Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ She Ate Day Pill ❯ Da Pill ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 1: Day Pill

Kasumi: Oh, thank you so much! It's really nice of you to come over and fix breakfast for us, Shampoo. You're so sweet!

[Don't ask, just smile, nod, and keep reading]

Shampoo gave the eldest of the Tendo sisters a small happy smile. Moments later, the food was ready, and in a tenth of a second after that, the Tendos as well Genma and Ranma were sitting down at the table. However, the seating arrangement was not to Shampoo's liking, who had just walked in with the last plate.

Shampoo: No! Ranma sit next to me! Akane no sit there!

Akane, who was sitting between Ranma and Shampoo's seat, just took a mere glimpse of the irritated Chinese girl before returning to the food.

Akane: Hmmm? And why should I allow Ranma to sit next to you?

Ranma: Jealous, Akane?

Akane: Shut up!

Shampoo: Ranma sit there! Ranmaaaaa, sit here next to me!

Kasumi, who was sitting on the other side of Ranma, chimed in to keep another fight from erupting.

Kasumi: Here, Shampoo... I'll let you sit here,

Shampoo: Hmph.

(This not good.)

Akane: *gulp*

*HACK!*

Nabiki: Akane? Are you all right?

Ranma: Yo, macho chick, need help?

Akane: Ra...Ranma...you...*hack*...JERK!

*SPLASH!*

Now it was Ranma's turn to hack...

Ranma: *coughcough* WHAT DA HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR, SHAMPOO?!

Shampoo: Akane no look at boy Ranma!

Ranma: What do you mean by that?!?

At that moment, Ryoga, who had just come back from somewhere on the opposite side of Japan than where he was originally headed (or just from Akane's room), entered the room.

Ryoga: Hello! Something smells good here!

Akane: Ryoga? What brings...you..here...

All of a sudden, Ryoga appeared very attractive to Akane. VERY attractive...

Akane: Oh, Ryoga!!! *hug*

Ryoga: Uh... Akane?

*sweatdrop* (as well as a reddened face)

Ranma: What...the hell...is GOING ON HERE?!?!

Shampoo: Oh, poo...

Akane: *squeeze*

Ryoga: (face turns an even brighter red... about ten more shades, maybe twenty...Although you can tell that he is thoroughly enjoying this...)

Eeee...

Ranma: (grabs Shampoo)

YOU know what's going on! So now... WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Shampoo: She ate day pill.

[Plain and simple ^_^]

Ranma: She ate...day... SAY WHAT?!

Shampoo: She sat in your place. Day pill meant for Ranma. Akane ate.

Ranma: (Looks over at Akane, who's holding onto Ryoga tighter by the minute. Ryoga, however, doesn't seem to mind, though. In a matter of fact he is now hugging back with a smile on his face and tears of happiness in his eyes.)

Oh, no... You don't mean that stupid love pill...