Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Body Snatchers ❯ The Discovery ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

Usagi groggily sat up and rubbed her eyes. "Luna, why didn't you wake me up?" Hearing no reply she glanced at the alarm clock. "I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!" She yelled and rushed out of bed in search for clothes finding she wasn't in her room. It looked like a guy's room and lacked personality. She scratched her head, thinking she had been abducted when she looked into the full length mirror on the door. She screamed and fainted.

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"USAGI! Wake UP!" Luna smacked the 'girl' repeatedly.

"Huh? Okay kitty, I'm up." *Wait a minute...I don't have a kitty!*

Mamoru looked around the room. He noticed the pink color, stuffed bunnies, lacey and frilly things, and the garments guys don't wear, a.k.a. bras. He shook his head and strands of blond fell onto his lap. He inspected the treasure and stared at each slender hand in turn. He looked around the room once more and noticed the window was open and the cat had left. He shrugged and went into the bathroom. There was even more evidence he was in a girl's room. A box that said TAMPAX sat out and Midol was on the sink. Confused he washed his face which was smaller and glanced in the mirror, did a double take. And panicked. He poked at every aspect of the face that stared out of the mirror.

"Usagi? Hello! Odango Atama!" The reflection mouthed his same words and he realized for today he'd be a girl. One that really had to go pee.

Some minutes later and finding some things involving toilets were easier as a girl but red colored fluid wasn't, he grabbed a box that said TAMPAX in big letters and read the entire instuctions. It took him three tries but he managed to figure it out and actually felt proud of himself...in a strange screwed up way. He shrugged and went back into Usagi's room and dressed in her general attire. A pink skirt and white tank top. He threw a few of the TAMPAX thingies into a bag on the floor and something called MIDOL that was laying around. He grabbed some other pill bottles, hoping he didn't need any of them but wanted to be safe, he ran out the house without saying bye.

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A short amount of time after 'Mamoru' fainted she awoke to a pounding in her head, or was that the door? She shook her head. Nope, it was the door. She looked down at herself and didn't think coming to the door in boxers was really legal so she grabbed the sheet off the bed, wrapped it toga style around herself, and walked to the door.

She looked out the peep hole and saw herself. Utterly confused, she looked out the hole again, and again, and again until her other self yelled to open the door. Not knowing what else to do, and wanting to find out who was in her body, she let her other self in. (AN: getting confusing yet?)

"Finally! It took you long enough!" MamU barged into the living and sat on the couch looking very irritable.

"Mamoru?" UsaM asked.

"What?!"

"Nothing, just wanted to make sure it's you," then she picked up on his tone. "And what is wrong with you?!"

"Nothing at all! Nothing besides the fact I'm hemorrhaging! AND I don't know how to use these!" He then threw the bag with tampons and Midol at UsaM and glared. She hastily opened the bag and stifled a laugh. MamU glared even harder.

"Careful, your going to mess up my face if you keep looking so mad! Plus, *snicker* your on *snicker* my…your *more snickering* period!" After she finished her sentence, she burst into an all out laughing fit.

"Yeah, you just keep laughing while I go and get some chocolate!"

"You even have the cravings! This is sweet! One month without torture!!!"

MamU just stalked out of the room and into the kitchen. A few moments after slamming cabinet doors and smashing around, he re-emerged in the living room with a bowel of chocolate fudge/chip and marshmallow ice cream with extra fudge on top, and caramel.

"NO!!! You DON'T want to DO that!" UsaM fairly screamed at him. The scoop of ice cream was dangerously close to his lips.

"Why? I see you eat ice cream all the time. Are you afraid you'll get fat!" he smirked and took a bite.

"No, it's because I'm lactose intolerant, you idiot. I have to take a pill before eat anything dairy! Did you bring my school bag?" He shook his head no.

"Then, I'll just have to use some of your money to go get some more if you don't want diarrhea and stomach cramps on top of the abdominal cramps you'll have later. Not to mention I don't want to smell it." MamU dropped the spoon back into the ice cream and set the bowel down.

"Is it really that bad?" She shook her head yes and said she pitied him. Then asked where his wallet was.

"The pants I wore yesterday. I'll get them. And by the way, what are you wearing under that sheet?" UsaM blushed and pulled the sheet away.

"Odango Atama! You didn't even change?"

"Change into what? You woke me up! And if you mean the boxers…uh…no..." She turned bright red and looked down. She turned an even brighter shade then looked at the window. She looked at the boxers again and laughed.

"YOU of all people wear Sailor Moon boxers!!! This is classic! You are soo not living this down!"

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Is it getting better? Tell me what you think!!