Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the FUTURE! ❯ The Scary Chihuahua Dog... ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Jericho Ryuuki 
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
And now, kids, it's time for...
The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the Future part three!
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
I will now attempt to waste your time by informing you, whether you want to know or not, that I have one of those cheesy religious songs stuck in my head and IT WON'T COME OUT. Make it stop, make it stop! Okay, on with the madness.
. . .
Kenshin jumped to his feet, along with Sanosuke.
"We're going to have to fight this strange man, that we most certainly are," Kenshin said.
"That's right," Sanosuke agreed. "Nobody picks on Yahiko, that's MY job!"
"All right!" Cam jumped up from where she had been sitting beside him, licking the bowl her rice had occupied moments ago. "Ya talked me into it. Let's go get him!"
"Err..." Kenshin looked at her. "Maybe it would be best if you stayed here, Miss Camille," he said.
"Ooooh no," Cam said with a shake of her head and a wave of her hand. "Nothin' doing, Kenshin. There's not a snowball's chance in hell I'm going to just sit back and watch you two go gallivanting off on some cool adventure. I'm coming too, and that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cam said so!" She crossed her arms. "Besides, I have cool powers that you don't know about."
"Oh yeah, like what?" Sanosuke wondered.
"You'll see," Cam replied. "Now are we going to waste time standing around like this or are we gonna go save Yahiko's neck?"
"Well, all right," Kenshin agreed. He had no idea what kind of 'powers' Cam had, but since he hadn't known her very long he figured she could be telling the truth.
"Yay," Cam sang. She skipped out of the door and down the road, singing to the tune of the Men In Black theme song, "Nod your head! Pink shirt's comin'! Nod your head, like this! Let me see you nod your head! Pink shirt's comin'! ..."
Sanosuke scratched his head and looked at Kenshin. "I don't know about that one."
"Me neither, Sano," Kenshin answered. "Me neither."
. . .
"So exactly how are we supposed to find this weirdo?" Sano asked Kenshin as they wandered down the road in search of Mr. Stranger.
"Well, I'm not really sure," Kenshin admitted truthfully. "I haven't seen her since she took off running down the road a half hour ago."
"...Okay, but I was talking about Mr. Stranger...hey wait, isn't that her up there?" He pointed to a short-looking shadow up ahead. Sure enough, when they got closer, there she was. Cam was waiting for them, arms crossed, tapping her foot almost impatiently.
"What took you guys so long?" Cam wondered. "I had time to eat and take a bath, and I still waited ten minutes for you to show up."
"What are you talking about, you just ate thirty minutes ago," Sano said, looking a bit shocked.
"Well what can I say, I have a fast metabolism." Cam shrugged. "Now. I have an idea how we can find that pansy and Yahiko."
"How?" Sanosuke asked.
"By sniffing out his trail!" Cam jumped up and punched the air for absolutely no reason at all. She felt a little guilty after doing so--the air had done nothing to her to deserve being punched.
"Sniffing?" Kenshin looked very puzzled.
"Exactly, Kenshin." Cam looked at the two of them. "Now, what I'm about to do will undoubtedly shock you, but you just have to follow me." Cam closed her eyes and used the power she had just acquired somehow to transform into...the Taco Bell chihuahua!
"AAAHHHHHH!" Sanosuke instantly drew back, screaming. "What the hell is THAT?"
"A dog, duh," came her voice in their heads. Cam could also suddenly use telepathy. "Wouldn't exactly be my first choice, though..." She gazed down at her little doggy body and wagged her teeny tail furiously. "But aren't I cute?"
"Dog? I think you mean cat," Kenshin said as he bent down to get a closer look.
"Ooh," moaned Sanosuke, "I'm allergic to cats."
"I AM NOT A CAT!" Cam screamed. "Now let's go get Yahiko, ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" Sano and Kenshin just stared at her.
"That was a little strange," Kenshin commented.
"What?" Cam shrugged her little doggy shoulders, which looked really weird considering she was a chihuahua. "I couldn't help it!" She wagged her tail and drooled. "That I couldn't help either. Hey, I know! Throw a ball for me to fetch, come on come on come on! Please please please, it's SO fun!"
Kenshin turned to Sanosuke. "I believe she's becoming even more hyper active in the dog form," he said. "I think we're going to have a long trip ahead of us."
Sanosuke turned from where he was throwing a stick for Cam to chase. "...Huh, what? Oh, right. Long trip. Yeah, exactly."
Kenshin sighed.
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
Yay! ^_^ And if you haven't reviewed by now, DO IT! DO IT NOOOWWWWWW!!! OR at some point in this story I will dress Aoshi up in a frilly pink dress and make him tango with Saitou!! *cackles insanely*
The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the Future part three!
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
I will now attempt to waste your time by informing you, whether you want to know or not, that I have one of those cheesy religious songs stuck in my head and IT WON'T COME OUT. Make it stop, make it stop! Okay, on with the madness.
. . .
Kenshin jumped to his feet, along with Sanosuke.
"We're going to have to fight this strange man, that we most certainly are," Kenshin said.
"That's right," Sanosuke agreed. "Nobody picks on Yahiko, that's MY job!"
"All right!" Cam jumped up from where she had been sitting beside him, licking the bowl her rice had occupied moments ago. "Ya talked me into it. Let's go get him!"
"Err..." Kenshin looked at her. "Maybe it would be best if you stayed here, Miss Camille," he said.
"Ooooh no," Cam said with a shake of her head and a wave of her hand. "Nothin' doing, Kenshin. There's not a snowball's chance in hell I'm going to just sit back and watch you two go gallivanting off on some cool adventure. I'm coming too, and that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cam said so!" She crossed her arms. "Besides, I have cool powers that you don't know about."
"Oh yeah, like what?" Sanosuke wondered.
"You'll see," Cam replied. "Now are we going to waste time standing around like this or are we gonna go save Yahiko's neck?"
"Well, all right," Kenshin agreed. He had no idea what kind of 'powers' Cam had, but since he hadn't known her very long he figured she could be telling the truth.
"Yay," Cam sang. She skipped out of the door and down the road, singing to the tune of the Men In Black theme song, "Nod your head! Pink shirt's comin'! Nod your head, like this! Let me see you nod your head! Pink shirt's comin'! ..."
Sanosuke scratched his head and looked at Kenshin. "I don't know about that one."
"Me neither, Sano," Kenshin answered. "Me neither."
. . .
"So exactly how are we supposed to find this weirdo?" Sano asked Kenshin as they wandered down the road in search of Mr. Stranger.
"Well, I'm not really sure," Kenshin admitted truthfully. "I haven't seen her since she took off running down the road a half hour ago."
"...Okay, but I was talking about Mr. Stranger...hey wait, isn't that her up there?" He pointed to a short-looking shadow up ahead. Sure enough, when they got closer, there she was. Cam was waiting for them, arms crossed, tapping her foot almost impatiently.
"What took you guys so long?" Cam wondered. "I had time to eat and take a bath, and I still waited ten minutes for you to show up."
"What are you talking about, you just ate thirty minutes ago," Sano said, looking a bit shocked.
"Well what can I say, I have a fast metabolism." Cam shrugged. "Now. I have an idea how we can find that pansy and Yahiko."
"How?" Sanosuke asked.
"By sniffing out his trail!" Cam jumped up and punched the air for absolutely no reason at all. She felt a little guilty after doing so--the air had done nothing to her to deserve being punched.
"Sniffing?" Kenshin looked very puzzled.
"Exactly, Kenshin." Cam looked at the two of them. "Now, what I'm about to do will undoubtedly shock you, but you just have to follow me." Cam closed her eyes and used the power she had just acquired somehow to transform into...the Taco Bell chihuahua!
"AAAHHHHHH!" Sanosuke instantly drew back, screaming. "What the hell is THAT?"
"A dog, duh," came her voice in their heads. Cam could also suddenly use telepathy. "Wouldn't exactly be my first choice, though..." She gazed down at her little doggy body and wagged her teeny tail furiously. "But aren't I cute?"
"Dog? I think you mean cat," Kenshin said as he bent down to get a closer look.
"Ooh," moaned Sanosuke, "I'm allergic to cats."
"I AM NOT A CAT!" Cam screamed. "Now let's go get Yahiko, ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" Sano and Kenshin just stared at her.
"That was a little strange," Kenshin commented.
"What?" Cam shrugged her little doggy shoulders, which looked really weird considering she was a chihuahua. "I couldn't help it!" She wagged her tail and drooled. "That I couldn't help either. Hey, I know! Throw a ball for me to fetch, come on come on come on! Please please please, it's SO fun!"
Kenshin turned to Sanosuke. "I believe she's becoming even more hyper active in the dog form," he said. "I think we're going to have a long trip ahead of us."
Sanosuke turned from where he was throwing a stick for Cam to chase. "...Huh, what? Oh, right. Long trip. Yeah, exactly."
Kenshin sighed.
. . .
.::AUTHOR NOTES::.
Yay! ^_^ And if you haven't reviewed by now, DO IT! DO IT NOOOWWWWWW!!! OR at some point in this story I will dress Aoshi up in a frilly pink dress and make him tango with Saitou!! *cackles insanely*