Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 1/2 ❯ A letter to home! True love relized ( Chapter 1 )

A brown-haired man, wearing a black DBZ shirt, an open Hawaii shirt, Hawaiian shorts, and a red baseball hat backwards, turns on and speaks into a camera.

"Hey dudes, what's up? I just brought this camera and thought I'd make this note a video note. How are things going? Heard the movie bombed and that sucks. Nothing's changed since my last letter. Ranma still turns into a girl when splashed with cold water and is still being pursued by those crazy girls, although Shampoo is a good looking one. And Akane is still being pursued by Kuno and the endless-brainless wanderer Ryoga Habbiki. And for once, its all been quite here. No fighting between Ranma and Akane and all. Maybe they'll finally calm down and admit how they feel…"

*SMASH*

"Or not. Excuse me." He said as he left the camera on. Even though we can't see anything, we can still hear everything.

"What happened this time?"

"HER COOKING TRIED TO KILL ME!" Ranma said.

"RANMA! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!" Akane replied.

"Have you ever tried your own cooking?" The man asked. Akane then stomped towards Brian.

"Wait! I WAS JOKING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then, we hear WHAM! "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now I'll never have kids."

"RANMA! WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY MAKE FUN OF MY COOKING?!" Akane said. "I DO THINGS FOR YOU THAT I WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO AND YOU STILL MAKE FUN OF ME YOU IDIOT!"

"Where are Soun and Genma?" Brian said.

"When they found out Akane is cooking because Kasumi is on a date with Dr. Tofu they hi-tailed it." Nabiki said.

"Wise choice." Brian said.

"WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER YOU UNCUTE TOMBOY?!" Ranma said.

"ITS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" Akane said.

"AND I LOVE YOU TOO!" Ranma said. Then we hear gasps from the two.

"Could you quiet… WAIT! WHAT?! FINALLY! God, I didn't think you'd finally admit it." The man said. However, we still hear silence. "Um, I think this is where I'll leave you two to think about it." The man said as he left. He went back into his room and faced the camera again.

"THEY DID IT! THEY FINALLY ADMITTED IT! Well, Genma said that if they ever set a date for a wedding, I can invite up to two people from the states, and I want to invite you guys. Enclosed in the envelope with this tape will be two tickets to Japan and we'll pick you up at the Tokyo International Airport. We'll see you there. This is Brian Smiley singing off. Oh, and SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH!"

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A few days later at the airport, Brian, Ranma, Nabiki, Genma, Soun, Happosai, and Kassumi were walking towards the terminal of the flight Brian's friends took.

"Ok, why's the freak here?" Brian asked.

"Why do you think my boy?" Happosai. "The airport is a place to meet new people from exotic lands, to see new clutters…"

"And girls in short and tight flight uniforms." Ranma finished.

"Maybe…" Happosai said as he grabbed a bucket of water splashed Ranma, turning him into a girl.

"But I prefer what I have with me." The chibbi perverted old man said as he grabbed Ranma all over the place. Her response…

*CRASH*

…was to punch the old man so hard, he flew through the window.

"Good thing I warned them about him." Brian said.

"How much did you tell your friends?" Akane asked.

"Everything." Brian said,

"EVERYTHING?!" The group shouted in shock.

"Hey, hey, hey. I trust them. Besides, they went through some weird adventures themselves." Brian said.

"Like?" Nabiki asked.

"Well, there was one time they tried to stop a movie being made based on a comic book they were in…" However, Brian was interrupted buy what sounded like…

"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Only in song.

"That's them." Brian said.

"Mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noise, noise, noise. Smokin' weed, smokin' weed…" The person with long blond hair, in a red cap and an opened shirt with a short, fat man with a beard, a baseball hat he wears backwards, and an over coat came out.

"Doin' coke, drinking beers!" Brian said for the blonde man.

"$15 bucks little man, puts the stuff in your hand. My jungle love." The blonde man said.

"OREO, OREO, OREO!" The two said.

"Man, its great to see you guys again." Brian said.

"Same here man, so, how's the fucking exchange program?" The blonde man asked.

"Its good so far…" Brian said.

"Um, aren't you going to introduce us?" Nabiki asked.

"NABIKI!" Kasumi said in shock.

"My bad, these are my friends from New Jersey."

"I'm Jay and this is my heterolifemate, Silent Bob." The blonde man said.

"Guys, these are my friends and the people I've been staying with the past few months. This is Ranma, Genma, Nabiki, Soun, Kasumi, and Akane." Brian said.

"Didn't we see some dude fly by before we landed?" Jay asked and Bob nodded.

"That was Happosai after getting Akane mad." Brian said. However, Jay kept looking at Ranma.

"Hey red, ever had your asshole eaten by a fat man in a over coat?" Jay said trying to get her a date with Silent Bob. Bob just looked at him angrily and Brian just face faulted.

"Jay, don't you remember what I told you about Ranma?" Brian asked.

"No." Jay said.

"Not surprising." Brian said as he splashed hot water on Ranma.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S A GUY!" Jay said freaking out. Ranma had a way to calm him down…

*WHAM*

…by hitting him so hard, he flew to the other end of the airport.

"How does he know Japanese?" Ranma asked.

"I advised them to learn while stoned, you know, like those two morons in that movie about the dude and the car." Brian said.