Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Judge Megumi ❯ Commercial: Anji Clean-san ( Chapter 2 )

Judge Megumi

Commercial: Anji as Clean-san!

Soujiro's voice comes from nowhere. “Are you tired of trying to get those ugly blood and burnt tofu stains out of your clothes?”

Kenshin is doing laundry, happily cleaning with his normal soap. He notices the voice coming from nowhere and looks around in confusing. He shrugs and continues.

Sano and Yahiko run out of the dojo, being beaten badly enough to draw blood by Kaoru's bokken. They run through the clean laundry, bleeding on it.

Kenshin looks at the laundry in dismay. His eyes narrow and go a bit amber and he mutters out something that sounds like a very weak curse word as he begins taking the laundry down to wash them again.

Soujiro, the announcer continues, “Wouldn't you like something that will knock the dirt out of those clothes and at the same time, beat down those weak bakas who deserve to die?”

Kenshin's eye's widen. “Oro?”

“Well, today, you young bakas, you're in luck, because Anji Clean-san has the answer.

A very large, powerful, annoyed looking monk appears out of nowhere in a white smock, muttering something about temples needing to be rebuilt. He clears his throat and sighes. “Ladies and gentlemen, today I am going to offer you a wonderful deal,” he says in a flat, unimpressed voice. He looks distinctly like he got wrangled into this by force. “Futai-no-kiwami is guaranteed to get rid of blood, rust, grass stains and unwanted salespeople.”

Scene flashes to Saito carrying medicine chest to dojo.

Back to Anji Clean-san. “Ladies and gentlemen, for this week only, if you order now, you can get a brand new Futai-no-kiwami sword. Perfect to get those long-distance stains. Just use this ancient Japanese technique like so, and the stains will be lifted away.” He demonstrates, showing dirt, obis, the drying post, and Kenshin being thrown into the distance from the Futai-no-kiwami.

Kenshin, swirly-eyed, moans, “Oro...!”

Soujiro's voice returns. “Just send payment in care of Juppengatana. No address necessary. We know where you live.”