane help up the pig so she could look in its eyes. As she did, she listened to the scouts list his many crimes ranging from destruction of property to sneaking into the girls bath, and then came the big one, using his curse to sneak into a girl’s room to watch her change clothes and sleep with her. These last two hit her hard, as they were things that she did with P-Chan around.

“And so, as Warriors of Love and Justice, we the Sailor scouts will punish Ryoga Hibiki for using his pig form to spy on women. He is an enemy to all women!” Sailor Jupiter shouted.

Sailor Venus though had been worrying about her friend. Each time one of his ‘sins’ was spoken Jupiter, if possible, got angrier.

“No… it’s not possible…” Akane said stiffly as she looked at P-Chan and noticed the yellow and black bandana. “No… you’re not a boy… you’re not a pervert… are you?” she asked the pig, but he was too scared to answer.

However, Akane’s eyes widened to many times their original size as the form of P-Chan suddenly grew into a wet form of Ryoga. “So it is true,” Nabiki said, holding a kettle over the now nude Ryoga.

With trembling hands, Akane dropped Ryoga as she stood up. Her head down so no one could see her face.

“So that’s why Ryoga was always fighting Ranma for a Jusenkyö cure… he’s had one since the beginning… damn and I never noticed it,” Ukyo said from the side.

“… A… Akane… I… you see… It’s all Ranma’s fault… you see he…” Ryoga tried to tell her that Ranma knocked him into the pool, but he stopped when he thought he heard Akane say something. “What?”

“Oh Ranma… I… I’m sorry…” Akane said softly.

“But Akane… it’s his fault!”

Akane’s head snapped up at that and the look on her face caused everyone to take a step back… even the two sailor scouts. “His fault! HIS FAULT! How is sneaking into -MY- room, pretending to be -MY- pet… Watching -ME- change clothes… sleeping in -MY- bed!” How is that his fault? You… you… you’re worse than Kuno… you’re the worlds worst… ARGH!!! I can’t even think of a name that begins to describe you!”

“I can, pig.” Nabiki stated simply with anger in her eyes Ryoga has never seen before.

Ryoga began to spin around frantically trying to find someone, anyone that would side with him. However half the of the Furinkan female student body was staring at him in anger at hearing how he’s taken advantage of Akane. Even Sayuri and Yuki, who are flanking Akane, are glaring at him angrily. “But… but… it’s not my fault…”

“Ryoga…” Akane hissed

“Yes?” he squeaked.

“Get… out… of… my… sight!” Akane screamed and punctuated the last word but giving him a hard uppercut with her mallet sending him up into the air and over the school building. After watching him disappear, Akane stood there with her chest heaving as she tried to gain control over her breathing and emotions. The rest of the school, they were looking at her broken mallet and thanking each and every kami they can think of that they were not the ones that she’s mad at.

A groan from the ground suddenly brought everyone’s attention to the would-be samurai as he woke up. “Ah… what struck my noble head I…” His voice was cut off as he caught sight of the two sailor scouts on the wall. “What’s this… two angels have descended from the heavens to grace me with their personages!” Moving to one knee before them he stretched up his arms, “Verily my angels come unto me and shower me with thine love!”

Akane grit her teeth so hard that a girl twenty yards away worried about the girls teeth.

However, no one was expecting Sailor Venus to start laughing. “You actually believe that we would want you little boy?”

Everyone, even Sailor Jupiter looked at scout in amazement. But Kuno wasn’t to be deterred. “Boy… I am a man, a Samurai that…” unfortunately, her laughter caused him to stop.

“Man, samurai…” she said between laughs. “You are nothing but a delusional little boy that pretends to be something he’s not. You are nothing without your little stick.”

Kuno began to see red at this though the rest of the school began snickering and chuckling. “Now see here wench!” Kuno shouted; he had just about had enough of this snip of a girl insulting him like that. “I am Tatewaki Kuno, eldest of the House Kuno, from the great Samurai of old. I am the rising star of the Kendo world, unbeaten and valiant in battle. I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School!”

Venus yawned, “Are you done yet bore?”

Nabiki whistled; she had never seen a girl get him so worked up like that. Her little sister and the rest of the school were in shock over what was happening. And Makoto as Sailor Jupiter was wondering what was going on with her friend.

Kuno was just about to open his mouth when Venus made a brushing motion with her hand causing a gust of wind to knock him over. “Little boy, you bore me with your fantasies. But I have seen you, and listened to you. How I wish I could have plugged my ears as you declared yourself heavens messenger, judge, jury and executioner. You are nothing, and as such, you will be nothing until you learn your place in this world.”

The whole school was silent and in awe of the power that seemed to be radiating from this girl. In a ramen shop not far away, someone felt the presence and trembled. In three hundred years, she had not felt a presence like this, and she was hoping it wasn’t what she feared. Leaving the café, the old woman hopped on her cane towards the presence.

“Venus… what are you doing?” Jupiter asked her friend.

“This body you see, is that of my chosen Avatar, but know this… the goddess of Love, Venus to you little boy, is not pleased with you.”

Kuno scoffed at her. “You may be an angel, but none come close to my pig-tailed goddess.”

“Are you so certain?” She asked.

“Verily, you are no goddess you…”

“I see, so a demonstration is in order then.” She said smiling cruelly at him. Looking over to her left, she saw the Amazon elder and smiled. “Know this Tatewaki Kuno, because of you, you have forever sent Ranma Saotome and the pig-tailed girl away from this world.” Several gasps were heard from that. “The potion that Ranma took from you that you wanted to force on Akane Tendo was one of mine own making, there is no breaking it. Ranma’s soul has been bonded to another and as such, he cannot return to this world. He has taken the pig-tailed girl with him as well. For one that speaks of nobility it is shameful how you planned to use a potion to force a girl you claim to love, to love you back.”

“I…”

“Oh please, you ignorant stupid boy.” She said biting off his reply. “You know nothing of love or respect for others. By the powers that were given to me, I now pronounce your judgment. Tatewaki Kuno, for blaspheming against the kami, ignoring the wishes of others, and attempting to force yourself on others, you have been judged and found wanting. No longer will you carry or bear a sword, nor will you ever be a Samurai, your ancestors weep over your stiff-necked obstinacy. Until such times as you truly understand what love is, you shall be cursed to be Ayameten Kuno. When you name your husbands first child, you shall know true love.” So saying, she turned to Jupiter. “We are leaving now, and Kou Lon, do not follow us,” she said over her shoulder towards the elder before the two scouts disappeared.

Akane blinked, “Ayamenten… Heaven’s Flower…”

However, while Akane was concentrating on the name, Nabiki was seething. Kuno had stupidly ran off Ranma, and this goddess knew where he was and that he was never coming back. “Kuno…”

Kuno blinked and then turned to Nabiki. A collective gasp was heard from the students, but Nabiki did not notice, for once. “What potion was she talking about, and what did you do to Ranma?”

“I… verily I have…” Kuno stopped as ‘his’ voice was much too high, and it almost seemed to be sung from ‘his mouth. Looking down at ‘his’ body, Kuno noticed that ‘he’ had two large growths on ‘his’ chest. “What is this?” Kuno asked and opened the top of the kendo outfit. It was then that Nabiki and Akane noticed that Kuno was now a girl… and she was flashing the school her breasts.

Boys began to mummer about this, and the girls just gawked. The Amazon elder though sighed and jumped down from the wall. She moved over towards Kuno and using her cane hit her on the head. “Cover up, you should not show everyone your chest like that. Have you no decency.”

“But… but… I am a man…”

“Not anymore sonny, that goddess you insulted made you a female until you name your first born child.” Cologne sighed and rubbed her temples. ‘This fool, he’s ruined any chance of getting Ranma into the tribe, and I will not go against a kami,’ she thought.

“But… how am I to name my firstborn? My wife shall not be able to conceive with me as I am.”

“Because,” Cologne smirked, “You will be the one giving birth, young lady…”

Kuno’s eyes opened wide and she looked down at her body before falling to her knees crying.

Akane and Nabiki looked at Kuno and then at each other. “That’s harsh…” Akane said then smirked, “He deserved more, but maybe now that idiot will leave us alone.”

Nabiki though was not happy. ‘Ranma’s gone… never coming back… and we’re stuck with that fat slob of a father he has… and now my prime source of income is not going to buy anything I have… and to top it off, without anyone around to keep Happosai in check, no girls underwear is safe.’

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To be Continued…

Note: I am looking for someone to act as a co-author. While I work on the main part of the story dealing with Ranma… I was wondering if anyone would like to take up the Nerima group and write about life without Ranma. If so, please let me know in an email so we can talk about plot ideas and such.