Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ Never trust little kids with coffee... ( Chapter 7 )

"Gooood…"

"Twinkieee……"

"Morons…" Everyone else had been watching the chase between Yahiko, Ian, and Kenshin. And Heather had decided to voice her opinion of it all.

"Morons on Twinkies!" both of them said.

"They really love Twinkies don't they?" Kaoru said.

"I think that's been established for a while now." Karli replied. At this point, Karli had felt tired, so she made some coffee. Since she was bored, she decided to walk up to Yahiko and gave him some coffee. With that, more insanity arose. Once he swallowed it, it took all of five seconds and he was up. And now addicted to coffee.

*k/n: how wonderful; little kids with coffee. That's a real winner.*

*a/n: you don't know the half of it.*

"Good…" he said. "What is it?"

"Coffee." His new addiction friend said.

"Cofffeeee…MORE PLEASE!" he yelled. Karli gave him the whole cup of it. Magically, another appeared for herself.

"Let's go CRAZY!!" she said, with the jitters of coffee drinking included.

"Not today, you won't." This was Ian talking. "Kenshin, would you please stop them?"

"Sure. No more havoc for either of you today," the little samurai said from behind the two coffee addicts. How he got there, neither knew, but it was all over.

"Give us a hand Sano," Ian called.

"Okay." Sano walked out to them and picked the two short-ones up. "To the house?" He asked.

"In the back bedroom," Ian said.

So, the two coffee drinkers were hauled away by Sano, with Ian and Kenshin following. They were put in her bedroom and the door was shut.

"How long you think they'll be out for?" Kaoru asked.

"Knowing her…5, maybe 10-seconds." Heather replied. Ian would have spoke first, but he was still a little high from the twinkies.

Five seconds later, there was a THUMP from behind the door to Karli's bedroom. Then a rustle and in a few more seconds, she appeared with Yahiko in the kitchen, gathered around the coffee pot.

"Damn!" Ian muttered. "I told mom she should have installed those security bars on her bedroom windows!"

He received puzzled looks at this comment. But there was an understanding in their stares.

"Somebody have a straight-jacket?" He asked.

"Here's two." Heather stated, holding out two jackets. Where they came from, Ian didn't care, just as long as they worked.

"Cuffs for the ankles?" He added.

*POOF!* "Yep." She held up two sets of cuffs.

*A/n: lots of stuff'll appear that way; that's the way it is.*

*K/n: LET ME TRY! *POOF* Cool; a Hummer!*

Kaoru didn't seem to understand what was about to happen. Sano and Kenshin did. They also seemed to like the idea.

"I think you know what I'm thinking guys; am I right?" Ian asked. He received nods from all around, except Kaoru, who had no clue what these items were for.

"Okay then, here's the plan…"

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A few minutes later, the plan was outlined. Everyone had a part. With suggestions from everyone (mostly Heather), the plot was fool proof.

"Let's do it," Kaoru said calmly, with an evil kind of look in her eye that was shared throughout the group.

Kenshin, Sano, and Kaoru entered the kitchen, where their hopelessly addicted friends were. Ian and Heather stood in the doorway, each holding a straight-jacket and a set of cuffs.

"Hello, you two," Kenshin began. "Enjoying the coffee?"

The two short-ones stood huddled around the coffee, drinking it as calmly as could be. Though, upon closer inspection, they both had a kind of "happy" look in their eyes; probably because of the added sugar. They simply nodded at Kenshin's remark.

"That's nice. Would you mind setting the cups down for a second?" He dared. The drinkers looked at one another, questioning the request. But they decided there was no harm in putting down their precious drink for a bit. This was what the three others had been waiting for.

As soon as the little-ones had set the mugs down, Kenshin and Kaoru had pulled out their respected weapons (Kenshin's still sheathed) and clonked them on the heads. They fell to the floor and started twitching slightly. Then, Sano and Kenshin proceeded to pin Karli and Yahiko to the floor, with Kaoru ready to "connect" with their heads should they arise. Once they were pinned, Heather and Ian stepped in, put the straight-jackets on the shortest of their group, and the cuffs around their ankles. With that done, a collective sigh of relief was exhaled. The chaos was over, for now.

"That worked out pretty good, eh?" Sano commented.

"That it did." Kenshin replied.

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MoTaS: That's the end of that chapter.

Kenshin: I liked that one.

MoTaS: Me too. Yahiko and Karli are locked up in magical straight jackets and ankle cuffs.

Kenshin: Where'd they come from?

MoTaS: Who knows; maybe Mars. Anyways hope you liked it, cuz I did and so should you. YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!!!!!

Kenshin: Master, you're scaring the readers.

MoTaS: I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY!!!!! *POOF* (Turns into Hiko; sword, skills and all) COME HERE YOU!

Kenshin: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!