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Starcatcher: Greetings readers! It's time once again for another episode of ANIME DEATHMATCH (echo)!!! I'm-

Several Voices: (Interrupting) WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!

Starcatcher: (Stares) What the…? (Narrows eyes) All right…WHO LET THE PURITANS IN HERE!?!

Kat and Vulpes: (Look innocent and halos appear above their heads)

Andy: THOSE ARE COMPLETELY FAKE YOU RETARDS!!!

Melvin: How can you tell?

Vulpes: MELVIN!?! When did you get here?

Melvin: As soon as someone remembered I was still locked up in the basement!

Kat: At least he's back to normal…

Vulpes: I thought Eros made you fall in love with Relena?

Melvin: Are you kidding? No one, not even the God of Love could make anyone fall in love with someone like RELENA!!!

Vulpes: Eros…*SIGH*

Kat: But I thought you liked Bit too…

Vulpes: I'm sticking with Eros! He's cute!

Melvin: (Under his breath) He won't be when I get my hands on him…

Kat and Vulpes: (Grab the halos and use them like hula-hoops, then send them flying through the glass separating the announcer's box from the arena and audience members) Uh…whoops?

Melvin: Whoa…

(The halos then turn into miniature distructo disks.)

Melvin: (Stares, eyes wide) Now how did that happen?

Vulpes: Well…they were cheap…

Starcatcher: (Stares, eyes wide) You used MINIATURE DISTRUCTO DISKS as HALOS!?!

Kat: Well…yeah…

Starcatcher: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!

Kat: It seemed like a good idea at the time…

Melvin: I don't believe this…

(At this time however, the twin distructo disks cause chaos in the audience, starting with the twin disks buzzing through Vegita's hair, giving him a Mohawk.)

Vegita: WHAT THE HELL!?!

Kat: I think it's a very good look for you!

Vulpes: Yeah! Mohawks are all the rage!

Melvin: But-(Both Kat and Vulpes cover his mouth)

Vegita: I'LL BLAST THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!

Starcatcher: (Under her breath) Good luck, I already tried that…

Melvin: WHAT!?!

(Meanwhile, both disks bounce off the wall and head for Darien, who is running around in circles like a maniac, flapping his arms like a chicken.)

Darien: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEH!!! (The disks each chop off one arm and Darien panics even more) AAAAAAAAAAH!!! I HAVE NO ARMS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Some Random Guy: HEY! Quit stealing my material!

Vegita: SHUT UP!!! (Blasts Darien into the next dimension)

(In the next dimension…)

Darien: (Sitting on a field of grass, where everything is peaceful) Ahhh…this is the life…(lays back and relaxes)

(Back at the studio…)

(Pause…)

(Yeah right! Did you guys really think we're going to let him off that easily?)

(Back to where Darien is…)

Darien: (Notices a huge shadow covering the area) What the…? AAAAAAAAAH!!! (Runs around in circles screaming as the shadow gets bigger and bigger) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAH!!! AAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(Is flattened by a flying cow) *SPLAT!*

Flying Cow: Moo…

(Back at the studio…)

Kat: You've got to love that next dimension!

Vegita: YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR!!!

Vulpes: (Nervously) Oh come on bro…you wouldn't hurt your favorite half sister, would you?

Vegita: You're my ONLY half-sister, and yes! I would!

Vulpes: *GULP!*

Andy: AHAHAHAHAA!!! The retards are gonna get blasted to the next retarded dimension! AHAHAHAHAA!!!

Melvin: Do you even know what that means?

Kat: Uh…what if we fixed your hair for you?

Melvin: Can you do that?

Vegita: (Thinks over this for a moment) Fine…but you'd better have it back to its regular style!

Kat and Vulpes: (Now dressed as beauticians) Don't worry! You'll have your regular style back in no time! (Rush to where Vegita is and start fixing his hair back to its normal style)

Everyone: *GASP!!!*

Melvin: This won't end well…

Kat: Done! What do you think? (Hands Vegita a mirror)

Vegita: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!

Vulpes: What's wrong? Your hair is in its regular defying gravity style!

Vegita: But you dyed it PINK!!! (It's true…Vegita now has pink hair)

Andy: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! You retards gave him a retarded hair color!

Melvin: (Stares) What were you two thinking?

Vulpes: Well…it matches his pink shirt!

Vegita: GRR…

Kat: By the way, that'll be $30…

Vegita: WHY YOU LITTLE-!!! (Starts throwing ki blasts at them, chasing them out of the studio)

Starcatcher: *SIGH* Oh brother…

Sparky: WAZZUP!

Melvin: At least things can't get any worse…

Andy: Eheheheheheh…(Scary music plays and lightning flashes) AHAHAHAHAA!!!

Everyone: (Stares)

Sparky: Something tells me you shouldn't have said that…

TK: Whoa…talk about freaky…

Catherine: You can say that again… (Holds on to TK's hand)

Kari: TK!!! HOW COULD YOU BE WITH CATHERINE!?! You and I were destined to be together! Everyone says so!

TK: Who's "everyone?"

Davis: I pity him…

Veemon: Maybe Kari's loosing it…

Gatomon: You think?

Old Man?: AHA!!! A rare Pokémon!!!

Old Lady?: Lets steal it!

Davis: HEY! You can't steal them!

Old Lady?: Watch us!

Tai: Just who do you think you are!?!

(The old couple pulls off their disguises revealing…)

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it double!

Ash: (Just happened to be nearby and jumps up) Not these guys!

Sparky: (Rolls eyes) Suuure…real original…

Melvin: Who are they?

Andy: More retards I'll bet…

Sparky: I'm beginning to get tired of hearing you say that...

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!

James: To unite all people within our nation!

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Melvin: How can truth and love be evil?

Jessie: SHUT UP! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE TEAM ROCKET MOTTO!!!

Kat: IT SUCKS!!!

Jessie: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?!

Starcatcher: Just let them get their stupid speech out of the way so we can hurry up and get rid of them already!

Everyone: Fine…

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

James: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie: Jessie!

James: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Wabafet: Wabafet!

Ash: It's Team Rocket!

Pikachu: Pika!

TK: Team Rocket? Who are they?

Brock: They're a group of morons that go around trying to steal rare and valuable Pokémon, though they never succeed…

James: HEY! We'll make it this time though! (Grabs Gatomon)

Gatomon: I'm a Digimon you morons!

Jessie: Who cares? You'll earn us a bundle!

(Team Rocket tries to escape.)

Kari: NOOOO!!! GATOMON!!! (Turns to face all the guys) One of you has to save her!

TK: Why can't you just make her digivolve so she can beat them up on her own?

Kari: I can't! She's too far away now!

Izzy: Actually, you can still make her digivolve considering she's only less than 10 yards away…

Kari: Uh…well…

Izzy: You don't have a good reason, do you?

Gatomon: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ALREADY!?!

Kari: Pwease? (Big puppy-dog eyes) Davis?

Davis: No one else is gonna do it, are they?

All the other guys: (Shake their heads violently)

Davis: (Reluctantly) *SIGH* Fine…lets do it Veemon! DIGI ARMOR ENERGIZE!!!

Veemon: VEEMON ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TO…

Flamedramon: FLAMEDRAMON!!! The fire of courage! (Chases after Team Rocket and punches James, freeing Gatomon)

Gatomon: Thanks!

Davis: (Turns to Ash) Will you do the honors or shall I?

Ash: (Shrugs) Go ahead…

Flamedramon: FIRE-

????: PYRO SPHERE!!! (Attack hits Team Rocket, sending them flying)

Team Rocket: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Wabafet: WAAAAA!!!

(They disappear into a point in the sky like in every episode of Pokémon)

Davis: What the…?

Veemon: (De-digivolved from Flamedramon) What was that?

Takato: It was Guilmon!

Guilmon: Can we get some peanut butter now?

Gatomon: Wow! You guys have Digimon? Does that mean you're Digidestined too?

Henry: Well…sort of…we're the Digimon Tamers.

Davis: Cool!

Rika: Be quiet! You're yesterday's news now! The Tamers are taking over!

Gatomon: Uh…yeah…

Veemon: You're not very nice are you?

Rika: At least I don't play around with people's feelings like SOME people! (Sends glares at Kari)

Davis: That's true…

Kari: (As Davis returns with Gatomon and Veemon) Thank you Davis! (Smiles seductively at him)

Pikachu: PIKACUUUUU!!! (Electrocutes Kari)

Kari: WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR!!! (Runs to the exit, but just then, Hiei kicks open the door to the studio, causing it to slam into Kari and knocks her unconscious. He then stomps in followed by Kurama. Neither notices Kari laying on the floor and walk right on top of her.)

Hiei: ALL RIGHT!!! WHO TOOK MY SWORD!?!

Kurama: (Calmer than Hiei) And my rose whip?

Audience: (Shrugs)

Andy: (Muttering) Retards…YIPE!!! (Gets hit in the head with several blunt objects being thrown by the Hiei and Kurama fans)

Hiei: I'LL KILL ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHERE IT IS AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Audience: (Gets scared and points in the direction Leslie Hellstone, Chamos is)

Sparky: (Sweat drop) Well…they're not very loyal are they?

Starcatcher: Reminds me of some people I know…

Andy: Who you retard?

Sparky: You're probably talking about those idiots like Darien, Videl, Relena, etc. right?

Melvin: Actually, I think she was referring to-

Sparky: Yep! That's right! She was talking about them!

Starcatcher: (Rolls eyes) Sure…just keep telling yourselves that…

(Kurama and Hiei notice Kari as they leave. Kurama walks around her, but Hiei walks right on top of her and stomps on her face several times before leaving.)

Kari: Ow…ow…ow…

Sparky: Hey…I just noticed something…where's Blade?

Starcatcher: I think he's trying to avoid all his fans by hiding in the center of a star in a far off solar system where no one will find him.

Sparky: Wouldn't that kill him?

Starcatcher: He's Brolli! You could blast him through the sun and he's still be alive.

Sparky: Oh…

Kat: But he wouldn't be hiding if you didn't offer him to any of his fans!

Vulpes: Take it easy!

Sparky: When did you two get back?

Kat: When you first mentioned Blade, and speaking of which…(walks up to Starcatcher, glaring daggers) if you know what's good for you, take back what you said about the possibility of giving Blade away and make it clear ONCE AND FOR ALL that he is MINE!!!

Andy: Don't do it you retard! Just let the other retard kill you!

Starcatcher: (Rolls eyes) Geez! Fine! Blade belongs to Kat, so I'm sorry to all of you hoping for the chance to have him to all yourselves whether it is for romantic reasons…or to kill him in some cases…

Blade-obsessed fans: (Send glares at Kat)

Kat: (Grins) That's right! He's MINE! So back off!

Starcatcher: However, you could always fight Kat for him…

Blade-obsessed fans: (Smirk evilly and plot ways to kill Kat)

Melvin: This won't end well…

Sparky: (Rolls eyes) Gee…what was your first clue?

Vulpes: At least Blade is safe wherever he is…

(In a galaxy far, far away…)

Blade: (Standing in the middle of the Death Star, laughing evilly as the Darth Vader theme plays) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…(stops when the screens turn on to reveal an army of his fans in Imperial Army Ships) OH NOOOOOO!!!

Fans: BLADE!!! WE'VE FOUND YOU!!!

Blade: STAY AWAY!!! (Takes control of the Death Star and flies it away) KEEP AWAY! KEEP AWAY!!!

Fans: NOOO!!! YOU WILL BE OURS!!! (Fans start chasing after him in the hundreds of ships)

(Back on the show…)

Vulpes: Yeah! I'm sure he's safe!

(Just then, Team Rocket barges back into the studio.)

Team Rocket: HOLD IT!!!

Veemon: Didn't we just get rid of you guys?

Meowth: Well…yeah…but we're back!

Davis: You'd better not try to steal any more of our Digimon or Pokémon!

Jessie: No! We've changed our ways!

Everyone: (Stares, eyes wide) WHAT!?!

James: Yes! We're working for the law now!

Ash: We don't believe you!

Meowth: It's true!

Veemon: Well…I guess that's okay…

Davis: Why are you guys back here then?

Jessie: Well, if you must know, we're here to arrest…(Spins and points) HER!!!

Kat: Me?

Jessie: No, the other one!

Vulpes: Me?

Jessie: No! The OTHER other one!

Sparky: You mean Starcatcher?

James: Yes! That's it! We're here to arrest Starcatcher!

Starcatcher: WHAT!?! WHY!?!

Meowth: There have been many complaints against you, so we're going to take you to the SAWTGROADBASFBUCFNGR Small Claims Court! Take her in!

Kat: I wonder how Blade's doing…

Melvin: He's probably better off than WE are!!!

(Meanwhile, back in that galaxy far, far away…)

Blade: (Currently engaged in a light saber battle against a girl dressed up like Darth Vader who calls herself Darth Tanner, and his left hand is missing) HA! HA! YOU WON'T GET ME!!!

Darth Tanner: (Reaches her hand out to Blade) Blade! Join me! Come to the dark side!

Blade: (Look at her like she's an idiot) Uh…hellooo? I'm already on the dark side! I'M HEARTLESS!!!

Darth Tanner: Oh…well…uh…just join me then!

Blade: NEVER!!!

Darth Tanner: You cannot resist me! I…am your-

Blade: (Stares at her, eyes wide, like she's crazy) IF YOU EVEN SAY YOU'RE MY FATHER, I AM SO GONNA SMACK YOU!!!

Darth Tanner: No, I was actually going to say I'm your girlfriend…

Blade: Oh…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Darth Tanner: (Laughs evilly) You cannot defeat me with only one hand!

Blade: But…I never lost my hand. (Pulls his hand out of his sleeve) Dang sleeves! Keep getting caught!

Darth Tanner: (Faints)

Blade: (Thinks this is hilarious and starts laughing, but looses his balance and falls off the edge of the catwalk) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Darth Tanner: (Opens her eyes and looks over edge) The cuteness is strong in that one. (Faints again)

(Back at the studio…)

Vulpes: I'm sure he's fine!

Meowth: Well? What're you waiting for? ARREST HER!!!

James: Uh…how are we supposed to do that, Meowth? She's all the way up there! (Points to the announcer's box)

Jessie: Have you tried using the door marked "Stairs Leading to the Announcer's Box?"

James: Oh …funny…I never noticed that…

Vulpes: That's okay…no one else ever did either…

(Jessie and James go to the Announcer's Box and put handcuffs on Starcatcher.)

James: You have the right to remain silent!

Jessie: Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you!

Starcatcher: Don't I have a right to a lawyer?

Jessie: Uh…I think so.

Starcatcher: Great…is there a lawyer in the house?

Birdman: (Jumps up, wearing a suit) I'm a lawyer!

Avenger: *SQUAWK!!!*

Everyone: (Stares)

Starcatcher: Oh second thought…lets just go. (Is dragged away)

Everyone: *GASP!* Oh no!

Vulpes: Uh…now what do we do?

Kat: Maybe we should go to the SAWTG…(Pause)…long-letter named Small Claims Court and watch how things turn out?

(Everyone leaves and heads to the SAWTGROADBASFBUCFNGR Small Claims Court Studio, which is the studio right next door.)

Melvin: How contrived…

Andy: Shut up you geeky retard!

(Everyone goes inside)

(Inside…)

Mysterious Unknown Judge Who Keeps His Face Hidden For Some Unknown Reason: ORDER! ORDER!!!

Andy: I'll have an onion and Limburger pizza with a garlic milkshake!

Judge: QUIET! (Bashes Andy's head)

Andy: OW!!! THAT HURT YOU RETARD!!!

Ash: Talk about corny…

TK: And disgusting…

Judge: All right everyone! Lets start the trial.

(Starcatcher is brought into the courtroom with Jessie and James on either side of her to make sure she doesn't try to escape. A few seconds later, Relena, Videl, Kari, Harry, Lena, Hercule, and Darien, who is wrapped up like a mummy, enter the courtroom. They send glares over at her.)

Annoying Announcer Guy Voice-over: This is the trial of Relena Peacecraft, Videl and Hercule Satan, Kari Kamaiya, Harry Champ, Lena Torros, and Darien Shields VS Starcatcher…uh…whatever her last name is! Let the trial begin!

Judge: Now then…(turns to face the plaintiffs) I hear that all of you have complaints against Starcatcher, is this correct?

Relena: Yes it is your honor! She's been making fun of us, humiliating us, and causing terrible things to happen to us!

Judge: Starcatcher! You've been charged with relentlessly bashing these poor characters every chance you got! How do you plea?

Starcatcher: Guilty.

Everyone: *GASP!*

Judge: But…why?

Starcatcher: Because I hate them, duh!

Judge: What reasons do you have to hate them?

Kari: Yeah! Why do you hate me? You should hate someone like Davis!

Davis: HEY! I didn't see YOU going one on one with MaloMyotismon!

TK: Man Kari, you used to be so cool during the first season! What happened to you?

Chibi-Kari (From the first season): (Shouting) YEAH! What did you do to me?

Starcatcher: (To the Judge) I have every reason to bash them! They're stupid and just plain annoying! What's not to hate about them?

Relena: HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE! We're actually very smart!

Harry: Yeah! We're not stupid!

Starcatcher: (Hangs head) You're right, I never should have made all those mean, nasty comments about how dumb the bunch of you are, especially when they're not true and-(Stops and points at something behind them) Hey look! It's Starcatcher!

Group: Really? WHERE!?! (They look everywhere behind them)

Starcatcher: I rest my case…

Judge: Well…considering the things you said about them are true, I guess I should let you go…

Everyone: (Cheer)

Judge: BUT I'M NOT GOING TO!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! (Scary music plays and lightning flashes)

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Kat: WHY NOT!?! She proved that her reasons are valid, so why won't you let her go!?!

Judge: Because arresting her is the whole point of the SAWTGROADBASFBUCFNGR Small Claims Court!

Everyone: HUH!?!

Judge: It's true! The whole evil plot was in the name! SAWTGROADBASFBUCFNGR really stands for Stupid Annoying Way To Get Revenge On Anime Deathmatch By Arresting Starcatcher For Bashing Unliked Characters For No Good Reason!

Starcatcher: (Rolls eyes) Three guesses who the Judge is, and the first two don't count!

Hikaru: FLAME ARROW!!! (Shoots fire at the Judge, causing his robes to catch fire)

Judge: AAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY ROBES ARE ON FIRE!!! (Pulls off the robes, revealing him to be…)

Hercule: It's Yajirobe!

Kat: As if we couldn't already figure THAT out!

Andy: WHAT!?! He's the last retard I would have thought of doing something like this, especially since he's done it before!

Everyone else: (Rolls their eyes and yawns)

Sparky: Okay, at first his stupidity was sort of amusing, but now it's just annoying…

Yajirobe: Okay! So it's me! But you won't be getting out of here! GUARDS!!!

(The Power Rangers appear.)

Power Rangers: WE-ARE…THE-MIGHTY-MORPHIN-POWER-RANGERS!!!

Kat: Not these guys again!

Sparky: (Sees Pink Ranger) *GULP*

Melvin: Funny how Sparky expects to be able to take over the world when he can't even stand up to the Pink Ranger…

Andy: AHAHAHAA!!! That pink retard beat you up before, retard! AHAHAHAHAA!!!

Vulpes: But didn't she beat you up too?

Andy: (Pause) …Shut up!

Umi (From Magic Knights Rayearth): Come on Hikaru! Fuu! Lets waste these guys!

(The Magic Knights prepare to call upon their magic to defeat the Power Rangers when…)

Starcatcher: WAIT!!! (Pulls out a sheet of paper and reads it over) You girls can't destroy the Power Rangers!

Magic Knights: WHAT!?! WHY!?!

Starcatcher: ORCLORD wants to see Mirai Trunks destroy them.

Trunks: Me? Well…okay…

Power Rangers: YOU-WON'T-BEAT-US-THIS-TIME!!!

Trunks: That's what you think! (Creates several ki balls and fires them at the Rangers)

Power Rangers: AAH!!! OOH!!! EEH!!!

Vulpes: They sound like monkeys…

Kat: Well…at least they're letting their true selves show!

Sparky: Like Andy!

Andy: I'm NOT a retarded monkey you retard! (Looks at a picture on the wall) Ooooh! Banana! (Runs at it, but forgets that it's only a picture of a banana and crashes into the wall)

Everyone: (Stares)

Melvin: Maybe if I used him as my project for the Science Fair, then I could win first place!

Starcatcher: That's assuming we get out of here and Andy is still alive at the end of this…

Trunks: BURNING ATTACK!!!

Power Rangers: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (They die)

(Everyone runs out of the courtroom only to come to a maze of hallways.)

Sparky: Funny…this wasn't here earlier…

Yajirobe: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! You'll never make it out of the maze of hallways alive! You're doomed! Doomed! DOOOOOMED!!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

TK: Patamon?

Patamon: BOOM BUBBLE!!! (Attack hits Yajirobe)

Yajirobe: (Blown back through the wall) Ow…

Kari: You're so brave TK!

(Suddenly, a flying cow comes out of nowhere and lands on Kari.)

Flying Cow: Moo…

Everyone: (Stares)

Andy: HAHAHAA!!! A RETARDED FLYING COW FLATTENED THE RETARD!!! HAHAHAA!!!

Vulpes: A flying cow?

Melvin: That's impossible! Cows can't fly! It's physically impossible!!!

Kat: So is almost everything else that happens here, but there's no time to worry about that now! (Everyone runs out of the courtroom and into the hall)

Yajirobe: (Gets up) Try all you like! There's no…oh wait, they're all gone…darn…

(After everyone is running through the hallways for a while, they run into more trouble.)

Vulpes: Oh no! More trouble!

Sparky: HELP! IT'S…uh…some idiots whose names I don't remember!

Gohan: It's the Ginyu Force!

Ginyu Force: (Do their stupid poses) We're…the GINYU FORCE!!! (Background turns white and rose petals float through the air)

Everyone: (Sweat drop)

Umi: We'll take them! (The Magic Knights prepare to attack)

Starcatcher: (Looking over the sheet of paper) Sorry, but minimerc wants to see Gohan kill them.

Umi: GRR…

Fuu: Umi, it's no use getting angry!

Gohan: Okay then…I'll just use the Kamehameha!

Captain Ginyu: Then I'll use it too! KA…

Gohan: KA…

Captain Ginyu: ME…

Gohan: ME…

Captain Ginyu: HA…

Gohan: HA…

Ginyu: ME…

Gohan: ME…

Starcatcher: Wait a minute! Ginyu, how did you learn the Kamehameha wave?

Ginyu: You mean its something we have to learn?

Everyone: (Nods)

Ginyu: Oh crap…

Gohan: HA!!! (Shoots the Kamehameha wave at the Ginyu Force)

Ginyu Force: NOOOOOOOOO!!! (They are completely incinerated)

Gohan: (Turns to Serena) Are you okay?

Serena: I'm fine. (They both blush a bit and smile at each other)

Darien: (Still wrapped up like a mummy) WAIT A MINUTE!!! SERENA IS MINE!!! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HER!!!

Serena: WHEN will you get it through your head that I HATE YOU!?! (Kicks him in the gut)

Videl: HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO HIM!!! (Slaps Serena)

Serena: (Slaps Videl)

Videl: (Slaps Serena)

Serena: (Slaps Videl)

Starcatcher: This is gonna take a while…

Kat: I hope Blade's okay…

(Once again, in that galaxy far, far away…)

Blade: (Still falling) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Lands on Jabba the Hut, killing him) Eww! Gross! (Sees several Star Destroyers in the docking bay and his eyes widen) Ooooh! A Star Destroyer! (Takes control of the Star Destroyer and uses it to escape from the Death Star as the obsessed fans in the Imperial Army ships chase after him)

Fans: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!! COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE!!! (Jumps into Hyperspace and heads towards "Home world") FREEDOM!!! I'd better hurry up and get back! If Kat thinks I'm doing anything with another girl, she'll kill me!

(Back with the others…)

Kat: Blade had better not be doing anything with another girl, or I'll kill him!

(Meanwhile, everyone else is still glancing back and forth from Serena to Videl as each girl slaps the other.)

Vulpes: How many times have Serena and Videl slapped each other already?

Melvin: I lost count.

Sparky: Same here! What about you sis? (Stops and stares at Starcatcher, everyone else stares at her as well)

Starcatcher: (Not even paying attention to the fight and is reading a book when she notices the others are staring at her) What?

Everyone: (Sweat drops)

Videl: (Slaps Serena)

Serena: (Slaps Videl)

Videl: (Slaps Serena)

Serena: (Slaps Videl)

Melvin: I'm not sure I should be watching this…

Serena: (Slaps Videl, then kicks her face, leaving an imprint of her shoe)

Videl: (Knocked back and is about to hit Serena, but just then, she is flattened by a flying cow)

Flying Cow: Moo…

Everyone: (Stares)

Melvin: OKAY!!! THIS IS ENOUGH!!! THE POSSIBLY OF A FLYING COW IS AS UNLIKELY AS A…a…A FLYING PIG!!!

Darien: SERENA!!! Finally, we're together a- (Is flattened by a flying pig)

Flying Pig: Oink…

Everyone: (Falls anime style)

Andy: Way to go retard!

Melvin: Uh…okay…lets just continue then…

(Everyone continues running down the hall when Dorothy appears.)

Dorothy: Hey, I know the way out! Follow me and I'll get you guys out of here!

Vulpes: (Glares at Dorthy) DIEEE!!! (Throws ki blast after ki blast at Dorothy until there is nothing left of her but her eyebrows, which fall to the ground)

Everyone: (Stares) Uh…ooookay…

Vulpes: (Dancing around) FINALLY! I've always hated those eyebrows!

(But it turns out that the eyebrows are alive and they begin to move on their own. After joining together to create one eyebrow, it strangles Harry right before everyone's eyes.)

Vulpes: (Pointing and shouting) See? SEE!?! I told you didn't I? I told all of you that eyebrow was evil!!!

Kat: (Stares) Okay then…the next time Vulpes says that an eyebrow is possessed, I think I'll be more likely to believe her…

Everyone: (Nods)

Andy: That eyebrow is retarded!

Melvin: Uh…shouldn't someone do something to try and destroy the eyebrow from killing Harry?

Vulpes: Now why would we want to go and do that?

Sparky: Because if you don't, the eyebrow might try to make its new home on your face!

Vulpes: (Reluctantly) *SIGH* Fine…

Kat: And besides, it's strangling Lena now!

(The eyebrow finished killing Harry and is now strangling Lena.)

Vulpes: (Happily) Okay then! FINAL FLASH!!! (Destroys the eyebrow, "accidentally" killing Lena as well) I'm happy now!

Kat: I'll bet…

Melvin: (Hearts in his eyes) Isn't she beautiful?

Andy: Stupid lovesick retard!

Kat: (Whispering to Vulpes) Didn't Eros give you something to keep Melvin away?

Vulpes: (Whispering back) Yeah, but for some strange reason, its not working!

Andy: (Grins evilly and pats his coat pocket)

Starcatcher: And for those of you wondering why Vulpes never acts like a Saiya-jin, it's rather simple. She does act like a Saiya-jin, only when she's not getting lovesick over boys.

Sparky: Which is rare…

Kat: So what's Andy's excuse?

Starcatcher: Andy was dropped on his head as a kid…several times in fact…

Sparky: Uh…yeah…right…can we go already?

(They continue through the seemingly impossible maze until they finally reach the exit, which is being guarded by Team Rocket.)

Jessie: HOLD IT!!!

James: YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAST US!!!

(The Magic Knights once again step up and are about to attack, when Umi pauses and turns to face the others.)

Umi: Are there any MORE reviews saying that someone else has to defeat the bad guys?

Starcatcher: (Looks over the paper) Lesse…AHA! Here's one from TypoNumber5!

Umi: DAMNIT!!! WHY CAN'T WE DO ANY OF THE FIGHTING FOR ONCE!?!

Fuu: Umi! Please! You must calm down!

Hikaru: What did the review ask for?

Starcatcher: TypoNumber5 wants to see some of the people from Magic Knights Rayearth be featured, so you guys can go on ahead!

Umi: YESSS!!! LET'S DO THIS!!! BLUE WATERSPOUT!!!

Fuu: GREEN TORNADO!!!

Hikaru: RED LIGHTNING!!!

(The attacks hit Team Rocket, causing a huge explosion and sending them flying for the second time that day.)

Team Rocket: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Wabafet: WAAAAA!!!

(They fly into the distance just like earlier.)

Umi: FINALLY!

Fuu: I'm so glad that's over!

Hikaru: Yay!

Andy: I've never seen a bigger bunch of RETARDS in my life!

Kat: Well…here's the exit! Lets leave!

(They all leave the building and wait for five minutes.)

Kat: Okay…this just sucks!

Vulpes: What do you mean?

Kat: We escaped from the studio, but nothing else happened! Is that it? No fiery explosion? No huge earthquake? COME ON!!! MAKE SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPEN!!!

(Just then, a Star Destroyer lands on the building, completely obliterating it. The door to the ship opens and Blade steps out.)

Blade: Hey everyone! I'm BAAAAACK!!!

Everyone: (Stares)

Vulpes: Well…you DID want something interesting to happen Kat…

Kat: Yeah…but that wasn't exactly what I had in mind…

(Just then, Hercule and Relena are both flattened by flying cows.)

Flying Cows: Moo…

Melvin: Who came up with THAT!?!

Andy: Some retard…

Sparky: Like you?

Andy: I'M NOT A RETARD YOU RETARD!!!

Kat: THAT'S IT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL THESE FLYING COWS!?!

Everyone: (Glances at Starcatcher)

Starcatcher: Don't look at me! I had nothing to do with that!

Vulpes: But if you aren't the one firing the flying cows at people, then who is?

(Everyone looks over to see Sparky shoving a cow into a cannon.)

Sparky: Come…on…you…stupid…cow! (Notices everyone looking at him) What?

Andy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Flattened by another flying cow)

Vulpes: OH MY GOD!!! ANDY'S DEAD!!!

Starcatcher: WOO-HOO!!!

Vulpes: You don't like him very much do you?

Flying Cow: Moo…(Spreads its wings and flies away)

Everyone: (Sweat drop)

Blade: Uh…okay…that was just messed up…

Starcatcher: Uh…I guess that would wrap this up…tune in next time for Lina Inverse VS Videl Satan, here on ANIME DEATHMATCH (echo)!!! Ja ne!