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Chapter 6

EVIL Mariks evil Plan to sabotage the dates....

EVIL Marik: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jaken: *walks over to Evil Marik*

Jaken: "Master Marik, I have seemed to noticed that you have been laughing for the last five minutes non-stop, and I was wondering if we can go to the girls and kill them now..."

EVIL Marik: *looks over* "Huh?" *says this while in EVIL Marik voice* (note how I capitalized the EVIL in EVIL)

Jaken: "Y-y-you know, kill them now?"

EVIL Marik: "...?"

Jaken: "I mean laughing non-stop with you was bit fun before...but now it seems a bit...I don't know how to say it....dumb?"

EVIL Marik: *thinks* "You're right." *looks over at Jaken and then at his Millennium rod*

Jaken: *surprised* "R-really I am?"

*Millennium rod starts to glow*

EVIL Marik: *gets up and walks over to the group of fan girls in living room*

Jaken: "M-master!!! No!!!!!!!! It is not safe!! There are fan girls!!!"

EVIL Marik: *doesn't pay attention*

Jaken: "They will tie you up master!!! And then begin to do you're hair!!!!!!!!! And put girlish make up on you!!!!!!!!!" *starts to cry*"

*EVIL Marik walks in*

Jaken: *screams* "Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: "Huh?"

Sicora: *.*

Everyone else: "...Oh my god....."

Sicora: *.* "M-Marik?"

EVIL Marik: *raises hand up high* "Human woman...I Marik..."

Sicora: *faints*

EVIL Marik: "I Marik, King of duel mon-"

Aya: *raises hand*

EVIL Marik: *glare* "Yes, puny little human woman?"

Aya: *chibi form* "Hey!! You're not the King of Games!! Yami is!!!!!!"

ZAAAAAPP!!!!!!!!!!

EVIL Marik: "HA HA HA HA HAAA! ..................No I am......"

Aya: *turned into ADORABLE monkey doll*

Aya: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

EVIL Marik: *stares at rest of fan girls* "Now where were we?"

Aya: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

EVIL Marik: "Hmm...Humans....."

Five minutes later......

EVIL Marik: "Come join us for dinner, won't you Mr. Powers?"

Yuna: *evil glare* "I told you my name isn't "Mr. Powers, you evil freaky lookin' WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!"

(Sicora: -_____-##)

EVIL Marik: -.- "...well then *smirk* Mrs. Powers..."

Yuna: -___________________________________________________-## *sweat drop*

EVIL Marik: *turns to Yuna/author* "I think you'll enjoy the food. I have the best chef in the world. His name is-"

*Jaken enters*

Jaken: "Ahh m'lord!! I see you're having a good time! Now what did you wanted me to make again? Italian of fre-"

BAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *plate thrown*

Jaken: *dizzy* "I'll get..on..that...r-right...away m'lord!"

Hakura: *glare*

EVIL Marik: "Huh?"

Hakura: "Kill!!!!!!"

*jumps up and attempts to kill Marik*

EVIL Marik: *smirks* "Down girl."

PoooF!!!!!!!!!

Hakura: *looks up* "What t-the hell?"

*reaches her arm out and attempts to brainwash Mark with her demonic powers*

EVIL Marik: "I congratulate you on you're tenacity, but there is no way neither of you can harm me..."

Everyone but Sicora: >____< "Damn!"

Sicora: @.@

Hakura: "GRRRRR!!!! Not a demon!!!!!!!!!"

Shizu: "Duh." *picks up transformed Aya*

EVIL Marik: "Now Yuna my puny human, come here. How was your day?"

Nicki: "What? Why Yuna?"

Shizu: *shrugs*

Candy: "Probably cause she's the author, ya know, I mean she has the power to change the whole story!"

Klu: "He probably wants to use her author powers for the forces of evil...."

Nicki: "Yeah, I guess so."

Ayami: "Not only that but to insert himself more than us."

*Sakuya enters room and seats herself next to Ayami*

Sakuya: "Who is this Tea?"

Amanda: "Hmm, oh her!! Well she's some loser chick who follows the Yugi-oh group around and has a secret crush on Yami."

Aya: *glare*

Amanda: "What?! It's true! I mean if you didn't notice it earlier I would-"

EVIL Marik: "SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Klu: "Who said that?" *shrugs*

EVIL Marik: "Yuna, please answer the question I asked you earlier..."

Yuna: *frown* "Well let me see? Me as in I, went to capture all you little bishonens to torture you and date and, like, they as in the bishies, or bishonens don't cooperate right, and so my buddy/co-host Aya gets and rounds up all the fan girls, and so now she goes and turns into a monkey doll, right, and now all the other fan girls are all getting freaked out or something k', and then you come in with you're rod and minion, so it's all up to me to save the world...one bishie at a time...Heh..heh........." *say's this extremely fast while closing in with a `he. he'*

EVIL Marik: *trying to hide contempt* "Fascinating......."

*a few moments of silence*

EVIL Marik: *claps hand* "JAKEN!!! COME NOW!! I want you to meet my nemesis, Austin Powers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "THAT'S YUNA HORITARU YOU TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Jaken walks in*

Jaken: "Why don't you just kill him?" *says this while pouring water for fan girls*

EVIL Marik: "In due time."

Jaken: "And Master, why are you feeding them?"

Klu: *eating food* "What?" *looks around*

EVIL Marik: "Because I want to...."

Jake: "But what if they escape? Why don't you just kill them now? What are you waiting for?"

EVIL Marik: *glare* "...just pour the water."

Jaken: *pours water for Ayami* "I'm just saying, why don't you just kill them now? Here, I'll get my staff. We'll just fry them. On wick! Dead and done...that's all I'm say-"

EVIL Marik: "JAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jaken: "Alright! Aright!!!" *pours water for Candy then Shizu*

EVIL Marik: "Now lets begin the deal."

Monkey form Aya: "Deal?"

EVIL Marik: "Oh yes, my bad."

Everyone: O.O

EVIL Marik: "I meant......last words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Jaken: "Now that's the Sesshomaru I know!!!"

*everyone turns head*

Candy: "Ooooooooooo he in trouble!!"

Shizu: "If only I had my sword..." *sad face*

Ncki: "Yeah and my power!!! Were getting ripped off!!!"

(author: -____-# "In due time....patience.....")

Back to story...

Jaken: "uh...I meant!!!!"

EVIL Marik: *evil smirk* "Jaken......."

Back with the boys....

Koga: -___________-## "You...win....again....."

Sesshomaru: "It seems that I haven't lost my touch in tic tak toe." *licks fingers*

Koga: "O........Kay..."

*Hiei walks in*

Inuyasha: "I did it!!!!"

*Koga turns his head*

Koga: "Did what?"

Inuyasha: *grin* "I figured out another way to get us out of here!!! Come on everyone!!! I want you to witness my stroke of genius!!!! *turns head* Hiei, are you coming?"

Hiei: "I don't want to."

Inuyasha: "Don't you want to see what I got put together?"

Hiei: *under his breath* "Blow me."

Inuyasha: *head tilt* "What did you say?"

Hiei: *coughs* "...Show me."

*Everyone walks in other room next door*

Everyone: O.O

Inuyasha: "Wonderful isn't it?"

Hiei: *confused stare* "A trash can shoot?"

Everyone: *nods their head*

Sesshomaru: "Amazing how little his brain is, isn't it?"

Inuyasha: "SESSHOMARU!! IF THIS WAS A MARTIAL ARTS FIC I-"

Sesshomaru: "You'll what?"

Inuyasha: *turns head* "Any wayz I devised a plan..."

Hiei&Koga&Kurama: "You did?"

Inuyasha: "YES!! I did....now if you see on this blue print I....."

Everyone: ?

Inuyasha: "Wait, wait..."

Hiei: "What in hells name are you waiting for you're stupid dog?!"

Inuyasha: "For the announcer dude to say *changes voice* Five minutes later..."

Everyone: ?!

Hiei: "I say we slit his throat."

Sesshomaru: "Me first..."

Inuyasha: "Huh?"

Kurama: "NO!! No slitting throats Hiei! And you too!!!"

Hiei&Sesshomaru: -_____-#

Announcer dude: He he...FIVE MINUTES LATER........

Inuyasha: "Good..."

Five minutes later....

Inuyasha: "So down the trash can, take a left through the tunnels and into the trash were we make our escape in a large white-"

Hiei: "Trash!!"

Inuyasha: *Rumiko pose ImL*

Inuyasha: "Yeah...trash?"

Hiei: "I KNOW WHAT A TRASH IS YOU BAFOON BUT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DON'T WE JUST USE OUR ABILITY TO JUST USE OUR SWRODS OR COMEN SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sesshomaru: "Yes, the short one is right. We should-"

Mysterious voice: "Ha ha ha!! You guy's are pathetic!!! You'll never be able to pull that off!"

Hiei: "Who...was that?"

Kurama: *sighs* "I'm getting sick of this...."

Inuyasha: *sniff, sniff* "...He's up on the ceiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*everyone looks up*

Ryoga: "He he?"

Back with Marik and the fan girls............and Jaken...............

Jaken: "Oh please lord Marik!! I beg of you to spare my life!!! Please!!! I didn't mean to say what I said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *yells this while in worshipping position*

EVIL Marik: *evil look* "Jaken......I will let you live as long as you stay quiet..."

Jaken: *looks up* "R-really?"

EVILY Marik: "...No."

*turns around and faces Jaken*

EVIL Marik: *raises staff* ".....die..."

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(Ending credits)

Yuna: "Like my chappie!!!!"

Aya: "No...You made me a monkey for Christ sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "Oh don't be soo hypercritical...you know you wanted to be a monkey. "

Aya: -_______-##### "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Starts to run around small room in ultra cute monkey chibi form*

Hakura: "Will Jaken die?!"

Yuna: "Hakura..I thought-"

Hakura: "WILL HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"

Yuna: "Maybe...."*says this while rocking back and forth*

Hakura: "Maybe yes? Maybe no? .........TELL ME!!!"

Yuna: "Can you just listen at what I'm SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hakura: "......."

Yuna: "Uh, Hakura, ya gotta read the chapters like everyone else so I can't-"

Hakura: "Hmph..I guess this means I haft to read the next chapter..."

Yuan: "I guess so..."

Hakura: "Hmph. Well then wish me luck..."

Yuna: "....OH YOU DON'T NEED LUCK!!!! You have the smarts girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Candy: "Yeah!!!!!"

Yuna: "Yeah Hakura!! That's the spirit! You go and read those chapters!!! They don't know whose coming to town!!!!!"

Candy: "Yeah!!!"

Yuna: "Sure ain't Santa!"

Candy: "Yeah!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: "It's you!! So go show that chapters whose boss!! Ya hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Candy: "Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Yuna: "Candy?"

Candy: "Yeah!!!!!"

Yuna: "Can you stop that?"

Candy: "....yeah....."

Yuna: "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"

*walks away*

Klu: "I am a glutton now!?"

Yuna: "No...never...I never said you're a-"

Klu: "In the fic it sounds like I'm a glutton!!!! FIX IT!!!!!!!!!" *screams this while waving around lard family sword*

Yuna: "OKAY! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!"

END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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P.S. NO BAD REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!