Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Caution, will Explode ❯ Heeeres Yami ( Chapter 2 )

Neerp: CHAPTER 2!!

Fruitcake: WEEE!

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Akane was in the attic of the Tenduu Dojo, seaching throgh some of her mothers old things, when she comes across a box.

Akane: Hmm.. I've never seen this before...

She assembles the peicis within the box.

Yami: Dear Ra! Is there someone there?!?!?!

Akane: Dear Gawd! It talked!

Yami: I'm not an it...

Akane: Oh! I'm sorry! But if you're not an it, what are you...

Yami: My name is Yami. I'm a spirit that is traped in this item and has been here for 5000 years. I had to do it though.

Akane: oh... I'm Akane Tenduu

Yami: It's nice to meet you. Did you know that you're the fist human contact that I've had in 5000 years?

Akane: You poor thing!

Yami: It gets VERY VERY boring after the first 56 years.

Akane: aaaw! I feel bad for you, Yami-sama!

Yami: And the worst part is, I'LL NEVER DIE 'CUZ I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!

Akane: You poor thing! *hugs the puzzle*

Yami: *sniffles* Thanks, I needed that...

Akane: You're welcome Yami-sama

Off in the distance, loud yelling can be heard. As well as someone saying 'dildo'.

Akane: That sounds like Ranma!

Marik: DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO!!

Ranma: WAAAAA! AKANE!!

Akane: ...... O_O

Yami: Did i hear Marik yelling 'dildo'?

Ranma bursts into the room.

Yami: Hello there!

Ranma: MAKE IT STOP!!

Marik: I'm not an 'it'!

Ranma: YOU ARE NOW!!

Marik: I guess I was wrong when I called you a dildo...

Ranma: Realy?

Marik: Yeah, you're a dilhole!!

Ranma: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *chucks Marik out the window, then sees Yami* What's that?

Yami: My name's Yami!

Marik: *from behind Ranma* You little... *zaps Ranma*

Ranma: GYAAAAAA!!!! HEY! BASTARD!

Marik: Hey! I knew my dad! I think... I hope...

Ranma: --_--0

Marik: I can't remember my daddy! WAAAAAA!!

Ranma: I WISH I didn't remember my pops...

Marik: I can't remember my mommy either... WAAAAA!!

Yami: Suck it up solider!!

Marik: *glares*

Ranma: O_O HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!

Marik: Technically, the rod/dagger is my 'body' type, area, thingy-mobobo. So I can glare with one eye.

Ranma: Oh Joy...

Akane: *looks at Yami* I'm confuzed, who's that with Ranma... and WHY did he call him a dildo?!

Yami: That is Marik, and he called Ranma a dildo because he's an ass.

Ranma: XD!

Marik: *zaps Ranma*

Ranma: OWIE!!

Akane: ¬_¬ Owie?

Ranma: It huwrt!

Akane:..... I don't know you....

Ranma: Sure you do!

Marik: Hey, is your name Akane?

Ranma: O_O MARIK!

Akane: yes...

Marik: Hmm... from what -

Ranma: LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!

Marik: -Ranma told me about you -

Ranma: *gets loader* LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Akane: YOU *smack* DID *smack* SOMETHING *smack* I *smack* KNOW* smack* IT *punt*

Marik: Wow, look at him go... Anyway, he said that you were a tomboy. And I'm guessing that he thinks you're annoying 'cuz he said, "you're worse than the tomboy." You don't seem bad to me.

Akane: OOOO no he didn't! *looks dangerous*

Marik: Yes he did. Are you going to beat him up again? *is hopeful*

Akane: Worse, this will be the last time he says that to me... THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!!!!

Yami: What is it with that metafor? It makes no sence!

Akane: The last straw, that breaks the camals back...

Yami: Oh, okay then.

Marik: *in a musical voice* Camal!

Akane: ¬_¬ oooooookay....

Yami: What now?

Ranma: *comes back*

Akane: RANMA SAOTOME YOU INSULTING BAKA! THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU CALL ME NAMES! I'VE PUT UP WITH THIS FOR TWO YEARS AND NOW I'VE HAD IT! THE ENGAGEMENT IS OFF!!!!!!!!

Ranma: O_O I...I...I....I...

Yami: Aaaaw... how about you give him one more chance!

Akane: I'VE BEEN GIVING HIM CHANCES FOR TOO LONG!!

Yami: Well, maybe you could make him do something to make it up to you?

Akane: NOTHING CAN TAKE BACK THE PAIN OF HIS INSULTS! *Runs off crying*

Ranma: O_O

Marik: ... Can I make it worse?

Ranma: I'm an IDIOT!

Marik: Finally, we agree on something.

Ranma: *crys*

Yami: Crying doesn't make it better. Just try and make it up to her. Think of anything that she might have asked you to do that you never did.

Ranma: She's better off without me. (A/n: Steph: AH! WAFF!!)

Yami: .......... should someone talk to her?

Ranma: O_O ARE YOU NUTZ MAN!!

Marik: No he's not. How can he be nutz if he doesn't have any?

Yami: Danm you! *knocks Marik uncontious*

Ranma: Exuse me while I go DIE!

Yami: Don't do anything drastic just yet. *rolls self to Akane's bedroom*

Akane: *in between sobs* WHY!!

Yami: Akane? Are you going to be okay?

Akane: NO!

Yami: .... Ranma's really sorry. He was crying and now he's going to go die.

Akane: He's a lier...

Yami: Well, he's still sad...

Akane: Realy....

Yami: Really really.

Ranma: *enters, well, is draged in by Marik*

Marik: I've got Sir Sobs a lot!

Ranma: *glows blue* I'll kill you...

Akane: RANMA!

Ranma: I'M SORRY!!!!!

Marik: *sings* It's a small world after all...

Ranma: I thought about what you said Yami, and the one thing we BOTH want is...*blush*

Yami: Iiiiiisss?

Ranma: L-O-V-E...

Yami: Okay then. You've compleated step one of growing up.

Akane: *kicks Yami*

Yami: *un-dents self* Ouch...

Akane: *huggles Ranma* OH RANMA!

Yami: *claps*

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Mousse: *sighs* so bored...ow!

Millenium Ring: Hey, you!

Mousse: Me?

Millenium Ring: No, the empty box, of course you! Stupid mortal soul...

Mousse: ><

Bakura: What's you name?

Mousse: Mu-Tuzuu, you can call me Mousse...

Bakura: Okay then, Mousse, I shall become your master! You will do everything that I say!

Mousse: uuumm... What if I say no?

Bakura: Then I'll have to haunt your every waking moment and cut you up with a dagger.

Mousse: YES MASTER!

Bakura: Gooood... Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

Mousse: O_O

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Yami: I sence... eeeeeviiiillll...

Marik: I didn't do it!

Yami: Not you!

Ranma: >> Somethings up with Mousse<< I can tell....

Akane: O_O

Yami: This person you speak of, Mousse, is he a social outcast?

Ranma: O_o were ALL social outcasts you freak...

Yami: Okay then, is he an outcast among outcasts?

Ranma: Well... Me an' pig boy DO tend to shun him...

Yami: That means it's a yes...

Marik: That poor poor soul... He's screwed. ROYALLY!

Ranma: You mean he wasn't already...?

Yami: Well, there's one other being traped inside of an item. Bakura, the infamous tomb robber of ancient Egypt. He was sealed inside of the Millenium Ring. And he's horribly abusive.

Marik: Like, cut you up and put salt on the wound abusive...

Ranma: OH $&@*% MOUSSE!!

Yami: Don't worry, as long as Mousse does what he's told Bakura won't hurt him.

Marik: We hope.

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