Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And Friends ❯ Show 1: Weird.... ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: FoxyGurl 
This is completely random, as are all the chapters are. I have to fix up some spelling (throughout the fic), and some other stuff. But until I do that, you'll have to bear with me ^^; It's still funny though! Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Updated On: 03.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 690 | Visits: 343 | Status: Completed
This is completely random, as are all the chapters are. I have to fix up some spelling (throughout the fic), and some other stuff. But until I do that, you'll have to bear with me ^^; It's still funny though! Enjoy!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Updated On: 03.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 690 | Visits: 343 | Status: Completed
Warning: This thingy (can't really call it a story) is stupid. No flames please! Tell me what you think NICELY! Have fun! :P
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Disclaimer:I don't own these characters *sniff* but the dude who does is lucky!
Yahiko: Welcome to our brand new show, Craziness with Rurouni Kenshin And Friends! Now, here's our host, (yes you guessed it!) Kenshin!
Kenshin: Hello all! I welcome you to our show, that I do. That's Kaoru, Yahiko, and…Sano?
*Sano comes out huffing and puffing from running*
Sano: Hi!
Kenshin: Sano? Where have you been? * taps foot *
Sano: Um, I got attacked by mutant cheese? *Smiles sheepishly*
Kenshin: Whatever. Now here's our first guest, GOKU!!!
Audience: Yay! *clapping*
Goku: Hi everyone! *smiles and waves*
Kenshin: So Goku. Why are you here?
Goku: I dunno. That guy with the hair that makes him look like a rooster just grabbed my arm and pulled me here, and-
Kenshin: Oh, well…Excuse me for a second. * Gets up and faces Sano*
Sano: Uh, hi Kenshin!
*Kenshin grabs a trombone from the orchestra*
Kenshin: Come here Sanosuke! I have something to show you.
Sano: Uh, ok…
*They go outside*
Kenshin: @#!$*!!!!!
Sano: No, not that! NOOOO!! *Yells*
*Inaudible sounds…yells…a trombone playing messed up notes*
*Silence*
*Sano seems unhurt as he pokes his head out of the curtains*
Sano: @.@ Whoever owns the blue impala…you left your lights on…
*Comes into view, is stuffed into the trombone*
wamp…wamp…wamp…wamp...wamp…wamp& #8230;wamp…wamp…wamp..waaaaaammmmppp
Audience:O.O; OUCH!
Kenshin: So, where were we? *smiles*
Goku: Well, uh I was about to tell you why else I was here* looks scared of Kenshin*
Kenshin: Oh! Right, go on!
Goku: Well, I also came here because I have a problem...
Kenshin: And what would the problem be?
Goku: I'm-I'm…*Sniff*…I'M OVERLY OPTIMISTIC!!!! *starts bawling*
(Note: Sorry Goku fans! Sorry Sorry Sorry! Please no nasty comments!)
Kenshin: Hmmm…that is a problem…Well, have you sought help?
Goku: Well…*Sniff*…not recently.
Kenshin: That's not your only problem is it?
Goku: No, I'm also having marriage problems.
Kenshin: Really? That's too bad, that it is. What's going on?
Goku: Well, Chichi wants me to stay home, but I always have to go save the world and now I'm dead!
*Points at shiney halo*
Kenshin: Tell her you love her*Whispears,'It works everytime!'*
Goku: Thanks I'll try that!
Kaoru: Kenshin!!
Kenshin: Oro? What's wrong Miss Kaoru?
(Can someone tell me what the heck 'Oro' means?)
Kaoru: Am I allowed to display inhumane acts of violence on this show?
(Where did that come from?)
Kenshin: Oro? Why would you want to do that?
Kaoru: Yahiko said, well he said…
*She whispers in Kenshin's ear*
Kenshin: Oro? He did? Yes you can, just this once.
Kaoru: Okay! Thanks Kenshin! * Kisses him*
Kenshin: @.@
U x
Audience: Awwww!
Yahiko: AHHHHHH!!!!! *takes off running*
Kenshin: Thanks Goku. Now for our next guest, Boton, from Yu Yu Hakisho (not sure if that's how you spell it)!
Boton: Hi all!
Kenshin: *drools a bit, then snaps back to normal* Welcome to the show! You're here for an interview?
Kenshin: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you! The phone lines are now open! Hello?
RING!RING!RING!
Caller: Hi, is this Kenshin Himura?
Kenshin: That it is. What is your question?
Caller: Are you single?
Kenshin: Uh, well, no…I have Miss Kaoru and we're very happy.
Audience: Awwwwww!
Caller: Dammit! *Click! The caller hangs up*
Kenshin: O.O; Alrighty then, so, Boton, what do you do?
Boton: I work with spirit world and I-
BEEP!BEEP!
Boton: Oh! That's my communicator! Gotta Go!
*She flies away*
*Kenshin sits there, shocked*
Kenshin: Well, that's all for tod-
Sano: Die Kenshin!
*Sano attacks Kenshin*
Kenshin: Good *he punches Sano, who got himself out of the trombone* Bye * Sano tackles him* Everyone!
*Cameras go off*
Kenshin: That's it! *Goes into Battousai mode*
*Sano runs with Kenshin close behind*
*Kenshin takes out his sword...*
SWISH!SWISH!
Sano: X.X ;
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Tell me what you guys think! I promise the next one will be funnier! Read and Review! Thanks!
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Disclaimer:I don't own these characters *sniff* but the dude who does is lucky!
Yahiko: Welcome to our brand new show, Craziness with Rurouni Kenshin And Friends! Now, here's our host, (yes you guessed it!) Kenshin!
Kenshin: Hello all! I welcome you to our show, that I do. That's Kaoru, Yahiko, and…Sano?
*Sano comes out huffing and puffing from running*
Sano: Hi!
Kenshin: Sano? Where have you been? * taps foot *
Sano: Um, I got attacked by mutant cheese? *Smiles sheepishly*
Kenshin: Whatever. Now here's our first guest, GOKU!!!
Audience: Yay! *clapping*
Goku: Hi everyone! *smiles and waves*
Kenshin: So Goku. Why are you here?
Goku: I dunno. That guy with the hair that makes him look like a rooster just grabbed my arm and pulled me here, and-
Kenshin: Oh, well…Excuse me for a second. * Gets up and faces Sano*
Sano: Uh, hi Kenshin!
*Kenshin grabs a trombone from the orchestra*
Kenshin: Come here Sanosuke! I have something to show you.
Sano: Uh, ok…
*They go outside*
Kenshin: @#!$*!!!!!
Sano: No, not that! NOOOO!! *Yells*
*Inaudible sounds…yells…a trombone playing messed up notes*
*Silence*
*Sano seems unhurt as he pokes his head out of the curtains*
Sano: @.@ Whoever owns the blue impala…you left your lights on…
*Comes into view, is stuffed into the trombone*
wamp…wamp…wamp…wamp...wamp…wamp& #8230;wamp…wamp…wamp..waaaaaammmmppp
Audience:O.O; OUCH!
Kenshin: So, where were we? *smiles*
Goku: Well, uh I was about to tell you why else I was here* looks scared of Kenshin*
Kenshin: Oh! Right, go on!
Goku: Well, I also came here because I have a problem...
Kenshin: And what would the problem be?
Goku: I'm-I'm…*Sniff*…I'M OVERLY OPTIMISTIC!!!! *starts bawling*
(Note: Sorry Goku fans! Sorry Sorry Sorry! Please no nasty comments!)
Kenshin: Hmmm…that is a problem…Well, have you sought help?
Goku: Well…*Sniff*…not recently.
Kenshin: That's not your only problem is it?
Goku: No, I'm also having marriage problems.
Kenshin: Really? That's too bad, that it is. What's going on?
Goku: Well, Chichi wants me to stay home, but I always have to go save the world and now I'm dead!
*Points at shiney halo*
Kenshin: Tell her you love her*Whispears,'It works everytime!'*
Goku: Thanks I'll try that!
Kaoru: Kenshin!!
Kenshin: Oro? What's wrong Miss Kaoru?
(Can someone tell me what the heck 'Oro' means?)
Kaoru: Am I allowed to display inhumane acts of violence on this show?
(Where did that come from?)
Kenshin: Oro? Why would you want to do that?
Kaoru: Yahiko said, well he said…
*She whispers in Kenshin's ear*
Kenshin: Oro? He did? Yes you can, just this once.
Kaoru: Okay! Thanks Kenshin! * Kisses him*
Kenshin: @.@
U x
Audience: Awwww!
Yahiko: AHHHHHH!!!!! *takes off running*
Kenshin: Thanks Goku. Now for our next guest, Boton, from Yu Yu Hakisho (not sure if that's how you spell it)!
Boton: Hi all!
Kenshin: *drools a bit, then snaps back to normal* Welcome to the show! You're here for an interview?
Kenshin: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you! The phone lines are now open! Hello?
RING!RING!RING!
Caller: Hi, is this Kenshin Himura?
Kenshin: That it is. What is your question?
Caller: Are you single?
Kenshin: Uh, well, no…I have Miss Kaoru and we're very happy.
Audience: Awwwwww!
Caller: Dammit! *Click! The caller hangs up*
Kenshin: O.O; Alrighty then, so, Boton, what do you do?
Boton: I work with spirit world and I-
BEEP!BEEP!
Boton: Oh! That's my communicator! Gotta Go!
*She flies away*
*Kenshin sits there, shocked*
Kenshin: Well, that's all for tod-
Sano: Die Kenshin!
*Sano attacks Kenshin*
Kenshin: Good *he punches Sano, who got himself out of the trombone* Bye * Sano tackles him* Everyone!
*Cameras go off*
Kenshin: That's it! *Goes into Battousai mode*
*Sano runs with Kenshin close behind*
*Kenshin takes out his sword...*
SWISH!SWISH!
Sano: X.X ;
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Tell me what you guys think! I promise the next one will be funnier! Read and Review! Thanks!