Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Schemes ❯ Tinfoil's Evil Muffins! ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Minerva Blue 
Tinfoil tries again! Beware! of her....bran muffins?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 204 | Status: Completed
Tinfoil tries again! Beware! of her....bran muffins?
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 204 | Status: Completed
"This is it, I cannot fail. With this plan I will rule the entire State of New Hampshire! Muhahahahaha*cough*"
"Don't you mean Universe?"
Queen Tinfoil looked at her pointless sidekick, wondering why the network hired him to poke flaws in her otherwise perfect diabolical schemes. "Universe? Are you kidding? Thats way too much for a villain of my fine stature to handle! New Hampshire will be fine, perhaps the entire east coast if I wish. Come Starling, it is time to reveal my evil plan to the lurking public."
"Sterling Queen Tinfoil."
"Right, right..Sterling."
Tinfoil proceeded to unroll a long scroll that draped to the floor and over her unfortunate sidekick. "Now then Sterning!"
Sterling crawled out from beneath the scroll. "Sterling"
"Stirling. First, we must steal all the candy withen my proposed ruling domain. Then! With no candy to satisfy their sweet tooth, they shall be forced to feast on my special Bran Muffins! Little knowing it contains a powerful ingredient making the consumer fully suggestive to my power!!! MuhahahahahahahahahMuhahahahahMuahahahaha*Cough* *cough*"
"Water my Queen?"
"My doctor says juice."
"He also says to stop laughing so maniacly."
"The doctor can kiss my bran muffins. Now, Skerming, we must prepare for my plan!"
"But my Queen, wouldn't it be easier just to place the suggestive ingredient withen the candy instead of stealing it? Thereby eliminating the cause for unessisary baking?"
".......silence Starnling! Your breaking my concentration."
Tinfoil calmly adjusted her black tiara. "Besides, a Queen needs her sweets. Now come stemling, to the bakery!"
Her head held high, Queen Tinfoil exited stage left to the bakery with her mispronounced Sterling following close behind.
Usagi sighed, laying back in her lounge chair with her sunglasses on.
"You are so right Haruka. Running that marathon was worth it. It's such a relief to be out of those Odongos!"
"uh..Usagi?"
"Oh, I completly agree. If outer Senshi sales go up 5% we'll definatly use the money to help finance you and Michiru's island."
"Usagi"
"I hear the Sailor Moon sales are down 12.4% this year. Could the english dubbing be that bad you think?"
"Usagi!"
"What?!"
Usagi looked up, taking off her sunglasses as Haruka gave her a look.
"oh...Oh! Oh!"
Quickly she adjusted her position. "Uh..wa wa I am sooo hungry. What? Queen Tinfoil is stealing all the candy in New Hampshire for her diabolical plans?"
Immediatly Usagi stood up, determined. "We must stop her!"
Haruka looked at her and whispered. "Uh, Usagi, we're not supposed to have figured out her plan yet."
Usagi looked at Haruka. "So what, we'll just end up stumbling over it eventually anyway."
Haruka nodded. "Good point."
She stood up with Usagi and started to walk into the mansion. "Lets go."
****
Meanwhile, Back in New Hampshire.
Queen Tinfoil pushed a wheelbarrow full of candy sweets along, Sterling following closely with a wheelbarrow of bran muffins.
"My Queen?"
"Yes Stipling?" She immediadly snatched some candy from a baby as Sterling replaced it with another bran mffin.
"Sterling. Wouldn't it be easier just to get a truck?"
Tinfoil stopped and looked at Sterling. "Of course not! Besides, it saves on energy, don't you forget that!"
"Yes my Queen."
"Stop Queen Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil looked up, shading her eyes as dhe moved her gaze to the top of the building, looking at both inner and outer senshi.
"You took longer then usual."
Sailor Moon nodded and leapt down, the other senshi following suit. "yes, well you have any idea how hard it is to get a non-stop flight from Tokyo to New Hampshire?"
Tinfoil nodded as she took a pair of Anti-pink sunglasses from her pocket and placed them on. "Yes, well...you shall never defeat me!"
Sterling looked at Tinfoil curiously. "My Queen, why the sunglasses?"
Just then, a fully pink chibi-moon leapt out in front of them.
"I am sailor Chibi-Moon and in the name of the moon-ow!"
A bran muffin had hit Chibi-Moon square in the face. Tinfoil nodded. "Good shot Storkling!"
"Sterling my Queen."
"Right."
"Give up Queen Tinfoil!" Cried Sailor Moon.
"Never!!"
"Mars Flame Sniper!"
Mars' fire arrow launched at Tinfoil, but to no effect.
Mars gasped. "She's Flame retardent!"
Tinfoil laughed. "Ice, Fire, Water, Earth Wind and Love! All prevented in my new Villains Free Tiara!"
Queen Tinfoil indicated her black tiara. "You shall never stop me!! MuhahahaMuhahahaMuhahaha*cough* *cough* *gahg*"
The Senshi peered at her. "You alright Tinfoil?"
Tinfoil nodded. "Perfectly fine! Now, to steal your candy! Go my evil pets!"
Ravenous pink chipmunks chittered wildly, scampering from the wheelbarrows and charging at the Senshi.
"No! Not Chipmunks!" Cried Pluto
"Yes! Ravenous Chipmunks!" Laughed Tinfoil.
The Senshi backed up as the chipmunks began to charge. "We're going to be chittered to death!" Cried Mars.
Sterling looked at Tinfoil. "Shall we be on our way my Queen?"
Tinfoil nodded. "Yes Stifling, there is still much to do!"
They were about to leave when a bran muffin landed square in the hoard of chipmunks, everyone froze, then looked up to see the black caped man in the top hat.
"How evil of you to steal the candy of New Hampshire for your own and replace it with mind altering bran muffins. Tuxedo Mask will punish you, thats me."
Tinfoil looked at Tuxedo mask, hands on her hips. "Well obviously. Your speech is less corny then usual. What happened?"
Tuxedo Mask shrugged. "I felt I would try a more direct approach."
He hurled a muffin at Tinfoil.
"Ow!" Cried Tinfoil. "What the hell happened to your roses?!"
"They're out of season, I had to make do by lifting your muffins!"
"Bran Muffins."
"Whatever." He chucked another muffin down on them.
Tinfoil narrowed her eyes. "This isn't over!"
She draped her cape over her in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared, Tinfoil blinked, then ran, Sterling following close behind.
Venus blinked. "Well that was easy."
Jupitar nodded. "Yah, but now what do we do with these extra bran muffins?"
Sailor Moon and Uranus looked at eachother and grinned. "Oh We know what to do" Replied Sailor Moon.
***
The Television chattered away on the latest news. "In other news today. The English Voice actors of Sailor Moon and Mini Moon were chucked with a barrage of bran muffins by some mysterious assailents..."
"Cheer up my Queen. Theres always next time."
Tinfoil nodded, a determined look in her eyes. "Yes, next time, and next time I shall be sure to make my Tiara...Muffin proof! Muhahaha Muhahahaha Muahahahaha*cough* *cough*"
"Are you alright my Queen?"
"I'm Fine."
"Don't you mean Universe?"
Queen Tinfoil looked at her pointless sidekick, wondering why the network hired him to poke flaws in her otherwise perfect diabolical schemes. "Universe? Are you kidding? Thats way too much for a villain of my fine stature to handle! New Hampshire will be fine, perhaps the entire east coast if I wish. Come Starling, it is time to reveal my evil plan to the lurking public."
"Sterling Queen Tinfoil."
"Right, right..Sterling."
Tinfoil proceeded to unroll a long scroll that draped to the floor and over her unfortunate sidekick. "Now then Sterning!"
Sterling crawled out from beneath the scroll. "Sterling"
"Stirling. First, we must steal all the candy withen my proposed ruling domain. Then! With no candy to satisfy their sweet tooth, they shall be forced to feast on my special Bran Muffins! Little knowing it contains a powerful ingredient making the consumer fully suggestive to my power!!! MuhahahahahahahahahMuhahahahahMuahahahaha*Cough* *cough*"
"Water my Queen?"
"My doctor says juice."
"He also says to stop laughing so maniacly."
"The doctor can kiss my bran muffins. Now, Skerming, we must prepare for my plan!"
"But my Queen, wouldn't it be easier just to place the suggestive ingredient withen the candy instead of stealing it? Thereby eliminating the cause for unessisary baking?"
".......silence Starnling! Your breaking my concentration."
Tinfoil calmly adjusted her black tiara. "Besides, a Queen needs her sweets. Now come stemling, to the bakery!"
Her head held high, Queen Tinfoil exited stage left to the bakery with her mispronounced Sterling following close behind.
Usagi sighed, laying back in her lounge chair with her sunglasses on.
"You are so right Haruka. Running that marathon was worth it. It's such a relief to be out of those Odongos!"
"uh..Usagi?"
"Oh, I completly agree. If outer Senshi sales go up 5% we'll definatly use the money to help finance you and Michiru's island."
"Usagi"
"I hear the Sailor Moon sales are down 12.4% this year. Could the english dubbing be that bad you think?"
"Usagi!"
"What?!"
Usagi looked up, taking off her sunglasses as Haruka gave her a look.
"oh...Oh! Oh!"
Quickly she adjusted her position. "Uh..wa wa I am sooo hungry. What? Queen Tinfoil is stealing all the candy in New Hampshire for her diabolical plans?"
Immediatly Usagi stood up, determined. "We must stop her!"
Haruka looked at her and whispered. "Uh, Usagi, we're not supposed to have figured out her plan yet."
Usagi looked at Haruka. "So what, we'll just end up stumbling over it eventually anyway."
Haruka nodded. "Good point."
She stood up with Usagi and started to walk into the mansion. "Lets go."
****
Meanwhile, Back in New Hampshire.
Queen Tinfoil pushed a wheelbarrow full of candy sweets along, Sterling following closely with a wheelbarrow of bran muffins.
"My Queen?"
"Yes Stipling?" She immediadly snatched some candy from a baby as Sterling replaced it with another bran mffin.
"Sterling. Wouldn't it be easier just to get a truck?"
Tinfoil stopped and looked at Sterling. "Of course not! Besides, it saves on energy, don't you forget that!"
"Yes my Queen."
"Stop Queen Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil looked up, shading her eyes as dhe moved her gaze to the top of the building, looking at both inner and outer senshi.
"You took longer then usual."
Sailor Moon nodded and leapt down, the other senshi following suit. "yes, well you have any idea how hard it is to get a non-stop flight from Tokyo to New Hampshire?"
Tinfoil nodded as she took a pair of Anti-pink sunglasses from her pocket and placed them on. "Yes, well...you shall never defeat me!"
Sterling looked at Tinfoil curiously. "My Queen, why the sunglasses?"
Just then, a fully pink chibi-moon leapt out in front of them.
"I am sailor Chibi-Moon and in the name of the moon-ow!"
A bran muffin had hit Chibi-Moon square in the face. Tinfoil nodded. "Good shot Storkling!"
"Sterling my Queen."
"Right."
"Give up Queen Tinfoil!" Cried Sailor Moon.
"Never!!"
"Mars Flame Sniper!"
Mars' fire arrow launched at Tinfoil, but to no effect.
Mars gasped. "She's Flame retardent!"
Tinfoil laughed. "Ice, Fire, Water, Earth Wind and Love! All prevented in my new Villains Free Tiara!"
Queen Tinfoil indicated her black tiara. "You shall never stop me!! MuhahahaMuhahahaMuhahaha*cough* *cough* *gahg*"
The Senshi peered at her. "You alright Tinfoil?"
Tinfoil nodded. "Perfectly fine! Now, to steal your candy! Go my evil pets!"
Ravenous pink chipmunks chittered wildly, scampering from the wheelbarrows and charging at the Senshi.
"No! Not Chipmunks!" Cried Pluto
"Yes! Ravenous Chipmunks!" Laughed Tinfoil.
The Senshi backed up as the chipmunks began to charge. "We're going to be chittered to death!" Cried Mars.
Sterling looked at Tinfoil. "Shall we be on our way my Queen?"
Tinfoil nodded. "Yes Stifling, there is still much to do!"
They were about to leave when a bran muffin landed square in the hoard of chipmunks, everyone froze, then looked up to see the black caped man in the top hat.
"How evil of you to steal the candy of New Hampshire for your own and replace it with mind altering bran muffins. Tuxedo Mask will punish you, thats me."
Tinfoil looked at Tuxedo mask, hands on her hips. "Well obviously. Your speech is less corny then usual. What happened?"
Tuxedo Mask shrugged. "I felt I would try a more direct approach."
He hurled a muffin at Tinfoil.
"Ow!" Cried Tinfoil. "What the hell happened to your roses?!"
"They're out of season, I had to make do by lifting your muffins!"
"Bran Muffins."
"Whatever." He chucked another muffin down on them.
Tinfoil narrowed her eyes. "This isn't over!"
She draped her cape over her in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared, Tinfoil blinked, then ran, Sterling following close behind.
Venus blinked. "Well that was easy."
Jupitar nodded. "Yah, but now what do we do with these extra bran muffins?"
Sailor Moon and Uranus looked at eachother and grinned. "Oh We know what to do" Replied Sailor Moon.
***
The Television chattered away on the latest news. "In other news today. The English Voice actors of Sailor Moon and Mini Moon were chucked with a barrage of bran muffins by some mysterious assailents..."
"Cheer up my Queen. Theres always next time."
Tinfoil nodded, a determined look in her eyes. "Yes, next time, and next time I shall be sure to make my Tiara...Muffin proof! Muhahaha Muhahahaha Muahahahaha*cough* *cough*"
"Are you alright my Queen?"
"I'm Fine."