Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the FUTURE! ❯ Trouble...Sort Of... ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Jericho Ryuuki 
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 185 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 185 | Status: Completed
And now for the next exciting installment of...
The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the Future
Dum...................dum.........................dum!!
. . .
"Oh crap, how could I lose my TV Clicker Thing??" Cam screamed, causing everyone to jump three thousand feet in the air. Well, maybe it was more like a foot.
"What's a 'TV Clicker'?" Sano wondered.
"YOU FOOL!" Cam shrieked like a madwoman. "The TV Clicker Thing is what brought me here, if I don't find it then I can't go home!"
Kenshin came out of the house (dojo??) after hearing all the commotion. "What's wrong, Miss Camille?" He asked.
"NO! Stay back!" Cam jumped to her feet and held her arms in front of her as if to ward him off. "You pink-shirted....AAAHHHHH! How could you walk around in that thing? It's EVIL!"
"Ehh..." Kenshin stared at Cam with that famous face of his (the one that looks like this O.O), wondering what she was referring to until he looked down and saw that his shirt was pink. "Oh, you mean this?"
"Duh! I mean, I seriously thought you were gay when I first saw you. Come to think of it, I also thought Kurama was gay too, 'cuz he walks around wearing that horrible pink monstrosity and carries a bunch of flowers around with him. Someone has to tell him to stop wearing that."
"...So what seems to be the problem out here?" Kenshin asked after a minute or two. "I heard somebody scream."
"Oh, that was Yahiko," Cam said, pointing at him.
"It was not!" Yahiko yelled back.
"I lost my TV Clicker Thiiiiinnng!" Cam whined. "I have to fiiiiiinnnd it or I can't go hooooome!" Cam was pretty good at whining. Whenever she whined at home she made her family want to smack her and tie her upside down to a tree.
"Alright, alright," Sano stood up. "Where did you last see this thing?"
"I don't knooooooowwwwww!" Cam howled. She was pretty good at howling, too. At home every time there was a full moon she would lean out her bedroom window and bark at the moon in the middle of the night, until her sense-of-humorless, cranky, moody mother came and dragged her away from the window.
Cam stuck her hands into her pockets and suddenly she started to laugh.
"What is it, Miss Camille?" Kenshin asked as Cam pulled a small black object out of her pocket.
"Here it is!" Cam said. "It was in my other pocket the whole time!" Suddenly she watched them all fall over backwards. She thought it was a little strange at first until she realized, that was the way of these people.
"Well, I'm going to go help Miss Kaoru," Kenshin said. "I've got some more clothes to wash."
"Laundry?" Cam began to snicker as he walked off. "How manly."
"Don't you dare make fun of Kenshin!" Yahiko screamed insanely.
"Yahiko! Don't make me twist you!" Cam hollered back. Yahiko stopped and stared at her. He didn't know what she meant by that, but he didn't really want to find out. There was no telling what she might do.
"I think I'll go see if Kenshin needs any help," said Yahiko as he turned and ran.
"Wait. Don't go. I am not an ani-maaaalll! Cam yelled after him. She turned to Sano as Little Miss Bitch Megumi left as well. "This is the sugar talking. I'm really not crazy, honest. Just really hyper. Wanna know what I had for breakfast?"
"Not really. What does that thing do, anyway?"
"The TV Clicker Thing? It brought me here," Cam answered simply.
Sano gasped and a look of horror crossed his face. "I've heard of these things. They're evil. They bring people from the future who want to take over the world and force the other humans to be their slaves. They make you eat healthy food, and then the next thing you know, you're waking up in a sewer!"
"What?" Cam started laughing. "Man, you're funny. No, it's not evil. And technically, I'm not from the future. But you wouldn't understand if I told you where I'm really from, so I won't tell you."
"What? Why? Wait a minute!" He yelled as Cam skipped off, singing. "Hey!"
"Reeeeeeeeasssooooons! The reasons that we hear!" Cam sang, way out of tune like that guy in the non-smoking commercial. "La-la-lala-laa-laa-laa!"
. . .
An hour later, Kaoru was looking for Cam because dinner was ready and if she didn't come and eat soon all the food would be gone.
"Has anyone seen Cam?" She asked as she went back to the room where everyone was eating.
"No," everyone answered.
"Okay." Kaoru turned around and then she saw a note tacked to the doorway. She took it and began to read:
'deer kowroo, i wint too the stoor too by that stuf that yoo allwaz sind kenshen too git bekuz i thot yoo mite need it prittie soon, and yoo wownt haf too sind kenshen too by it bekuz i am bying it insted.'
"Oh, well that's nice of her," she said. She didn't know that Cam had spelled nearly every word wrong on purpose simply because she thought it was hilarious to spell words wrong for some odd reason. Kaoru looked out the door and saw Cam walking back with a bucket in her hands.
"Thank you for buying that for me," Kaoru said when Cam handed her the bucket.
"Your welcome," Cam said. "I don't know what you with this stuff, but I thought you might need it sooner or later." Her eyes shifted to the food. "Is it time to eat already?"
"That's right," Kaoru said. "Go ahead and take as much as you want."
"You just might regret those words," Cam said as she went over to the food. "Shove over, Sanosuke, hungry woman here!"
About fifteen plates later, Cam finally sat back and announced that she was full. "When's dessert?"
"Dessert??" All of them had the same face: O.O But they'd been doing that a lot since Cam arrived.
"You're going to get fat if you keep eating like that, missy," Sano told her.
Cam just waved a hand. "Eat now, pay later. I can lose weight if I gain it anyway. But not with Richard Simmons, 'cuz he scares me. 'Let's pony again!' Oh, he gives me the creeps! Him and his terrible brillo-pad haircut!" Cam began to shiver.
Suddenly, everyone was suddenly interrupted as suddenly a man suddenly dressed in suddenly black clothing suddenly kicked open the door and suddenly began to laugh like a maniac. Suddenly. "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" The man laughed.
Kenshin jumped to his feet. "It is very rude to damage the property of others, that it certainly is," he said.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--cough, hack, ack, gwak, blegh--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" He laughed insanely (though nowhere near as insanely as Cam could laugh). "My name is Mr. Stranger, and I'm here to kidnap Yahiko!" He announced.
Everyone just stared at him. A cricket chirped. One of those dustball-things commonly seen in deserts blew past in the background. Someone coughed.
"Umm, dude, you're not supposed to TELL us that," Cam told him.
"Like you can stop me anyway, girlfriend!" Mr. Stranger said, snapping a finger in front of his face and bobbing his head from side to side. He threw something at us, and a second later the smoke was everywhere. When the smoke cleared, Mr. Stranger was gone, and so was Yahiko.
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
And...there you have it, chapter two. Isn't Cam a retard? And I'm sorry Megumi fans, I just hate her.
The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the Future
Dum...................dum.........................dum!!
. . .
"Oh crap, how could I lose my TV Clicker Thing??" Cam screamed, causing everyone to jump three thousand feet in the air. Well, maybe it was more like a foot.
"What's a 'TV Clicker'?" Sano wondered.
"YOU FOOL!" Cam shrieked like a madwoman. "The TV Clicker Thing is what brought me here, if I don't find it then I can't go home!"
Kenshin came out of the house (dojo??) after hearing all the commotion. "What's wrong, Miss Camille?" He asked.
"NO! Stay back!" Cam jumped to her feet and held her arms in front of her as if to ward him off. "You pink-shirted....AAAHHHHH! How could you walk around in that thing? It's EVIL!"
"Ehh..." Kenshin stared at Cam with that famous face of his (the one that looks like this O.O), wondering what she was referring to until he looked down and saw that his shirt was pink. "Oh, you mean this?"
"Duh! I mean, I seriously thought you were gay when I first saw you. Come to think of it, I also thought Kurama was gay too, 'cuz he walks around wearing that horrible pink monstrosity and carries a bunch of flowers around with him. Someone has to tell him to stop wearing that."
"...So what seems to be the problem out here?" Kenshin asked after a minute or two. "I heard somebody scream."
"Oh, that was Yahiko," Cam said, pointing at him.
"It was not!" Yahiko yelled back.
"I lost my TV Clicker Thiiiiinnng!" Cam whined. "I have to fiiiiiinnnd it or I can't go hooooome!" Cam was pretty good at whining. Whenever she whined at home she made her family want to smack her and tie her upside down to a tree.
"Alright, alright," Sano stood up. "Where did you last see this thing?"
"I don't knooooooowwwwww!" Cam howled. She was pretty good at howling, too. At home every time there was a full moon she would lean out her bedroom window and bark at the moon in the middle of the night, until her sense-of-humorless, cranky, moody mother came and dragged her away from the window.
Cam stuck her hands into her pockets and suddenly she started to laugh.
"What is it, Miss Camille?" Kenshin asked as Cam pulled a small black object out of her pocket.
"Here it is!" Cam said. "It was in my other pocket the whole time!" Suddenly she watched them all fall over backwards. She thought it was a little strange at first until she realized, that was the way of these people.
"Well, I'm going to go help Miss Kaoru," Kenshin said. "I've got some more clothes to wash."
"Laundry?" Cam began to snicker as he walked off. "How manly."
"Don't you dare make fun of Kenshin!" Yahiko screamed insanely.
"Yahiko! Don't make me twist you!" Cam hollered back. Yahiko stopped and stared at her. He didn't know what she meant by that, but he didn't really want to find out. There was no telling what she might do.
"I think I'll go see if Kenshin needs any help," said Yahiko as he turned and ran.
"Wait. Don't go. I am not an ani-maaaalll! Cam yelled after him. She turned to Sano as Little Miss Bitch Megumi left as well. "This is the sugar talking. I'm really not crazy, honest. Just really hyper. Wanna know what I had for breakfast?"
"Not really. What does that thing do, anyway?"
"The TV Clicker Thing? It brought me here," Cam answered simply.
Sano gasped and a look of horror crossed his face. "I've heard of these things. They're evil. They bring people from the future who want to take over the world and force the other humans to be their slaves. They make you eat healthy food, and then the next thing you know, you're waking up in a sewer!"
"What?" Cam started laughing. "Man, you're funny. No, it's not evil. And technically, I'm not from the future. But you wouldn't understand if I told you where I'm really from, so I won't tell you."
"What? Why? Wait a minute!" He yelled as Cam skipped off, singing. "Hey!"
"Reeeeeeeeasssooooons! The reasons that we hear!" Cam sang, way out of tune like that guy in the non-smoking commercial. "La-la-lala-laa-laa-laa!"
. . .
An hour later, Kaoru was looking for Cam because dinner was ready and if she didn't come and eat soon all the food would be gone.
"Has anyone seen Cam?" She asked as she went back to the room where everyone was eating.
"No," everyone answered.
"Okay." Kaoru turned around and then she saw a note tacked to the doorway. She took it and began to read:
'deer kowroo, i wint too the stoor too by that stuf that yoo allwaz sind kenshen too git bekuz i thot yoo mite need it prittie soon, and yoo wownt haf too sind kenshen too by it bekuz i am bying it insted.'
"Oh, well that's nice of her," she said. She didn't know that Cam had spelled nearly every word wrong on purpose simply because she thought it was hilarious to spell words wrong for some odd reason. Kaoru looked out the door and saw Cam walking back with a bucket in her hands.
"Thank you for buying that for me," Kaoru said when Cam handed her the bucket.
"Your welcome," Cam said. "I don't know what you with this stuff, but I thought you might need it sooner or later." Her eyes shifted to the food. "Is it time to eat already?"
"That's right," Kaoru said. "Go ahead and take as much as you want."
"You just might regret those words," Cam said as she went over to the food. "Shove over, Sanosuke, hungry woman here!"
About fifteen plates later, Cam finally sat back and announced that she was full. "When's dessert?"
"Dessert??" All of them had the same face: O.O But they'd been doing that a lot since Cam arrived.
"You're going to get fat if you keep eating like that, missy," Sano told her.
Cam just waved a hand. "Eat now, pay later. I can lose weight if I gain it anyway. But not with Richard Simmons, 'cuz he scares me. 'Let's pony again!' Oh, he gives me the creeps! Him and his terrible brillo-pad haircut!" Cam began to shiver.
Suddenly, everyone was suddenly interrupted as suddenly a man suddenly dressed in suddenly black clothing suddenly kicked open the door and suddenly began to laugh like a maniac. Suddenly. "Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" The man laughed.
Kenshin jumped to his feet. "It is very rude to damage the property of others, that it certainly is," he said.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--cough, hack, ack, gwak, blegh--ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" He laughed insanely (though nowhere near as insanely as Cam could laugh). "My name is Mr. Stranger, and I'm here to kidnap Yahiko!" He announced.
Everyone just stared at him. A cricket chirped. One of those dustball-things commonly seen in deserts blew past in the background. Someone coughed.
"Umm, dude, you're not supposed to TELL us that," Cam told him.
"Like you can stop me anyway, girlfriend!" Mr. Stranger said, snapping a finger in front of his face and bobbing his head from side to side. He threw something at us, and a second later the smoke was everywhere. When the smoke cleared, Mr. Stranger was gone, and so was Yahiko.
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
And...there you have it, chapter two. Isn't Cam a retard? And I'm sorry Megumi fans, I just hate her.