Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ A Sugar-mad Kenshin and The GREAT TWINKIE! ( Chapter 6 )

Kenshin: I'm ALIVE!!!

MoTaS: YES, baka deshi, you ARE alive.

Kenshin: But what happened to the Rabid Backpack?

MoTaS: Oh….. it ate you alive. But then I realized that without you, my story would be over.

Kenshin: Well…. Thank you for bringing me back to life- *reaches out to hug master*

MoTaS: HEY! I never said I wouldn't have like to leave you dead!

Kenshin: O_O

MoTaS: Alright then. Here is the next chap. Remember that despite my aggressive argument with the creator of RK, he refused to give me ownership of the story for a nickel, a string, and some pocket lint (the lint came from Abraham Lincoln's own pocket! He could have had it and sold it on E-Bay!!)

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Once in the kitchen, Ian began opening cupboards, looking for snacks. Kaoru just stared at all the things in the kitchen. Kenshin discovered the indoor plumbing. Sano and Yahiko were wondering what the heck the stove was, seeing as no one had told them.

"Hey Rooster-head!" Yahiko was yelling to him. "Turn a knob and see what happens."

"Fine, brat! I will."

That said, Sano went ahead and turned a knob on full blast. There was a faint hissing sound and then - WHOOOSH! - there was fire. Yahiko thought it was cool; Sano did not.

"AHHHH!!! BLACK MAGIC!!!" he yelled.

At that same moment, Kaoru happened to have a frying in her hand when Sano began yelling, and ended it with a clonk on his head.

"Oww" was all he said. Then he passed out onto the floor.

*A/n: I just love watching Sano suffer.*

*K/n: Me too.*

*S/n: NOT ME!*

*A & K/n: Shut up.*

"Can't Sano remain conscious for even FIVE MINUTES without passing OUT?!" Ian asked.

"No" Kaoru said simply.

With that, everyone except Kaoru, Sano, and Karli (still stuck to carpet) fell anime style. Kaoru didn't understand what the problem was, as long as was quiet.

Still hungry, Ian continued his search and soon found snacks…….with lots of sugar in them. They turned out to be "Twinkies".

"Who wants a Twinkie?" he asked.

"No thanks" Karli and Heather said. Kaoru was too busy looking at all the cookware, with help from Karli, Heather, and sheer annoyance from Yahiko.

"How about it Kenshin?" Ian asked Kenshin.

"Okay." With that, Ian opened the wrapper on a pack of them and gave one to Kenshin. He eyed it, but trued it anyways. He soon discovered it was very good; very big mistake.

"Good?" Ian asked.

"Really good. Can I have another?" the soon to become addicted samurai asked.

"Here, have a whole package." Ian tossed an entire pack to him. He soon had it open and was half way through the last one in no time.

"Tasty" Kenshin said with a gleam in his violet eyes, and a twitch in his right hand. It was final: he had joined the ranks of Twinkie/sugar addicts along with Ian.

* k/n: I looooooove twinkies…… *

* a/n: me tooooooooo…………... *

"Ian…" Heather said questioningly. "What did you do to him?"

"I gave him some Twinkies." He smiled happily.

"MORON!!" she yelled. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!"

"I was thinking I was hungry and so was Kenshin and no one wanted one and now addiction buddies so we can help each other through hard times-" he said in one breath. Then his face changed to that of fear.

"WHERE'S MY TWINKIE?!?!" he asked.

Then Kenshin walked up to him and said "Here's a Twinkie, all lonely, and golden, and tasty and……MINE!!!" The two of them then began the battle for the All Powerful Twinkie. They were on the floor wrestling (did Kenshin even know how?) for the Twinkie, while everyone else just watched from the doorway.

"What's going on?" Kaoru asked. "Why are Kenshin and Ian fighting?"

"Ian introduced Kenshin to Twinkies." Heather said. "Now they're both locked in battle for the last one."

Yahiko watched the battle of the addicts and just kinda smiled.

"Cool."

Sano was conscious again and joined the others in watching the battle at hand.

"Kenshin and Ian fighting over food?" he asked. "Funny."

That's when the Twinkie fell on the floor. Immediately, with a hand in each others face and a hand grabbing for the snack, the fighting had momentarily ceased. At that point, Yahiko decided he was hungry.

"Twinkie. Cool." He said as he snatched the Twinkie and walked away, heading outside.

That's when Ian and Kenshin got pissed. They both had Battousai eyes.

"Got your sword?" Ian asked.

"Yeah." The sugar crazed rurouni replied.

"Whack Yahiko?"

"You know me too well."

With that, the hunt for the Twinkie pilfering apprentice began. Everyone else just stood there, shocked at what had just happened.

"Wow. They must want that Twinkie really bad!" Sano said.

"No shit, Sherlock." Heather said back.

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