Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Master Kuno ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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By: wolfhunter 
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.03.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 335 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.03.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 335 | Status: Completed
Yep. Another Ranma 1/2 and Oh! My Goddess Crossover. Enjoy! = )
F34r th3 Discl4im3r: *sigh* Ranma 1/2 and Oh! My Goddess are not owned by my but it's respective companies and creator. Only original characters are, not that I'll add any, any time soon anyway.
Author's Notes: Ok, before you read and leave comments, realize that I wrote this story with no plot or reason behind it other then releasing some pent up fustration at not being able to continue my more recent Hacker's 1/2 and have some fun on the side. With that said...
"I've popped the tab" Skuld happily told the little diskette as she put away the flat-head and rummaged around for something around her pockets.
"Nooo!!!" Cried back the disk, thinking he now couldn't do anything. That's when it realized what was in the the young goddess's other free hand.
"Now for the one million yen question. I have in my hand a powerful magnet. What am I ever going to do with it?" The Skuld Cheerfully asked the little diskette, completely ignoring the fact that the thing now infecting the diskette had cut the Universal Superstring for the time being.
"Pick up a pile of iron fillings?" the disk formally known as the Lord of Terror asked hopefully, already knowing the answer.
"Wronge! I'm going to do..." Skuld began as she starting moving the magnet closer to the disk, intending on erasing it. Still ignoring much of what was going around her, fully attempting to give some payback for what the Lord of Terror did, that she didn't notice something coming down from the air.
"EEeyaahhh!!!" *Crash!!* *Tumble* "Ite..." Complained the person that crashed into the unforunate goddess. Slowly the boy got up, and realized he crashed into someone in his decent from his most recent malleting.
"Oh god! Are you ok?" cried the boy as he attempted to help the girl up form the indenture in the ground, not really noticing the damage in the area, which he was pretty much used to in Nerima.
"Ugh.. What hit me." Skuld groggily replied, as she struggled to get up with the boy's help.
"I guess I did. Sorry." The boy said sheepishly before he noticed something in the distance. A mob of people either trying to kill him, getting him to marry them, or both charging toward them led by none other then Akane Tendo.
"Hey, you alright kid? You took a pretty nasty fall." asked the former Heir to the Lord of Terror, Urd, making sure her little sister was alright.
"Hehe. No tomboy ever going to get the better of me. Which reminds me." the boy replied before taking off in the opposite direction of the mob.
The two goddesses blinked as the mob had passed them, wondering what kind of person attracts this kind of thing. They did manage to catch the various battle cries of:
"Ranma get back here!!!"
"Ranma prepare to die!!!"
And many others that don't have to be mentioned here since anyone who has read the manga knows what they say. Anyway.
Shaking the strange thoughts from her head, Urd turned toward her sister.
"Hey squirt. You alright?" she asked.
"Yeah." Skuld quietly replied. Before adding, "He looks familiar." to herself.
"Hey, what happened to that disk?" Urd said casually while looking at Belldandy fussing over Keiichi.
"Oh! It's..." Skuld began cheerfully before realizing the disk wasn't in any of her pockets or on the ground.
"It's what?"
"IT'S GONE!!" Skuld's sudden shout blew the self proclaimed goddess of love off her feet.
"YOU MUST FIND THE DISK. THE LORD OF TERROR MUST NOT BE RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AGAIN." Spoke the Almighty, catching the attention of all the goddesses.
"But what about the Universal Superstring?" Belldandy asked, having already changed out of her battle clothes, and into some normal clothes, by Midgard standards anyway.
"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT. THE YGGDRASIL MAINFRAME IS CURRENTLY USING ALL IT'S RESOURCES TOWARD SUBSTITUTING AND RECONSTRUCTING THE SUPERSTRING. THE YGGDRASIL SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN IN THE MEANTIME, WHICH MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN, WITHOUT IT'S ASSISTANCE. ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS MAKING SURE THAT THE LORD OF TERROR DOES NOT GET RE-RELEASED ONTO MIDGARD."
"But who has it? I'm sure you would know father." Skuld asked hopefully. Searching the disk without the Yggdrasil's assistance would be near impossible.
"NOW THAT'S... A SECRET." Of course the Almighty would have to be a fan of Anime which Peorth had decided to bring back after one of her assignments with the Earth Assistance Hotline. Which, also means that he doesn't know.
"..." Said the three goddesses, none of which expected him to say that.
"I can't believe he said that." Urd finally said. Also realizing what he meant by saying that. It was never good when the Almighty doesn't know something. Which was impossible. Kind of like arguing freedom when the Almighty already knows what you are going to do. Even if you changed your mind, HE would know.
"Well, father always did like the anime coming from here." Belldandy explained.
"So how are we going to find the disk?" Skuld asked, still unsure how she had lost the disk in the first place. "Hey! Maybe that boy accidently took it before running off!"
"Maybe, but we still don't know who that was." Belldandy put in, turning slightly before turning around and almost running into her Keiichi.
"Hey, wasn't that the Ranma that I heard Urd talking about? The one that both Skuld and Urd had been looking over for awhile now?" Keiichi said, from behind Belldandy, deciding he would help them as much as he could after hearing what was said.
"That was Ranma now that I think about it." Urd put in.
"That means, when Ranma ran into me, I must have lost my grip on it. He must have..." Skuld trailed off, since the rest was pretty obvious.
"I guess that means we're off to Nerima." Urd finished happily, she could finally get her hands on that mess known as Ranma.
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The Terrible Master...
By Wolfhunter
A Ranma 1/2, Oh! My Goddess crossover.
Chapter 1
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"Hey, Nabiki! You know what this is?" Ranma held up an object in his hands
Nabiki turned, looked, and paused, giving Ranma a look as if saying 'Are you stupid?'. "It's a floppy disk. Got any more idiotic questions for me Ranma?"
"Are you sure? It looks a little weird to me. Not to mention it's a bit heavy. And if you lean in close, you can ranting, though I can't see why it would do that. Hear, listen."Ranma pointed out then proceeded to bring the disk closer to Nabiki's head. Nabiki, being the curious type, leaned in, thinking that Ranma had been hit in the head way too many times. Maybe that little jog through the Chiba Prefecture affected his mind a little more then usual.
"I don't hear..." that's when she heard the voice, although it sounded confused, and angry. Not that she could tell what the little voice is saying.
"See?" Brining the disk away, Ranma looked at it again.
"Why don't you bring it to school, and use it on one of their computers. I don't want to risk screwing up mine." Nabiki suggested offhand, deciding she was more tired then she though she was. Which wasn't too far from the truth. Running on 2 hours of sleep can make anyone delusional. Add that to the daily weirdness called Nerima.
"Ummm... OK." Ranma then walked off, tossing the disk in the air a couple times before putting it in his pocket.
'I need sleep.' Nabiki thought as she trodded up the stairs, completely forgetting about what Ranma had shown and told her.
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"Saotome." Kuno stated simply, the same tone that he would give whenever he had something planned. Ranma, being the way he is, didn't do much other then nod in response, shortly before he ducked under a sloppy, but fast, swipe to his head.
Ranma had attempted to dodge, but slipped on something, letting Kuno swipe strike his unprotected side. Ranma winced as his side literally screamed at him, and leaped away into a relaxed defensive stance, then blinked as he realized that the blow was strangely cusioned by the rather strong disk he kept in his jacket pocket. He blinked as the disk continued to scream, as he took it out.
"An opening! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!..." Cried the Kuno as he repeadedly stuck out at the pig-tailed boy, to which the boy dodged until the blade struck the hand holding the disk, forcing Ranma to drop it.
A little angered, and annouyed, Ranma proceeded to finish Kuno off, just before Akane hit him over the head with some blunt object and half dragged the martial artist into the school. No one even noticed the dark aura that encompassed the fallen Kuno as the late bell rung, which indicated the closing of the school gates.
*(I'll revise this scene once I get better at personifying Kuno and writing fight scenes [Which probably won't be for a long time])
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"I'm free!!!!" The Lord of Terror cheered as he got up and to look in the mirror. "Now that the Yggdrasil System is down, and the Superstring gone, I can reform this universe to anything I want. All I have to do is get access to the Yggdrasil. Nyahahahahahahahah!" and continued laughing for another couple of minutes before he noticed where he was.
"PERVERT!!!" *Slam!* *Punch!* *Pound!* *Crash!*
"Th-that pervert! I can't believe he came in here." guess who that was. The rest of the girls in the nodded in agreement while holding brooms conveniently placed in the girl's locker room.
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The next day... zzzz-_-zzzz
"Hey! Isn't that Kuno?!" Ranma pointed out ahead of Akane, as they reached the school grounds.
"Oh my god, it is Kuno." Akane gaped at Kuno as he stood proudly in the middle of the school grounds, the students wisely giving the idiot a wide birth. For some odd reason, that day, Kuno was sporting an all black leather outfit and a cape blowing in the wind behind him.
"So, the evil sorcerer Saotome has finally decided show his face upon these grounds." Kuno began before realizing how stupid that sounds.
"What do you want now Kuno?" Ranma was getting tired of the same old routine.
"Kuno? Hah! I am no longer that pathetic being you call Kuno. I am much more. I at the Lord of Terror. I am the Ultimate Destruction Program. What I want is nothing more then the complete destruction of this pathetic universe, and there's nothing I have to worry about. Come on, try at attack me if you can." Kuno/The Lord of Terror said, already forgetting what had happened the last time he had said the very exact same thing, after all, mortals care about other lives then goddesses, don't they?
"Moko Takabisha!" *Shoom...Blam!* Obviously he was wrong.
Getting up, he glared at his attacker. "What is wrong with you people?" Finally remembering that the goddesses had done the same thing.
Ranma blinked.
Akane blinked.
Nabiki blinked from her perch on the second story balcony.
The hell with it, everyone blinked.
"Don't you see I have a hostage?" Maybe this ploy would work.
Ranma looked around, but didn't see anyone then turned toward Akane. Seeing as she wasn't kidnapped, or being held hostage he turned back to Kuno. "What hostage?"
"ME YOU IDIOT!" He cried, some people just don't have any morals. What came next was something he hadn't expected.
"So?" Slightly confused, after all, Ranma had been beating up and blasting Kuno for over a year, what would how would this change anything.
Kuno sweatdropped, 'What is wrong with these people' then got a determined look on his face, then once again charged at Ranma, intending on blasting him at close range.
What came next was a rather redundant to explain as Ranma fought Kuno with the expected results. Ranma being berated as Akane dragged him into the school, blaming him for being late again, as Kuno found himself unconcious on the grounds of the school...
The Lord of Terror is free again... And chaos shall once more dominate Nerima... Well, at least a little more then usual.
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The Terrible Master...Kuno
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Author's Notes: Once again, this fic isn't supposed to be any good, and just used to tell myself that I can write something, no matter how good or bad it is. Now it's time to get back into my normal mundane life... reading other people's works, hoping that someday I'll get up to that level.
Comments and Flames are welcome, but please don't over do it. Saying you suck all the time won't make me change the story any. Maybe work on it at a later date, but not change it.
F34r th3 Discl4im3r: *sigh* Ranma 1/2 and Oh! My Goddess are not owned by my but it's respective companies and creator. Only original characters are, not that I'll add any, any time soon anyway.
Author's Notes: Ok, before you read and leave comments, realize that I wrote this story with no plot or reason behind it other then releasing some pent up fustration at not being able to continue my more recent Hacker's 1/2 and have some fun on the side. With that said...
"I've popped the tab" Skuld happily told the little diskette as she put away the flat-head and rummaged around for something around her pockets.
"Nooo!!!" Cried back the disk, thinking he now couldn't do anything. That's when it realized what was in the the young goddess's other free hand.
"Now for the one million yen question. I have in my hand a powerful magnet. What am I ever going to do with it?" The Skuld Cheerfully asked the little diskette, completely ignoring the fact that the thing now infecting the diskette had cut the Universal Superstring for the time being.
"Pick up a pile of iron fillings?" the disk formally known as the Lord of Terror asked hopefully, already knowing the answer.
"Wronge! I'm going to do..." Skuld began as she starting moving the magnet closer to the disk, intending on erasing it. Still ignoring much of what was going around her, fully attempting to give some payback for what the Lord of Terror did, that she didn't notice something coming down from the air.
"EEeyaahhh!!!" *Crash!!* *Tumble* "Ite..." Complained the person that crashed into the unforunate goddess. Slowly the boy got up, and realized he crashed into someone in his decent from his most recent malleting.
"Oh god! Are you ok?" cried the boy as he attempted to help the girl up form the indenture in the ground, not really noticing the damage in the area, which he was pretty much used to in Nerima.
"Ugh.. What hit me." Skuld groggily replied, as she struggled to get up with the boy's help.
"I guess I did. Sorry." The boy said sheepishly before he noticed something in the distance. A mob of people either trying to kill him, getting him to marry them, or both charging toward them led by none other then Akane Tendo.
"Hey, you alright kid? You took a pretty nasty fall." asked the former Heir to the Lord of Terror, Urd, making sure her little sister was alright.
"Hehe. No tomboy ever going to get the better of me. Which reminds me." the boy replied before taking off in the opposite direction of the mob.
The two goddesses blinked as the mob had passed them, wondering what kind of person attracts this kind of thing. They did manage to catch the various battle cries of:
"Ranma get back here!!!"
"Ranma prepare to die!!!"
And many others that don't have to be mentioned here since anyone who has read the manga knows what they say. Anyway.
Shaking the strange thoughts from her head, Urd turned toward her sister.
"Hey squirt. You alright?" she asked.
"Yeah." Skuld quietly replied. Before adding, "He looks familiar." to herself.
"Hey, what happened to that disk?" Urd said casually while looking at Belldandy fussing over Keiichi.
"Oh! It's..." Skuld began cheerfully before realizing the disk wasn't in any of her pockets or on the ground.
"It's what?"
"IT'S GONE!!" Skuld's sudden shout blew the self proclaimed goddess of love off her feet.
"YOU MUST FIND THE DISK. THE LORD OF TERROR MUST NOT BE RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AGAIN." Spoke the Almighty, catching the attention of all the goddesses.
"But what about the Universal Superstring?" Belldandy asked, having already changed out of her battle clothes, and into some normal clothes, by Midgard standards anyway.
"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT. THE YGGDRASIL MAINFRAME IS CURRENTLY USING ALL IT'S RESOURCES TOWARD SUBSTITUTING AND RECONSTRUCTING THE SUPERSTRING. THE YGGDRASIL SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN IN THE MEANTIME, WHICH MEANS YOU WILL HAVE TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN, WITHOUT IT'S ASSISTANCE. ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS MAKING SURE THAT THE LORD OF TERROR DOES NOT GET RE-RELEASED ONTO MIDGARD."
"But who has it? I'm sure you would know father." Skuld asked hopefully. Searching the disk without the Yggdrasil's assistance would be near impossible.
"NOW THAT'S... A SECRET." Of course the Almighty would have to be a fan of Anime which Peorth had decided to bring back after one of her assignments with the Earth Assistance Hotline. Which, also means that he doesn't know.
"..." Said the three goddesses, none of which expected him to say that.
"I can't believe he said that." Urd finally said. Also realizing what he meant by saying that. It was never good when the Almighty doesn't know something. Which was impossible. Kind of like arguing freedom when the Almighty already knows what you are going to do. Even if you changed your mind, HE would know.
"Well, father always did like the anime coming from here." Belldandy explained.
"So how are we going to find the disk?" Skuld asked, still unsure how she had lost the disk in the first place. "Hey! Maybe that boy accidently took it before running off!"
"Maybe, but we still don't know who that was." Belldandy put in, turning slightly before turning around and almost running into her Keiichi.
"Hey, wasn't that the Ranma that I heard Urd talking about? The one that both Skuld and Urd had been looking over for awhile now?" Keiichi said, from behind Belldandy, deciding he would help them as much as he could after hearing what was said.
"That was Ranma now that I think about it." Urd put in.
"That means, when Ranma ran into me, I must have lost my grip on it. He must have..." Skuld trailed off, since the rest was pretty obvious.
"I guess that means we're off to Nerima." Urd finished happily, she could finally get her hands on that mess known as Ranma.
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The Terrible Master...
By Wolfhunter
A Ranma 1/2, Oh! My Goddess crossover.
Chapter 1
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"Hey, Nabiki! You know what this is?" Ranma held up an object in his hands
Nabiki turned, looked, and paused, giving Ranma a look as if saying 'Are you stupid?'. "It's a floppy disk. Got any more idiotic questions for me Ranma?"
"Are you sure? It looks a little weird to me. Not to mention it's a bit heavy. And if you lean in close, you can ranting, though I can't see why it would do that. Hear, listen."Ranma pointed out then proceeded to bring the disk closer to Nabiki's head. Nabiki, being the curious type, leaned in, thinking that Ranma had been hit in the head way too many times. Maybe that little jog through the Chiba Prefecture affected his mind a little more then usual.
"I don't hear..." that's when she heard the voice, although it sounded confused, and angry. Not that she could tell what the little voice is saying.
"See?" Brining the disk away, Ranma looked at it again.
"Why don't you bring it to school, and use it on one of their computers. I don't want to risk screwing up mine." Nabiki suggested offhand, deciding she was more tired then she though she was. Which wasn't too far from the truth. Running on 2 hours of sleep can make anyone delusional. Add that to the daily weirdness called Nerima.
"Ummm... OK." Ranma then walked off, tossing the disk in the air a couple times before putting it in his pocket.
'I need sleep.' Nabiki thought as she trodded up the stairs, completely forgetting about what Ranma had shown and told her.
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"Saotome." Kuno stated simply, the same tone that he would give whenever he had something planned. Ranma, being the way he is, didn't do much other then nod in response, shortly before he ducked under a sloppy, but fast, swipe to his head.
Ranma had attempted to dodge, but slipped on something, letting Kuno swipe strike his unprotected side. Ranma winced as his side literally screamed at him, and leaped away into a relaxed defensive stance, then blinked as he realized that the blow was strangely cusioned by the rather strong disk he kept in his jacket pocket. He blinked as the disk continued to scream, as he took it out.
"An opening! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!..." Cried the Kuno as he repeadedly stuck out at the pig-tailed boy, to which the boy dodged until the blade struck the hand holding the disk, forcing Ranma to drop it.
A little angered, and annouyed, Ranma proceeded to finish Kuno off, just before Akane hit him over the head with some blunt object and half dragged the martial artist into the school. No one even noticed the dark aura that encompassed the fallen Kuno as the late bell rung, which indicated the closing of the school gates.
*(I'll revise this scene once I get better at personifying Kuno and writing fight scenes [Which probably won't be for a long time])
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"I'm free!!!!" The Lord of Terror cheered as he got up and to look in the mirror. "Now that the Yggdrasil System is down, and the Superstring gone, I can reform this universe to anything I want. All I have to do is get access to the Yggdrasil. Nyahahahahahahahah!" and continued laughing for another couple of minutes before he noticed where he was.
"PERVERT!!!" *Slam!* *Punch!* *Pound!* *Crash!*
"Th-that pervert! I can't believe he came in here." guess who that was. The rest of the girls in the nodded in agreement while holding brooms conveniently placed in the girl's locker room.
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The next day... zzzz-_-zzzz
"Hey! Isn't that Kuno?!" Ranma pointed out ahead of Akane, as they reached the school grounds.
"Oh my god, it is Kuno." Akane gaped at Kuno as he stood proudly in the middle of the school grounds, the students wisely giving the idiot a wide birth. For some odd reason, that day, Kuno was sporting an all black leather outfit and a cape blowing in the wind behind him.
"So, the evil sorcerer Saotome has finally decided show his face upon these grounds." Kuno began before realizing how stupid that sounds.
"What do you want now Kuno?" Ranma was getting tired of the same old routine.
"Kuno? Hah! I am no longer that pathetic being you call Kuno. I am much more. I at the Lord of Terror. I am the Ultimate Destruction Program. What I want is nothing more then the complete destruction of this pathetic universe, and there's nothing I have to worry about. Come on, try at attack me if you can." Kuno/The Lord of Terror said, already forgetting what had happened the last time he had said the very exact same thing, after all, mortals care about other lives then goddesses, don't they?
"Moko Takabisha!" *Shoom...Blam!* Obviously he was wrong.
Getting up, he glared at his attacker. "What is wrong with you people?" Finally remembering that the goddesses had done the same thing.
Ranma blinked.
Akane blinked.
Nabiki blinked from her perch on the second story balcony.
The hell with it, everyone blinked.
"Don't you see I have a hostage?" Maybe this ploy would work.
Ranma looked around, but didn't see anyone then turned toward Akane. Seeing as she wasn't kidnapped, or being held hostage he turned back to Kuno. "What hostage?"
"ME YOU IDIOT!" He cried, some people just don't have any morals. What came next was something he hadn't expected.
"So?" Slightly confused, after all, Ranma had been beating up and blasting Kuno for over a year, what would how would this change anything.
Kuno sweatdropped, 'What is wrong with these people' then got a determined look on his face, then once again charged at Ranma, intending on blasting him at close range.
What came next was a rather redundant to explain as Ranma fought Kuno with the expected results. Ranma being berated as Akane dragged him into the school, blaming him for being late again, as Kuno found himself unconcious on the grounds of the school...
The Lord of Terror is free again... And chaos shall once more dominate Nerima... Well, at least a little more then usual.
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The Terrible Master...Kuno
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Author's Notes: Once again, this fic isn't supposed to be any good, and just used to tell myself that I can write something, no matter how good or bad it is. Now it's time to get back into my normal mundane life... reading other people's works, hoping that someday I'll get up to that level.
Comments and Flames are welcome, but please don't over do it. Saying you suck all the time won't make me change the story any. Maybe work on it at a later date, but not change it.