Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ Ronins For Dummies ❯ Rowen of Strata for Dummies ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Aoiko 
Anime/Manga: Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 240 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.28.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 240 | Visits: 224 | Status: Completed
Rowen of Strata for Dummies
Step one: get blue hair dye
This can be found almost anywhere that sells hair dye now-a-days. Make sure to get one that says "all natural". So when someone asks you can say that the hair IS indeed natural.
Step two: obtain an armor
Read "Armoring Up for Dummies" for tips on this.
Step three: get an unexplainable accent
Don't be afraid to pick an accent that has absolutely no place being used by someone in your area. A Scottish accent in Mexico, or a Texas accent in Russia, for example. Any thing's possible!
Step four: get up late, stay up late
Now you can be the night person you always wanted to be! Just blame it on low blood sugar! But be wary around those who have access to freezing cold water. That's never fun to wake up to.
Step five: state the obvious
Just because you have an IQ of 250 doesn't mean you can't state the obvious! Stating the obvious is an art and shouldn't be left to some idiot who probably didn't think it was obvious. Besides, someone has to keep the plot moving.
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One of these days I'm going to wake up with a knife in my chest. Rowen fans are just as bad as Sage fans. Even worse when their yaoi fans. But it's all fun an' games till some one figures out that I don't own Ronin
Warriors. Review!!!!
Step one: get blue hair dye
This can be found almost anywhere that sells hair dye now-a-days. Make sure to get one that says "all natural". So when someone asks you can say that the hair IS indeed natural.
Step two: obtain an armor
Read "Armoring Up for Dummies" for tips on this.
Step three: get an unexplainable accent
Don't be afraid to pick an accent that has absolutely no place being used by someone in your area. A Scottish accent in Mexico, or a Texas accent in Russia, for example. Any thing's possible!
Step four: get up late, stay up late
Now you can be the night person you always wanted to be! Just blame it on low blood sugar! But be wary around those who have access to freezing cold water. That's never fun to wake up to.
Step five: state the obvious
Just because you have an IQ of 250 doesn't mean you can't state the obvious! Stating the obvious is an art and shouldn't be left to some idiot who probably didn't think it was obvious. Besides, someone has to keep the plot moving.
--
One of these days I'm going to wake up with a knife in my chest. Rowen fans are just as bad as Sage fans. Even worse when their yaoi fans. But it's all fun an' games till some one figures out that I don't own Ronin
Warriors. Review!!!!