Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness With Rurouni Kenshin And Friends ❯ SOOO RANDOM!!!! ( Chapter 4 )

Does Randomness ever stop?

Craziness with RK and Friends (With me, Foxy, as the hostess, along with my friend Giana, who will be called Kitty in this story) I put myself in the story this time! Everyone: YAY! *Clap and cheer*

Foxy: Welcome to Craziness with Rurouni Kenshin And Friends! I have taken over this show cause I can! Before I start, I must say that I don't own any of these random characters or RK characters. Now that we got that over with, I thought I might mention that Kaoru and Megumi have mysteriously disappeared *cackles evilly* and now I have the anime guys to my self! MUHAHAHAHAHA! *Sinister laugh* Anyway, today, helping me with the show is Kitty! She's our cameraperson!

Kitty: Uh...Uh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs backstage*

Foxy: She's got stage fright...Anyway, you may have noticed I have fox ears and a fox tail *wags tail*. That's why they call me foxy!

Kitty: *From behind stage* I have cat ears and a cats tail! * Wags her tail* Meow!

Audience: *cheers and claps* Yay!

Sano: *randomly looking at camera, finally noticing it* AHHHH! CAMERA! MY SOUL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! *Runs away screaming*

Everyone but Sano: *laughs*

Kitty: *comes back* I'm over it! Hi! *Waves*

Foxy: Yes you are! Now, Kenshin, come here!

Kenshin: *walks over* Hai?

Foxy: You will be our guest introducer! SO INTRODUCE!

Kenshin: Maa! Our first guest is...Cyborg 002, from Cyborg 009!

002: Hi...

Foxy: Welcome to the show! Are you ready to play our game?

002: Whatever.

Kitty: *whispers to foxy* His nose is HUGE...

Foxy: 0.o; Uh...Very nice...now...

Kitty: *goes back to camera still laughing at 002's nose*

Foxy: The game is simple. You and other random anime characters that randomly appeared will act out a scene from the best anime show Rurouni Kenshin!

Kenshin: *blushes* Arigatou!

Foxy: Your Welcome! *Winks at Kenshin*

Kenshin: Welcome to the show Kurama and Heie from Yu Yu Hakisho, and 002 from Cyborg 009!

Audience: *Cheers and claps* YAY!

Foxy: *passes out scripts* Okay, your in the scene when Kenshin and Sanosuke are fighting against each other. Kurama, your Kenshin since you have red hair, Heie is Sano, even though he's short, and 002 are, uh...a random person in the crowd!

Heie: I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!!! *Draws sword*

*Foxy, using her authoress powers makes his sword a Bokken sword and borrows Inuyasha's Tetsuiga (sorry if that's not the right spelling...)*

*Tetsuiga changes form since Heie is a demon*

Foxy: Bring it on Shorty!

Heie: *looks at sword* Anou...Never mind...

Foxy: That's better! Now, Begin...Now!

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THE SKIT: Fight of Killers

Kurama: I do not wish to fight you, that I don't.

Heie: I am Rooster-head, I mean ZANZA! I will not be denied! I demand a fight with you.

Kurama: As I have told you before, I do not wish to fight you.

Heie: TOO BAD! *Rushes at Kurama with fake Zankabitou (is that what it's called?)*

Kurama: * Takes out Violet contacts and puts in amber ones* AHHHHH!

Heie: Nani?

Kurama: My contacts! THEY BURN! PAIN!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Heie: Take them out! You have powers! MAKE THEM AMBER BAKA!

Kurama: Oh yeah! *Makes eyes amber*Now, Anou...I won't fight, unless I need to!

Heie: Whatever! Take this Battousai!

Kurama: BANZAI!!!!!!!

*They fight with their fake swords*

Kenshin: Oro? I never said bonzai!

Audience+Foxy+Kitty: *fall over anime style* ^.^;(foxy: ~^^.~;)

Foxy: Sorry, the writers only watched a few episodes...Here, have some cheese...

Kenshin: *Takes random platter* Arigatou! Mmm... Cheesy...

Kurama: Your sword is too heavy. I can dodge it easily. ENOUGH!

Heie: NOOOOOOO!!!!

*Kurama brings the sword down*

Heie: I can't be defeated! *Pant, Pant*

*Kurama lands on his feet*

BUZZZZZZZZZ!

Foxy: And there's the buzzer! Good job!

Audience: Yay! *Claps*

002: I HAD NO LINES! STUPID KITSUNE!

*Foxy's eyes turn gold and her hair goes from brown and curly to inky black and straight*

Kitty: Uh-Oh...Foxy transformed...

Foxy: My name is not Foxy. I am Hitokiri Kitsune. Taste the steel of this sword!

*Uses final attack of the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu style*

002: X >X

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Kenshin: *Ignores* Got any more cheese?

Audience: *falls over anime style* *gets up* YAY! *Cheers and claps*

Kitty: HA! TAKE THAT BIG NOSE!

Everyone: *Laughs*

*Hitokiri Kitsune turns back to Foxy*

Kenshin: Foxy-Dono?

Foxy: Hai Kenshin?

Kenshin: *Relieved*

Foxy: You know what?

Kenshin: Nani?

Foxy: You would look better as a half-demon...*Makes him half fox demon*

Kenshin: *Twitches cute, red fox ears and wags foxy tail* I could get used to this! Arigatou!

Foxy: Your welcome. Lets start a group!

Kenshin: OKAY!

Foxy: Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Nani?

Foxy: If you join our group, I'll take the S-I-T curse off of you using my authoress powers!

Inuyasha: Hmmm...Tempting...Hmmm...

Foxy: I sent Kagome back to her time so-

Inuyasha: DEAL!

*Takes off curse*

Foxy: There! You're free! But, your part of our group now!

Kenshin: That you are!

Inuyasha: Ok! IMMMMMMM FREEEEEEE!!!!! Now what's the group called?

Foxy: I dunno...

Kenshin: Hmmmmm...How bout The Hitokiri Kitsunes?

Inuyasha: But I'm part dog!

Foxy: I'll fix that...*Kisses Kenshin* YOU ROCK!

Kenshin: ^.^x Sessha just like everyone else...

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Foxy: Don't be so modest! Anyway, Inuyasha, I give you...FOX POWERS AND...A really cute white fox tail!

Inuyasha: AWESOME! I hated being a dog anyway.

Foxy: Kitty, Sorry, but I can't turn you into a fox...

Kitty: That's okay! I'll be your cameraperson!

Everyone: YAY!

Inuyasha: Can I have my sword back?

Foxy: *blushes* Oh yeah! Here...*Gives Inuyasha Tetsuiga* Arigatou!

Inuyasha: No problem! I always like a good killing! HAHAHAHA!

Everyone else: O.O;

Foxy: Yeah...Anywho, I need a sword. Where can I get a sword... AHA! I'll use Sanosuke's Old Sword and use my authoress powers to make it light weight and new, and of course shiny!

Kenshin: Why shiny?

Foxy: Cuz it looks cool!

Everyone but Foxy: *falls over anime style*

Foxy: Well, that's all for our show! Thanks to our guests Kurama and Heie! Our cameraperson Mendez Kitty! Me Jimenez Foxy! Inuyasha! And of course, last but definitely not least, Himura Kenshin!

Audience: *Cheers and claps loudly*

Everyone onstage: *Bows* Arigatou! Byez!

*Credits roll*

Owari

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Japanese words that were used:

Arigatou: Thank you.

Hai: Yes.

Hitokiri: Manslayer or assassin...Killer...etc.

Kitsune: Fox.

Anou: 'Uh'

Nani: 'What?'

Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu style: The sword style that Kenshin and Hiko use.

Owari: End

Explanation: Sano ran away like a baby because of the camera. He believes in a Myth that says that cameras take your soul OR take a year of your life for every photo. Silly, huh?