Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And Friends ❯ Show 2: Random as it gets... ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: FoxyGurl 
This is Show 2!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 664 | Visits: 351 | Status: Completed
This is Show 2!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 664 | Visits: 351 | Status: Completed
MORE Craziness With Kenshin And Friends
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters..WAAAAAAHHHH! WHY, WHY, WHY! *falls on floor and weeps*
Kenshin: Normally, Yahiko would do the intro, but under certain circumstances, I'm hear all alone. Sano and Yahiko are in the hospital, and Miss Kaoru is in anger managment. So hear I am! Now, our first guest is Yusuke Yuromeshi (sorry if I spelt it wrong), from Yu Yu Hakisho!
Audience: Yay! *claps and cheers*
Yusuke: Hi every- OH MY GOD!
*Girls start attacking him,trying to kiss him, but he slips out*
Kenshin: O.Ox;
Yusuke: @.@ I'm okay! *snaps back to normal*
Kenshin: Yeah, uh, so, welcome to my show!
Yusuke: Thanks.
Kenshin: What's it like to be spirit detective?
Yusuke: It's cool. I get powers, and if I get ticked of I can always blow someones head off with my spirit gun! ^^
Kenshin: O.Ox
Audience: *crickets*
Kenshin: Ok, well, what does a spirit detective do?
Yusuke: Me and my team go and destroy-
*Demon walks on, destroying stage*
Yusuke: *Gets up, ready to fight*
Kenshin: I'll handle this!
*Kenshin throws a sock at the demon*
Demon: AHHHHH!!!!IT BURNS! THE HORROR!THE HORROR!!!
*Thing takes off running with the sock still on his face, screaming*
Yusuke:O.O;
Audience: oooo! Ahhhhhh!
Yusuke: I have almost gotten myself killed milliond of times in battle with guys like that, and all I had to do was throw a SOCK?!
Kenshin: It wasn't just a sock. It was Sanosuke's dirty sock!
Yusuke+Audience: *falls over anime style*
Kenshin: The phones are now open! Call at 1-800-IM-CRAZY!
*Number appears at bottom of screen*
Yusuke: I would stay longer, but I gotta go back to my own anime and protect the anime earth!Plus, I have a date with Keiko...
Audience: Awww!
Kenshin: Well, that was cool! Now for our next guest, Sanosuke Sagara(Don't know if I spelt it right!)! He's going to tell us why it's not wise for people to mess with Battousi, my evil half!
Sano: X.X
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Kenshin: 'Nuff said. Now, bye Sano! * smiles and waves*
*A nurse comes and wheels the hospital bed off stage*
RING!RING!
Kenshin: A call!*Picks up phone* Hello?
Caller: Hi Kenshin! I have a question for Saito.
Saito: What?
Caller: Why don't you smile? You've got a wife, a good job, AND you've defeted the evil Shishio! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM???!!!!
Saito: I don't smile because...*Sniff*...I HAVE BRACES! *Starts crying* I had nice teeth! WHAT HAPPENED???!!! I ATE TOO MUCH POKEY!!!! * Sniffs and crys loudly*
Kenshin:O.Ox; I never knew you had braces! Saito! Get a hold of yourself! Everyone is insecure!
Saito: B-But t-that's t-the p-p-problem! That's w-why I m-make f-fun *sniff* of S-Sano! It's cuz I'm insecure on the inside! *crys again*
~.~
Saito: Q
* People come and take Saito to a psychiatric therapist*
*Aoshi comes onstage*
Aoshi: I'm insecure too!!!! *Bawls like a little child, plops on floor and starts rocking* I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...*sniff*...
*Mental Hospital people come*
Aoshi: No! Not the Institute! NOOO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE PURPLE CHEESE BEARS!!!
*People look around, then at Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.Ox; Uh, we're doing a show...So, your going to have to get him off stage...
*Aoshi is taken off stage*
Aoshi: NOT AGAIN!!!!NOOO!!!I'LL GET YOU SANOKU, MASTER OF SOCKS!!!!
Kenshin: Ok...moving on! Our next guest will be... AHHHHH!!!!
*Sano comes back, this time in a mortorized wheelchair, trying to run Kenshin over*
Kenshin: @.@; !!!!!!!!
O x
*Camera goes fuzzy*
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Will Kenshin ever escape Sanosuke and his wheelchair?
Will Kaoru and Yahiko return?
Will Saito and Aoshi regan sanity? (something tells me 'No')
Why am I asking you these questions?
Till, Next time! This has been Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And His Unstable Friends!
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Thanks for the Reviews! You guys rock! Keep checking for an update, It'll come soon! Thanks again! Kenshin thanks you too: ^.^x-thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters..WAAAAAAHHHH! WHY, WHY, WHY! *falls on floor and weeps*
Kenshin: Normally, Yahiko would do the intro, but under certain circumstances, I'm hear all alone. Sano and Yahiko are in the hospital, and Miss Kaoru is in anger managment. So hear I am! Now, our first guest is Yusuke Yuromeshi (sorry if I spelt it wrong), from Yu Yu Hakisho!
Audience: Yay! *claps and cheers*
Yusuke: Hi every- OH MY GOD!
*Girls start attacking him,trying to kiss him, but he slips out*
Kenshin: O.Ox;
Yusuke: @.@ I'm okay! *snaps back to normal*
Kenshin: Yeah, uh, so, welcome to my show!
Yusuke: Thanks.
Kenshin: What's it like to be spirit detective?
Yusuke: It's cool. I get powers, and if I get ticked of I can always blow someones head off with my spirit gun! ^^
Kenshin: O.Ox
Audience: *crickets*
Kenshin: Ok, well, what does a spirit detective do?
Yusuke: Me and my team go and destroy-
*Demon walks on, destroying stage*
Yusuke: *Gets up, ready to fight*
Kenshin: I'll handle this!
*Kenshin throws a sock at the demon*
Demon: AHHHHH!!!!IT BURNS! THE HORROR!THE HORROR!!!
*Thing takes off running with the sock still on his face, screaming*
Yusuke:O.O;
Audience: oooo! Ahhhhhh!
Yusuke: I have almost gotten myself killed milliond of times in battle with guys like that, and all I had to do was throw a SOCK?!
Kenshin: It wasn't just a sock. It was Sanosuke's dirty sock!
Yusuke+Audience: *falls over anime style*
Kenshin: The phones are now open! Call at 1-800-IM-CRAZY!
*Number appears at bottom of screen*
Yusuke: I would stay longer, but I gotta go back to my own anime and protect the anime earth!Plus, I have a date with Keiko...
Audience: Awww!
Kenshin: Well, that was cool! Now for our next guest, Sanosuke Sagara(Don't know if I spelt it right!)! He's going to tell us why it's not wise for people to mess with Battousi, my evil half!
Sano: X.X
-----
Kenshin: 'Nuff said. Now, bye Sano! * smiles and waves*
*A nurse comes and wheels the hospital bed off stage*
RING!RING!
Kenshin: A call!*Picks up phone* Hello?
Caller: Hi Kenshin! I have a question for Saito.
Saito: What?
Caller: Why don't you smile? You've got a wife, a good job, AND you've defeted the evil Shishio! WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR PROBLEM???!!!!
Saito: I don't smile because...*Sniff*...I HAVE BRACES! *Starts crying* I had nice teeth! WHAT HAPPENED???!!! I ATE TOO MUCH POKEY!!!! * Sniffs and crys loudly*
Kenshin:O.Ox; I never knew you had braces! Saito! Get a hold of yourself! Everyone is insecure!
Saito: B-But t-that's t-the p-p-problem! That's w-why I m-make f-fun *sniff* of S-Sano! It's cuz I'm insecure on the inside! *crys again*
~.~
Saito: Q
* People come and take Saito to a psychiatric therapist*
*Aoshi comes onstage*
Aoshi: I'm insecure too!!!! *Bawls like a little child, plops on floor and starts rocking* I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...*sniff*...
*Mental Hospital people come*
Aoshi: No! Not the Institute! NOOO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE PURPLE CHEESE BEARS!!!
*People look around, then at Kenshin*
Kenshin: O.Ox; Uh, we're doing a show...So, your going to have to get him off stage...
*Aoshi is taken off stage*
Aoshi: NOT AGAIN!!!!NOOO!!!I'LL GET YOU SANOKU, MASTER OF SOCKS!!!!
Kenshin: Ok...moving on! Our next guest will be... AHHHHH!!!!
*Sano comes back, this time in a mortorized wheelchair, trying to run Kenshin over*
Kenshin: @.@; !!!!!!!!
O x
*Camera goes fuzzy*
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Will Kenshin ever escape Sanosuke and his wheelchair?
Will Kaoru and Yahiko return?
Will Saito and Aoshi regan sanity? (something tells me 'No')
Why am I asking you these questions?
Till, Next time! This has been Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And His Unstable Friends!
-------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------
Thanks for the Reviews! You guys rock! Keep checking for an update, It'll come soon! Thanks again! Kenshin thanks you too: ^.^x-thanks!