Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Judge Megumi ❯ Commercial: Kamatari's Secrets ( Chapter 3 )

Judge Megumi

Commercial: Kamatari's Secrets

The words “Kamatari's Secrets” float in the air over Kamatari who is lounging in frilly lingerie.

Yahiko wanders on screen and looks up at the white lettering that is floating over his head.

Kamatari hisses, “Little boy, get off my commercial.”

Yahiko turns to look at him. He cleans his ear with his pinky and appears both confused and grossed out. “'Kamatari's Secrets,' huh? No one wants to know your secrets. And aren't you supposed to have something filling out the top of that thing?” He points at the lingerie.

Kamatari jumps to his feet, pissed, and whips his scythe out of his robe, Tira Misu style. “Oh yeah?”

Screen goes to test screen with Kamatari's voice calling from the background, “Oh little boooooy...”

Yahiko screams and runs in front of screen just before it goes black.

Soujiro's voice comes on again. “We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.”