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Starcatcher: Hello everyone! This is the long-awaited ANIME DEATHMATCH PANDEMONIUM (echo)!!!

Some Random Guy: (Running around, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ANIME DEATHMATCH PANDEMONIUM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Everyone else: (Cheers, yells, screams of delight)

Starcatcher: As you should all know by now, I'm the host!

Some Random Guy: (Running around, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Vulpes: I'm the good-looking co-host who now has a boyfriend…I think…

Everyone: (Sweat drop)

Blade: As we mentioned last time, the fights will be: Tuxedo Mask VS Kurama, Haruka VS Vegita, and Hercule VS Cell!

Everyone: (More cheers, yells, screams of delight)

Kat: WAIT!!! Before we begin, I wanna see the reviews! I've got to know what Cuby says!

Some Random Guy: (Running around, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! REVIEWS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Starcatcher: *SIGH* Fine, fine! Since some of you have questions or really cool ideas, well read a couple of reviews before we begin. The first one is from Dragonball Gt 1216!

~I thought Trunks was going out with Molly? But now he going out Amy?~

Andy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! YOU SCREWED UP YOU RETARD!!!

Starcatcher: (Glares at Andy) Okay, I guess I should have made things a bit more clear for all of you. You see, the Trunks that was going out with Molly is the Trunks from Dragonball GT. The one now dating Amy is the Trunks that came from the future to warn everyone about the androids.

Kat: So in other words, they're not the same Trunks!

Ridge: I was wondering about that…

Vulpes: I used to think he was so cute too…

Blade: HURRY WITH THE NEXT REVIEW BEFORE SHE STARTS A FLASHBACK!!!

Some Random Guy: (Runs around the studio, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! FLASHBACK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Starcatcher: Uh…okay…the next review is from Yukito5!

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Your Fanfic is SOOOOOOO cool! Please wright more i love the killing of Relena and Darien *takes mallet and kills Relena and Darien* DIE YOU ANNOYING PEOPLE!!!!!!ahem sorry i really wanted to do that.Please keep on wrighting, But i have one request please let Blade kill someone. Okay? Well Okay Bye

~Yukito5~
PS:Sorry for any Spelling errors, I can't spell well.T.T it is sad realy, Okay bye

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Blade: YES!!! FINALLY!!! Someone else who wants to see me kill someone!!!

Starcatcher: You'll get your chance…

Blade: (Starts looking through the audience for a well-hated character to kill)

All the well-hated characters: (Hide and cower)

Starcatcher: I didn't mean NOW!!!

Blade: Damn…

Starcatcher: (Slaps forehead) Oh brother!

Sparky: (Pops up) Hi everybody!

Everybody: Hi Dr. Nick!

Ridge: (Confused) Wha…?

Kat: Simpson's reference…

Ridge: I still don't get it…

Vulpes: (Sympathetically) Yukito5, your spelling isn't that bad!

Sparky: Compared to yours…

Vulpes: HEY!!!

Kat: When are we going to get to Cuby's review!?!

Sparky: Hey, by the way, did you all hear what phoenix said?

Some Random Guy: (Running around, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! PHOENIX!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Vulpes: What, you mean how Blade has a blankie and Freeza is girlish?

Some Random Guy: (Ditto) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! BLANKIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! FREEZA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Everyone: (Stares, then shakes their heads)

Blade: (Turns super in his rage) I DO NOT OWN A BLANKIE!!! I AM BROLI!!! THE FIRST AND MOST POWERFUL SUPER SAIYA-JIN!!! I WOULD NOT HAVE A BLANKIE!!! DO YOU HEAR MEEEEEEE!?!

Ridge: Whoa…you need to calm down!

Vulpes: (Holding the blankie) But you have to admit…it is really soft and cuddly!

Starcatcher: Wait a minute…(Reads the initials on the tag) this is ANDY'S!!!

Vulpes: (Screams and tries to wash all the germs from her hands, but that doesn't work so she tries using a blowtorch) AAAAAAAH!!! HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!

Ridge: See? It wasn't yours after all, Blade!

Blade: (Currently working on a plan of revenge with Freeza) Kill her!

Freeza: She'll pay for saying I'm like a girl!

Vulpes: (Finally put out the fire and got rid of Andy's germs) But it's true!

Freeza: NO IT IS NOT!!! (A Barbie falls from behind his back, causing everyone to stare)

Sparky: Whoa…

Andy: HA! HA!

Vulpes: Uh…right…whatever you say…

Ridge: (Stares, eyes wide) This is just too much…

Kat: I WANNA SEE WHAT CUBY WROTE NOOOOOW!!!

Starcatcher: All right! Geez…this one is from ChibiChaos!

Some Random Guy: (Once again) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! CHIBICHAOS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

~DAMN IT KAT, STOP USING THE CHIBI PART IN MY NAME AS AN EXCUSE TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM BLADE!!! AND STOP CALLING ME CUBY!!! *glares at Cupid* AND AS FOR YOU BUSTER!! *grabs her staff and mallet* YOU'D BETTER START RUNNING CAUSE I DON'T LIKE HAVING MY HEART MESSED WITH!!! *chases after Cupid* AND I'VE DECIDED THAT I NOW LOVE EITHER HIEI OR IMPMON OR BIT, THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO BATTLE FOR MY AFFECTIONS!!! JA!!~

Everyone: (Stares)

Ridge: You mean after all THAT, ChibiChaos just gives him up!?!

Kat: YES!!! HE'S ALL MINE NOW!!! (Hugs Blade)

Vulpes: Wait…a…minute…SHE CAN'T LIKE BIT!!! He's MINE!!!

Everyone else: (Falls anime style)

Ridge: Not again! I thought you liked Eros!

Vulpes: (Thinks for a moment) Well…I do…I just like them both SOOO much I can't decide!

Kat: Well…it looks like you've got some competition Eros!

Ridge: (Tries looking through "Fanfics for Dummies") I still don't get this!

Sparky: Hey…where's Melvin?

Kat: I wouldn't mention him if I were you…

Sparky: What? Why?

Ridge: I don't think our host has many good things in store for Eros…

Sparky: Why's that?

Vulpes: He made Melvin fall in love with her! Now I don't have to worry about him bugging me anymore!

Sparky: HAH HAH!!!

Ridge: But that only happened because he tried to get Melvin to fall in love with you!

Sparky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! GROSS! GROSS! GROOSSSSS!!!!

Blade: Can we begin the senseless carnage sometime TODAY!?!

Starcatcher: Of course! And now, for the first of three reasons you all came here today! The fight between Darien and Kurama!

Kat: (Jumps down to her place near the arena)

Audience: (Cheers loudly for Kurama, boos loudly for Darien)

Andy: Ready…START!!!

Darien: (Pulls out a rose and uses it to transform) I am Tuxedo Mask and I am the greatest and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

(Three hours later…)

Darien: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-

Starcatcher: ENOUGH ALREADY!!! What is your deal!?! That's just pathetic!!!

Darien: (Stupidly) What do you mean? That was a great speech!

Blade: You call THAT a speech!?! All you did was say "blah blah blah" for three whole hours!

Darien: Shut up!

Kat: Kurama? Could you just…kill him already?

Kurama: I suppose…

Darien: You won't beat me! (Pulls out a rose and throws it at Kurama, but it doesn't even travel a foot before it hits the ground) Uh…hold on! (Tries again, but the second rose doesn't get any farther than the first rose) One more time! (Ditto)

Kurama: …Pathetic…

Darien: Then take THIS!!! (Pulls out a whole bouquet of roses and throws all dozen of them, not even getting as far as the first three single roses) Oh crap…

Kurama: I guess it's my turn…(pulls out a rose and turns it into a whip) ROSE WHIP SLASH!!!

Darien: (Screams like a little girl and tries to jump out of the way, but the whip slashes the elastic holding up his pants, causing them to drop down revealing…)

Kat: Oh…my…GOD!!!

Ridge: I don't believe it!

Blade: It can't be…

Vulpes: Are those…

Sparky: HE WEARS TELETUBBIES UNDERWEAR?

(Yes, it's true! Tux-boy wears TELETUBBIES underwear! Talk about sickening…)

Some Random Guy: (Runs around the studio, screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TELETUBBIES UNDERWEAR!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Mina: (Covers her eyes, screaming) AAAAAH!!! MY EYES!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES!!!

Duo: (Also covering his eyes) MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! THEY BUUURRRNNN!!!

Helios: (Sighs and sweat drops) I can't believe he was ever an Earth Prince…

Hotaru: (Stares in shock and horror) The horror…THE HORROR!!!

Michiru: (Covers Hotaru's eyes)

Bulma: (Shouting, to Darien) YOU <INSTERT INSULTING ADJECTIVE HERE> BASTARD!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DEFILE INNOCENT CHILDRENS' MINDS!!!

Darien: You know I'm hot!

Kat: YEAH RIGHT!!! (Grabs Big Bertha out of Blade's hands and prepares to chuck it at Darien)

Blade: HEY!!!

Starcatcher: KAT, give Blade his mallet back! DARIEN!!! Put your pants on! Can we at least TRY to keep this PG-13?

Darien: (Pulls his pants up) But what's the fun in that?

Kurama: You disgust me! ROSE WHIP-

Darien: NOOOO!!! (Falls to the ground, covering his head)

Serena: WAIT!!! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!!! (Runs to the arena)

Kurama: What?

Darien: (Looking to Serena, eyes shining) Serena…you…came to save me!

Serena: Uh…yeah…right…(Grabs his top-hat and takes the Golden Crystal hidden inside) Yoink!!! (Leaves the arena and tosses the crystal to Helios)

Helios: Thanks! Now my life is no longer in his incapable hands!

Darien: (Confused) Incapable? What does that mean?

Blade: It means you're a moron!!!

Serena: (Turns to face Kurama) Okay…now you can kill him!

Kurama: SLASH!!!

Darien: SSSSSEEEEERRRRREEEEENNNNNAAAAA!!! WHY MY LOVE!?!

Serena: Because I hate you, DUH!!!

Darien: (Is hit by the attack and dies)

Everyone: (Cheers)

Kurama: (Leaves the arena and goes to his seat) And that's the end of that…

Kat: Thank God…

Ridge: This is too much…

Vulpes: Next fight! Next fight!

Blade: And now, for the more action-packed battle between Haruka and Vegita!!!

Everyone: YAY!

Andy: Ready…START!!!

Vegita: (Punches Haruka, knocking her back a few feet) Hmph! This should be easy!

Haruka: (Glares at Vegita) I haven't even started! (Kicks Vegita's stomach, causing him to double over in pain, she then uses this opportunity to slam his head into the arena)

Everyone: (Wince) Ooooh…

Vegita: (Glares back at Haruka) I'll just have to take this to the next level then! (Turns to the first level of a Super Saiya-jin and blasts Haruka to the other side of the ring)

Haruka: (Even though she has been badly burnt, she holds up her transformation pen) URANUS PLANET POWER!!! (A.N: Can anyone see what I'm trying to do here?)

Vegita: FINAL FLASH!!!

Haruka: (Jumps into the air, dodging the attack, does a triple spin back-flip and lands perfectly) TA DA!!!

Starcatcher: (Holds up a 10) I give it a ten!

Kat: (Holds a 10) Same here!

Blade: (Does the same) Ditto!

Vulpes: (Holding a 01 and smiling)

Everyone: (Stares) Huh?

Kat: Uh…Vulpes? You're holding it upside down!

Vulpes: I am? (Looks at the number) Oops! (Turns it right side up, now reading 10)

Andy: (Does the same as the others except the number he chose is 0) THAT STINKS YOU RETARD!!!

Haruka: You jerk! (Punches Andy out of the arena)

Andy: (Dazed and in pain) On second thought…make it a 10…(faints)

Haruka: (Smiles as everyone applauds her) I shoulda tried out for the Olympics years ago!

Vegita: Can we get back to the fight now?

Haruka: Of course! SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!! (The attack hits Vegita in the chest, knocking him back a few feet)

Vegita: (Creates a ki ball and throws it at Haruka)

Haruka: (Dodges, but the ki ball starts bouncing all over the place like in pinball)

Everyone: (Screams and ducks as the ki ball heads their way) AAAAH!!!

(Mina jumps up and lobs the ball in Lena's direction. The ball bounces from Lena's head, onto the heads of Videl, Relena, and Harry, resulting in a hollow sound and all of them shouting "ouch" soon afterwards. The ball then flies over to Ryo, who is conveniently holding a baseball bat. Ryo swings, causing the ball to go flying right towards the forehead of Kari from Digimon.)

Kari: (Screams in fear)

Davis: (Jumps in the way just in time and kicks the ball to the other side of the audience, then turns to look at Kari) Are you all right Kari?

Kari: (Glare) What were you DOING!?! You almost let me get killed!

Davis: I save your life from a flying ki ball and THIS is how you repay me? Forget this! (Leaves to sit as far away from her as he can)

Kari: FINE YOU JERK!!! TK was always better than you! (Looks around) Where is TK anyways?

TK: (Currently making out with Catherine, the French girl from Digimon World Tour)

Kari: TK!!! You can't lover HER! You love MEEEEH!!! (Just then gets beaned by the ki ball)

TK: (Looking around) Did you hear something?

Catherine: Nope! (Goes back to kissing him)

Starcatcher: Can someone just end this already?

Sparky: Why? Is it because you're afraid if the ball comes to you that you might mess up and cause it to explode?

(Just then, the ki ball comes aiming straight for Starcatcher, who grabs it, dribbles it like a basket ball pro, then tosses it into the net behind her back and bows as the crowd cheers.)

Sparky: Open mouth insert foot…

(The ki ball then bounces from the ground and flies straight for Haruka, hitting the back of her head and exploding causing a lot of colorful lights.)

Audience: (Staring like zombies) Ooooh…pretty…

Haruka: Grr…URANUS WORLD SHAKING!!! (The attack slams into Vegita, forcing him to the side of the arena before he pushes it off and sends it flying through the roof) Damn!

Vegita: Let's see you take this! (Powers up to the next level and punches her, sending her flying into the ground)

Haruka: Not bad, but that's just a warm-up! URANUS CRYSTAL POWER!!! (Powers up even more) URANUS SPACE TURBULENCE!!!

Vegita: (Slams into the ground and groans in pain)

Bulma: (To Haruka from the side of the ring) Wow…you're more of a man than my husband is!

Haruka: Gee…thanks, but I'm really a girl.

Bulma: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?! (Screams)

Ridge: You mean she couldn't tell?

Kat: Apparently not…

Vegita: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ACK!!! (Dies)

Everyone: (Stares)

Vulpes: Well…at least now we know he has a sense of humor…

Andy: Uh…Haruka wins!

Haruka: COOL! (Leaves to go sit next to Michiru and Hotaru)

Ridge: This…is…insane…THIS IS INSANE I TELL YOU!!!

Blade: But we all pretty much already figured that…

Sparky: Why is it you always seem to be the last to know?

Ridge: *SIGH* I don't know…just…leave me alone!

Vulpes: Awww…poor Ridger Wolf!

Kat: Lets just start the third match, shall we?

Andy: Ready…START!!!

Hercule: ACK!!! (Has a heart attack and dies of fear)

Everyone: (Stares)

Blade: Uh…is he alive?

Kat: (Pokes Hercule's body with a sharp stick) He's not moving…

Vulpes: Well…Hercule's dead…

Cell: WHAT!?! That's not fair! I didn't even get to fight!!!

Starcatcher: Too bad. It looks like we'll just have to toss his body in the incinerator!

Hercule: (Jumps up) NOOOO! WAIT!!! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!!!

Starcatcher: I knew it!

Kat: Well…it looks like you'll get to fight him after all Cell!

Hercule: Oh crap…

Andy: As I said: Ready…START!!!

Hercule: (Tries to get an advantage by getting the first hit, but he doesn't even leave a mark on Cell and he only ended up hurting his own hand and whines) Ow! Ow! Ow!

Vulpes: (Singing) Who let the dog out?

Kat: Don't.

Vulpes: But-

Kat: Just don't.

Vulpes: Fine…

Hercule: (Punches Cell repeatedly and as hard as he can)

Cell: (Isn't even forced back and can't even feel the punches) Boring…

Hercule: (Finally gets too tired to try to punch him anymore) How…*WHEEZ*…do you like…*GASP*…that?

Cell: (Looks at Hercule questioningly) Is that the best you can do?

Hercule: (Pulls himself up to make himself look big) Of course not! HIIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!! (Tries to hit him with a karate chop)

Cell: *Yawn* (Grabs Hercule's hand and twists his arm, causing Hercule to scream like a little girl)

Hercule: (Pleading) Please let me go Mr. Cell! I'll give you money! You can have the World Champion Title! Or how about my daughter?

Videl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!

Cell: That's disgusting…(Stabs Hercule through the heart with his tail)

Hercule: ACK!!! (A red liquid dribbles from his mouth)

Kat: (Goes over to Hercule and wipes the red stuff with a napkin, then turns to face Cell) You smeared strawberry jam from your sandwich on his chin.

Cell: (Confused) What are you talking about?

Kat: Wouldn't want to give the innocent kids reading this any ideas…

Cell: Whatever…(Pushes Hercule off his tail) Gross…now I have his guts all over my tail!

Hercule: (Falls to the ground, obviously dead)

Kat: Cell wins!

Blade: (Rolls eyes) Not like we didn't see that coming a mile away…

Cell: That was mildly entertaining…(Leaves the arena)

Videl: (Runs to the arena and crouches next to Hercule to see if he's really dead, and he is) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAD!!! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD!!! NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THAT NEW HOVER CAR!

Everyone: (Stares at her in disbelief and disgust)

Blade: May I…?

Starcatcher: Oh, what the heck! Knock yourself out!

Blade: YES!!! (Runs to the arena with a giant sword and chops Videl's head off)

Videl: (Her body falls forward and lays on top of Hercules)

Everyone: EWWW!!!!

Starcatcher: BLADE!!!

Blade: What? You said I could kill her!

Starcatcher: Yeah, but I didn't think you were going to do it like THAT!

Blade: Yeah…well…I'm Broli, what did you expect?

Vulpes: Maybe something a little less messy than decapitation?

Blade: (Shrugs) Oh well…too late for that now huh?

Vulpes: Don't you feel even the least bit guilty?

Blade: Nope! I don't have a heart, remember? That's the reason Cupid's arrows don't work on me!

Ridge: (Heads to the door with a packed suitcase) That's the last straw…goodbye everyone!

Vulpes: You're leaving us? Why?

Ridge: This place is too nutty for me. I've got to get out of here before I go INSANE!!! So it was nice knowing all of you, but I'm outta here! (Leaves)

Starcatcher: Damn! Now that leaves me as the only still sane one here!

Kat: (Dramatically) And thus, Ridger Wolf leaves as Starcatcher watches with a broken heart and tears running down her face…*SIGH*

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Kat: Heh heh?

Starcatcher: Keep it up and I'll give Blade to ChibiChaos!

Blade: (Stares, eyes wide) WHAAAT!?!

Kat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Blade: (Bursting through the door into the announcer's box) YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!

Starcatcher: Watch me!

Vulpes: But I thought ChibiChaos gave up on Blade?

Starcatcher: That doesn't mean she wouldn't accept him if I gave him to her as a gift! And if not ChibiChaos, then I'm sure there are plenty of other fans out there that would love to have Blade…(evil smile)

Vulpes: (Whispering to Sparky) Remind me not to get on her bad side…

Sparky: (Whispering to Vulpes) It's a little late for me though…

(Meanwhile…)

Cupid: WUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! My arrows won't work on him because he doesn't have a heart, huh? We'll see about that! (Shoots an arrow at Blade, but it bounces right off him and narrowly misses Cupid) What!?!

Starcatcher: (Sees Cupid) CUPID!!!

Cupid: Curses! (Tries to fly away, but hits an invisible barrier and falls to the arena) What the…?

Washu: Invisible, impenetrable barrier made by the great Washu! Nothing beats it! (Stands and bows as all applaud her)

Starcatcher: (Very evil smile) Now to make Cupid pay!

Vulpes: HOLD IT!!! I'm confused…I thought Eros and Cupid were the same guys?

Blade: No. Cupid is the annoying little love angle with wings. Eros is the guy owned by Zpan Sven. Cupid's the main one that deserves pain!

Vulpes: Yay! That means you're safe Eros!

Starcatcher: Who said anything about him being safe? He's still going to pay for that little "incident" with Melvin!

Vulpes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kat: I thought you liked Bit?

Vulpes: (Pause) Oh yeah!

Everyone: (Sweat drop)

Starcatcher: Uh…right…but for now…I have a little self-acclaimed "God of Love" to take care of! (Goes to the arena)

Kat: Do you guys think Eros is going to be mad when he finds out about Cupid running around and doing all that stuff?

Blade: Probably, but it doesn't matter because Cupid won't live long enough to be beaten up by Eros…

Vulpes: *SIGH* Decisions…decisions…Eros…Bit…Eros…Bit…< /div>