Ronin Warriors Fan Fiction ❯ Ronins For Dummies ❯ Sai of the Torrent for Dummies ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Sai of the Torrent for Dummies

Step one: get in touch with your feminine side
Boy, or girl, it doesn't matter. Everyone has a feminine side. You just need to get in touch with it. Just repeat after me "My life is in the kitchen. My life is in the kitchen…"

Step two: obtain an armor
Read "Armoring Up for Dummies" for tips on this.

Step three: get an unexplainable accent
Don't be afraid to pick an accent that has absolutely no place being used by someone in your area. A Scottish accent in Mexico, or a Texas accent in Russia, for example. Any thing's possible!

Step four: love marine life
Just because they can't live five minutes out of water doesn't mean they don't have feelings! Fight for you fish and mammal friends. Spatulas make excellent weapons.

Step five: hate fighting
People get hurt in battles. So they shouldn't be fighting at all! Fight for your belief. Use the spatula if you have to. Friend don't let friends have a good time fighting.

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This is a story about Aoiko and the three Sai fans. Aoiko gets eaten in the end. I don't own Ronin
Warriors. I wish I did. Then I'd be rich. Review!!!!