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Chapter 9

The New Arrivals and Well...Another Big Fight! (Dedicated to Dirty D.)

At the cafeteria.....

Mae: *walks in with map and five other people* "Hmmm, so it seems we must put the dollar in the "Vendy" machine...or else I'll cut off you're balls?"

Naomi: *gasp* "MY balls are going to be cut off!!!?" *starts to grab at jeans* "Not my balls!!!"

Everyone: -________-#

Shadow: *puts hand on head* "You have no balls....."

Naomi: *head tilt* "Oh? R-really? Then why did the funny looking map say-"

Shadow: "The map didn't say anything you ditz...."

Yuri: "Yah! *puts hand up* Mae did!!!"

Haruko: "Duh!!"

Naomi: *arranges thumb and index finger to an el* "Loser!"

Yuri: *pout*

Sara: *turns red* "Hey! Don't push her around!"

Yuri: ".......*thinks for a moment* YEAH!"

Sara: "And if you do you'll haft to go through me!"

Yuri: "YEAH!!!!! *steps up a foot* Right bud!"

Sara: *turns head* "Don't touch me...."

Yuri: *frown* "Just keepin' my distance.......*sticks tongue out*"

Naomi: *cute chibi form* "Meep!!!"

Everyone: O.o

Sara: *weird stare* "Oooooooooo.....kaaaaaaay."

Naomi: "Meep!"

Mae: *frown* "Back to business ladies." *puts dollar in Vendy machine* "Now were supposed to wait here for someth-"

(Trap door from floor)

Everyone: *screams* "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Mysterious voice: "Ku, Ku, Ku, Ku......*stands up and bumps head on ceiling* OW!!!!!!"

*Jaken and EVIL Marik walks in*

Jaken: *looks up* "Huh? What was that noise?"

EVIL Marik: *tense look* "Just the wind..."

Jaken: *confused look* "But master, that thing you're calling "Just the wind" could be a penitential foe. Primarily because it made sound and it-"

EVIL Marik: "JAKEN!! FOLLOW BEHIND ME LIKE THE AUTHOR SAYS!!!!!!!!"

Jaken: *follows after EVIL Marik* "Y-yes master..."

EVIL Marik: *resumes back to walking*

Jaken: "M-master, where are we going?"

EVIL Marik: *turns head* "Jaken........we are going to the cafeteria..."

Jaken: *head tilt* "Uh master, hate to brake it to you, but where already in the cafeteria..."

EVIL Marik: U.U "I know.....*shifty eyes* I'm hungry..."

Jaken: "But master...wasn't the chocolate moose I prepared you enough to fill you're appeti-"

EVIL Marik: "I SAID I WAS HUNGRY!!!!"

Jaken: *scared look* "Y-yes m-m-master Marik...." *follows behind*

Back with Girls...

Yuna: *smiles* "Now together, us ladies must stand together...and find our men!!!!!"

Everyone: *too busy talking*

Yuna: -____-# "It seems that, no one wants to leave the area.......ooooooooh cooooo hooooooossst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *puts hand on ear*

Pause

Yuna: -____-+ "I said.....OOOOOOHHH COOOO HOOOSSST!!!!!!!" *waits again*

Sakuya: *appears from the darkness* "She's not going to come..."

Yuna: "EEEK! Where you come from?"

Candy: *jumps on nearby chair* "A lil place called earth...where you come from Yuna?"

Yuna: -___-#

Pepper: *smacks head*

Sakuya: *sweat drop* "What she meant was where I was these few...passing moments."

Candy: *blank stare* "Oh..."

Ayami: *pops head from couch* "So where...have you been?"

Sakuya: "That is none of you're business."

Yuna: "Any wayz....what do you mean Aya won't come?"

Nicki: O.O "Aya's you're co-host!!!!!"

Everyone: *___*

Nicki: *confused look* "What I do?"

Yuna: *remarks sadly* "Yes, the monkey Aya...is my co-host."

Klu: *smirk* "Well I'm a Queen, so does that mean I'm author now?"

Amanda: -___-# "Don't push you're luck now Queeny..."

Klu: *eye blaze* "Queeny?!"

Candy: "Any who....lets go find Aya!"

Yuna: "NO!"

Candy&everyone else: $.$

Yuna: "WE HAFT TO FIND THE MEN...OUR MEN!!!!!"

Kimberly: *sigh* "And I just rented some movies..."

Tetsu: "Movies, Kim?"

Kimberly: "And?"

Koneko: *puts hand on head* "Oh brother..."

Hakura: *walks in from kitchen* "So where off to find the men?"

Pepper: *sigh* "Man...I HATE WALKING!!"

Ayami: *arches eyebrow* "Better than watchin' movies...am I right?"

(Kimberly: -_______-#)

Amanda: *raises arm up in air* "SO OFF WE GO!!!!!!!" *starts to jump about*

Sicora: "To find our men!"

Candy: *perky scream* "To bring them back!!!"

Nicki: "So that we can, *kicks leg up* Kick their-"

Sicora: *puts hand on Nicki's mouth* "You can't say that in a PG fic!"

Yuna: -____- "This isn't a PG fic..."

Sicora: "Oh...*takes hand off*"

Nicki: *pause* "AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

Everyone: P.P

Amanda: *thumbs up* "T-that was great..." *smiles*

Back with the Kiaba gang.....

Bakura: *studders* "Uh Kiaba, I was wondering, if we uhm...."

Ranma: *screams* "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE GOING!!!!!!!!!?"

Kiaba: "To the woman...I need to pay a certain little friend a visit....."

Mousse: *O*

Bakura: *eye pop* "BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO!!!"

Kiaba: *stops* "Where going to find...Yugi."

Mousse: "You're arch foe?"

Bakura: "The same Yugi who beat you, continental champion!?"

Ranma: "Yugi Moto! That short kid!!!!?"

Everyone: -_________-+

Mousse: *vain twitch* "Yes...the short kid."

Ranma: "Oh..."

Back with the girls...

Yuna: "SO OFF WE GO!!!!!!!!"

*starts to march as all of fan girls from behind march with*

Candy: "Hut two, three, four!!!"

Everyone: *sings* "Hut two, three, fourreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!"

Dirty D.: *sweat drop* "Uh...."

Yuna: "HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!!!!! D.D!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY MONKEYS! ARE YOU DOING!!?"

*D.D., in red cat suit, black torturing mask, wrist spikes, large black whip in right hand and left on bishie boooooootay!!!*

Klu: "INUYASHA!!!!!!!" *runs over to tied up Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *terrified* "W-w-who's that? K-kagome? I-i-is that y-y-you?"

Klu: *slap* "NO way!! Me a hussiling....hussy!!! Hmph!" *unties Inuyasha and un-blind folds him*

Inuyasha: *eye's open* "Kagome?"

Klu: -___-+ "Guess again lover boy...."

Inuyasha: "KLU!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rears claws* How'd you get hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Dirty D.: *gropes him* "I couldn't help myself....he's was akin' for it!"

Klu: *blazing eyes* "And you?"

Dirty D.: *smirk* "And I am.....wait!!!" *runs over to wall with a red button*

Beep!!!!

*wall opens and reveals a wheel of bishies!* (author: Ho ho ho ho hooo! ^o^)

Dirty D.: "I'm needin' a gropin'!!!" *turns wheel*

Boys on wheel (Sesshomaru, Koga, Kurama and Hiei): "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Click, click, click,....click!!!!

Dirty D.: *stops on Koga* "Hokay dog boy, let's see how loud you can howl!!!"

Shizu&Amanda: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Shizu: *stare*

Amanda: *stares back* "You're Koga?"

Shizu: *squints eyes* "Yes my Koga..."

Amanda: *turns head* "Hey Yuna!! Does that mean I Got Bakura!!!!!"

Yuna: *sweat drop* "You know that!!!"

Amanda: "Oh yeah...he he..."

Shizu: *steps back into position* "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dirty D.: *looks back at staring Shizu* "There's nothing you can do...*sob*...unless I have my bishie!!! There is nothing that can stop me...from groping bishies! I-"

*Kiaba, Bakura, Ranma and Mousse walks in*

Dirt D.: *squeals* "KIABA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiaba: "Uh, who are you?"

Back with EVIL Marik and Jaken...

EVIL Marik: *gobbles down jar of honey* "Yes sweets!!! I can't get enough!!!"

Jaken: *sighs* "Hmmm so I guess...were not going to kill the girls anytime soon?"

EVIL Marik: *gobbles down jar of pickles* "Yes, pickles!!!! I can't get enough!!!"

Jaken: *shakes head* "I don't believe it...I'm serving a complete incompetent-"

EVIL Marik: *smacks Jaken's head*

Jaken: XoX "Why m-master Marik!? WHY!!!!?"

Back with girls, Dirty D. and Kiaba...

Dirty D.: "KIABA SWEET-TUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiaba: "Sweet-Tums?" *turns head to Ranma, Bakura and Mousse*

Bakura: *thinks* "This is intresting..."

Ranma: *chuckles* "Sweet-Tums......man this is rich!!!!"

Kiaba: *starts to get irritated* "It's not t-true!"

Mousse: *pats back* "Its okay Kiaba...you know, having a girlfriend and all." *smile*

Kiaba: 0____0

Dirty D.: *walks over to Kiaba* "Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky...."

Mousse&Ranma&Bakura: *grin*

Kiaba: *confused stare* "But it's not trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

Dirty D.: *joyful tears* "Yay!"

Kiaba: *Turns around* "You, you there woman! Why do grope men's behind!!!!"

Dirty D.: *lick*

Kiaba: O.O

Everyone..and I mean everyone!: O_____O

Kiaba: *feels cheek* "A...lick?"

Dirty D.: *mega grin* "Meow!"

Kiaba: o___o

Koga: *walks away* "Have fun Kiaba boy!"

Kiaba: o_____o

Tetsu: So it seems hat Dirty D. Has found her main squea-"

*Jaken and EVIL Marik...walks in*

Everyone: OoO

Candy&Pepper: *turns on twighlight music on*

TING DING DING DING, TING DING DING DING, TING DING DING DING!!!!!!!!

Sakuya: -.- "Now this is all just plain weird..."

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Yuna: *mouth is open* "I can't believe I let the whole....ENTIRE CAST MEET AT ONE PLACE!!!!! *hits head* I'M AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!"

Nicki: *pats arm* "We already knew that..."

Yuna: *glare*

Hakura: *happy grin* "Sir Jaken has arrived....yay."

Sakuya: *secretly smirks in darkness* "And so has Lord Sesshomaru..."

Candy: *jumps about with Amanda* "Kurama and Bakura have arrived!!!!!"

Sicora: *smiles* "Marik....."

Nicki: *does little dance* "Mousse has come!!!"

Shizu: "But more importantly...my cocky little Koga has arrived. *grin* Sooooo happy!"

Klu: "My little inu...."

Ayami: "Now my turn....my little Hiei!!! ......YAY!!!"

Tetsu: "Marik...."

Sicora: *glare*

*walks over to Tetsu*

Sicora: "You're Marik?"

Tetsu: "Yes my Marik..."

Kimberly: "OHHH Looks likes there's going to be a wittle fight!!!"

*everyobody crowds in*

Yuna: *runs in between* "NO FIGHTS UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!"

Koneko: *frown* "And I was really hopin' she's arrive too late...oh well."

Pepper: *frown* "Damn!"

Yuna: *gasp* "So no fighting until the next chappie ok-"

Amanda: "DOG PILE!!!!"

Yuna: *looks up* "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

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R&R!! Okay just to tell you I'm still in a bit of writers block and will still be able to receive some info from people who want to be in the story or people who have some suggestions!

Toddles! ^.^