Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ The Most Evil of All Demons ( Chapter 10 )

MoTaS: Welcome back, people, for the tenth Chapter!

Yahiko: Yah, and I'm getting paid later!

Sano: Me too!

MoTaS: We'll see about that. Anyways, for now, these two will be filling in for by baka deshi, Kenshin.

Sano: I thought Hiko was Kenshin's master?

MoTaS: Do you wanna get paid?

Sano: Yes.

MoTaS: Then I am Kenshin's master.

Sano: Gotcha.

Yuki: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?

MoTaS: Oh yeah… everyone meet Yuki, a.k.a. Kenshingentatsu. She will be assisting as well, and also is Kenshin's defender, so to speak.

Yuki: Your last chapter KILLED ME!!! Literally!

MoTaS: Whatever; you should consider it an honor to be here, you know…

Yuki: Uh-huh, right… where's Kenshin?

MoTaS: Apparently, your hearing is bad; he's still in his trailer…… with Kaoru…

Yuki: O_O *breathing heavily* *has heart attack* …… *dies* YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!

MoTaS: Right… well, here's the next chappie! Hope you alls enjoy it!!! *Yuki in the background: HEY! I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!!!*

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*Last time*That out of the way, they went about cleaning up and getting dressed. Kaoru and Yahiko washed dishes, though not a very good combination to be truthful. Karli went to change in her bedroom, while the guys used the bathroom, going one at a time due to its small size.

*Now…*

When Sano reappeared, he was wearing a white ribbed tank-top (sleeveless, DUH!) with a pair of black jeans that were loose and a red w/black flannel. After he was through, Kenshin took his turn. He came out looking pretty good too. He wore blue zipoff pants that sagged a bit with a solid white t-shirt and a black leather jacket that fell between his waist and knees to his lack of….. well, you know….. tallness. Ian went ahead and returned wearing blue jeans with a black t-shirt and well worn jean jacket. The shirt read "Nickelback". The three were satisfied with their attire for the day. The only things standing out were Kenshin and Sano's lacking of sneakers, and Kenshin's sword being tied around his waist, acting as a belt to support the saggy pants.

For some unexplainable reason, crikets began chirping in the back ground and it was otherwise silent in the living room. Then, Kenshin noticed that someone was breathing down his neck. Slowly, he turned and came face to face with a vampire-demonic-fangirl. Who just ~HAPPENED~ to be Ian's sister. Kenshin flinched.

Karli had her arms around Kenshin's neck and was smiling the most demonic smile ever. Her teeth were beared, revealing fangs which were inches from Kenshin's neck.

"Miss Karli," our clearly distressed rurouni laughed nervously, "what are you doing?" Karli laughed a low laugh. *You know, the really low and evil kind?*

"I want blood." Kenshin flinched again. "Your blood." She lifted one of her hands and ran it through Kenshin's red hair, still laughing quietly. "I just love your hair… it reminds me of blood." She laughed a little louder. Kenshin was clearly too frightened to move - you would be too, if you met my sister like this. Everyone starred at her as if she were a "monkey with a chainsaw". O____O

Yu/n: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! Get her away from Kenshin!!!!

A/n: *attempting to quell his raging assistant* Don't! If you do, the story will be messed up!!! *Bonks Yuki on head with his own Sakabatou*

Yu/n: @__@

"What the-?" Sano managed to blurt out. He turned to Ian for an answer to this "clearly-in-need-of-therapy-NOW " sister of his.

"It's her dark day," Ian replied simply.

"WHOAH- has she ~really~ bitten anyone before or- I mean, I'm not saying…" Sano stammered before Ian cut him off.

"Actually… she has." Kenshin, who was being looked at by Karli like he was some kind of delectable sweet, managed to mutter a terrified "ORO". Kenshin: O_O

"That's kinda scary," Sano remarked.

"You think ~this!~ is scary-" Ian laughed outloud, "you should see her when Kenshin's NOT here."

"Well, I don't want to hurt him now, do I?" murmured the fangirl. She looked at Kenshin with a solemn face. "We don't want a repeat of the weasel incident……"

"Okay Karli, now just step away from Kenshin," Ian said, taking a small step towards her, looking frightened at the thought of the "Weasel incident". "We don't want any blood on the carpet." Kenshin went limp like a doll for a moment. @__@

*S/n: Hey, Dude? What was the "Weasel incident"?*

*A/n: It was a very bloody and very disturbing scene involving me, my sister, and a nicotine crazed weasel in our home.*

*Ya/n: O_O a nicotine crazed weasel? That doesn't sound too bad…*

*A/n: O___O Have you lost your MIND?!?! A nicotine crazed weasel and my sister make a very DEADLY cmobination no matter what!!!!*

"Why?" questioned Karli.

"Because," reasoned Ian. He took another step forward. Karli put on a pouty face.

"What will you do?" she said after crying fakely. An evil smirk crept across her face.

"I'll go get Kaoru."

Karli's eyes narrowed. "You wouldn't."

"Would I?" replied Ian. "Who knows-? Do you really want to take that chance?" an equally evil grin crept slowly across his face now. Karli, arms still wrapped around the samurai's neck, muttered something under her breath. The next second she was in front of Ian with Kenshin's reverse-blade sword up and over her head, ready to knock him dead, or at least out until Christmas. Everyone starred wide-eyed. Ian began to twitch.

"Oro?" Ian said as the sword connected with his head. His knees buckled and he collapsed. Karli smiled knowing that she had surpassed Kenshin's god-like speed! That, and she had clonked her brother on the head and he had had no clue what was coming.

"Whoa. Demon-girl took out her brother. Nice." Sana said.

Kenshin continued to stare and stayed in place. Then, Kaoru walked in, wondering what was going on. She soon found out.

Looking around the living room, Kaoru saw Ian in a heap on the floor, Sano standing next to him, and Karli with Kenshin's sword. With her arms around him. From behind. If Kaoru had been pissed yesterday, this was a whole new level for her.

"What are you doing with Kenshin?!" she yelled at Karli.

Karli held her ground and squeezed him tighter. "Nothing, just having some fun." She played with his hair some more, while Kenshin totally freaked out. Kaoru was pissed for sure now.

Sano went up to Kaoru and told her "This is Karli's darker day. She wants his blood."

"WHAT?!?!"

Karli hid behind Kenshin. "Protect me, my little rurouni." That was all Kaoru could take. Instantly, her bokken appeared, but it was slightly different. Maybe it was the fact that it was steel-tipped, or that it was made of concrete or even that it was longer than it was originally…… no, it was different because of the cool purple flames that were all over it!! At the sight of the "Bokken of Doom", Karli began to seriously bug out.

"Host or not, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!!!" Kaoru yelled at her. That said, she ran right over to Karli and began to dish it out to her in much the same fashion as she did to Kenshin when Megumi first showed up. Sano watched from the other side of the room, smirking ever so much. Kenshin stared, slightly frightened that Miss Kaoru could so easily go to the dark side. Yahiko, having followed Kaoru, joined Sano in smirking like no tomorrow. Ian became conscious again just as it had begun. Sano helped him up and explained what had happened. Soon, all three were smirking and laughing to themselves, not wanting to face Kaoru's wrath.

When she was done, it was funny. Karli collapsed in a great oro-ing heap and Kaoru was beaming happily. Ian, Sano, and Yahiko continued snickering and Kenshin just stood there quietly. He retrieved his sword and all was well.

"Ian?" Kaoru said. "Do you still have one of those jackets and cuffs from yesterday?"

"Right here," he replied, holding up said items. Already knowing what was intended, he walked over and dressed his fallen sister in the jacket and cuffs. Then they put her in the back bedroom.

"I'm gonna go get my other car and Heather, okay?" Ian told them. "Try and keep calm; I don't need my mom waking up and unhappy."

Those still conscious gave nods and okays. Then Ian left.

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MoTaS: Another one bites the dust! Not literally, but I just felt like saying it!

Yahiko: When do I get paid?

MoTaS: -_- When I get paid, ok?

Sano: And that would be………?

MoTaS: -___- WHEN THOSE PEOPLE SEND IN THEIR REVIEWS!!!! *Gesturing towards readers*

Sano: It's not polite to point, you know…

MoTaS: You want POINTING?!?! HOW's ~THIS~ FOR POINTING!!! *Begins poking Sano in the head repeatedly*

Sano: Hey! Quit it!!

Yuki: Nah, let him go; he needs to unleash his rage a little more….. AND NOT CAUSING MY DEATH!!!

Yahiko: *watches as MoTaS continues to poke Sano repeatedly, Sano yelling at him to stop, and Yuki going on and on about being killed by the Master's story-telling and what not* ~mumbling~ Man adults are weird… Uh, this could take awhile, so review the story; then we can move on, ok?

Kenshin: *peaks around corner and sees & hears all that is happening* They look kinda busy, that they do. Lets go back to my trailer, ok?

Kaoru: ^_^ Ok.