Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma's portal pokegirl adventure ❯ Temporal pinball ( Chapter 1 )

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ANY of the animes, books, movies, or videogames this story will or will not emulate, I own no anime that is or has been on the market though I do have many in my collection for my viewing pleasure. I hope you all enjoy this story and it will be rated NC-17 due to violence, and sexual content. This will be a whole series not a single fic. Also the pokegirl world isn't my idea, it belongs to someone else, who I'm not really sure cause I haven't been able to find out. Metroanime created the pokegirl world, it's not mine either, darn.

 

 

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Ranma's portal pokegirl adventure

 

Chapter 1

 

Temporal pinball

 

 

 

 

// Edo league pokegirl ranch id# 773510 //

 

“WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!” * THUD * A small figure hit the ground after appearing in the sky, which drew the eyes of a huge group of women and girls lounging, running, flying, eating, and training all over a huge area containing all types of terrain. A curious set of various animal-girls was the first to arrive.

 

“How'd he get here?” All the women looked up for a while wondering if he fell of some flying girl similar to the ones gathering around his knocked out form. Seeing nothing but the normal fliers they looked back to the small boy curiously. “Think he's here to be our new master?”

 

A tall fox girl spoke up. “I don't know, but he's pretty well built for a little guy. Wonder if he's that built under his pants.” All the other women stared at the fox. “What?! I'm not THAT old, I'm only 27!”

 

A tall girl who looked to be part cow from her large chest and white skin with black blotches as well as the small horns on top of her head walked up and picked up the tiny boy who they all noticed was covered in scratches, cuts, and gashes all over his body, arms, legs, and face. “We better get him to the doctor, he looks like he went 10 rounds with a widow.”

 

The crowd of girls walked with the cowgirl as she carried the boy inside. “Dr. Masterfisto? This boy fell from the sky and landed in the meadow area.” Setting the boy on a lab table she stepped back as the other girls and women watched from the windows and doorways.

 

“Oh man, that hurt. Damnit pops, I told you I didn't wanna go in that stupid pit again!!!!” Looking around the small boy noticed one man in a lab coat and hundreds of nude women standing around looking at him. Being the philosophical titan that he is, he asked a brilliant and thought provoking question. “Hi, I'm Ranma, why're all of you naked?”

 

The depth and magnitude of his question was obviously too much for their minds as they all stared at him with dumbfounded expressions. It was the man who answered though. “Well Ranma, they're pokegirls so they don't need clothes very much.”

 

“Umm… What's a pokegirl?” The resulting bug-eye stares of the women and the man confused Ranma and his powerful inteli… oh forget it. Ranma wondered what the hell they were looking at as he sat on the bed.

 

“Ranma, surely you've seen a pokegirl before right?” Ranma shook his head no earning gasps. “They are women with special abilities and skills. They fight and use their powers for us. They are basically pets, companions, servants, and other things for humans.” Ranma just shrugged since he didn't really understand what the doctor was talking about. “Where did you get all those injuries?” With that question, Ranma started to explain his father's latest exercise in martial arts training.

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// Outside the huge house/lab //

 

All was calm and relaxing, different pokegirls spent their days as normal until all of them were knocked over for miles around by the sudden yell of hundreds of pokegirls and one doctor. “WHAT?!!!!!!! Genma Saotome, you will die!!!!!!!”

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// 10 years later //

 

The guide of Jusenkyo was tired and he had just gotten back home from the Amazon village. He felt sorry for the fat customer who had just visited. Turning into a panda was bad enough but interrupting the Amazon village champion tournament to eat the first prize was just plain stupid. When the village champion won and found a panda eating her food she pounded the stupid thing into mush and locked him into a cage.

 

Upon finding out it was a man the village elder Cologne had hit him with hot water. That had been a mistake on her part. Upon transforming the man's lack of clothes came into play, waves of jiggling loose fitting blubber met their eyes. His own genitalia had long since disappeared under the rolls of stretch marks and flab. The huge black hemorrhoids on his backside oozed puss as the rays of the sun bounced off his baldhead.

 

Clothes had INSTANTLY been thrown into the cage for the man to get dressed while 4 battle and gore hardened Amazon warriors had run off sobbing in terror to gouge out their own eyes and genitalia with blunt sticks. Even the oldest and most worldly elders had become violently ill at the sight. The rest of the women in the village ran around blinded and screaming to get the evil out until they finally fainted. The guide had never seen such carnage.

 

Looking out to the springs the guide was surprised to see a young man and a cat-like woman step out of a glowing silver portal. The boy was about average height and had his long black hair tied back into a single pigtail that reached to the middle of his back, his clothes were a rich shining silk Chinese outfit of a red top and black kung fu pants. The woman had her striped hair up in a ponytail that went well to her backside. She wore a tight looking belly shirt that just barely covered her huge breasts with a pair of leather hip-hugger jean shorts around her hips. A purple cape rested about her shoulders as long thigh high leather boots followed up her shapely legs. Her body looked like something to make a supermodel sob in envy.

 

After gathering their bearings both noticed him and came closer. “Hello, my name is Ranma, and this is Archon. Can you tell us where we are and if possible how to get to Japan?”

 

The guide tore his eyes from Archon's breasts and shook his head. “This one not know where Japan is, but you in China. Amazon's know where Japan is. This one will show you.”

 

Both the younger people followed the guide silently. The only noises were Archon whispering into Ranma's ear from time to time and the birds in the trees as all of them walked along through the forests.

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// Amazon village 2 hours later //

 

Cologne sat sipping her tea as her great granddaughter ate what was left of her feast. The effects of the fat man, other than the recent case of women committing suicide had finally started to wear off. The fires had been put out and the elders were debating how to execute him. It was then that the guide yet again caught her sight causing her to pogo over on her staff.

 

“Hello guide, bring two more from Jusenkyo today? Did the female fall into the spring of drowned catgirl or something?” Getting a shake of the head surprised her. “Excuse me, may I ask your names and what you're doing here?”

 

“Yo, I'm Saotome Ranma and this is Archon my sorceress.” Nobody noticed the fat man in the cage perk up and stare at the boy in shock. Archon smiled happily hugged Ranma's arm snuggling up to him where they stood drawing a frown from the fat man.

 

Cologne herself frowned angrily at the boy for acting in such a way. “Define “my sorceress” for me boy.” Archon didn't look pleased at this woman speaking to Ranma like that and pulled his arm to her chest tighter.

 

“I belong to my master Ranma. I am his in mind, body, heart, and soul.” Cologne twitched but let it go seeing the love and devotion the sorceress held for the boy. That was when a new voice broke into the conversation.

 

“Ranma!!! At last you've returned to your loving father!!! Come get me out of this cage and I'll forgive you for running out on me after the training I worked so hard set up for you.” Archon frowned as she looked at the balding fat idiot in the cage.

 

“YOU'RE Saotome Genma?” Getting a nod and a grin she turned to Ranma smiling softly to the twitching young man. “Master, will you please let the other girls out? I need to speak with them.” Ranma pulled 7 tiny balls from his belt and tossed them into the air. They popped open and red beams flashed into being hitting the ground before taking on female forms.

 

The first to finish forming was a tall 7-foot tall catwoman. She had long hair pulled back into a ponytail with light fur covering her body in a gold pelt with dark black spots and a nearly prehensile tail. Her face and front were covered in soft looking white fur that gave her a sleek cuddly look with the white fur covering her H-cup breasts. Her skintight green spandex one-piece bathing suit showed off every inch of her body.

 

The next to form was a shorter human girl with blonde hair that went to the middle of her back. She wore a low cut button up vest that showed the deep cleavage of her huge breasts. The tight khaki shorts showed off her hips and her round shapely backside as well as her flat stomach and tiny waist. A pair of cute round glasses rested on her face competing the whole smart yet sexy image.

 

The third was obviously a mix of the first two women. The spotted hair reached to the middle of her back and she was almost exactly in the middle regarding height. Her khaki cargo shorts matched the second girl but her tight T-shirt was tied in a knot in the front making her massive bosom that much more noticeable. She lacked the tail and fur of the first girl but had the muscle tone and build with the intelligent eyes and sexy grin of the second.

 

The fourth girl stood almost as tall as Archon but had long fangs and pale skin accentuating her shoulder length black hair. Her bouncing breasts jiggled with every step she took as her long legs showed bare and sleek. The tiny red one piece she wore clung to her body even as it strained to contain her huge chest under its thin fabric. She didn't look pleased when the sun hit her pale skin but it only seemed to irritate her.

 

The next woman had long blonde hair that rested to just between her shoulder blades. Her corset and leggings, as well at the tight thong and shall she wore all seemed to be made of thin spider silk. A silken black choker rested around her neck as her obsidian colored eyes scanned everything darkly. Her large breasts seemed to mirror those of the fourth girl but had a nearly levitating illusion due to their amazingly perky nature.

 

The sixth woman stood with light blonde hair and wore a tight leather and spandex body suit that hid most of her body under it with leather batwing designs all over it. Her chest was not as massive as the other women but still rather impressive at their 32C. Her head was adorned with 2 batwings and a larger pair extended from her lower back as she looked around curiously in her thigh high leather high heeled boots.

 

The last girl had long black hair that was up in a single ponytail and hung down to the small of her back. Her body was covered in a tight spandex ninja outfit with a small kodachi sword in the sash about her waist. She wore a tight tank top over it to support her generous breasts though she kept the straps hanging off her shoulders. A tight looking bikini bottom that showed off her curves hugged her hips, and the long black ninja suit covering every inch of her skin under the clothes from her neck and into her knee high spike heel boots. The tiny mouse ears atop her head gave her a cuteness that was nearly cavity inducing.

 

Archon turned to each of the girls and spoke to them in the order that they formed. “Brittany, Gina, Brianna, Maharet, Dark Weaver, Phillipa, Natasha, I would like to introduce you to Saotome Genma, our Master's father.” Genma started sweating at the popping of knuckles, gathering of power, transformation of a spider girl, and the drawing of one kodachi sword.

 

Ranma and Cologne sat down and started drinking tea while the 8 women began beating the fat man brutally. “So Ranma, tell me, who are these girls and how did you meet them?” The tiny old woman was surprised at the almost wistful smile that graced Ranma's lips.

 

“I grew up with them. After my father tried to teach me the catfist I ran off in a feral state and somehow fell into a time portal to the future. Brittany Diggers my Cheetit, and her sisters Gina my Ka-d-bra and Brianna a genetic mix of both, took care of me while I was recovering at Dr. Masterfisto's ranch for pokegirl breeding. I was weakened and barely able to eat, they took turns spending every moment to care for me. Once I was well I kept training and testing myself against the pokegirls and pokewomen that were there. Some came and some went but some of the girls didn't want to go and would hide in my room. Archon my Sorceress, Maharet Jones my Vampire, Dark Weaver my Arachnae, and Phillipa Smith my Succbus always hid in my room when men would come to the ranch. Once we hit puberty we all started getting even closer, we began bathing together and even sleeping together at night to keep warm. Eventually nature took its course and we all got… intimate. Natasha Vostov my Ninjanezumi, was different, I sort of caught her trying to sneak into the ranch. I defeated her and ever since she's stuck to me like a leech.” Ranma smiled in memory of that day.

 

Cologne frowned angrily at the boy before her. His voice had a loving tone but the kinds of things he said were against the Amazon way. “I see.” ( This boy is strong, but those girls are too powerful for us to control. We'll need to work out how to get him into the tribe later. Maybe there IS a way.) “Do you believe your… pokegirls would like to assist in your father's punishment?”

 

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A.N.: Well, here's chapter 1, I hope you like it. The resulting violence and sexuality that will come forth in later chapters may be too graphic, so this wont go on ff.net

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Omake by Dark_icon

 

Genma Saotome was in pain like never before. His son, his own flesh and

blood! How DARE he make him go through all of this!?

 

He looked up and his eyes widened...

 

"Damnit Ranma! Couldn't you just have killed me!?"

 

For above him stood elder Cologne...in a thong and nothing else but

a sickly grin.

 

"Well then Genma, let's see what we can learn from this Karma Sutra book

the nice girls leant us."

 

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