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Chapter 10

What? Nraku and Tea? The Missing Aya! And...Where's Ryoga?

Yuna/author: "Hello petty fan girls I Yuna am going to write the dates extremely soon!"

Fan girls: "Yay!!!"

Yuna/author: "Can't wait myself, but just to inform you the chapters before this was all a one day adventure."

Yuna's lil' brother: *head tilt* "I thought you meant by night? Ya know, all the adventures were by night....one night?"

Yuna: *shifty eyes* "Yes, y-yes that's what I meant to say...any who, the adventures were all done before the dates."

Yuna's lil brother: "So you're trying to say that all you interactive fan readers came by day...so you the author/sister of mine decided to have a long night of adventure to make things a bit funny."

Yuna: *glare* "A bit funny?"

Yuna's lil brother: *glares back* "Well I didn't think it was that funny...I mean you didn't even add me."

Yuna: -_______-# "You didn't ask and even if you did I was going to let you destroy my fic...*picks kid brother up* so get THE HELL OUT MY STORY!!!!"

Yuna's lil brother: *bite* "NO!!!!!!!"

*Yuna and kid brother starts to fight*

Yuna: *kick* "GET THE HELL OUT MY STORY YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!"

Yuna's lil brother: *grab* "NO!"

Yuna: *scratch* "YES!!"

Yuna's lil brother: *punch* "Na nana na naaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yuna: *Growls*

*both siblings start to beat the crap out of each other*

TEN MINUTES LATER....

Yuna's lil brother: X_______X

Yuan: *sticks head out of ball of dust* "T-t-this w-was just an n-notice......"

Yuna's lil brother: "Yeah a pretty pathetic one."

Yuna: *glare* "Shuddup!"

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Back to the story!

Sicora: o.o

EVIL Marik: *smirk* "Hmm, woman I am Marik...I-"

Sicora: *faints*

Nicki: *arches eye brow* "Now why is she always fainting when Marik says hello?"

Sicora: ^x^

Ayami: "She looks...almost happy..."

Klu: *takes a closer look* "Amazing...isn't it?"

Jaken: *tenses up* "Kill them now master!!! Kill them now!! There all here, *gets exited* grouped up together like little balls of yarn. There here for you master....*evil look* so let's kill them now!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Amanda: *tilts head* "Were we supposed to hear that?"

Pepper: *shakes head*

Amanda: "Oh......"

Tetsu: *frown* "Man this sucks."

Sesshomaru: O.O "J-Jaken?"

Jaken: *turns head* "L-lord Sesshomaru?"

Everyone: O.O

Ayami: O.O "Okay...what is going on?"

Klu: *looks in closer* "Donno...but it seems kinda weird."

EVIL Marik: *stares at Jaken then at Sesshomaru* "Lord?"

Jaken: *terrified* "Uh...no that's not what I meant, I meant to say-"

EVIL Marik: *kicks aside Jaken*

Jaken: XoX "W-why!!!!" *falls unconscious as struggling Hakura pulls him into her arms*

Hakura: *teary* "J-Jaken...."

Amanda: *pulls at Hakura* "No! Yuna said, we..can't...interact...with...dates...till...actual DATES!"

Hakura: *rubs at Jaken's head*

Amanda: *tries to pull Hakura up* "Damn....you're strong!"

EVIL Marik: *stares at Sesshomaru* "What is Jaken to you?"

Sesshomaru: *blank stare* "My... *turns head to Jaken*...ex servant."

EVIL Marik: *smirk* "Oh..."

Shizu: *blink blink* "Okay, now this is just plain...freaky."

Yuna: *mouth hanging wide open* "No, the dates can't be here...it'll ruin everything!"

*runs over to a mike which is ironically in the area*

Yuna: *yells* "STOP THE PICTURE THERE BOYS!!!!!!!! THERE WILL BE NO SOCIALIZING WITH YOU'RE DATES TILL......THE ACTUAL DATES!!!!!!!!!!"

Hiei: "Dates?"

Yuna: "Uh...no, there just......fan...girls."

Hiei: "Uh, huh..."

Hakura: *grins* "Sir Jaken is here....now's my chance."

Amanda: *grabs hold of Hakura's wrist* "Nope! Not while I'm around, as official female worrier I cannot let you spoil you're date."

Hakura: *screams* "WHAT!? What are you talking about? You where only a worrier in Klu's dream!!! This is not Klu's dream!!!"

Amanda: *not paying any mind while dragging her away*

Hakura: "HEY!!!"

Candy: *chibi form* "Ku-ra-ma?"

Kurama: "?"

Candy: *baby steps over* "I....wove....yo-"

Amanda: "Hold it there little missy, no socializing with the dates.....till the actual dates!"

Candy: *turns head* "AMANDA!!!!!!!"

Sakuya: *walks over to Sesshomaru* ^___~ "Hi....Sesshomaru..."

Sesshomaru: ??

Sakuya: *tries to make self appealing*

Sesshomaru: *arches eyebrow* "Yes?"

Amanda: *pulls Sakuya away* "Three down, (Candy, Hakura and Sakuya) more to go...."

Sakuya: "Huh? Hey....what are you doing!?"

Amanda: *thinks for a moment* "Business...."

Back with the new arrivals....

Mae: *starts to get irritated*

Naomi: *frown* "No swearing...how 60's......"

Mae: *starts to sweat* "But I gotta swear...I mean it's not like this fic is PG! I mean, why is she doing this to us!"

Shadow: *questioning stare* "How do you even know that the author's even a girl?"

Mae: "I just do, I mean how hard is it to comprehend if the authors a girl or boy? I mean she wrote the word Skirt and Pretty into her profile."

Naomi: *Thinks* "Yeah but ya know the author could be a cross dresser."

Yuri: *smiles* "Or a really weird old man with an obsession of being a woman!"

Haruko: "That's stupid..."

Yuri: *sad face*

Shadow: "Stupid Hanyou..."

Sara: *frown* "Ah poo I can't believe were stuck together in chairs that are-"

Yuri: "Steal bolted!"

Sara: "Y-yes....steel bolted and we have no ideal where we are..."

Shadow: *thinks* "Man, this does suck!"

Everyone: "DUH!!!!!"

Back with Diana/Dirty D.....

Dirty D.: *fiddling with Kiaba's hair* "Kiaba poo.....my sweet heart, my eternal love, my main squeeze...."

Kiaba: -________-#

Dirty D.: *gets up and hands over mirror* "Well! What do you think!?"

Kiaba: O_______O

Dirty D.: *chibi face* "Cute isn't it!?"

Kiaba: O_______O

Yusuke: *walks in* "Hey does anyone know where......holy cripes? Dude! What on earth happened to you?!"

Kiaba: *has hair in many, many little pink pony tails* O__________O

Jin: *walks in* "So Yusuke I hope we can work out an agreement.......my lord! Man! What in the names of all that is well happened to you?"

Kiaba: *vain twitch* O__O#

Jin: *takes closer look* "Man, you're a freak...how could you let this woman to this to you?"

Kiaba: "S-she.........."

Yusuke: *turns head* "Hey where's that brood in the cat suit?" *makes girlish scream* "Ahhhh!"

Jin: *turns head* "Yusuke?"

(No Yusuke)

Jin: *confused look* "Where are you?"

Kiaba: *turns head slowly* "She coming......you hafts to go."

Jin: O___O "Huh? What are you-"

Kiaba: *turns head* "Leave!!!!!!!!"

*lights turn off*

FOOOOOOOOFFFFT!!

Jin: *starts to panic* "Kiaba?"

*feels on chair*

Jin: "Is that you Kiaba?" *feels chair*

Dirty D.: *smile*

Jin: O.O "Those are diffidently not Kiaba's..." *switches light on*

Dirty D.: "Surprise my lil Irish friend..."

Jin: *blood curdling scream* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Back with girls...

Yuna: *shoves all boys into one room* "And stay out!!!!!"

Boys: ?????

Yuna: *walks into another room filled with all the fan girls* "Okay...now there all gone...HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!!!! Amanda! What have you done!?"

Amanda: *has all fan girls tied up in ropes*

Hakura: "Tied us up! That's what the hyper additive one did!"

Candy: *nods head* "Yup! And with out patience either."

Nicki: *starts to wiggle a bit* "I think I have rope burns...."

Everyone: *turns head* "Okay..."

Yuna: *runs over to group of fan girls*

Amanda: *stands before her* "Hold a darn good second lil missy."

Yuna: "Lil....missy?"

Amanda: *squints eye's* "How do I know if you're really Yuna?"

Everyone: OoO "How could you not-"

Amanda: "SILENCE! Now is there proof that you are indeed the author Yuna?"

Yuna: *thinks* "Donno if there's proof."

Amanda: "Wait I know only the real Yuna would only react to this sentence in one way.....*smirk*

Yuan: "Okay...try me?"

Amanda: ".....I have taken you're man..."

Yuna: *eye twitches*

Amanda: "...Ryoga..."

Yuna: *disgusted look* "I...DELETE YOU!!!"

Amanda&tied up fan girls: "Huh?"

Yuna: "DELETE!"

Amanda: *poofs away* "Noooooooo...."

POOF

Everyone: OoO

Yuna: *huffs loudly*

Everyone: OoO

Shizu: "You...actually...deleted her..."

Everyone else: OoO

Yuna: *turuns head* "I had no choice...she stole...my Ryoga..."

Sicora: "Actually no."

Yuna: *head tilt*

Ayami: "She was just saying that so you can react in a.......bad sorta way."

Kimberly: *smiles* "Yeah...she didn't really think you were going to delete her though."

Koneko: *stares* "You didn't really delete her......did you?"

Yuna: ....

Pepper: *questioning stare* "Did you?"

Yuna: "....uh"

Tetsu: "Oh brother...."

Into the shadows....

Naraku: "Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku! They do not know what is coming however they will not haft to know....what is coming!"

Tea: -____- "Now that was horrible..."

Naraku: *glare but still continues to finish speech* "For you all see....I Naraku the demon king shall take hold of this-"

Tea: "Demon king? Now when did you become demon ki-"

Naraku: "SILENCE!!!!! Now I Naraku the demon king shall take hold of this story and take what is rightfully mine!!!!!!!!! Ku ku ku ku ku!!!!!"

Tea: *evil grin* "And they won't even know where coming..."

*both turn to one another*

Naraku&Tea: "KU KU KU KU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Yuna: "I....deleted her.....WHY!!!!!!!!!" *starts to cry a lot*

Kimberly: "Donno really but it had to be done..."

Koneko: *turns head* "No it didn't."

Kimberly: *smiles* "I know! I just wanted to say something!"

Koneko: -_______-# "Dim wit."

Sakuya: *sighs* "Aren't they all."

Ayami: *thinks* "I wonder what happened to Aya?"

Shizu: "Yeah...I haven't seen her since the 8th chapter."

Ayami&Shizu: "Weird..."

Sicora: "Ya know...another thing that's weird is the fact that Ryoga wasn't on the wheel of bishies with our men."

Nicki: *thinks* "True, and wasn't he with our men at the time?"

Hakura: "Yeah he was but who cares about Ryoga! I want my Jaken!"

Tetsu: "Yes, we all know that you want Jaken but it doesn't add up."

Pepper: *head tilt* "Whaddaya mean?"

Tesu: "What I'm trying to say is that things are unanswered and still we act as if we never questioned."

Klu: "Oh well! I mean there are more important things still out there like the fact the night is almost over! We need our beauty sleep!"

Nicki: "Yeah that is a big factor."

Klu: *sticks head up* "I am glad you agree with me."

Shizu: "Yeah but I still wonder if we will ever go on our dates...."

Sakuya: *turns head* "Never speak that way."

Candy: *thinks* "Yeah I mean these miner adventures are just the beginning...ther's probably a lot more stuff in the near future."

Ayami: "Mann I hope so....I mean it's not like I care or anything but I would also like to see the day where I go on my date."

Sicora: *smiles* "Yeah....me too. But I sometimes haft to wonder if Marik will ever go good..."

Koneko: "Any ways we rather not reminisce about the future and wait for the next chappie to come."

Pepper: "Yeah! Koneko you're right we should wait till the next chapter however if it takes twice as long as this chapter took to come out.....YUNA WILL PAY DEARLY!!!" (in demon mode)

Yuna: O.O "Okay.........but now is not the time....to talk about paying dearly....any who we gotta end it here."

Klu: "Bye bye!"

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