Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And Friends ❯ Show 3: And you thought it couldn't get any weirder... ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: FoxyGurl 
This is the 3rd show! I need insperation! Send me reviews with some Ideas! Thanks!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Updated On: 03.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 770 | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
This is the 3rd show! I need insperation! Send me reviews with some Ideas! Thanks!
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.07.2003 | Updated On: 03.15.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 770 | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
Even MORE Random Craziness With Kenshin And His Unstable Friends
Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of the Other random characters in this thing!
Authors Note: Aoshi is in a mental hospital, Saito is undergoing therapy, Sano is in Jail for attempted murder, Kaoru has come back, and Yahiko has decided to leave the show! ON WITH THE RANDOMNESS!
Kenshin: Hello again! This is my show Craziness with Kenshin and friends! My highly unstable friends aren't here, but you know that already! It's just me and Miss Kaoru!
Audience: Yay! *Clap*
Kenshin: Unfortunately, I was nearly killed by an enraged and slightly drunk Sano yesterday, so he's in jail! Miss Kaoru has successfully completed her Anger Management Program!
Audience: Yay! *Clap and cheer*
Kaoru: Thank you! In order to avoid anger, I have taken over the hotline for the show!
Audience: Yay! *clap and cheer again!*
(Don't they say anything else?)
Kenshin: For today's show, we will be playing truth or dare with callers!
Audience: ooooo! Ahhhhhh!
Kenshin: And...THE LINES ARE OPEN!
*silence*
*more silence*
WABUFFET!
Kenshin: Oro? What the heck is that?
Random person in the audience: That's a wabuffet! It's a pokemon!
Kenshin: Oro? Pokeymon?
Person: It's another anime...
Kenshin: Oh
Kaoru: It's ugly! Make it go away Kenshin!
Kenshin: How?.....I've got it!
*Runs off stage and comes back with a potato*
( Wow, can't get more random than that, can ya?)
Kenshin: Be gone! *throws potato at the ugly thing*
* Wabuffet gets hit with the potato and randomly disapears*
Kenshin: Alrighty then, well, uh, yeah...
RING! RING!
Kaoru: A caller! MY PHONE!! *starts foaming at the mouth*
Kenshin+Audience: O.O;(for Kenshin O.Ox;)
Kaoru: *stops being rabid and answers phone* Hello?
Caller: Hi Kaoru! This is for Kenshin! Truth or Dare?
Kenshin: Truth
Caller: Describe what Kaoru's like and tell the truth!
Kenshin: Well, she yells a lot, makes me do laundry, doesn't cook too well, and hits me alot. But I like her very much because she cares about me, that she does.
Audience: Awwwww!
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin! *She goes over and kisses him, only to be attaked by rabid, random Kenshin fan girls*
Kaoru: @.@ Next caller....
Caller: Hi! This is for Megumi! Truth or Dare?
Megumi: Hey! I'm in the show! *starts doing victory dance, the stops* Uh, Dare!
Caller: I dare you to have a Sake drinking contest against...uh...Kaoru!
Megumi: Why would I bother? I know I'll win!
Kaoru: EXCUSE ME????
Caller: The winner gets a date with Kenshin...
Kaoru+Megumi: YOU'RE ON!
*They go and start the contest*
Kenshin: While they get drunk, we'll close the phone lines. Welcome to the show...Kuwabara (dunno his last name...) from Yu Yu Hakisho!
Kuwabara: Hey everyone!
Kenshin: Kuwabara, why are you here?
Kuwabara: To admitt my problem and try to get help....=C
Kenshin: And that is....?
Kuwabara: I'M PERVERTED! *starts crying*
Kenshin: O.ox; it's okay...your among friends...
Kuwabara: Everytime I see a pretty girl, my nose bleeds and I get stupid! *crys more*
Kenshin: Right, well your friend Yusuke agreed to help us by getting you some help,that he did!
Kuwabara: Really? *sniff*
Kenshin: Yes! Oro? What's wrong now?
* Kuwabara started crying again*
Kuwabara: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE UGLY AND PERVERTED!!!!*crys loudly*
Kenshin:O.Ox;;;;;;
Audience: O.O;;;;;;; *crickets*
Kenshin: Uh...I don't know what to say...
Kuwabara: Of course you don't! Your good looking! And so is Yusuke! And Kuwenma(sorry 4 da spelling)!
Kenshin: Uh, Security...?
*Kuwabara starts going nuts*
Kuwabara: WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying so loud that earmuffs that have randomly appeared are passed out and used*
Kenshin: HELP!!!
*Then, out of nowhere a rabid snowman comes and takes Kuwabara away*
Kenshin+Audience: O.O-????? (again, 4 kenshin it's O.Ox-?????!)
Kenshin: Oro?!
Audience: *falls over anime style*
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Meanwhile...
Kaoru: I will *hicc* beatsh yous!
Megumi: No *hicc* waysh!
*They continue getting drunk*
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Back to Kenshin...
Kenshin: Well, that's all for today! See you next time on, Craziness with Kenshin and Friends!
*A gigantic Hamtaro comes and starts chasing Kenshin (poor kenshin!)*
Kenshin: ORRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On the Next Show,
Sano gets out of jail...
The results on the Sake drinking contest...
And Hamtaro will randomly disapear and leave Kenshin alone...
The Next time on Craziness With Kenshin and Friends!
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Review my story!
Send in Crazy Ideas for the show and I'll write them!
Thanks to all the people who have reviewed my skit! YOUR SO KIND! *a single tear falls*
Also: Read my other story:The High School Happenings of Kenshin and Friends!
Thanks Again! ~^^.~
Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or any of the Other random characters in this thing!
Authors Note: Aoshi is in a mental hospital, Saito is undergoing therapy, Sano is in Jail for attempted murder, Kaoru has come back, and Yahiko has decided to leave the show! ON WITH THE RANDOMNESS!
Kenshin: Hello again! This is my show Craziness with Kenshin and friends! My highly unstable friends aren't here, but you know that already! It's just me and Miss Kaoru!
Audience: Yay! *Clap*
Kenshin: Unfortunately, I was nearly killed by an enraged and slightly drunk Sano yesterday, so he's in jail! Miss Kaoru has successfully completed her Anger Management Program!
Audience: Yay! *Clap and cheer*
Kaoru: Thank you! In order to avoid anger, I have taken over the hotline for the show!
Audience: Yay! *clap and cheer again!*
(Don't they say anything else?)
Kenshin: For today's show, we will be playing truth or dare with callers!
Audience: ooooo! Ahhhhhh!
Kenshin: And...THE LINES ARE OPEN!
*silence*
*more silence*
WABUFFET!
Kenshin: Oro? What the heck is that?
Random person in the audience: That's a wabuffet! It's a pokemon!
Kenshin: Oro? Pokeymon?
Person: It's another anime...
Kenshin: Oh
Kaoru: It's ugly! Make it go away Kenshin!
Kenshin: How?.....I've got it!
*Runs off stage and comes back with a potato*
( Wow, can't get more random than that, can ya?)
Kenshin: Be gone! *throws potato at the ugly thing*
* Wabuffet gets hit with the potato and randomly disapears*
Kenshin: Alrighty then, well, uh, yeah...
RING! RING!
Kaoru: A caller! MY PHONE!! *starts foaming at the mouth*
Kenshin+Audience: O.O;(for Kenshin O.Ox;)
Kaoru: *stops being rabid and answers phone* Hello?
Caller: Hi Kaoru! This is for Kenshin! Truth or Dare?
Kenshin: Truth
Caller: Describe what Kaoru's like and tell the truth!
Kenshin: Well, she yells a lot, makes me do laundry, doesn't cook too well, and hits me alot. But I like her very much because she cares about me, that she does.
Audience: Awwwww!
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin! *She goes over and kisses him, only to be attaked by rabid, random Kenshin fan girls*
Kaoru: @.@ Next caller....
Caller: Hi! This is for Megumi! Truth or Dare?
Megumi: Hey! I'm in the show! *starts doing victory dance, the stops* Uh, Dare!
Caller: I dare you to have a Sake drinking contest against...uh...Kaoru!
Megumi: Why would I bother? I know I'll win!
Kaoru: EXCUSE ME????
Caller: The winner gets a date with Kenshin...
Kaoru+Megumi: YOU'RE ON!
*They go and start the contest*
Kenshin: While they get drunk, we'll close the phone lines. Welcome to the show...Kuwabara (dunno his last name...) from Yu Yu Hakisho!
Kuwabara: Hey everyone!
Kenshin: Kuwabara, why are you here?
Kuwabara: To admitt my problem and try to get help....=C
Kenshin: And that is....?
Kuwabara: I'M PERVERTED! *starts crying*
Kenshin: O.ox; it's okay...your among friends...
Kuwabara: Everytime I see a pretty girl, my nose bleeds and I get stupid! *crys more*
Kenshin: Right, well your friend Yusuke agreed to help us by getting you some help,that he did!
Kuwabara: Really? *sniff*
Kenshin: Yes! Oro? What's wrong now?
* Kuwabara started crying again*
Kuwabara: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE UGLY AND PERVERTED!!!!*crys loudly*
Kenshin:O.Ox;;;;;;
Audience: O.O;;;;;;; *crickets*
Kenshin: Uh...I don't know what to say...
Kuwabara: Of course you don't! Your good looking! And so is Yusuke! And Kuwenma(sorry 4 da spelling)!
Kenshin: Uh, Security...?
*Kuwabara starts going nuts*
Kuwabara: WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying so loud that earmuffs that have randomly appeared are passed out and used*
Kenshin: HELP!!!
*Then, out of nowhere a rabid snowman comes and takes Kuwabara away*
Kenshin+Audience: O.O-????? (again, 4 kenshin it's O.Ox-?????!)
Kenshin: Oro?!
Audience: *falls over anime style*
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Meanwhile...
Kaoru: I will *hicc* beatsh yous!
Megumi: No *hicc* waysh!
*They continue getting drunk*
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Back to Kenshin...
Kenshin: Well, that's all for today! See you next time on, Craziness with Kenshin and Friends!
*A gigantic Hamtaro comes and starts chasing Kenshin (poor kenshin!)*
Kenshin: ORRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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On the Next Show,
Sano gets out of jail...
The results on the Sake drinking contest...
And Hamtaro will randomly disapear and leave Kenshin alone...
The Next time on Craziness With Kenshin and Friends!
-------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
Review my story!
Send in Crazy Ideas for the show and I'll write them!
Thanks to all the people who have reviewed my skit! YOUR SO KIND! *a single tear falls*
Also: Read my other story:The High School Happenings of Kenshin and Friends!
Thanks Again! ~^^.~