Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Schemes ❯ Evil Schemes ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Minerva Blue 
Queen Tinfoil tries to be evil, it's not that she isn't successful. It's just her schemes are a complete failure.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 723 | Visits: 202 | Status: Completed
Queen Tinfoil tries to be evil, it's not that she isn't successful. It's just her schemes are a complete failure.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 723 | Visits: 202 | Status: Completed
Queen Tinfoil tries to be evil, it's not that she isn't successful. It's just her schemes are a complete failure.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon, never have, never will. So don't assume that I do. And with that said, on with the story.
Evil Schemes
By Minerva Blue
A tall evil looking lady with wild crazy black hair and a flaming crown
placed her hands on her hips and belted out some insane maniacal laughter
"Muhahaha!"
Yes, thats the one. Nearby the inner senshi hung by dentel floss over a pit of ravenous squirrels. Sailor Moon looked at the evil looking lady. "You'll never get away with this Queen Foiled."
The lady scowled, folding her arms. "It's Queen Tinfoil, didn't you read my card?"
Mercury looked at her strangly. "That doesn't sound like a villain name."
"Well Just Plain Evil was taken, do you have any idea how difficult it
is to come up with evil aliases?"
Jupiter shrugged. "We wouldn't know."
Tinfoil nodded. "Well it won't matter soon enough. When the dentel floss breaks my ravenous squirrels shall tear you to pieces. Muhahahaha."
Mars winced. "Thats worse then Usagi's whining."
Tinfoil wiped the sweat from her forhead, it was getting unbearably hot
under her flaming crown, maybe she should have ordered the run of the mill gold one from the Villain's Universal Catolog, but she couldn't do anything about that now. "You know I have you dangling over the pit of your impending doom, the least you could do is be cordial."
Venus twisted the dentel floss to look at Tinfoil. "We'll just escape
again you know."
"Not true! this plan cannot fail!"
"Pfft, I've seen better plans on the Titanic. You villains are all
alike. You never just finish us off."
Tinfoil opened a book. "It says right here in villains guide 101,
always place heroes in an impossibly inescapable situation with
up to five inept guards."
Mars rolled her eyes. "You are unbelievable, we've had better phages
then you."
"Don't insult me! I am your destroyer, I deserve respect!"
A rose landed near Tinfoil's feet. Tinfoil shrieked, dropping her book
and jumping back. "Not a rose! Do you have any idea how many allergies can be triggered with that?"
Tuxedo mask stood on a few boxes, his cape was considerably shorter then usual as he spoke. "A true villain is a force to be reckoned with, you destroy their bad name Queen Tinfoil, I, Tuxedo Mask will punish you!"
Mars looked at Sailor Moon. "You really shouldn't have tried to wash his cape."
Sailor Moon frowned. "I didn't know it was dry clean only."
Tuxedo Mask leapt off the box, charging at Tinfoil with his cane.
Queen Tinfoil shrieked grabbing a large colorful block and throwing it at Tuxedo Mask.
"Ow! What is that?"
"Week old fruitcake."
"Your going down Queen Tinfoil!"
Tinfoil turned her head to see the pink suited Chibi-Moon. Tinfoil groaned. "Not pink."
"Yes! Pink! It is a cruel thing to be chucking fruitcake at a black dressed hero, In the name of the future moon, I will punish you!"
As Queen Tinfoil was occupied wih Chibi-Moon, the dental floss began to snap. The inner senshi swung to the edge of the pit, landing just inches away from their doom by squirrel.
"Prepare to be defeated Tinfoil!" Cried Sailor Moon.
Queen Tinfoil looked at her escaped captives. "I think not."
From her pocket she retrieved two black beads, throwing them down. The beads exploded into smoke around her. When the smoke cleared Tinfoil remained, coughing heavily. She looked at the senshi, still standing before her.
Tinfoil blinked. "Uhh."
Quickly she darted into a pod, pressing the escape button and jetting off. The senshi blinked, Jupiter looked at the empty escape hatch.
"She escaped."
Venus pointed to the five inept guards. "She left her guards."
One of the nearest inept guards stepped up to them. "It looks like you live incredibly dangerous lives. Well allow me to make you an offer."
Mercury looked at the guard. "Who are you?"
"Stanley Fanfair, Stan's used cars."
Chibi-Moon blinked. "Used car salesman?"
The guard nodded.
In unison the senshi screamed, running for the door.
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Next Episode: Tinfoil has once again captured the senshi by some amazing miracle. But it appears that something much more sinister may yet foil her plans!
Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon, never have, never will. So don't assume that I do. And with that said, on with the story.
Evil Schemes
By Minerva Blue
A tall evil looking lady with wild crazy black hair and a flaming crown
placed her hands on her hips and belted out some insane maniacal laughter
"Muhahaha!"
Yes, thats the one. Nearby the inner senshi hung by dentel floss over a pit of ravenous squirrels. Sailor Moon looked at the evil looking lady. "You'll never get away with this Queen Foiled."
The lady scowled, folding her arms. "It's Queen Tinfoil, didn't you read my card?"
Mercury looked at her strangly. "That doesn't sound like a villain name."
"Well Just Plain Evil was taken, do you have any idea how difficult it
is to come up with evil aliases?"
Jupiter shrugged. "We wouldn't know."
Tinfoil nodded. "Well it won't matter soon enough. When the dentel floss breaks my ravenous squirrels shall tear you to pieces. Muhahahaha."
Mars winced. "Thats worse then Usagi's whining."
Tinfoil wiped the sweat from her forhead, it was getting unbearably hot
under her flaming crown, maybe she should have ordered the run of the mill gold one from the Villain's Universal Catolog, but she couldn't do anything about that now. "You know I have you dangling over the pit of your impending doom, the least you could do is be cordial."
Venus twisted the dentel floss to look at Tinfoil. "We'll just escape
again you know."
"Not true! this plan cannot fail!"
"Pfft, I've seen better plans on the Titanic. You villains are all
alike. You never just finish us off."
Tinfoil opened a book. "It says right here in villains guide 101,
always place heroes in an impossibly inescapable situation with
up to five inept guards."
Mars rolled her eyes. "You are unbelievable, we've had better phages
then you."
"Don't insult me! I am your destroyer, I deserve respect!"
A rose landed near Tinfoil's feet. Tinfoil shrieked, dropping her book
and jumping back. "Not a rose! Do you have any idea how many allergies can be triggered with that?"
Tuxedo mask stood on a few boxes, his cape was considerably shorter then usual as he spoke. "A true villain is a force to be reckoned with, you destroy their bad name Queen Tinfoil, I, Tuxedo Mask will punish you!"
Mars looked at Sailor Moon. "You really shouldn't have tried to wash his cape."
Sailor Moon frowned. "I didn't know it was dry clean only."
Tuxedo Mask leapt off the box, charging at Tinfoil with his cane.
Queen Tinfoil shrieked grabbing a large colorful block and throwing it at Tuxedo Mask.
"Ow! What is that?"
"Week old fruitcake."
"Your going down Queen Tinfoil!"
Tinfoil turned her head to see the pink suited Chibi-Moon. Tinfoil groaned. "Not pink."
"Yes! Pink! It is a cruel thing to be chucking fruitcake at a black dressed hero, In the name of the future moon, I will punish you!"
As Queen Tinfoil was occupied wih Chibi-Moon, the dental floss began to snap. The inner senshi swung to the edge of the pit, landing just inches away from their doom by squirrel.
"Prepare to be defeated Tinfoil!" Cried Sailor Moon.
Queen Tinfoil looked at her escaped captives. "I think not."
From her pocket she retrieved two black beads, throwing them down. The beads exploded into smoke around her. When the smoke cleared Tinfoil remained, coughing heavily. She looked at the senshi, still standing before her.
Tinfoil blinked. "Uhh."
Quickly she darted into a pod, pressing the escape button and jetting off. The senshi blinked, Jupiter looked at the empty escape hatch.
"She escaped."
Venus pointed to the five inept guards. "She left her guards."
One of the nearest inept guards stepped up to them. "It looks like you live incredibly dangerous lives. Well allow me to make you an offer."
Mercury looked at the guard. "Who are you?"
"Stanley Fanfair, Stan's used cars."
Chibi-Moon blinked. "Used car salesman?"
The guard nodded.
In unison the senshi screamed, running for the door.
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Next Episode: Tinfoil has once again captured the senshi by some amazing miracle. But it appears that something much more sinister may yet foil her plans!