Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ Transportation Commence! ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
They begin their adventure here... in this chapter... right now... not later... Mojo jojo is taking over my body...
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 916 | Visits: 586 | Status: Completed
They begin their adventure here... in this chapter... right now... not later... Mojo jojo is taking over my body...
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 916 | Visits: 586 | Status: Completed
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie! Guess who I am! That's right! I'm the author! That's cause I rule! Okay... just to let you know... none of the stuff that happens in the story has happened in real life to these characters (yes they are real) Read this Fanfic and review it! I must have reviews! MWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
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Our story begins with two little lambs... hey! Wait a second! What does this have to do with this story?! You evil lambs are ruining my story! You must pay for what you have done! *pulls out a wolf* TAKE THAT!!! ATTACK!!! *wolf runs toward lambs with fangs bared then suddenly stops, smiles, and hugs the lambs* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ATTACKING THEM!!! *wolf holds up sign that says 'Peace not war'* Peace huh? I'll show you PIECES OF YOU!!! *begins to beat the crap out of the wolf and lambs as the camera moves over to a carnival where Shawn, Karen, Jessica, and Johnathan are getting off of the Gee Wizz*
"Ooooooooohhhhh Idy didy didy didy didy didy di! Jessica and Karen begin but are cut off as Shawn and Johnathan grab people who just happened to be walking by, and threw them at the two girls knocking them unconscious. Then they tied ropes around Karen and Jessica and began running through the crowded carnival and purposely bashing them into booths, concessions, and rides.
After a while, they started getting tired.
"I don't think I can take another step" Johnathan said
You're supposed to say you're getting tired.
"I am? Okay! I'm getting tired"
*slap* That's what I just said! Weren't you listening?!
"But you told m-"
*slap* Silence!
After about 20 minutes of Johnathan getting slapped and Shawn wearing a skirt and holding pom-poms and cheering the narrator on…
"I wasn't doing that!" Shawn exclaimed as he attempted to hide his pom poms.
Yes you were!
"..."
Suddenly Karen shot up, "We're trying to be unconscious here you know!"
"I didn't know that." Johnathan said
Jessica then slapped him from the place she was laying "Now you do!"
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*sigh* This is boring... I MUST GET THE MAIN PART OF THE STORY STARTED!!! Wait! I know! *casts a spell on the four demented friends that makes them have diarrhea*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Must... find... PORT-A-POTTY!!!" Karen screamed while the others ran toward four port-a-pottys that magically appeared out of nowhere.
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"Do you think it's safe to go in them?" Johnathan asked, "What if the reason we couldn't see them before is because they were magically put here to take us somewhere else?"
Everyone stared at him.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Jessica said, "I'm going in!" Jessica entered the port-a-potty and screamed
"Jessica?! Are you okay?" Karen asked
"Yeah..."
"Crap..." Johnathan said quietly to himself.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Jessica yelled, "Hey! Guess what! These port-a-pottys can flush!"
"Cool! I wanna flush a port-a-potty toilet!" Johnathan yelled.
"No! Me first! Me first!" Karen said as she dashed for one of the port-a-pottys.
"I want to flush one first!" Shawn yelled as he tried to push Johnathan and Karen out of the way to get into a port-a-potty before they did. But it was too late... Jessica had already flushed the port-a-potty she was in so the others didn't get to flush first.
"Aww..." Karen sighed, "Oh well... I GET SECOND FLUUUUSH!!!" Karen ran into the port-a-potty, did her business, and flushed the port-a-potty.
Johnathan called third, but Shawn had beat him to it and flushed before Johnathan even had a chance. Finally Johnathan went into the last port-a-potty did his business and flushed the port-a-potty
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Jessica was the first to come out of the port-a-pottys but didn't notice her surroundings.
"DARNET! IT HAD A FLUSHER, BUT NO SINK!!! How mean can they get..."
Suddenly she realized she wasn't in the carnival anymore.
"Hey... I'm not in the carnival anymore..."
See? Wha'd I tell you?
"You said that I realized I wasn't in the carnival anymore."
THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!
"Oh..." Then the others arrived in the port-a-pottys.
"Hey... where are we?" Shawn asked
"IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU!!!" Karen yelled.
"I'm gonna flush it again!" Johnathan said, but the port-a-pottys disappeared before he could reach them, "Those were cool port-a-pottys.. the one I was in was my friend."
Johnathan looked up and realized that everyone was staring at him.
"What? What did I say?" he asked
"What are you gonna do next?! Fall in love with it?!"
Johnathan holds up his hand and there's a ring on his finger, Karen then throws a rock at him. "YOU SICKO!!!"
Jessica begins to have a vision, "Shh! Quiet! Ooooooooooohhhh... that's music to my ears!"
"Huh?" Shawn asked then puts his ear to Jessica's ear to find out what's going on with her, suddenly he begins screaming and his ears burst into flames.
"What is it?!" Karen and Johnathan asked
"IT'S MODONNA!!!" Shawn replied trying to fix his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Everyone but Jessica screamed
Suddenly Johnathan grabs Karen and begins hitting Jessica with her.
"HEY!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!" Karen screamed at Johnathan
Shawn then grabs Karen and starts hitting Jessica with her.
"GRRRR!!! STOP THAT!!!" Karen yelled again and Shawn puts her down because Jessica's unconscious. Karen is all beat up and bruised from being used to hit Jessica.
"I'm gonna get you back for this, guys... I REALLY am..." Karen said with a mouthful of gauze and band-aids all over her face, "Somehow... someway... I'm gonna get you back for this..."
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Our story begins with two little lambs... hey! Wait a second! What does this have to do with this story?! You evil lambs are ruining my story! You must pay for what you have done! *pulls out a wolf* TAKE THAT!!! ATTACK!!! *wolf runs toward lambs with fangs bared then suddenly stops, smiles, and hugs the lambs* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ATTACKING THEM!!! *wolf holds up sign that says 'Peace not war'* Peace huh? I'll show you PIECES OF YOU!!! *begins to beat the crap out of the wolf and lambs as the camera moves over to a carnival where Shawn, Karen, Jessica, and Johnathan are getting off of the Gee Wizz*
"Ooooooooohhhhh Idy didy didy didy didy didy di! Jessica and Karen begin but are cut off as Shawn and Johnathan grab people who just happened to be walking by, and threw them at the two girls knocking them unconscious. Then they tied ropes around Karen and Jessica and began running through the crowded carnival and purposely bashing them into booths, concessions, and rides.
After a while, they started getting tired.
"I don't think I can take another step" Johnathan said
You're supposed to say you're getting tired.
"I am? Okay! I'm getting tired"
*slap* That's what I just said! Weren't you listening?!
"But you told m-"
*slap* Silence!
After about 20 minutes of Johnathan getting slapped and Shawn wearing a skirt and holding pom-poms and cheering the narrator on…
"I wasn't doing that!" Shawn exclaimed as he attempted to hide his pom poms.
Yes you were!
"..."
Suddenly Karen shot up, "We're trying to be unconscious here you know!"
"I didn't know that." Johnathan said
Jessica then slapped him from the place she was laying "Now you do!"
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*sigh* This is boring... I MUST GET THE MAIN PART OF THE STORY STARTED!!! Wait! I know! *casts a spell on the four demented friends that makes them have diarrhea*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Must... find... PORT-A-POTTY!!!" Karen screamed while the others ran toward four port-a-pottys that magically appeared out of nowhere.
********************************************************* **************
"Do you think it's safe to go in them?" Johnathan asked, "What if the reason we couldn't see them before is because they were magically put here to take us somewhere else?"
Everyone stared at him.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Jessica said, "I'm going in!" Jessica entered the port-a-potty and screamed
"Jessica?! Are you okay?" Karen asked
"Yeah..."
"Crap..." Johnathan said quietly to himself.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Jessica yelled, "Hey! Guess what! These port-a-pottys can flush!"
"Cool! I wanna flush a port-a-potty toilet!" Johnathan yelled.
"No! Me first! Me first!" Karen said as she dashed for one of the port-a-pottys.
"I want to flush one first!" Shawn yelled as he tried to push Johnathan and Karen out of the way to get into a port-a-potty before they did. But it was too late... Jessica had already flushed the port-a-potty she was in so the others didn't get to flush first.
"Aww..." Karen sighed, "Oh well... I GET SECOND FLUUUUSH!!!" Karen ran into the port-a-potty, did her business, and flushed the port-a-potty.
Johnathan called third, but Shawn had beat him to it and flushed before Johnathan even had a chance. Finally Johnathan went into the last port-a-potty did his business and flushed the port-a-potty
***************************************************** ******************
Jessica was the first to come out of the port-a-pottys but didn't notice her surroundings.
"DARNET! IT HAD A FLUSHER, BUT NO SINK!!! How mean can they get..."
Suddenly she realized she wasn't in the carnival anymore.
"Hey... I'm not in the carnival anymore..."
See? Wha'd I tell you?
"You said that I realized I wasn't in the carnival anymore."
THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!
"Oh..." Then the others arrived in the port-a-pottys.
"Hey... where are we?" Shawn asked
"IF I KNEW I WOULD TELL YOU!!!" Karen yelled.
"I'm gonna flush it again!" Johnathan said, but the port-a-pottys disappeared before he could reach them, "Those were cool port-a-pottys.. the one I was in was my friend."
Johnathan looked up and realized that everyone was staring at him.
"What? What did I say?" he asked
"What are you gonna do next?! Fall in love with it?!"
Johnathan holds up his hand and there's a ring on his finger, Karen then throws a rock at him. "YOU SICKO!!!"
Jessica begins to have a vision, "Shh! Quiet! Ooooooooooohhhh... that's music to my ears!"
"Huh?" Shawn asked then puts his ear to Jessica's ear to find out what's going on with her, suddenly he begins screaming and his ears burst into flames.
"What is it?!" Karen and Johnathan asked
"IT'S MODONNA!!!" Shawn replied trying to fix his ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Everyone but Jessica screamed
Suddenly Johnathan grabs Karen and begins hitting Jessica with her.
"HEY!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!" Karen screamed at Johnathan
Shawn then grabs Karen and starts hitting Jessica with her.
"GRRRR!!! STOP THAT!!!" Karen yelled again and Shawn puts her down because Jessica's unconscious. Karen is all beat up and bruised from being used to hit Jessica.
"I'm gonna get you back for this, guys... I REALLY am..." Karen said with a mouthful of gauze and band-aids all over her face, "Somehow... someway... I'm gonna get you back for this..."