Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Game is Cat and Mouse ❯ game3b ( Chapter 5 )

begin part3b friends

Akane and Shampoo are walking away from Saotome Nodoka's house.

Shampoo grabs Akane's arm and demands, "Tell Shampoo NOW!"

"I shouldn't tell you anything Shampoo, It is a private matter between Ranma and his mother, but if you do not know, you _could_ kill Ranma, so I am going to tell you. This is a secret, do NOT tell anybody else, OK?" Akane demands.

Akane then explains Ranma's problem with his mother.

"Shampoo see now. We let Ranma tell Mother-In-Law about curse, yes."

"She is not your mother-in-law, Shampoo, you heard her." Akane angrily says.

"Shampoo find way," Shampoo replies angrily. "Shampoo not Akane's friend."

"I'm not your friend either," is Akane's come back. "Why, Shampoo, did you come back then?" Akane says as she smiles.

"Shampoo has reasons. Plan was to humiliate Pervert Girl. Shampoo want Violent Girl to _SEE_ Ranma marry Shampoo." Shampoo looks at Akane who is getting angry very rapidly and continues, "Shampoo save Akane's life so next time Shampoo have date Akane no ruin."

"I saved your life first, Shampoo, so we are even." Akane glares at Shampoo.

The two walk a little bit glaring at each other. "Shampoo have question. Where did Akane get lighter to start black Happosai bombs?" Akane pulls out a mouse sized lighter.

"It was with the weapons." She says as she thinks, 'watching Genma hide and pull out his signs helped, too.'

They walk some more.

Shampoo stops walking, smiles, and begins talking, "Shampoo have plan. Plan will save Husband's life from Mother-In-Law. Need Pervert Girl's help to do it. Akane help save Ranma's life?"

"If it will save his life, I will listen, Shampoo."

"Good, Akane doesn't do much in plan. Just make sure nobodies stop Shampoo from being with husband tonight."

Shampoo pauses then says, "Plan might take a couple nights, even with fertility potion. So, Akane, make sure Shampoo no interrupted when with Husband for two, three nights."

Akane in a dangerously low voice asks, "Just what are you going to be doing with Ranma?"

Shampoo in a somewhat surprised tone replies , "Shampoo and Husband make baby. Husband proved to be man when Wife have baby. Mother-In-Law no kill. Is good plan, YES?"

Shampoo looks at Akane. "WHY YOU GLOWING?!?"

As the two friends (I did say they were friends, right?) begin a _CALM_ and _FRIENDLY_ discussion about pre-marital sex and pregnancy, I will end this chapter.

end part 3b end ch3

thank you for reading

jeff shelton