Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Terrible Master Kuno ❯ B4K4^ni ( Chapter 2 )
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By: wolfhunter 
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.03.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.03.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 273 | Status: Completed
Warning. Possible OOCness and randomness ahead.
Bordom can be a dangerous thing. For instance, the last chapter was a direct result of much fustration and bordom. Now combine that with other ideas while at work and you may get something like this...
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Terrible Master Kuno
Part 2...B4k4^Ni
By the Wolfhunter(No I do not hunt wolves, Just sounds cool...I think)
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"Eh? What's this?" Largo plucked the note the little creature sitting on his monitor wrote just moments before.
"Squeak"
"Hi, my name is Boo. I'll be your conscience." He read then turned to the little creature, taking this strange turn of events pretty well. "Sweet! So should I download more porn and MP3s?"
"Squeak!" Boo exclaimed.
"What? I should low level format Piro's hard drive?"
"Squeak!" Boo countered.
"Piro fell down a well?"
"Squeak!!" Boo scolded
"What's that? You want beer?" Now this is what he could go for. "Go for the beer Boo!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSK!"
"Squeak..." Poor Boo never had a chance.
Note: OK. I just added this one, since it is one of my favorite skits in MegaTokyo. Ignore it, burn it...Ok, I guess it'll be a little hard to burn it... or just plain stop reading.
No this is not an advertisement for Megatokyo which is an excellent comic located at http://www.megatokyo.com for those who don't know already...
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"So why are we bothering Saotome again master?" the ninja asked Kuno as they both were on one of the nearby rooftops, watching Ranma argue with Akane on their way to school.
"Why to defeat Saotome so I may destroy the Universe." The Terrible Master said as if the most obvious thing in the world.
"You know you could just destroy the universe without taking Saotome out first." Sasuke added helpfully, though he doesn't know exactly why his master is acting this way.
"Perposterous. It is proper to let the adversary every chance to foil my plot to destroy the universe. I plan on doing away with that by going after the adversary myself." Kuno explained, pulling his boken out of weapons space.
Sasuke sweatdropped as Kuno jumped off from his perch to attack the unsuspecting Ranma...
"Saotome! Pre-pare to..." *Splash*
...only to fall into the canal, just short of the pair.
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"Huh? Did you hear something?" Ranma had gotten tired of the daily fights with Kuno, but seemed to get worse now that Kuno was actually trying to outright kill him. With the same old wooden boken no less. He had to put up with this for two weeks already, and frankly, he was tired of it.
Looking around, Akane didn't see anything in particular, other then the fence being bent inwards. Almost as if someone crashed into it. "Uhhh no. What did you do this time."
"I ain't done nothing this time. I swear." Maybe he could have worded it a little better.
"THIS time?" Akane accused, which once again lead into a pointless arguement that would ultimately get Ranma hammered in the general direction of the school. Realizing that Ranma managed to escape her wrath again, she ran toward the general direction to finish her payback.
Fortunately for the Lord of Terror, she took off just before he managed to pull himself out of the canal and onto the street, for he would have become the focus of her wrath if he had a moment sooner.
"Master, are you alright?" Sasuke jumped down from his perch and looked over the kendoist to see he was just a little ruffled.
"That Saotome is a cunning one. Sasuke! We must prepare for the day after tommorrow, we shal destroy the evil Saotome. Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
*Ring* *Ring* *Slam!!*
"Aiyahh! What stupid stick boy doing under bike?" Xian Pu or Shampoo, whatever, exclaimed while looking out for Ranma.
"..." Kuno reponded as best as he was able to.
Seeing Ranma wasn't there, Shampoo took off after her way-ward fiancee, husband, wife..what ever.
"Are you ok master?" Sasuke tried once again.
"I...am...not...hurt." the Lord of Terror croaked as he struggled into a standing. Triumphantly, Kuno looked up toward the horizon.
"Ha ha. I fight on, for I am the Ultimate Destruction Program. My peers call me the Lord of Terror, rising demon of the under world!! Nyahhahahahahahaha.."
*ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP* The lighting using his finger as if a lightning rod.
"Master... forgive me, but shut up before you get hurt." Sasuke then proceeded to drag the burnt Kuno back to the mansion. After all, he'd be safe there...right?
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"Class. We have a new addition to our class. Please welcome Ping. Please introduce yourself to the class." the teacher announced as she brought forward the lifesize Playstation 2 Accessory.
"Hi. I'm Ping. Nice to meet you!" She said cheerfully while looking over the class.
Ranma's hair stood on end as he sensed no aura at all coming from this new student, not to mention this was a new girl that he had no idea of.
"Ok Ping. If you can sit behind Saotome-san, I can begin class." The teacher pointed out before walking behind her desk and getting her books from her bag.
"What's wrong with you?" Akane noticed that Ranma had been on edge since that girl Ping had entered the room.
"That Ping, something isn't right about her." Ranma replied.
"She's not another Fiancee is she?" Akane took a serious look as she stared down the already on edge pig-tailed boy.
This sent Ranma into denial mode, which ended up into an over blown arguement, followed by some insults, which in turn knocked Ranma out the window of the class room.
The teacher sweated at this and turned toward Akane, "If you insist on knocking Saotome-san out the window, please use one of the open windows. Window's are not cheap." Sighing, she decided to start the class, minus one sleeping pig-tailed boy.
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Lunch...
"Hey, Ranma is in a fight with that new girl." one of the random boys yelled as he ran toward the field.
"But Ranma doesn't fight girls." said another, then took off. He couldn't miss this. This was shortly followed by more of Furikan's student body.
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"Woah" Duck "Hey" Sidestep, "What's wrong with you?" Ranma flipped away from a swipe before getting into a loose defensive stance. Ranma didn't know what caused the PS2 accessory to go haywire like that, but he had never seen so much power coming from a person as small as she was, and have no detectable aura.
"Isn't that the new Playstation 2 Accessory with the Emotional Doll System?" exclaimed one of the bystanders, watching the one way fight between Ping and Ranma.
'Playstation 2? What's that?' Ranma thought as he dodged another strike for his head, countered.
The fight had gone on for another twenty minutes, with Ranma starting to tire out. No one noticed something darkly cute standing in the backround, smirking darkly before walking back toward the school. She would have to get that strange, and a bit modified, amazon ideal out of Ping's head after the fight was over.
Walking away, the girl thought of that American she had meet earlier, wondering how he'd react to someone like Ranma...
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"That Saotome and his allies are most cunning. Come Sasuke. We must plan." Kuno announced as he went to the main room filled with maps and random writings placed about the room.
"Master, should I suggest you find allies of your own?" Sasuke said helpfully, as he looked around his notes of pontential allies.
"Indeed, that is a good idea if I say so myself. Who do you have in mind?" Kuno inquired, turning toward his most trusted, if only, ninja.
Taking out a sheet of paper, Sasuke proceeded to list some random names.
Jadeite
Biff Standard
Bowser
Freeza
Ramia
Etc. Etc.
(Haven't come up with enough names.)-_-
"Nyahahaha! Perfect. We shall recruit these mortals, and we shall defeat the acursed Saotome so I may destroy the Universe. hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhah."
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In another part of Tokyo, a certain girl was taking a fire reading. In the fire she saw was blunt and clear as she had ever seen.
"Not another one. This time in Nerima?" Rei sighed as she got up and activated her communicator.
"Girls. I need you to meet me at the shrine as soon as you can. Seems that we may have trouble soon." She said into the communicator, hoping that Usagi had not slept through it again...
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Next time on The Terrible Master Kuno:
The Lord of Terror teams up with Biff Standard, the Sailor Scouts come to the rescue, only to get rescued themselves.
Bordom can be a dangerous thing. For instance, the last chapter was a direct result of much fustration and bordom. Now combine that with other ideas while at work and you may get something like this...
----
Terrible Master Kuno
Part 2...B4k4^Ni
By the Wolfhunter(No I do not hunt wolves, Just sounds cool...I think)
----
"Eh? What's this?" Largo plucked the note the little creature sitting on his monitor wrote just moments before.
"Squeak"
"Hi, my name is Boo. I'll be your conscience." He read then turned to the little creature, taking this strange turn of events pretty well. "Sweet! So should I download more porn and MP3s?"
"Squeak!" Boo exclaimed.
"What? I should low level format Piro's hard drive?"
"Squeak!" Boo countered.
"Piro fell down a well?"
"Squeak!!" Boo scolded
"What's that? You want beer?" Now this is what he could go for. "Go for the beer Boo!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSK!"
"Squeak..." Poor Boo never had a chance.
Note: OK. I just added this one, since it is one of my favorite skits in MegaTokyo. Ignore it, burn it...Ok, I guess it'll be a little hard to burn it... or just plain stop reading.
No this is not an advertisement for Megatokyo which is an excellent comic located at http://www.megatokyo.com for those who don't know already...
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"So why are we bothering Saotome again master?" the ninja asked Kuno as they both were on one of the nearby rooftops, watching Ranma argue with Akane on their way to school.
"Why to defeat Saotome so I may destroy the Universe." The Terrible Master said as if the most obvious thing in the world.
"You know you could just destroy the universe without taking Saotome out first." Sasuke added helpfully, though he doesn't know exactly why his master is acting this way.
"Perposterous. It is proper to let the adversary every chance to foil my plot to destroy the universe. I plan on doing away with that by going after the adversary myself." Kuno explained, pulling his boken out of weapons space.
Sasuke sweatdropped as Kuno jumped off from his perch to attack the unsuspecting Ranma...
"Saotome! Pre-pare to..." *Splash*
...only to fall into the canal, just short of the pair.
----
"Huh? Did you hear something?" Ranma had gotten tired of the daily fights with Kuno, but seemed to get worse now that Kuno was actually trying to outright kill him. With the same old wooden boken no less. He had to put up with this for two weeks already, and frankly, he was tired of it.
Looking around, Akane didn't see anything in particular, other then the fence being bent inwards. Almost as if someone crashed into it. "Uhhh no. What did you do this time."
"I ain't done nothing this time. I swear." Maybe he could have worded it a little better.
"THIS time?" Akane accused, which once again lead into a pointless arguement that would ultimately get Ranma hammered in the general direction of the school. Realizing that Ranma managed to escape her wrath again, she ran toward the general direction to finish her payback.
Fortunately for the Lord of Terror, she took off just before he managed to pull himself out of the canal and onto the street, for he would have become the focus of her wrath if he had a moment sooner.
"Master, are you alright?" Sasuke jumped down from his perch and looked over the kendoist to see he was just a little ruffled.
"That Saotome is a cunning one. Sasuke! We must prepare for the day after tommorrow, we shal destroy the evil Saotome. Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."
*Ring* *Ring* *Slam!!*
"Aiyahh! What stupid stick boy doing under bike?" Xian Pu or Shampoo, whatever, exclaimed while looking out for Ranma.
"..." Kuno reponded as best as he was able to.
Seeing Ranma wasn't there, Shampoo took off after her way-ward fiancee, husband, wife..what ever.
"Are you ok master?" Sasuke tried once again.
"I...am...not...hurt." the Lord of Terror croaked as he struggled into a standing. Triumphantly, Kuno looked up toward the horizon.
"Ha ha. I fight on, for I am the Ultimate Destruction Program. My peers call me the Lord of Terror, rising demon of the under world!! Nyahhahahahahahaha.."
*ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP* The lighting using his finger as if a lightning rod.
"Master... forgive me, but shut up before you get hurt." Sasuke then proceeded to drag the burnt Kuno back to the mansion. After all, he'd be safe there...right?
----
"Class. We have a new addition to our class. Please welcome Ping. Please introduce yourself to the class." the teacher announced as she brought forward the lifesize Playstation 2 Accessory.
"Hi. I'm Ping. Nice to meet you!" She said cheerfully while looking over the class.
Ranma's hair stood on end as he sensed no aura at all coming from this new student, not to mention this was a new girl that he had no idea of.
"Ok Ping. If you can sit behind Saotome-san, I can begin class." The teacher pointed out before walking behind her desk and getting her books from her bag.
"What's wrong with you?" Akane noticed that Ranma had been on edge since that girl Ping had entered the room.
"That Ping, something isn't right about her." Ranma replied.
"She's not another Fiancee is she?" Akane took a serious look as she stared down the already on edge pig-tailed boy.
This sent Ranma into denial mode, which ended up into an over blown arguement, followed by some insults, which in turn knocked Ranma out the window of the class room.
The teacher sweated at this and turned toward Akane, "If you insist on knocking Saotome-san out the window, please use one of the open windows. Window's are not cheap." Sighing, she decided to start the class, minus one sleeping pig-tailed boy.
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Lunch...
"Hey, Ranma is in a fight with that new girl." one of the random boys yelled as he ran toward the field.
"But Ranma doesn't fight girls." said another, then took off. He couldn't miss this. This was shortly followed by more of Furikan's student body.
----
"Woah" Duck "Hey" Sidestep, "What's wrong with you?" Ranma flipped away from a swipe before getting into a loose defensive stance. Ranma didn't know what caused the PS2 accessory to go haywire like that, but he had never seen so much power coming from a person as small as she was, and have no detectable aura.
"Isn't that the new Playstation 2 Accessory with the Emotional Doll System?" exclaimed one of the bystanders, watching the one way fight between Ping and Ranma.
'Playstation 2? What's that?' Ranma thought as he dodged another strike for his head, countered.
The fight had gone on for another twenty minutes, with Ranma starting to tire out. No one noticed something darkly cute standing in the backround, smirking darkly before walking back toward the school. She would have to get that strange, and a bit modified, amazon ideal out of Ping's head after the fight was over.
Walking away, the girl thought of that American she had meet earlier, wondering how he'd react to someone like Ranma...
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"That Saotome and his allies are most cunning. Come Sasuke. We must plan." Kuno announced as he went to the main room filled with maps and random writings placed about the room.
"Master, should I suggest you find allies of your own?" Sasuke said helpfully, as he looked around his notes of pontential allies.
"Indeed, that is a good idea if I say so myself. Who do you have in mind?" Kuno inquired, turning toward his most trusted, if only, ninja.
Taking out a sheet of paper, Sasuke proceeded to list some random names.
Jadeite
Biff Standard
Bowser
Freeza
Ramia
Etc. Etc.
(Haven't come up with enough names.)-_-
"Nyahahaha! Perfect. We shall recruit these mortals, and we shall defeat the acursed Saotome so I may destroy the Universe. hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhah."
----
In another part of Tokyo, a certain girl was taking a fire reading. In the fire she saw was blunt and clear as she had ever seen.
"Not another one. This time in Nerima?" Rei sighed as she got up and activated her communicator.
"Girls. I need you to meet me at the shrine as soon as you can. Seems that we may have trouble soon." She said into the communicator, hoping that Usagi had not slept through it again...
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Next time on The Terrible Master Kuno:
The Lord of Terror teams up with Biff Standard, the Sailor Scouts come to the rescue, only to get rescued themselves.