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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Sage of the Halo for Dummies

Step one: get hair gel
To get the same amount of volume you need LOTS of gel. Egg whites might also not be a bad idea. Hairspray is a must. So is mouse. Trust us. It isn't natural. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Step two: obtain an armor
Read "Armoring Up for Dummies" for tips on this.

Step three: get a stick up your butt
Since we are nice people, with only a few death threats now and then, we have no clue how this is done. But it obviously can be done. We recommend using a lube of some sort.

Step four: argue with anyone who wants to get things done
God forbid any one actually want to do something instead of think about it. You might actually DO something. As everyone knows that's just wrong. So those seeking action must be argued with.

Step five: look hot
As Sage of the Halo you are expected to look hot. That means you must over dress. Throw away those jeans. They were last week anyways. Sport jackets with t-shits are the new thing. Leaning against trees and pouting is another good way to look hot. Don't be afraid to look like a prick. That's what you're trying to do anyways.

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I wonder how many Halo fans it takes to kill one fanfic writer? Donno. I don't even own Ronin
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