Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ RESIDENT EVIL 1/2 ❯ INFORMATION ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

I claim no ownership of the Ranma ½ title or characters or anything from any other series of movies, games, books, etc. whatsoever.
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NOTE: This has nothing to do with a previous Ranma 1/2--Resident Evil crossover I did called NEMESIS. This fic stands completely on its own.
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Chapter 1: INFORMATION

We arrived shortly at this big compound out in the middle of God-knows-where. Though most of us were in vans, I saw about five helicopters coming in to the same place. Looking around at the various soldiers stationed there, I saw that they were all with some corporation called UMBRELLA. What the hell was going on, anyway?

It was really a huge warehouse with a lot of cots and extra stuff brought along by families. As soon as we were packed in with everyone else, I almost felt claustraphobic...almost.

While pop and the Tendos found a place to camp out, I wandered around looking for any signs of what was happening. But I ran right into my buds, Hiroshi and Daisuke...and they were hanging out with Hikaru Gosunkugi, someone I really didn't get. I mean, one day he wants to kill me and string me up by my nuts, and the next day he's begging me to teach him to be strong, so that he can score (long story, I'll explain later)!

"Oh, hey, Saotome," Gosunkugi said with that weird-ass smile on his face. "Pretty packed in here, huh?"

"Yeah," I said, looking around. "Listen, do you know what this shit is all about? I've been itching to find out since about four o' clock this morning..."

Daisuke looked thoughtful for a moment. "Hmm...well, I did ask one of those biohazard guys, and he told me that some nuclear warheads leaked, or something like that."

"What? That's bullshit..."

"How do you know?" Hiroshi asked.

"Think about it...why would all these guys be packing serious firepower for a little chemical spill?"

That got them thinking, just like I'd hoped. I looked over towards the exit to this warehouse. There were a few soldiers over there, and they were letting some people hang around outside. Hmm...the possibilities...

Then a hand fell on my shoulder, and I spun around to face an angry Akane. Of course.

"Ranma," she said, "what are you planning now?"

God, I hate this. Why does she always have to start shit with me? This is why I never liked her. Well, sure, I had a crush on her, still do, kinda, but why does she have to be such a BITCH?!

"None of your business, tomboy! Just go back to your area."

"GOD DAMMIT, RANMA!"

She whipped out that big-fucking-mallet and slammed me with it, and I flew all the way over to the other end of the warehouse, and skidded on my back for a few feet. Ouch, says I.

"Holy shit," I said, seeing stars as I was helped up by what felt like a girl.

"Akane so so mean to poor Ranma."

I looked up. It was Shampoo helping me off the floor! Man, she's always nice. And she's really cute, too. Especially today...er, tonight...ah, whatever. How come I never give her a chance?

"Thanks, Shampoo. I'm ok, though...she's just menstruating again."

I dusted myself off and started back towards the exit.

"Ranma no stay for early, early breakfast?" she asked.

Hmm, now that she mentioned it, I was kinda hungry. I turned back, expecting to see Mousse giving me the evil eye, but he was sound asleep...as was Cologne! Cool.

"Alright, breakfast sounds good...whattaya got?"

"I have instant ramen!" Shampoo held up her hand, containing a cup of noodles and chopsticks. "You eat up, yes?"

"Yeah...thanks a lot, Shampoo! You're the best."

I began to dig in while simultaneously forming a plan to get out of here and find out what was going on.

"Ranma..." Shampoo started. I waited for a second before asking what she wanted. "Why you no ever date Shampoo?"

That was kind of a scary question. I nearly choked on my ramen, but held firm. "I honestly don't know. I mean, you're beautiful, you know that...and you cook some awesome food...say, how about we go out sometime after all this is over, huh?"

She nodded enthusiastically, grinning. "Ranma go on date with Shampoo? Aiya!"

She latched onto me.

Groovy.