Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Caution, will Explode ❯ Meet Marik ( Chapter 1 )

Fruitcake: I win!

Neerp: NOOOOO!! ne ways... welcome to our DISCLAMER!!!!

Fruitcake: We do NOT own ANYTHING we MENTION.

Neerp: ecept Rem and three radios...

Rem: ^_______^

Fruitcake:

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Neerp: ^_^ I sure hope Ranma doesn't kill us for this fic....

Fruitcake: We hope... BUT WE LIE!!! WE LIIIIIIEEEE!!!

Neerp: O.o ooooke

Fruitcake: *snaps fingers and me and Steph are on a cloud* Let us go forth! And reak havoc and destruction upon the mortal fools!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Neerp: HAVOC!!!!

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It was a beutifull day in the world of Ranma 1/2 (A/N: DAMN / BUTTON!) untill Ranma... "happoned" upon a strange item.

Ranma: Hmmmm? What's this??

Mellenium Rod: Hello? Is there someone there?!

Ranma: AAAAAH! It talked!!

Marik: Well no shit ya dildo!

Ranma: HEY! don't call me that!

Marik: Call you what?

Ranma: A dildo!

Marik: I know you are.

Ranma: ><

Marik: I couldn't help that.

Ranma: What are you?

Marik: I'm an ancient evil spirit that's over 2000 years old and was inprisoned in this item so now I have no body. Just an immortal soul...

Ranma: Fun fun...

Marik: After the first 56 years of no human contact it gets horribly boring.

Ranma: Goody..*claps*

Marik: Sooooo... what's your name?

Ranma: Ranma Saotome of the Saotome and Tenduu school of Anything goes Martial Arts!

Marik: Oooookay then. You're not just going to leave me here, right?

Ranma: Well... can you tell me ya' name?

Marik: Yup, Marik Ishtar.

Ranma: *snicker*

Marik: And just what is so funny?

Ranma: I...Ishtar!?

Marik: Yes! It's my last name and it's not funny!!!

Ranma: *falls over laughing in a crule mannor*

Marik: Shut up you DILDO!!

Ranma: ><

Marik: Stupid mortal...

Ranma: *starts leaveing*

Marik: *rolls after him, hits his foot*

Ranma: HEY!

Marik: I'm not going to let you just walk away! I'll follow you to your grave!!

Ranma: Why? You said I'm just a stupid mortal...

Marik: 'Cuz I don't enjoy being secluded from other people for 2000 years... but you are still stupid.

Ranma: YOU'RE WORSE THEN THE TOMBOY!

Marik: The what?

Ranma: Tomboy.... Her name's Akane...

Marik: Ha ha. I'd stick my tounge out at you if I had one.

Ranma: XP

Marik: *zaps Ranma*

Ranma: OWIE!!

Marik: Guess what?

Ranma: What...?

Marik: #1, I don't care! #2 DILLLLLLDOOOOO!

Ranma: WAAAAAAAAA!!! *shuns Marik*

Marik: You can't shun me forever! I'll sing annoying songs while you try to sleep! I'll zap you for no reason at all! I'll never stop talking-

Ranma: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: Neva! *sings* We all live in a yellow submarine! A yellow submarine. A yellow submarine! *continues*

Ranma: DIE!! *throws*

Marik: *attatches self to Ranma's hand* Mwahahahahahahaha!

Ranma: BAH!! OFFOFFOFFOFFOFF!!

Marik: Neeeeeeevvvvvveeerrrrrr.

Ranma: WAAAAAAAAAA!!

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Neerp: R&R PWEESE!

Fruitcake: Chapter 2 will be up soon!