Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Caution, will Explode ❯ Randomness ( Chapter 3 )

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Rem: SOMEONE SAVE ME!!

Neerp: BWGAGAGAGAGA

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Chapter 3

Mousse: *fearfully* What do you wa- I SENSE A DISTURBANCE!!

Bakura: You what?

Mousse: Sense a Disturbance... SAOTOME'S COMEING!!!

Bakura: Who's Saotome?

Mousse: One of the people whom I don't hate, but dislike... in a way...

Bakura: Ooooookay. So why does it matter?

Mousse: He has something with him... a... spirit like you...

Bakura: I sence the Pharoh, and the tomb keeper. They will die! Uh, again!

Mousse: Akane's coming....

Akane: Hi Mousse!

Mousse: Hullo!

Yami: I can sence the tomb robber!

Mousse: You mean Bakura?

Bakura: Shut up!

Mousse: OW!

Akane: O.o

Marik: Hey Bakura! You got me into a hell of a lot of trouble!

Yami: You defiled the grave of my dad you bitch!

Bakura: *whistles*

Mousse: HE STABED ME!

Marik: Suck it up.

Mousse: Or...?

Marik: I dunno, I need to make Ranma's life hell. Not yours.

Mousse: HAHAHA!

Ranma: Can it Duck-boy!

Mousse: Make me Girl-boy!!

Marik/Yami/Bakura: ???? WTF?!?!?!

Ranma: Non of your bees wax!!!!!

Bakura: Mousse, tell me.

Mousse: Curesed forms, I'm a duck, he's a girl...

Bakura: Oh.............. DIE PHARAOH!!!

Yami: O_o;;;

Mousse: And how do you plan to kill him, when you're inside the midallion...

Bakura: *repeatedly stabs Mousse, then, somehow, manages to put salt on the wounds*

Mousse: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WHAT!!!

Bakura: DO NOT QUESTION ME SLAVE!!!

Ranma: First Shampoo, now this guy, poor Mousse...

Mousse: *Whimpers*

Marik: He's a sick twisted little shit isn't he?

Ranma: Makes me kinda glad I only have to deal with verbal abuse...

Marik: Be greatful! Lick a monkey!

Ranma: GODS NO!!!

Mousse: *whimpers once more*

Bakura: Wahahahahahahahahahahaha-

Ranma: *kicks*

Bakura: *stabs Ranma, puts salt on wounds*

Rem: GET OUT OF MY BED- WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE MA-KAI ARE THOSE!!!!

Ranma: >> << >^

Akane:O_O

Yami: What?

Rem: what in the name of the Ma-kai are you!

Yami: My name is Yami. I am the spirit of the Millenium Puzzle. I was a Pharaoh in ancient Egypt.

Rem: Yummeh.

Yami: O_o ?!?!?!?!

Ranma: Remington Saotome you whore!!!

Rem: ^____^

Ranma: and this is Marik, and Bakura.... Mousse, are you okay?

Mousse: ..........

Bakura: Mwahahahahaha...

Rem: WHAT DID YOU DO TO SWEET INOCENT DUCK-BOY!!!!!

Ranma: At least one of us is inocent....

Bakura: Well, I enslaved him, stabbed him, and put salt on his wounds.

Rem: There will be no inslaveing in my bedroom!!

Bakura: Make me!!

Rem: *chants in chinese, and Bakura then heres and sees his greatest fear*

Bakura: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Rem: *smiles*

Ranma: *claps*

Marik: *zaps*

Ranma: OW!!!!!

Mousse: O_O........

Marik: Claps rhyms with zaps...

Ranma: .........*smacks Marik*

Marik: *snuffles*

Rem: *stops Bakura's torture*

Bakura: It was horrible!

Rem: gooooooooooooooooooooood! MWAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

Yami: ah

Ranma: Yami, Marik, this is Rem. My big brother!

Yami: Why are you all messed up?

Ranma: My Father...

Rem: *nods*

Mousse: Is it over...?

Bakura: You fool! Of course not!!

Mousse: O_O!!!! NOOOO!! NO MORE!!!!!

Bakura: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mousse: I'll be goood!!!!!

Yami: It doesn't matter.

Marik: he enjoys torturing too much...

Mousse: WAAAAAAA!! HE SAID IF I LISTEND I WOULDN'T GET HARMED!!!!

Yami: He's a grave robbing bastared-

Ranma: Bitch...

Yami: Right, bitch, and he lies. What else did you expect?

Mousse: *Kawaii chibi sniffle*

Marik: Trying to be cute will only make it worse.

Mousse: *Stares blankly*

Ranma: OH NO!! HE WENT INTO THE DEEP CONFINES OF HIS MIND!!!!!

Yami: And that'ssssssssssssssssssssssssbad?

Ranma: Yes, HE WON'T EAT IN THIS STATE!!!!!!! (A/n: the deep confines of Mousses mind are a trademark of the Neerp production co.)

Bakura: If he starts to starve then I'll make him eat... *goes into Mousse's mind*

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Mousse: *sigh*

Bakura: *from behind and in a creepy menacing voice* Mousse...

Mousse: O_O, *Turns around*

Bakura: Why did you go down here? No one can hear you scream here...

Mousse: *gulp*

Bakura: *takes out a dagger from behind his back*

Mousse: How do you know I don't enjoy sexual torment? *phycotic smile*

Bakura: ??? WTF?

Mousse: *smiles* How do you know I don't enjoy being beat?

Bakura: I don't know. But I don't care either.

Mousse: *Removes shirt*

Bakura: Ah!

Mousse: What's wrong Master?

Bakura: Put your damn shirt back on!

Mousse: *in Hentii voice* Yes sir...

Bakura: *runs away*

Mousse: YESSSSS!!! *comes out of mind* HI!

Yami: What happened?

Mousse: I used an old trick Rem taught me...*wink*

Rem: THE YUIY TRICK!! *laughs*

Marik: Bakura isn't saying anything...

Mousse: *walks over to ring* What's wrong master?

Bakura: *silance, the ring roles away*

Mousse: MWHAHAHAHA!! *Ranma and Rem join*

Yami: I'm afwaid....

Akane: At least Ryouga isn-

Ryouga: I'M LOST!!!

Akane: Too late...

Yami: Howdoyoudo?

Ryouga: Fine.... Okay, what did you do?

Mousse: Tormented someone!

Ryouga: Danm I missed it!

Marik: He's still not saying anything... *is refering to Bakura*

Mousse: That's bad?

Marik: He is either plotting, plotting, plotting, or is horribly scared.

Ranma: *pets Bakura*

Millenium Ring: *burns his hand*

Ranma: OW!

Akane: I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!! SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUT-BOX BABY!!

Rem: Said can I take you home, where we can be aloOoOoOone?!

Marik: RaNdOmE!

Rem: SHE HAS THE ERGE!!!!

Yami: I'll not ask...

Mousse/Ryouga: SHE HAS THE ERGE TO HERBLE!!!!

Marik: Uhhhh.... Where's Bakura?

Mousse: mommy

Yami: When Bakura comes back, he is going to kill you.

Mousse: >> <<

Ranma: >^

Mousse: ¬_¬ don't do-

Bakura: *comes back, everyone is in the shadow realm. This means that Yami, Marik, and Bakura have 'bodys' now*

Mousse: *gulp* EEP! *hides behind Yami*

Yami: Uhhhh...

Ranma: AAAAAH! Marik your hair!

Marik: It's not my fault. It's my dad's fault.

Rem: *in baby voice* Dada...

Marik:

O_o

o_O

O_O

o_o

Mousse: O_O eep

Bakura: *summons the monster type things that are on the card Spiritualism, they take Mousse away to be tortured* My work is done.

Ryouga: *bears fangs* BRING HIM BACK!!!

Bakura: Make me you fool!

Ryouga: *momentaraly glows black* SHI-SHI HOKANDAN!!!!!!

Bakura: *disappears, reappears behind Ryouga, stabs him*

Akane: RYOUGA!!!!!!

Yami: You stupid @#$%ing tomb robber!

Akane: *crying* He isn't moving!!!!

Ranma: *looking very dangerous* You'll pay!!!

Yami: He's not dead.

Marik: You can't die in the shadow realm.

Ranma: HE STILL HURT PIG-BOY!!!

Rem: Calm down Ranma!

Bakura: *disappears, again*

Ranma: Where he go?

Yami: Probably to torture Duck-boy.

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Mousse: *cowers in fear*

Bakura: *has random monsters cause harm to Mousse*

Mousse: *glasses fall off*

Some Monster Person Thingy Ya!: *steps on them*

Mousse: I can't see!!

Bakura: Hmmmm... too bad.

Mousse: >< I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!

Bakura: Too bad... *applies alcohale and salt to his wounds*

Mousse: AAAAAGGGGGGH!!! STOOOOP PLEEEASSSEEE!!

Bakura: No.

Mousse: AAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'LL DO AAAAAANYTTTTHINNNG!!!!

Bakura: Doesn't matter.

Mousse: I LOOOOVE YOUUUU!!!

Bakura: O_o?? Don't make me put mercury on the wounds..

(A/n: We are sorry to all Mousse fans, we also love him, and It pains us to do this... he just fit the role of someone to get tortured by Bakura)

Mousse: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Bakura: Bark like a dog.

Mousse: Arf arf...

Bakura: Enthusiasm!

Mousse: ARF ARF! *pants*

Bakura: Now... moo (mer!) like a cow.

Mousse: mEEEEEEr

Bakura: Alright, let's go. *takes them out of shadow realm*

Rem: Thank yo!

Mousse: *is silent*

Marik: Are you okay?

Mousse: .........

Yami: What happened to your glasses?

Mousse: .........

Bakura: *is talking to Mousse so that no one else can hear* If they don't stop asking questions, then lie and say that I got left in the shadow realm.

Mousse: *mentaly nods*

Marik: *deeeeeeeeeep inhale* Whathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwha thappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhathappenedwhatha ppened??

Mousse: Bakura is stuck in the shadow realm...

Yami: Oh.... now what?

Ranma: ummm....

Marik: Let's dress like wolves and howl at the mooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!

All: O_o

Marik: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Mousse: *shakes head, then thinks to Bakura* Now what...

Bakura: now I need to think of a way to steal Yami and Mariks power.

Mousse: okay...

Ranma: Should we have anything that err.. goes with you..

Marik: Ummmmmmmmmm... dunno!

Random T.V.: *appears* And now for this commercial! A new card game, called duel monsters, is out! Go buy your very own cards in stores that are hopefully near you! You can prove to other people that you're better with this game! It's a game of stratigy and a bit o' the Irish luck! So get out there and buy buy buy you brainwashed zombies! *disappears*

Ranma: *says like brainwashed zombie* must buy...

Ryouga: O_O

Marik: Hey... I remember that game... Those copy cats!!

Mousse: Duel monsters...?

Yami: Duel Monsters, a game that in ancient Egypt was used to decide who got land and such if there was a dispute. Or if certain priests decided to overthrow the Pharaoh!

Marik: Haha.

Ranma: O_o

Mousse: I suppose you want us to get cards then?

Yami: Yup, and make sure that the cards that you pick reflect yourself. Vewy impotant.

Akane: Yippi Skippi... (ooc moment)

Marik: Does anyone want to know WHY it's important?

Ranma: Why Marik...

Marik: Because then you can use the heart of the cards!

Ryouga: O_o

Ranma: << >> >^

Marik: Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup!

Ranma: Go to sleep Marik...

Marik: I CAN'T sleep.

Ranma: Pretend...

Marik: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Ranma: XP

Mousse: >> << *sneeks off*

Yami: Let us go forth!

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Neerp: I love Marik!

Marik: You do not!

Fruitcake: Sure we do!

Marik: YOU LIE!

Rem: R&R!