Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Isn't college fun? ❯ Drunken not-so fun, fun ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Isn't college fun?
yuki_chan_89
Chapter 3
I don't own Ranma.
Briskly she located his clasrooms and explained how the schedule worked. "Umm, I'm down the hall in room 219, in case...you know..." she finished. Ranma smiled, "Thanks Akane, I appreciate it." Akane felt a blush start in her face, but forced it down. When had Ranma gotten so nice? It was creepy. She said as much to him, "What happened while you were gone, you're being so nice it's creepy!" Ranma flicked her and laughed, "I can be mean if you want, macho chick." He got a smack for his efforts. "Or not...see you later Akane." He walked in to his art classroom and viewed his new classmates. With a start of recognition he yelled, "Ryoga! Long time no see! How're you--" He barely dodged Ryoga's first blow. He caught the second and pined him in the third. "Ranma..." he said darkly when Ranma released him. "How dare you attend this school. You know full well Akane comes here." Ranma sighed, "No, I didn't, but I do now. After all, I got stuck living in the same room as her." Ryoga froze in complete shock and gaped like an oxygen deprived fish. Ranma could feel his rage building and said hastily, "She would love for you to visit, why don't you stop by today?"
Shimo was waiting for her. "You never came over yesterday!" she whined. "I got lonely!" Akane laughed and asked, "So who did you invite over in my place?" Shimo blushed, "And who said I did?" Akane just raised an eyebrow at her response. "Alright," Shimo sighed, face beet-red. "You know me too well, it was this cutie named Atari. He's super yummy...But! We didn't do anything naughty, so get your head out of the gutter!" Akane laughed and threw her pen at Shimo. "Oh! Before I forget, there's this super hot guy I met. Oh my god, you wouldn't believe! If I could tie him up and eat him with whip cream...don't think I wouldn't, either! He's majoring in art, and super shy. What was his name again--?" Akane yawned, "Are you gonna stalk him too?" "Oh yeah!! Ryoga Hibiki! That was the name, I can't believe I forgot it!" Akane bolted up, "Wha?!"
"So why are you here, Ryoga? I didn't know you liked art." Ryoga glared, "Well I do. What of it?" Ranma stretched, "Just trying to make conversation, there's no need to get hostile. Jeez...hey, did you ever cure your P-chan prob?" Ryoga clenched his fists. "Not exactly, but I will soon enough. Do you want to bring up more things that depress me, or have you had your fill?" Ranma laughed, "You're so boring, Ryoga. Lighten up already. I'm not here to fight you or make you remember unpleasant things; I'm just here for art. Plain and simple." "Yeah, well, I think that's what we're all here for."
(A/N: I am not in college, what the hell do I know? How about this, let's pretend I know what they do, and that classes are now over, okies? Sweet...) Ranma crawled into the dorm lazily, dragging his feet behind him dramatically. "Augh...so tired..." he moaned. He butted his head against the door and fell in when Ryoga opened it. Akane smiled from the kitchen. "I can't believe you come here! Why didn't you visit before?" Ryoga tried to shut the door on Ranma's face, but Ranma slipped in with a hiss. Ryoga blushed, "Er..well, I tried to, but..." (From the floor) Ranma laughed and asked, "You got lost didn't you?" Ryoga grit his teeth and replied, "Yes. It so happens I did." Ranma crawled to his bed, "Oh well, now your here, that's all that matters to Akane. I don't really care, myself."
There was an urgent knock on the door. "AKANE!" a voice said shrilly. "Open up, I have big news!" Akane cleaned off her hands and opened the door. Shimo popped in. "Par-taaay!!" She spotted Ryoga and her eyes widened. "Ryoga-kun! What're you doing here?" To Akane in a low, playful voice, "You dirty little hussy!" Ranma rolled over and said, "Hey Shimo-san!" Shimo waved at him and declared, "Well this looks like a delightful threesome, mind if I join?" Akane hit her over the head, Ranma didn't look like he quite got it and Ryoga blushed so hard it appeared steam was coming from his ears. "What's a threesome?" Ranma asked curiously. Shimo chuckled delightedly and wickedly let her white tank top to slip off one shoulder as she approached the bed. Twirling her hair and licking her lips suggestively she whispered, "Why don't I show you?" She looked behind her at Ryouga with a grin and said, "But I'll need Ryouga-kun to help out..."
Shimo sensed Akane's boiling rage so she laughed and slid off Ranma's bed and yelled, "JUST KIDDING!" Akane was biting her nails. Shimo was so--weird. She knew how to embarrass Akane fully and then pass it off, smoothly, as a joke in a second. It drove Akane crazy--even if, admittedly, she did laugh about it later. Shimo sighed happily and said, "So anyways...PARTAY! There's a party tonight and you, of course, are coming." Akane narrowed her eyes, "Not on your life." Shimo wheedled her, "Well...there may be some important people there, who may, you know, be delish..." Akane shook her head and said stubbournly, "No."
Ranma bolted up, "What?! But you have to Akane, you and Ryouga should go. Ryouga, tell Akane she should loosen up a bit and have fun." Shimo smiled encouragingly, "You know you want to, Akane." Ryouga blushed and asked, "Do you want to go to the party with me, Akane?" Akane felt colour rise in her face and she replied, "Umm...sure. I'd like that Ryouga." Shimo cackled, "Purr-fect, let's go!" "Wa-wait! I need to change!" Akane stuttered. Shimo laughed, "It's a dorm party, who the hell really cares? We get sloshed and dance around drunkly." She grabbed Ranma and led him out, "You can be my date for this evening, seeing as we're both single au moment." Ryouga waited for Akane and then said shyly, "You're pretty in anything you wear, Akane." Akane thanked him mechanically, dreading getting drunk which was inevitable. Her secret would come out if she did...
"'Sup? This is the first time I've seen you at one of our little get-togethers, what's your name?" The guy grinned, "I'm Towa." "Akane." "Akane? I've heard about you! You're that super strong chick who always breaks the punching bag when she's pissed. We should get together sometime." "Uh, sure. Excuse me. Shimo!" Ranma and Shimo were dancing, Ryouga had gone to find the bathroom an hour ago, and Akane was getting hit on by drunk guys. I still haven't had too much...phew, I'd hate to start acting like an idiot. "Huh? Oh hey Akane, where's Ryouga-kun?" Akane sighed, suddenly deflated, "I thought you would know, I can't find him anywhere." Shimo giggled and waved at Towa. "Well here, you can borrow my date for a sec while I go chat. Dance a little and drink some more." Shim grabbed her cup and forced Akane to drink it all. Akane coughed and Ranma patted her back.
"You okay Akane?" Ah shit. I forgot I'm a light weight, I'm so screwed! She hiccoughed, "Oooo, let's dance, Ranma! I like dancing, it's fun. Fun, fun, fun! Wheee! Ranma? Can I have a sip o' yours, I'm thirsty?" "Umm..sure Akane, just be careful..." "Shush you, let's dance!" Ranmas obligingly wrapped his arms around her as they grinded to fast, pulsing music. " Ranma...?" "Hmm?" "I've got a secret to tell you..." "Oh? What's the secret?" Akane giggled and rubbed her face against his, whispering loudly, "I am a kitty-cat, meow!" Ranma tensed and she licked his face and snuggled against him. Ranma nervously tried to back away and Akane grabbed his face gently and kissed him, thoroughly. She released him and wandered away, laughing and swaying her hips, singing, "La la la la..." Shimo glanced up and groaned, "Sorry Towa, my friend has this nasty habit of kissing people when she gets drunk and I really should tell her roommate to take her home or she'll be angry tomorrow." Towa looked Akane over with a smirk, "Sure, I'll keep that in mind." Shimo didn't hear him as she strode unsteadily towards Ranma.
Ranma was in shock, his mouth still moist from Akane's kiss. When Shimo came up to him he barely grasped what she was saying. Finally, he understood and nodded goodnight, grabbing Akane and stopping her from kissing Towa. Towa growled and stood up to glare at Ranma. "What the fuck's your problem, man?" Ranma smiled sweetly, "Touch my roomate and I make it my problem, got it?" Akane waved and piggybacked on Ranma's back. "Whee, nighty-night Shimo, luv yaaaa!"
yuki_chan_89
Chapter 3
I don't own Ranma.
Briskly she located his clasrooms and explained how the schedule worked. "Umm, I'm down the hall in room 219, in case...you know..." she finished. Ranma smiled, "Thanks Akane, I appreciate it." Akane felt a blush start in her face, but forced it down. When had Ranma gotten so nice? It was creepy. She said as much to him, "What happened while you were gone, you're being so nice it's creepy!" Ranma flicked her and laughed, "I can be mean if you want, macho chick." He got a smack for his efforts. "Or not...see you later Akane." He walked in to his art classroom and viewed his new classmates. With a start of recognition he yelled, "Ryoga! Long time no see! How're you--" He barely dodged Ryoga's first blow. He caught the second and pined him in the third. "Ranma..." he said darkly when Ranma released him. "How dare you attend this school. You know full well Akane comes here." Ranma sighed, "No, I didn't, but I do now. After all, I got stuck living in the same room as her." Ryoga froze in complete shock and gaped like an oxygen deprived fish. Ranma could feel his rage building and said hastily, "She would love for you to visit, why don't you stop by today?"
Shimo was waiting for her. "You never came over yesterday!" she whined. "I got lonely!" Akane laughed and asked, "So who did you invite over in my place?" Shimo blushed, "And who said I did?" Akane just raised an eyebrow at her response. "Alright," Shimo sighed, face beet-red. "You know me too well, it was this cutie named Atari. He's super yummy...But! We didn't do anything naughty, so get your head out of the gutter!" Akane laughed and threw her pen at Shimo. "Oh! Before I forget, there's this super hot guy I met. Oh my god, you wouldn't believe! If I could tie him up and eat him with whip cream...don't think I wouldn't, either! He's majoring in art, and super shy. What was his name again--?" Akane yawned, "Are you gonna stalk him too?" "Oh yeah!! Ryoga Hibiki! That was the name, I can't believe I forgot it!" Akane bolted up, "Wha?!"
"So why are you here, Ryoga? I didn't know you liked art." Ryoga glared, "Well I do. What of it?" Ranma stretched, "Just trying to make conversation, there's no need to get hostile. Jeez...hey, did you ever cure your P-chan prob?" Ryoga clenched his fists. "Not exactly, but I will soon enough. Do you want to bring up more things that depress me, or have you had your fill?" Ranma laughed, "You're so boring, Ryoga. Lighten up already. I'm not here to fight you or make you remember unpleasant things; I'm just here for art. Plain and simple." "Yeah, well, I think that's what we're all here for."
(A/N: I am not in college, what the hell do I know? How about this, let's pretend I know what they do, and that classes are now over, okies? Sweet...) Ranma crawled into the dorm lazily, dragging his feet behind him dramatically. "Augh...so tired..." he moaned. He butted his head against the door and fell in when Ryoga opened it. Akane smiled from the kitchen. "I can't believe you come here! Why didn't you visit before?" Ryoga tried to shut the door on Ranma's face, but Ranma slipped in with a hiss. Ryoga blushed, "Er..well, I tried to, but..." (From the floor) Ranma laughed and asked, "You got lost didn't you?" Ryoga grit his teeth and replied, "Yes. It so happens I did." Ranma crawled to his bed, "Oh well, now your here, that's all that matters to Akane. I don't really care, myself."
There was an urgent knock on the door. "AKANE!" a voice said shrilly. "Open up, I have big news!" Akane cleaned off her hands and opened the door. Shimo popped in. "Par-taaay!!" She spotted Ryoga and her eyes widened. "Ryoga-kun! What're you doing here?" To Akane in a low, playful voice, "You dirty little hussy!" Ranma rolled over and said, "Hey Shimo-san!" Shimo waved at him and declared, "Well this looks like a delightful threesome, mind if I join?" Akane hit her over the head, Ranma didn't look like he quite got it and Ryoga blushed so hard it appeared steam was coming from his ears. "What's a threesome?" Ranma asked curiously. Shimo chuckled delightedly and wickedly let her white tank top to slip off one shoulder as she approached the bed. Twirling her hair and licking her lips suggestively she whispered, "Why don't I show you?" She looked behind her at Ryouga with a grin and said, "But I'll need Ryouga-kun to help out..."
Shimo sensed Akane's boiling rage so she laughed and slid off Ranma's bed and yelled, "JUST KIDDING!" Akane was biting her nails. Shimo was so--weird. She knew how to embarrass Akane fully and then pass it off, smoothly, as a joke in a second. It drove Akane crazy--even if, admittedly, she did laugh about it later. Shimo sighed happily and said, "So anyways...PARTAY! There's a party tonight and you, of course, are coming." Akane narrowed her eyes, "Not on your life." Shimo wheedled her, "Well...there may be some important people there, who may, you know, be delish..." Akane shook her head and said stubbournly, "No."
Ranma bolted up, "What?! But you have to Akane, you and Ryouga should go. Ryouga, tell Akane she should loosen up a bit and have fun." Shimo smiled encouragingly, "You know you want to, Akane." Ryouga blushed and asked, "Do you want to go to the party with me, Akane?" Akane felt colour rise in her face and she replied, "Umm...sure. I'd like that Ryouga." Shimo cackled, "Purr-fect, let's go!" "Wa-wait! I need to change!" Akane stuttered. Shimo laughed, "It's a dorm party, who the hell really cares? We get sloshed and dance around drunkly." She grabbed Ranma and led him out, "You can be my date for this evening, seeing as we're both single au moment." Ryouga waited for Akane and then said shyly, "You're pretty in anything you wear, Akane." Akane thanked him mechanically, dreading getting drunk which was inevitable. Her secret would come out if she did...
"'Sup? This is the first time I've seen you at one of our little get-togethers, what's your name?" The guy grinned, "I'm Towa." "Akane." "Akane? I've heard about you! You're that super strong chick who always breaks the punching bag when she's pissed. We should get together sometime." "Uh, sure. Excuse me. Shimo!" Ranma and Shimo were dancing, Ryouga had gone to find the bathroom an hour ago, and Akane was getting hit on by drunk guys. I still haven't had too much...phew, I'd hate to start acting like an idiot. "Huh? Oh hey Akane, where's Ryouga-kun?" Akane sighed, suddenly deflated, "I thought you would know, I can't find him anywhere." Shimo giggled and waved at Towa. "Well here, you can borrow my date for a sec while I go chat. Dance a little and drink some more." Shim grabbed her cup and forced Akane to drink it all. Akane coughed and Ranma patted her back.
"You okay Akane?" Ah shit. I forgot I'm a light weight, I'm so screwed! She hiccoughed, "Oooo, let's dance, Ranma! I like dancing, it's fun. Fun, fun, fun! Wheee! Ranma? Can I have a sip o' yours, I'm thirsty?" "Umm..sure Akane, just be careful..." "Shush you, let's dance!" Ranmas obligingly wrapped his arms around her as they grinded to fast, pulsing music. " Ranma...?" "Hmm?" "I've got a secret to tell you..." "Oh? What's the secret?" Akane giggled and rubbed her face against his, whispering loudly, "I am a kitty-cat, meow!" Ranma tensed and she licked his face and snuggled against him. Ranma nervously tried to back away and Akane grabbed his face gently and kissed him, thoroughly. She released him and wandered away, laughing and swaying her hips, singing, "La la la la..." Shimo glanced up and groaned, "Sorry Towa, my friend has this nasty habit of kissing people when she gets drunk and I really should tell her roommate to take her home or she'll be angry tomorrow." Towa looked Akane over with a smirk, "Sure, I'll keep that in mind." Shimo didn't hear him as she strode unsteadily towards Ranma.
Ranma was in shock, his mouth still moist from Akane's kiss. When Shimo came up to him he barely grasped what she was saying. Finally, he understood and nodded goodnight, grabbing Akane and stopping her from kissing Towa. Towa growled and stood up to glare at Ranma. "What the fuck's your problem, man?" Ranma smiled sweetly, "Touch my roomate and I make it my problem, got it?" Akane waved and piggybacked on Ranma's back. "Whee, nighty-night Shimo, luv yaaaa!"