Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction ❯ Pools of Tao ❯ Finding ( Prologue )

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From: Spaceman <newfiespaceman@yahoo.ca>

[Ranma][UY] Pools of Tao Part 1

POOLS OF TAO: Entropy and Chaos.

A Ranma 1/2 Urusei Yatsura BSSM xover with elements of

Urusei Yatsura Senior Years series.

by Spaceman <Newfiespaceman@yahoo.ca>

Friday, December 28, 2001

rev 1 Tuesday, January 01, 2002

rev 2 Tuesday, February 05, 2002

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[Disclaimer] I don't own Ranma 1/2 or Urusei Yatsura,

both are property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogankukan,

Shonen Sunday, Kitty TV, Viz, etc... UY-SY isn't mine

either. BSSM is property of Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha

Ltd, Shonen Sunday, Toei animation, Mixx, etc... No

Infridgement, Profit, or Offense. Don't sue me, just

write me.

[Timeline] Months after Ranma 1/2 manga vol 38 (Saffron

and Failed Wedding)and UY Movie 5 "Final Chapter" (after

second tag race).

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(Spaceman: Yes, I Will List things!!)

[Nerima]

Ranma Saotome. Heir to Metsubetsu Kakuto Saotome-ryu

and student of Nyu-che-zuu wushu. Pig-tailed martial artist cursed to become a woman with a splash of water. God-Slayer, destroyer of the God-King Saffron.

Currently, the most sickly person in Nerima.

First. Burnt by Happosai's Xtra large Happo Daikarin (a 10' firecraker) and then recieved a mallet from Akane in the morning.

Second. Drugged by Shampoo's ramen and Ukyou's Okonomiyaki (which was drugged by Kodachi), attacked by Kunou with a "holy" sword (actually the sword of a Insanity Demon), and hit by Akane's mallet.

Third. Ate Akane's "Most Creative" i.e. Worst Food waking up two hours later to *another* mallet strike.

(I Like Akane, Really! I do this to form a story! In This Universe, Akane is More Unstable than the Canon. So Akane-Lovers, I'm not talking about *your* Akane)

Finally. Suffering from the MAJOR side effects of his numberous injuries, the various (Chinese Herbal and Chinese Plant)drugs, and the toxin(1) mix known as Akane's Cooking, he got into a battle with Mouuse, Ryouga, Kunou, and finally another challenger, "Anything-Goes Martial arts Bludgeoning". MALLETS!

After Winning ("Ranma Saotome doesn't lose.")Ranma Saotome, burnt, bruised, and poisoned, collapses near a park tree. As he passes out, he sees a another battered man nearby. <At least, I'm not alone>

[Tomobiki-Nerima line]

(Nerima decided to remove Tomobiki from there prefecture, two weeks ago. Can you blame them?)

Ataru Moroboshi. Earth's Tag Race Champion and

Biggest Lech in the known Universe. Fiance of Uru-Oni

Princess Lum Redet. Bane of Tomobiki, "The Only Place

Weirder than Nerima"

Currenly, the most sickly person in Tomobiki, 2nd in

Nerima as he passes the district line.

First, Lum make breakfast and zapped Ataru when he ran. (You run too from Toast with Legs!)

Second, Mendou with heavy artillary shells followed by Megane and the Guards with Chem club bombs. Followed by Zap! when Lum believes their story.

(This Story Does Have A Plot! Give It Time!)

Third, Shinobu with a iron wood(2)desk and Lum with a Zap! when she hears Shinobu's story.

Fourth, Bashed and Blasted by Rei in tiger-bull form and a alien version of a social decency group with particle weapons (Galactic Society of Mothers Social Decency Brigade)lead by Rei's Great-Aunt Reiko. Lum gives him a BIG Zap! for yelling at a "sweet only lady".

(Spaceman: Decency? Me? Hah!)

Ataru Moroboshi. Burnt, bruised, and electrocuted, finally collapses near a park tree. As he falls unconcious, he notices a battered pig-tailed man. <At least, I'm not alone>

[Nerima Park]

[Minutes later]

Brother Darklight Sunfire, the tall, grave minister of the Abbey of the Holy Gatherer,

Protestant Reformist Church of Zephyrus, chief advisor to the late Most Rightous Gentile Nagaiwakai Moroboshi. Mr. "He's Scary".

(He gave Nassur, the Redets, and Koosei the Creeps in "Senior Years")

Brother Darklight Sunfire PRCZ walks over to his late(and dearly missed (referring to Nagaiwakai)) employer's grandson Ataru Moroboshi. He also notices a pig-tailed boy nearby in a similar physical state. (A Total Mess!)

Suddenly, he turns as the air ripples and space distorts. Three humanoid figures meld from the warp, then the warp vanishes with a "pond ripple". (Think of Jean-Claude Van Dammes Timecop's "arrival/leaving time-travel" SFX)

On the left and the right are two women dressed in midnight blue robes. There partly hidden faces are beautiful with a tatoos on the cheek. The one on the left has a gold phoenix, the one on the right has gold dragon.

In front of the two women is a very tall, very muscular athlete with golden eyes, dark skin, and brush-cut jet-black hair. Darklight realizes hes a Zephyrite-Vosian-Yehisrite hybrid(3). He wears a black jumpsuit with black body armor and a Huge black coat.

The armor has insignias, the gold outlines of 5 clawed

chinese dragons and phoenixs in flight. Darklight also

notices PRCZ symbols. He speaks to Brother Darklight

with a faint accent

"Zigezhsir Daz Piztavhaf Ibaff Wavhof. Ryuu Gel

Rrwavhof Pifwazhazr B'Lil'Has'Rapf

Lim'Vat'Zarhas'Rin'Zhaf(4)"

[Zephyrite->Japanese->English Translation:

"I'm Ibaff Piztavhaf. Please call me Ryuu. Pleased to meet you"]

"I'm Brother Darklight Sunfire PRCZ... Ryuu?"

"Ibaff Piztavhaf is hard for terrans to say. My Japanese name is 'Ryuu Kageshu'. We have more important things to discuss."

"Ataru and this boy?"

The Women step forward. The one on the left speaks

"My name is Hououko. This is Tatsuko. I have witnessed the plague of chaos of this Place of Fools and Madmen, this place you know as Tomobiki. I have seen the vast Chaos inflicted on Dai... Ataru."

"The *man* is named Ranma Saotome" says Tatsuko, "I have watched the fires of Entropy burn him in this similar pit of entropy called Nerima"

Ryuu motions towards the unconcious victims. "I may have a solution for there current problems."

"What?"

(I don't own I spell checker, all I have is WordPad! Sorry for spelling and gramatical errors)

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[1 week later]

[Tendou Dojo]

Today, is another bad day at the Tendou Dojo. (Badder than average.)

Genma is complaining about "ungrateful, honerless son", while worrying about his retirement plans. Without Ranma, how can he leach off the Tendous.

Souun is crying about "THE SCHOOLS WILL NEVER BE JOINED!!! AKANE'S FIANCE IS MISSING!!!" and worrying about *everything*, including the water damage to his hardwood floors (caused by his bawling).

Nodoka is questioning her son's manlyness. Subconciously, polishing her katana.

Nabiki is upset about lost profits and not being able to find her main resource (i.e. Ranma). She needs to get Ranma back under her thumb quick!

Kasumi is trying to stay cheerful and optimistic. (The Store ran out of Coffee, Midol, and chocolate; and anti-depressants supplier of 6 years got arrested.)

Akane is breaking bricks complaining about "cheating baka-hentais!"

<Ranma-Baka! You belongs to me! You killed a God to Save Me! Your Mine!>

[Ucchan's Okonomiyaki-ya]

Ukyou is worried about *her* Ranchan. She found him after 10 years and he's gone again in 2! She doesn't want to *lose* him again. She suffered far too long, not to get the prize.

[Nekohatten]

Shan Pu (Shampoo) is worried.

<Husband has dissapeared. If Husaband run from violent kitchen destroyer, he should have come to Shan Pu, Shan Pu is the strongest and prettiest of the Woman Hero Tribe. Well, Strongest non-Elder. Stupid Male belong to Shan Pu!> (Third Person? Not Stupid, just Ego!)

[Nerima Park]

Khu Lon (Cologne)Elder Matriach of the Nyu-che-zuu (Woman Hero Tribe/Chinese Amazons) is *very* worried.

She tracked Ranma trail to a park (3000 years of Chinese Amazon Chi-Tracking). She could tell he was suffering from extensive injuries, conflicting drugs, and *severe* food poisoning

She made a mental note that if the Chinese army tried to attack the tribe again, Akane's beef wellington could wipe out a platoon.

She found traces of "Son-in-Law"'s chi signature near a tree and a similar signal nearby. The other chi signal seemed familar.

Then she encounted the Others.

Fiber traces of a Monks robe and chi signals that gave her the creeps. She had felt something similar to the North, a month ago.

She found Two female signatures that possessed incredible chi levels, the likes of Saffron!

The last was a heavy male with confined power and a strange heritage. She could tell because of her experience with the Phoenix People, the Musk Dynasty, and brief encounters with Tomobiki's residents. The monk was unearthy, he didn't feel right for a lack of a better term. The two women were also unearthly, but different and enhanced by a the cosmic Tao.

The man was a blend of at least three alien bloodlines enhanced by many forces. He had Power, Power that made the God-King Saffron look like Sasuke (Kunou's lil ninja)in chi strength. She also detected magic greater than Jusenkyo and Ryugenzawa combined.

(some clues about Ryuu)

Then, they vanished without a trace, except for a feeling that reminded her of Happy's Interdemensional Warp.(5)

First, she had to deal with Shan Pu losing honor the first time, resulting in the punishment of the Drowned Cat spring.

Second, was the fact Ranma would not be forced into the Amazons and Shan Pu's failure to seduce "Son in Law".

Then, Ranma defeated the phoenix people's God-King Saffron. A macho egotistical *God-Slayer* in a matriachal society? Not Likely!(You don't get to +300 years by being stupid.)

Her only hope was to convince Ranma to become a ally, easy considering Ranma always helping and protecting others, even enemies (Herb, Ryouga, Mouuse, etc...), but she had been stopped by Ranma finishing high school,several more adventures, and Shan Pu's desperate acts. The last being involved in the dissapearance from Nerima.

<Shan Pu and our love potions. If we had tried honesty instead of deception, Ranma could have loved you.

Curse, Kodachi with her own Potion. Why are Idiots so rich in this town.

Curse, that impatient child Akane. If she had patience, control of her temper, and trust, Ranma and her could wed, and I could petition to adopt her into the tribe.>

Cologne stares into the clear sky and sighs.

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[Moroboshi Home, Tomobiki]

[Week 2]

Lum Redet, Uru-Oni princess and daughter of Captain Invader, is crying on Ataru's bed (she's too upset to stay in her closet).

Darling has disapeared. He vanished after a "active" day with his "friends". Was he cheating on her? Was he hurt? Was he *Dead*?

Ten is angry at Ataru for abandoning his Cousin, and a *little* worried. After Day 2, he had set out to make Ataru Barbeque with his flame-breath, but didn't find a trace.

What worried him was no complaining girl, no body (man, girl, or alien) screaming "ATARU!!!", and no odd ships. He dissapeared with a single clue!

Ataru just vanished!

Mrs. Moroboshi hasn't said anything about Ataru

except "I wish he was never born!" and secretly "I

need to find that idiot!"

Mr. Moroboshi just reads the paper.

[Rest of Tomobiki]

Mendou is mad because Lum is crying because of Moroboshi! (Like when isn't he mad?)

Megane and the Guards are mad because Moroboshi is making Lum so upset she doesn't want to leave the house.

The Rest of the Boys are upset because Lum hasn't been to school in 8 days, 3 hours, 32 minutes, 12.6 seconds, 35 pecoseconds.

Lan, current girlfriend to Lum's ex-boyfriend, is upset because Darling isn't around to hurt Lum with and she was out sick when Ataru vanished, so she can't claim Lum's current pain.

Cherry has gone *totally* insane babbling about

Ataru, Horses, Dragons, and Phoenixs.

Rei, the Oni Pilot with a small vocab and smaller brain, eats his Ramen. What do expect from a dyslexic piece of beef?

(Wonder if he Knows Ramen contains beef?)

[Moroboshi home]

<Darling, Where are you?>

[End Part 1]

Author: What do you think? WRITE ME AT

newfiespaceman@yahoo.ca (But remember, don't sue me!)

Note:

1. Toxin. A toxic substance produced by a living organism. i.e. Snake venom, Ricin, bacterial poisons, etc... Bio-Weapons use toxins and toxin-producing microbes!

2. Ironwood. A very hard form of hardwood. From Africa I Think?

3. I got the Idea from UY-SY "Space Hybrid Hazel"

4. I'm using the translator from UY-SY story "Ancient Ties" If I messed up, it's because its the man is speaking in Old Church Zephyrite. Ha! The Trans is basically backwards alphabet Japanese with "sound- like" voules.

I used it to be Official! Do you think Darklight would let *Anybody* take Ataru.

5. Happosai's ID Warp. Learned from a ninja master, Happy can become invisible and intangible. His problem is he can't touch his "Silky Darling" in this state.

XTRA:

Challenge:

What's in your Imagination? Feel free to continue or

write new versions of any of my stories. Remember no

Dark fics, unless it has a happy ending or continuation and

Please KILL GENMA OR WORSE!!