Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A mixed-up world ❯ grease spots ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Sammy lazily threw paper balls at Bunny's sleeping figure, he effectively woke her up when he scored a basket in her open mouth.

"Ugh, Sammy you little Cretin! Get your ass over here right now!" Bunny raced off after her brothers' quickly receding form. Bunny had just gotten to the stairs when she tripped over her moon scepter that had been left carelessly lying around. She screeched as she bumped down the stairs. She sat at the bottom of the stairs wailing like a ninny, not aware of the ringing phone.

"Hey cookies for brains, it's your friend Lita on the phone!" Sammy waved the phone just out of bunny's reach laughing evilly.

"Hand it over, MOM!" Sammy tossed the phone to her before running off. "Hello? Lita? HI! What? You want me come over? Really? No way! I'll be right there!" she slammed the phone down on the receiver and called upstairs. "Luna! Come on we have to go to Litas!"

"Are you talking to the cat again?" Sammy poked his tongue out at her.

"Shut up! I have better conversations with the cat then you!"

"Well you couldn't walk straight to save your life!"

"Will both of you just get the Fuck out of here?!" Bunnys' mom shouted her vein popping dramatically.

Bunny grabbed Luna and ran out the door at warp speed. "I wish you would move this fast on your way to school!" Luna scolded her. Bunny knocked enthusiastically on Lita's front door. "Hello?!" Bunny pressed her face against the front doors glass. Rei stood at the door and stared at Bunny as she fogged up the glass.

"Rei! Let me in! Rei? Is that you?"

Mina walked up to Rei and stood behind her. "Uh…Rei?" Mina tapped her on the shoulder "Rei? Don't you think we should let her in?"

Rei put her finger to her lips "Shhhhh….this is better then porn." She waved her hand at Mina "GO get some popcorn or a soda or something!"

"Mina? Rei? HELLO!!!" Bunny slid her forehead down the glass leaving a long line of grease. Lita walked in and pointed at the door "Jesus tap-dancin' Christ! What the hell is that?" she paused for a second "Oh wait never mind…what is she doing?" they all watched perplexed as she ran her hands down the glass several times.

"Lita! Rei! Mina! Come on you guys!" She squished her face against the door.

"I don't think she can come in…the doors locked." Mina said pointing off at nothing.

"Uh…no its not.".
Amy walked in "You guys this is cruel…why is she doing that?" Amy opened the door and sweat dropped as Bunny fell face first onto her Pikachu slippers.

"You know the door wasn't locked Bunny." Lita said as she led the now fully assembled team into her living room.
"I thought I'd just be weird." Bunny smiled widely.

"Ok first order of business." Amy said as she put a huge stack of papers on the table "clean the front doors window. Mina?"

"I'm on it Ames!" Mina said as she walked over to the door with a giant bottle of Windex. Squeaking sounds could be heard as Mina wiped the front door numerous times. "All done!"

"Second order of business…"

"BLOW UP DOLL!" Lita roared with laughter as she interrupted Amy. She and Mina fell on the floor in a fit of laughter.

"What? Huh?" Bunny and Rei stared at Mina and Lita.
"Don't ask," Amy said rubbing her temples "just don't ask."

"Heh…that is something that the crows would do!", Mina said in between laughs, she and Lita started laughing again and Amy had to squirt them with a water bottle a few times to calm them down.

"Like I was saying…second order of business!"

"Wait! Inuyasha's coming on I have to record it!" Mina said as she pulled out a tape she kept handy for just an occasion.

"Just go on Ames…we don't need to pay attention to her and feed her obsession." Rei said languidly.

"Blow up doll." Lita started to say.
"Don't" Amy said curtly.

"As you know there have been imposters of US! Running amuck around our city!"

"Yeah those jerks" Rei said heatedly "I can't wait to get my hands on them…"
"Rei you're scaring me." Mina said coming back from the T.V room.

"And up until now we didn't know if it was Nega-verse or some demented fans." Amy said in a mater-of-fact tone.

"So who is it?" Bunny said as she pinched herself in her compact while she was closing it.

"Do you really want to know?"

"Yeah!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah"

"Are you positive?"

"Positive!"

"Only fools are positive!"

"God damn it just tell me!"

"Ok…do you guys remember Mary Henderson from third period?"

"God no…" Mina clapped her hands over her mouth "No…"

"My god how did you find this out?" Bunny said in absolute horror.

"Well lets just a little birdie with white fur and droopy whiskers told me." Amy said shifting her eyes to the door.

Artemis sat there a half smile planted forcefully on his face.
"Artemis! Get your can over here." Mina said pointing at the floor forcefully.

Artemis belly-walked over to where Mina was sitting. "Why didn't you consult me first on this matter, I'm a sailor scout too! I'm the FIRST sailor scout."

"How can I tell you anything while you've locked lips with your Inuyasha doll!"

"Well at least I have the nerve to kiss someone!" Her eyes shifted to look at Luna who blushed furiously.

They all jumped and fell silent when Amy slammed her hands down and glared at them all "That's enough! If I wanted to watch someone fight I would've thrown Rie and Bunny in a boxing ring!"

"Well excuuuuse me Ames!" Mina leaned over to Lita and whispered "It must be the time of the month."

"Anywho…like I was saying before the interruption…" Amy paused. "Mary Henderson has stepped way over the line!!"

"How far over?" Bunny asked.

"Too far. Not only has she been running around as Sailor Moon, but she had the audacity to have her friends masquerade as the rest of the Senshi!"

"That's an outrage!" Mina retorted.

"Just wait until I get my hands on them!" Rie shouted with anger growing in her every being.

"So who are they?" Lita asked calmly.

"Well lets start off with Rie. You have history class with you wanna be." Amy said as she threw down a file on the Posing Mars.

"Clarice Rinehart? That tramp!" Rie screamed in Fury.

"Mary's Jupiters name is Melissa Thompson, she's in you home economics class."

"I'm gonna whip her light a bowl of egg whites!"

"And Mina, Sara Burns."

"Who?"

"She's in your Gym Class Mina."

"Who?"

"She tripped you on your way to the bathroom."

"That bleach-blond witch? I'm gonna pummel her when I find her!"

"We can't let them know that we know, other wise they'd know that we know that they'd know!"

Mina and Bunny. "What?"

"Lets not have any confrontations."

"OH, ok!"

"Well what about you Ames? Who's your wanna be?" Rie asked.

"Well you know my next door neighbor….Jamey" Amy laggardly.

"You mean that one girl with that one hair color I don't like?"

"That would be her Rie." Amy said rolling her eyes.

"That bitch…lets go kick some ass!" Rie said snapping her finger.

"We must approach this in an orderly fashion!"

"Turn off the T.V! Inuyasha's scream sounds like a woman being raped! I can't take it anymore!" Bunny screamed.

"Don't mess with my MAN!" Mina stood up raising her fist in a protective manner!

"He's a cartoon character for crying out loud!"

"That's what they said about us! Now look at us! Do we look like freaking cartoons?!"

"Look this whole sailor-scout wanna-be thing is taking a lot out of us…we need to formulate some sort of plan." Lita said quickly.

"Yes lets." Amy chirped. "Now we know that they don't know that we know, so us knowing is good."

Everyone looked at Amy with blank stares. They all turned to face the phone when it burst forth in tone.

"I'll get it!" Rie said as she jumped up and picked up the phone. "Yeah?!" she said cheerfully.

"Rie-chan?" A voice said on the other line.

"Speaking."

"Rie this is Michelle, you and the other need to get down to the plaza right away! We have some major nega-energy going on!"

"Right be there in lighting speed!" Rei clicked the phone down and joined the others at the table.

"So who was it Rie?" Bunny asked.

"Michelle, she says we have major nega activity going on down town."

"Lets do it guys!" Mina said flashing the peace sign.