Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Are they REALLY foreign exchange students? ❯ Chaos in being left alone ( Chapter 11 )

MoTaS: Hello, my people. It's official; I'm filing chapter 11! No; I'm not filing for bankruptcy, though I could.

Sano: We're broke? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Yahiko: Now we don't get paid!!

MoTaS: DUDES!!! *Whips out cash* I still have some leftover. We're, like, so not broke.

Yahiko and Sano: DUDE! NOW WE GET PAID!

MoTaS: *Gives them each 1 dollar* There you go!

Sano: HEY! You said we'd get paid twenty grand for this job!

MoTaS: No… I said you'd get paid twenty, as in twenty nickels, which is a dollar. What you thought was your own fault; I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen.

Yahiko: Stupid! Now we only have one measly dollar!

Sano: On the plus side, we got paid.

Yahiko: True…

Yuki: *appears from back stage* What about me?

MoTaS: You were never here to get the contract. Therefore, no dollar for you.

Yuki: Aww man…

MoTaS: You get this instead! *Forks over a mysterious package*

Yuki: OOO… wonder what… *opens it to find - Kenshin?!* WTF?

MoTaS: It's Kenshin…… or rather, an exact clone of him, with the persona to match. That includes his sakabatou.

Yuki: You mean, down to the last bit?

MoTaS: Of course he is; what could possibly be- oh…… I see; yah he is.

Yuki: Thank you; I guess this is a start towards a better friendship…

MoTaS: Ok; anyways, now that they're paid, lets get the next chap going, eh?

Yuki: He doesn't own RK; ~I~, however, own this amazing clone of Kenshin, "oro"-s and all *squeezes clone*

Ken-clone: O_O ORO!

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Almost a half hour later, Ian returned with Heather. He saw the error in his leaving his friends unattended at home. Once inside, they found Yahiko and Kaoru in the living room and Kenshin and Sano outside the bathroom door. Trying to beat it down. Ian and Heather decided it best they ask Kaoru about what had happened.

"Well, after you left, Yahiko got himself some coffee and Kenshin found a large pack of Twinkies. Sano, being Sano, wanted some too, so he tried to swipe them off of Kenshin. He failed and they started a fistfight. At the same time, Yahiko started bouncing all over the living room.

"That's when Karli tried to get out of her room. She used her head to literally break through! She saw Kenshin and Sano fighting and the Twinkie on the table. Somehow, she got out of her jacket & cuffs and grabbed the Twinkie. Sano and Kenshin saw her with the Twinkie and chased her into the bathroom. Now, she's in there, and they're trying to break down the door to get their Twinkie back." Just then, Sano used his head and ran straight on into the door, falling flat on his face on collision. Heather then decided to take matters into her own hands.

She walked to the bathroom door and knocked.

"Karli, come out; it's safe now." she called. Slowly, the door opened and out stepped Karli. That's when Kenshin sprang and grabbed the Twinkie while Heather grabbed Karli.

"Everyone in the living room now" Ian said to them calmly. Silently, Heather carried Karli to the living room and Kenshin dragged Sano. Since Karli wasn't fully sane yet, it fell on Ian to lay out the ground rules. Everyone, except Ian, took a seat on the couch or sofa.

"Guys, we seriously need to lay out the rules for your time here, k?" he began. " First, limit the chaos til after my mom is gone, or dad, depending on where you're at. Two, no Twinkies without proper supervision, like Heather or me-" he froze and turned to Kenshin. "Still have the Twinkies?" he asked. His answer was a Twinkie being tossed to him. "Thanks Kenshin." The red-head nodded in return.

A/n: Truly insane, isn't it?

S/n: It is, but then, I'm getting paid later, so it's all good!

Ya/n: Same here!

"Anyways, three; no coffee unless Heather, Kenshin, Kaoru, me, or my mom is here, conscious, and sane."

"What about me?" Sano quipped.

"You're you, and that doesn't work well in such a situation," Heather replied. Sano just glared in return. Yahiko started snickering.

"Shut up, brat," Sano told him, hitting him on top of the head at the same time.

"What'd you do that for?" Yahiko yelled at him.

"You were laughing at me and I don't like that."

"Well you're an idiot! Didn't anyone tell you Roosterhead?"

"What was that brat?"

"Rooster-head!"

"Brat!"

Then they started grr-ing at each other.

"Cut it out guys," Ian yelled at them. "Take it outside. Don't do this here. Got it?"

The two of them just kind of stared at the floor. "Sorry," they said.

"That's better," Ian replied. "Anyways, we're going shopping today, okay? Quite obviously, you can't keep borrowing our clothes, so we'll get some for you guys."

"Shopping?! Yeah!" Kaoru squealed. Everyone just kind of stared at her like she was crazy.

"Hehehe…oops."

"Right…so we'll be going shopping to get all of you new clothes, okay? That way you blend in at school-"

"Wait, we have to go to school?! Why?" Sano yelled outloud.

"If you don't, our parents won't exactly be thrilled and'll begin to wonder. Your cover is that you're foreign exchange students. Therefore, you must."

"Besides," Karli added, now back to normal (somewhat), "I don't think they'd allow you guys to stay home without us being here during the day."

"Fine," Sano said, looking miserable at the thought.

"Okay then, Kaoru and Yahiko, why don't you two go change your clothes so we can get going," Heather said.

"Alright," they said.

While those two went to change, the rest of them sat there and chatted quietly. Or as quietly as possible with Sano in the group. When the two came back out, it was interesting.

Kaoru was wearing a black t-shirt that stated in white print "Don't hate me `cuz I'm beautiful. (Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am!)." Along with it, a pair of dark blue jeans. Yahiko was wearing khaki colored cargo pants and a dark jean jacket.

"Come, Yahiko. Show us the shirt," Kenshin called.

Realizing it was either him or them, he opened the jacket. They saw why he had attempted to cover it.

Sano couldn't stop himself. "First weasel-girl, now fox-lady?! This is too much!" He started rolling on the floor in laughter.

Looking at Heather, Yahiko said in a low tone, "I really hate you."

Heather just smiled, trying to keep the laughter in, but it erupted anyways. This went on for a couple of minutes.

"Okay, let's get going every-" Ian began, but just then, there was a flash of light and there were two more bodies in the group.

"Uh, where are we?" Aoshi said, with Misao just staring blankly.

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MoTaS: HUZZAH!! It's done, with like a whole lot more to go! Next chapter will be lots longer and plenty fun!

Sano: I wonder how I should spend my dollar?

Yahiko: Maybe you should buy yourself a brain!

Sano: Come here you little- *begins chasing Yahiko around and around the set*

Yahiko: *running* Haha! Can't catch me Rooster-head!

MoTaS: Right… While those two run around like maniacs, I think it's time to answer some of my reviews;

Cha0sButterfly: Yes, the author notes will never end! Sorry if they give heart attacks; my stories are notorious for them.

Nimeneth: I realize that I am slightly insane. But then, isn't that a good thing? Can't deny the results.

Screeching Dragon: Nicotine crazed weasel was entirely my idea and yes, it is friggen awesome.

Demonic Fangirl: Yes, sis, you did co write the last chapter. There, I said it, now you're gone! *Fangirl disappears and becomes an age old pile of poo!*

Kenshingentatsu: Sorry if I killed you there a few times; it just happened! By the way; you already read the other stories new chapter, so oh well.

Yuki: I don't think you really mean that!

MoTaS: Really? Well, I thought I did. Oh sis!!

Demonic Fangirl of a Sister: Yes, sir!

MoTaS: Gir, seek out the Ken-clone and kindly walk it home…

DFS: Yes, sir!

MoTaS: ……home, that is…TO THE 4TH DIMENSION!!!!!

Yuki: Noooooooo!!!!! *Attempts to hide Ken-clone in her laundry basket*

Ken-clone: Oro!

DFS: *Finds the Ken-clone and kindly escorts it off the set*

**2 hours later**

DFS: *Bounces back on set, clothes slightly disshelved*

MoTaS: Where have you been? It only takes like 10 minutes to get to the 4th dimension and back!

Yuki: *Frantically searching for any trace of Ken-clone* What did you do to my Ken-clone?!?!?!?

DFS: *Smirking* Nothing……

MoTaS: I know you better than that!

Yuki: Kenny!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KENNY??!!?!?!?!?

DFS: *Smirking* Nothing……I would NEVER hurt Kenshin! *Holds up first three fingers on right hand* Girl Scout's honor!

MoTaS: But you don't-wait a sec! *Look of horror* You didn't…

Yuki: What could she have done? What did she-what- *Suddenly realizes what MoTaS is implying* *Has heart attack* *Temporarily dies* *unconscious*

DFS: Poor Yuki! I didn't think it was that bad.

MoTaS: Yah, I mean, I didn't think you'd give a foot rub to Kenshin, let alone his clone…

DFS: Well, it looked a little tired, so I got him to relax, then I left. Time really flies during a foot rub.

MoTaS: Right, well this has gone long enough, so good bye for now!

Yuki: *Still unconscious*