Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Schemes ❯ Tinfoil Meets Her Match ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Minerva Blue 
Tinfoil has once again captured the senshi by some amazing miracle. But it appears that something much more sinister may yet foil her plans!
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 183 | Status: Completed
Tinfoil has once again captured the senshi by some amazing miracle. But it appears that something much more sinister may yet foil her plans!
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 183 | Status: Completed
Special Thanks to Ellie Shields for allowing me to borrow her Sailor Earth for this particularly evil story. Also without a doubt I must thank those who do own sailor moon for in case you have noticed, I don't.
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Tinfoil Meets Her Match
By Minerva Blue
Queen Tinfoil laughed maniacly as she faced the senshi, all caged in toothpick prisons.
"Quasi-Evil Queen Tinfoil!" Cried Chibi-Moon, in her own unique black jar, which prevented any pink from corrupting the evilness of Tinfoil's evil atmosphere. Tinfoil moved her blanket around her and placed on her anti-pink sunglasses to peer at Chibi-Moon. "Quasi-Evil?! Quasi Evil?!!! I will have you know I am all evil!"
Sailor Moon folded her arms. "Oh yah, if your so evil then why don't you just kill us?"
Tinfoil sighed, removing her non-flaming black tiara and polishing it with her blanket. "Didn't we just go through this last episode?"
Jupitar nodded. "Yes, but we want to hear it again."
Tinfoil rolled her eyes. "I don't know why I even bother. Fine, you see the true evilness in an evil charecter is all in plot. You must lay out a carefully detailed plan or else your evilness just sounds like a common criminalistic offense."
"Criminalistic?" Questioned Mercury.
Queen Tinfoil glared at Sailor Mercury. "Do you want to let me finish, do you mind being polite for once."
"Alright fine, continue."
Tinfoil nodded and placed her black tiara on her head again. "Now here comes the real difficulty of true evilness. For true evilness comes from the blackest of hearts such as Anime dubbers and T.V. Executives. You have to be creative in your work and be able to offer a much eviler plan then just, eliminating you at once. For example, a true evil villain would exact such harmful torcher like this."
Camly Tinfoil placed a pair of large ear-muffs on her ears and switched to her mega-dark sunglasses. Stepping back she snapped her fingers.
At first all the senshi could here was marching and perhaps some faint joyful singing, then gradually it got louder.
Neptune gasped. "Dear god no! not that!!!"
Around the corner marched the cutest robatic munchkins, singing their programed song. "....it's a small world.." I will not continue this example for it is just too evil to move on.
Tinfoil threw back her head and laughed quite evily. "Hahahah! Muhahaha! *cough* *gagh*"
By some miracle a green laser beam smashed into the parade of evilness, melting them into the ground, their horrifying music ceasing to play.
Tinfoil removed her ear muffs and mega dark sunglasses to look at her destroyed army. "What now?"
"Stop Evil fiend!"
Tinfoil turned to the voice of the assailent. "Evil Fiend is on vacation in the Bahamas, I am Queen Tinfoil! Try to remember."
"Whatever. The challanger leapt down from her shadowed podiem, revealing a long brown haired sailor senshi with double odongos on the top of her head, her skirt, skarf and boots purple with a green bow. The mysterious senshi stood and took a pose. "I am Sailor Earth! and in the name of Earth, I will punish you!"
"Stop! Halt! Cease and desist!"
Sailor Earth and Queen Tinfoil turned to see a sharply dressed woman, hair pulled tight in a bun and holding a clipboard step out of the Tinfoil peered at the woman. "Who in the evil allience are you?"
The woman adjusted her glasses. "I am Carmen Critic and there are several objections I wish to discuss in this third rate fanfiction, the most severe is that of this imposter Sailor Earth."
Sailor Earth looked at Carmen, confused as she approacher her. "Me?"
"Who else. Obviously you are not aware that there is a currently existing Sailor Earth. The man which is called Tuxedo Mask is still holding that position. In light of this I must ask you to step down for you are clearly not true to the series."
"But..but.."
"I'm afraid I must insist, now move along."
Sailor Earth nodded, hanging her head as she moved away into the shadows and out of the story.
"Stop evil fiend!"
Carmen Critic, Queen Tinfoil and the remaining Senshi looked up again on the podium as a young purple curly haired girl in a magenta and purple sailor suit leapt down, holding a wand with a brightly colored gem. "I am Sailor Clios! and in the name of Clios, I shall Punish you!."
Tinfoil prepared to battle, Carmen shook her head. "I am afraid this cannot be allowed either since there is no such planet Clios curently existing."
Sailor Clios frowned. "Then who will save the other Senshi?"
"I'm only the critic, I cannot offer any creative help. This job requires me to be void of it anyway."
Queen Tinfoil laughed evily. "Haha! I win Sailor Soldiers! At last evil comes through!"
Carmen turned to Tinfoil. "I am afraid I am not finshed miss Queen Tinfoil. Queen Tinfoil is a direct violation of the incredibly sinister first villain Queen Beryl, and is an incredible disrespect to her. I am afraid the similarity is just too close for any comfort at all. You must either change your name or I shall be forced to revoke your villain's liscense of which makes no sense whatsoever for a liscense is not needed to be a villain."
Tinfoil scowled as Carmen handed her a slip of paper complete with orders. Carmen nodded and began to studdy the room. "Now the podium appearence is clearly too redundant to keep and the narrorator's comments on rare occassions are just too strange. Also there s no other plot as to what you intend to do with the Senshi once their torcher is complete.."
Tinfoil folded her arms. "Are you finished?"
"Not in the least."
Sailor Mars folded her arms. "You know we are trying to continue a story here."
"Fan-fiction." Corrected Carmen.
"Whatever!"
Clios folded her arms with Tinfoil. "I don't know about you but I think I'm getting tired of being criticized for every minor detail."
Tinfoil looked at Sailor Clios. "You too?"
Clios nodded. "Partners?"
Tinfoil shrugged. "Okay, but just this once, don't expect me to retire from evilness after this!."
Clios nodded. "Fine."
She whistled as Sailor Earth leapt down to stand beside them and all three began to approach Carmen Critic, who was still commenting on the story. "Now the incredible dis-regard for classic songs is intolerable I jus...hey!"
All three pounced on Carmen as a skuffle ensued, dust and clipboards flying everywhere.
For the sake of a wonderfully brief story the Senshi which now included Earth and Clios walked away from Afghan's dark evil hideout.
Clios dusted her hands off. "Well, that was refreshing."
Sailor Earth nodded in agreement.
Mercury looked at the two. "So what did happen to Carmen after we were released?"
Earth and Clios exchanged looks and Earth replied. "Well Queen Tinfoil insisted she would take care of it, and considering the fact that she agreed to let you all go we took the offer."
Clios smiled. "I wonder what she's going through now."
Meanwhile back at Queen Tinfoil's evil Hideaway Carmen Critic stood trapped in her toothpick prison screaming for mercy. Queen Tinfoil sat a few feet away, her mega sunglasses and ear muffs placed on her head, grinning smuggly as the tiny band of munchkins robots and purple dinosaurs marched by singing...that...song...
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Tinfoil Meets Her Match
By Minerva Blue
Queen Tinfoil laughed maniacly as she faced the senshi, all caged in toothpick prisons.
"Quasi-Evil Queen Tinfoil!" Cried Chibi-Moon, in her own unique black jar, which prevented any pink from corrupting the evilness of Tinfoil's evil atmosphere. Tinfoil moved her blanket around her and placed on her anti-pink sunglasses to peer at Chibi-Moon. "Quasi-Evil?! Quasi Evil?!!! I will have you know I am all evil!"
Sailor Moon folded her arms. "Oh yah, if your so evil then why don't you just kill us?"
Tinfoil sighed, removing her non-flaming black tiara and polishing it with her blanket. "Didn't we just go through this last episode?"
Jupitar nodded. "Yes, but we want to hear it again."
Tinfoil rolled her eyes. "I don't know why I even bother. Fine, you see the true evilness in an evil charecter is all in plot. You must lay out a carefully detailed plan or else your evilness just sounds like a common criminalistic offense."
"Criminalistic?" Questioned Mercury.
Queen Tinfoil glared at Sailor Mercury. "Do you want to let me finish, do you mind being polite for once."
"Alright fine, continue."
Tinfoil nodded and placed her black tiara on her head again. "Now here comes the real difficulty of true evilness. For true evilness comes from the blackest of hearts such as Anime dubbers and T.V. Executives. You have to be creative in your work and be able to offer a much eviler plan then just, eliminating you at once. For example, a true evil villain would exact such harmful torcher like this."
Camly Tinfoil placed a pair of large ear-muffs on her ears and switched to her mega-dark sunglasses. Stepping back she snapped her fingers.
At first all the senshi could here was marching and perhaps some faint joyful singing, then gradually it got louder.
Neptune gasped. "Dear god no! not that!!!"
Around the corner marched the cutest robatic munchkins, singing their programed song. "....it's a small world.." I will not continue this example for it is just too evil to move on.
Tinfoil threw back her head and laughed quite evily. "Hahahah! Muhahaha! *cough* *gagh*"
By some miracle a green laser beam smashed into the parade of evilness, melting them into the ground, their horrifying music ceasing to play.
Tinfoil removed her ear muffs and mega dark sunglasses to look at her destroyed army. "What now?"
"Stop Evil fiend!"
Tinfoil turned to the voice of the assailent. "Evil Fiend is on vacation in the Bahamas, I am Queen Tinfoil! Try to remember."
"Whatever. The challanger leapt down from her shadowed podiem, revealing a long brown haired sailor senshi with double odongos on the top of her head, her skirt, skarf and boots purple with a green bow. The mysterious senshi stood and took a pose. "I am Sailor Earth! and in the name of Earth, I will punish you!"
"Stop! Halt! Cease and desist!"
Sailor Earth and Queen Tinfoil turned to see a sharply dressed woman, hair pulled tight in a bun and holding a clipboard step out of the Tinfoil peered at the woman. "Who in the evil allience are you?"
The woman adjusted her glasses. "I am Carmen Critic and there are several objections I wish to discuss in this third rate fanfiction, the most severe is that of this imposter Sailor Earth."
Sailor Earth looked at Carmen, confused as she approacher her. "Me?"
"Who else. Obviously you are not aware that there is a currently existing Sailor Earth. The man which is called Tuxedo Mask is still holding that position. In light of this I must ask you to step down for you are clearly not true to the series."
"But..but.."
"I'm afraid I must insist, now move along."
Sailor Earth nodded, hanging her head as she moved away into the shadows and out of the story.
"Stop evil fiend!"
Carmen Critic, Queen Tinfoil and the remaining Senshi looked up again on the podium as a young purple curly haired girl in a magenta and purple sailor suit leapt down, holding a wand with a brightly colored gem. "I am Sailor Clios! and in the name of Clios, I shall Punish you!."
Tinfoil prepared to battle, Carmen shook her head. "I am afraid this cannot be allowed either since there is no such planet Clios curently existing."
Sailor Clios frowned. "Then who will save the other Senshi?"
"I'm only the critic, I cannot offer any creative help. This job requires me to be void of it anyway."
Queen Tinfoil laughed evily. "Haha! I win Sailor Soldiers! At last evil comes through!"
Carmen turned to Tinfoil. "I am afraid I am not finshed miss Queen Tinfoil. Queen Tinfoil is a direct violation of the incredibly sinister first villain Queen Beryl, and is an incredible disrespect to her. I am afraid the similarity is just too close for any comfort at all. You must either change your name or I shall be forced to revoke your villain's liscense of which makes no sense whatsoever for a liscense is not needed to be a villain."
Tinfoil scowled as Carmen handed her a slip of paper complete with orders. Carmen nodded and began to studdy the room. "Now the podium appearence is clearly too redundant to keep and the narrorator's comments on rare occassions are just too strange. Also there s no other plot as to what you intend to do with the Senshi once their torcher is complete.."
Tinfoil folded her arms. "Are you finished?"
"Not in the least."
Sailor Mars folded her arms. "You know we are trying to continue a story here."
"Fan-fiction." Corrected Carmen.
"Whatever!"
Clios folded her arms with Tinfoil. "I don't know about you but I think I'm getting tired of being criticized for every minor detail."
Tinfoil looked at Sailor Clios. "You too?"
Clios nodded. "Partners?"
Tinfoil shrugged. "Okay, but just this once, don't expect me to retire from evilness after this!."
Clios nodded. "Fine."
She whistled as Sailor Earth leapt down to stand beside them and all three began to approach Carmen Critic, who was still commenting on the story. "Now the incredible dis-regard for classic songs is intolerable I jus...hey!"
All three pounced on Carmen as a skuffle ensued, dust and clipboards flying everywhere.
For the sake of a wonderfully brief story the Senshi which now included Earth and Clios walked away from Afghan's dark evil hideout.
Clios dusted her hands off. "Well, that was refreshing."
Sailor Earth nodded in agreement.
Mercury looked at the two. "So what did happen to Carmen after we were released?"
Earth and Clios exchanged looks and Earth replied. "Well Queen Tinfoil insisted she would take care of it, and considering the fact that she agreed to let you all go we took the offer."
Clios smiled. "I wonder what she's going through now."
Meanwhile back at Queen Tinfoil's evil Hideaway Carmen Critic stood trapped in her toothpick prison screaming for mercy. Queen Tinfoil sat a few feet away, her mega sunglasses and ear muffs placed on her head, grinning smuggly as the tiny band of munchkins robots and purple dinosaurs marched by singing...that...song...
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