Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Schemes ❯ Tinfoil's Vacation ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Minerva Blue 
Tinfoil goes on Vacation! But some other rivals also choose to take their breaks.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 195 | Status: Completed
Tinfoil goes on Vacation! But some other rivals also choose to take their breaks.
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 195 | Status: Completed
Ah yes, a third tale about everyones *cough* Well my villain, the Queen Tinfoil!
Before we start I must inform you that regrettably I do not own Sailor Moon, of course you all wish I did? Right? uhm yah okay one more additional thing this being a comedy fanfic here are a few tips.
Those looking for any seriousness in this story will be shot!
Those looking any truth will be prosecuted!
Those wishing to brutaly critique, this being in mere fun, shall be kicked in the Rear.
Those looking for Villain tips will be poked fun at and pointed to the above warnings.
And without any further procrastination(Of which I do have a talent for) Let us continue with the story. Oh and afterwards you shall be directed to the story where you shall promptly give a polite review, those wishing to violate orders stated shall be promptly directed to the dumpster outback in which they will be forced to read all my abandoned fan fiction and made to endure hours of my homework while watching every single dubbed episode of Sailor Moon with those grueling torcherous voices, this includes the movies. And If you really make me mad, I'll throw in a Tellietubbie video with It's a Small World in the background! You have been Warned several times. So, on with the story.
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Queen Tinfoil sighed, removing her flaming crown and blanket cape which was her trademark. She ruffled her crazy black hair and checked the bags under her eyes.
"Everything alright your evilness?"
Tinfoil looked at the sinister green haired man that walked up to her. His hair had originally been violet but Tinfoil forced him to dye the color due to evil purposes. With his past experience as a door to door salesman this guy was a perfect evil lackey.
"You know Monoxite? This is just too much work there were way too many Senshi running underfoot and just not enough evil schemes to get rid of them all."
Exausted she collapesed into her throne.
"If I have to lay eyes on that pink Chibi-Moon again I swear I will...Well I wil do something very evil. and to make matters worse, Sailor Moon went through yet another transformation again. How many forms can one Super Hero have? It's not natural....Wheres Carbonite?"
"Oh him? He took off, said he had some extra work to do."
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Meanwhile, deep in the depths of an arcade an orange haired guy furiously played the new Sailor V game. "Hahaha! now I have you! Cut my pay will ya?! Take that!"
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"You know sometimes I worry about that guys mental stamina."
Monoxite blinked. "Mental what?"
Queen Tinfoil shook her head. "Nevermind...hey whats this?"
Her eyes fell upon a small brochure by the trone, a sunny beach with palm trees.
"Oh, Some lady with a pen and pad came by earlier and dropped it off. Said her name was..Minerva something. Anyway she said it was just what you needed."
Tinfoil was already grinning as she opened the brochure, which was complete with a ticket. She would have to thank that..ahem..mysterious benefactor.
"This is perfect!"
Tinfoil jumped out of her throne, looking more exhilerated then she had been in weeks. "I will go to this Bahamas and have a relaxing vacation far away from any Senshi!"
"But your evilness! Who will take care of the villainry in your place?"
"Oh uhh..you and Carbonite can do it! Bye!"
Quickly she sped off and hopped on the nearest plane to the Bahamas. Monoxite silently walked onto the throne and sat down, whistling and drumming his fingers. The door slammed and Tinfoil dashed back in.
"I uh...forgot my suitcase."
Immediatly she grabbed her suitcase and dashed off again.
Tinfoil sat in her bathing suit on a folding chair, basking in the sun as she adjusted her sunglasses.
"More Mai Tai miss Tinfoil?"
Tinfoil accepted the beverage from the handsome well muscled man.
"Thank you."
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Usagi stretched her arms and layed back in the sand. "This is nice!"
Rei looked at Usagi. "Uh, where did you say you got these Bahama tickets?"
Usagi shrugged. "Some girl named Minerva, she seemed very eager to be giving them away."
Ami sat up. "You know it does sound very peculiar that you would get five tickets."
Minako nodded. "Expecially ones addressed to 'Sailor Moon and her friends.'"
Usagi yawned, putting on her sunglasses. "Yea I know, but we were due for one. Lina Inverse gets to take vacations, I say we should too."
Makoto sat up. "She does not, she works every episode!"
Rei nodded. "And she's not even a superhero."
Minako agreed. "Not to mention she's a greedy sorceress who only works if she gets paid."
Usagi looked at her friends. "You know that raises an interesting point. Why don't we start charging for our services?"
Ami sighed. "Because Luna and Artemis would never let us."
"Who said they had to know?"
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Queen Tinfoil balanced at the edge of the cliff, looking down at the waters below. She spread her arms out then leaned forward, taking a dive. Her blanket cape acted as a parachute, slowing her descent as she borught her hands together. "WooHoo!"
She hit the water in a gigantic splash, sending water everywhere.
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The senshi coughed, wringing out their hair. They glared at the cliff, then the water. Usagi stood up. "Whats the big idea?"
The other senshi nodded, standing up behind her.
"Saturn!" Called Minako.
Out of nowhere Sailor saturn came walking up with her silence glaive. "What?"
"Did you do that?"
Saturn shook her head. Usagi scowled. "They won't get away with it! Moon Eternal Prism Crystal Honeymoon Power! Make-Up!"
The other senshi sighed, transforming as well.
"Saturn!" Called Sailor Moon. "Blow that up will you?" She pointed to a figure moving in the water below the cliff.
Saturn just stared at Sailor Moon, then shrugged. "Okay." Taking her glaive she unscrewd the top, reaching inside to pull out 3 sticks of dynamite strapped to a grenade. Calmly she pulled out the pin and hurled it through the air. The grenade and dynamite exploded, water shooting 60 feet into the air, leaving a large hole where it hit, blowing off a huge chunk of the cliff and sending 20 foot waves onto the shore, completly soaking the senshi. The girls wrung out their hair for the second time today and Mars looked at Saturn. "What happened to that Death revolution thing?"
Saturn just stared. "What Death Revolution thing?"
"The one that destroys planets!"
"Oh that. That was it."
"What?"
Saturn shrugged. "Cutbacks. The networks thought my attack was too costly. You have to find a fresh planet, evacuate, and then when you blow it up theres this whole expense of glueing it back together. It's just one big mess."
Mars blinked. "...oh"
"Alright whats the Big Idea?!!" Queen Tinfoil stormed angrily onto the shore, fists clenched in rage.
The senshi gasped. "Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil blinked. "Sailor Senshi! I should have known! You just had to ruin my vacation didn't you?"
Mercury blinked. "This is our vacation!"
Sailor Moon nodded. "Yea, So clear out! We don't have time to mess with your evil schemes!"
Tinfoil scowled, rolling up imaginary sleaves. "Well, If you think I'm going to let you get away you are sadly mistaken. Come forth! Evil squid!"
The waves rose in fury, colapsing onto the shore. As they drew back the senshi gasped, there beside Queen Tinfoil was a wrigling black eight legged sushi ingredient. Queen Tinfoil laughed maniachly. "Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha!!"
Sailor Moon and the others just stared, Jupitar pointed to the creature. "That thing is barely six inches tall!"
Tinfoil glanced down at the black wriggleng creature, it was indeed lacking in height.
Mercury folded her arms. "Thats not even a squid, it's an octopus!"
"So what! same thing!"
"It is not!"
Tinfoil scowled. "Well...well you still won't get away! He may be small but he's quitte dangerous and rabid!"
Mercury's face displayed confusion. "Rabid? Where are it's teeth?"
"It has deadly poisonous ink! No one ruins my free ticket to the Bahamas and gets away with it!"
Sailor Moon stared at Queen Tinfoil. "Did you say Free?"
Tinfoil nodded. "I got it from some lady named Minerva."
Venus looked at her companions. "Doesn't that sound familier?"
Mercury nodded. "I told you we shouldn't have accepted those tickets."
Mars nodded. "This was all part of some sinister plot to get us together!"
Jupitar scowled. "What kind of Vile Brainless Twit would do such a thing?"
Saturn looked at the girls. "A fanfiction writer?"
Tinfoil folded her arms. "Can we get on with it?"
The senshi nodded to eachother and Sailor Moon whispered something in Tinfoil's ear. Tinfoil's face turned red with rage, she picked up her little octopus and turned it facing...the screen.
The other senshi turned around in unison.
"Mars Flame.."
"Mercury Aqua..."
"Venus Love and Beauty...."
"Jupitar Oak...."
"Crystal honeymoon Therapy.."
"Death Reborn...."
...Uh oh! Okay See you guys in the next chapter! <runs!>
"..Sniper!"
"..Rhapsody!"
"...Shoc k!"
"...Revolution!"
"..Kiss!!!"
"...Revolution! "
"Squid..err, Octopus poison ink!!"
Before we start I must inform you that regrettably I do not own Sailor Moon, of course you all wish I did? Right? uhm yah okay one more additional thing this being a comedy fanfic here are a few tips.
Those looking for any seriousness in this story will be shot!
Those looking any truth will be prosecuted!
Those wishing to brutaly critique, this being in mere fun, shall be kicked in the Rear.
Those looking for Villain tips will be poked fun at and pointed to the above warnings.
And without any further procrastination(Of which I do have a talent for) Let us continue with the story. Oh and afterwards you shall be directed to the story where you shall promptly give a polite review, those wishing to violate orders stated shall be promptly directed to the dumpster outback in which they will be forced to read all my abandoned fan fiction and made to endure hours of my homework while watching every single dubbed episode of Sailor Moon with those grueling torcherous voices, this includes the movies. And If you really make me mad, I'll throw in a Tellietubbie video with It's a Small World in the background! You have been Warned several times. So, on with the story.
=========================================
Queen Tinfoil sighed, removing her flaming crown and blanket cape which was her trademark. She ruffled her crazy black hair and checked the bags under her eyes.
"Everything alright your evilness?"
Tinfoil looked at the sinister green haired man that walked up to her. His hair had originally been violet but Tinfoil forced him to dye the color due to evil purposes. With his past experience as a door to door salesman this guy was a perfect evil lackey.
"You know Monoxite? This is just too much work there were way too many Senshi running underfoot and just not enough evil schemes to get rid of them all."
Exausted she collapesed into her throne.
"If I have to lay eyes on that pink Chibi-Moon again I swear I will...Well I wil do something very evil. and to make matters worse, Sailor Moon went through yet another transformation again. How many forms can one Super Hero have? It's not natural....Wheres Carbonite?"
"Oh him? He took off, said he had some extra work to do."
---------------------
Meanwhile, deep in the depths of an arcade an orange haired guy furiously played the new Sailor V game. "Hahaha! now I have you! Cut my pay will ya?! Take that!"
--------------------------
"You know sometimes I worry about that guys mental stamina."
Monoxite blinked. "Mental what?"
Queen Tinfoil shook her head. "Nevermind...hey whats this?"
Her eyes fell upon a small brochure by the trone, a sunny beach with palm trees.
"Oh, Some lady with a pen and pad came by earlier and dropped it off. Said her name was..Minerva something. Anyway she said it was just what you needed."
Tinfoil was already grinning as she opened the brochure, which was complete with a ticket. She would have to thank that..ahem..mysterious benefactor.
"This is perfect!"
Tinfoil jumped out of her throne, looking more exhilerated then she had been in weeks. "I will go to this Bahamas and have a relaxing vacation far away from any Senshi!"
"But your evilness! Who will take care of the villainry in your place?"
"Oh uhh..you and Carbonite can do it! Bye!"
Quickly she sped off and hopped on the nearest plane to the Bahamas. Monoxite silently walked onto the throne and sat down, whistling and drumming his fingers. The door slammed and Tinfoil dashed back in.
"I uh...forgot my suitcase."
Immediatly she grabbed her suitcase and dashed off again.
Tinfoil sat in her bathing suit on a folding chair, basking in the sun as she adjusted her sunglasses.
"More Mai Tai miss Tinfoil?"
Tinfoil accepted the beverage from the handsome well muscled man.
"Thank you."
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Usagi stretched her arms and layed back in the sand. "This is nice!"
Rei looked at Usagi. "Uh, where did you say you got these Bahama tickets?"
Usagi shrugged. "Some girl named Minerva, she seemed very eager to be giving them away."
Ami sat up. "You know it does sound very peculiar that you would get five tickets."
Minako nodded. "Expecially ones addressed to 'Sailor Moon and her friends.'"
Usagi yawned, putting on her sunglasses. "Yea I know, but we were due for one. Lina Inverse gets to take vacations, I say we should too."
Makoto sat up. "She does not, she works every episode!"
Rei nodded. "And she's not even a superhero."
Minako agreed. "Not to mention she's a greedy sorceress who only works if she gets paid."
Usagi looked at her friends. "You know that raises an interesting point. Why don't we start charging for our services?"
Ami sighed. "Because Luna and Artemis would never let us."
"Who said they had to know?"
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Queen Tinfoil balanced at the edge of the cliff, looking down at the waters below. She spread her arms out then leaned forward, taking a dive. Her blanket cape acted as a parachute, slowing her descent as she borught her hands together. "WooHoo!"
She hit the water in a gigantic splash, sending water everywhere.
--------------------------------
The senshi coughed, wringing out their hair. They glared at the cliff, then the water. Usagi stood up. "Whats the big idea?"
The other senshi nodded, standing up behind her.
"Saturn!" Called Minako.
Out of nowhere Sailor saturn came walking up with her silence glaive. "What?"
"Did you do that?"
Saturn shook her head. Usagi scowled. "They won't get away with it! Moon Eternal Prism Crystal Honeymoon Power! Make-Up!"
The other senshi sighed, transforming as well.
"Saturn!" Called Sailor Moon. "Blow that up will you?" She pointed to a figure moving in the water below the cliff.
Saturn just stared at Sailor Moon, then shrugged. "Okay." Taking her glaive she unscrewd the top, reaching inside to pull out 3 sticks of dynamite strapped to a grenade. Calmly she pulled out the pin and hurled it through the air. The grenade and dynamite exploded, water shooting 60 feet into the air, leaving a large hole where it hit, blowing off a huge chunk of the cliff and sending 20 foot waves onto the shore, completly soaking the senshi. The girls wrung out their hair for the second time today and Mars looked at Saturn. "What happened to that Death revolution thing?"
Saturn just stared. "What Death Revolution thing?"
"The one that destroys planets!"
"Oh that. That was it."
"What?"
Saturn shrugged. "Cutbacks. The networks thought my attack was too costly. You have to find a fresh planet, evacuate, and then when you blow it up theres this whole expense of glueing it back together. It's just one big mess."
Mars blinked. "...oh"
"Alright whats the Big Idea?!!" Queen Tinfoil stormed angrily onto the shore, fists clenched in rage.
The senshi gasped. "Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil blinked. "Sailor Senshi! I should have known! You just had to ruin my vacation didn't you?"
Mercury blinked. "This is our vacation!"
Sailor Moon nodded. "Yea, So clear out! We don't have time to mess with your evil schemes!"
Tinfoil scowled, rolling up imaginary sleaves. "Well, If you think I'm going to let you get away you are sadly mistaken. Come forth! Evil squid!"
The waves rose in fury, colapsing onto the shore. As they drew back the senshi gasped, there beside Queen Tinfoil was a wrigling black eight legged sushi ingredient. Queen Tinfoil laughed maniachly. "Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahaha!!"
Sailor Moon and the others just stared, Jupitar pointed to the creature. "That thing is barely six inches tall!"
Tinfoil glanced down at the black wriggleng creature, it was indeed lacking in height.
Mercury folded her arms. "Thats not even a squid, it's an octopus!"
"So what! same thing!"
"It is not!"
Tinfoil scowled. "Well...well you still won't get away! He may be small but he's quitte dangerous and rabid!"
Mercury's face displayed confusion. "Rabid? Where are it's teeth?"
"It has deadly poisonous ink! No one ruins my free ticket to the Bahamas and gets away with it!"
Sailor Moon stared at Queen Tinfoil. "Did you say Free?"
Tinfoil nodded. "I got it from some lady named Minerva."
Venus looked at her companions. "Doesn't that sound familier?"
Mercury nodded. "I told you we shouldn't have accepted those tickets."
Mars nodded. "This was all part of some sinister plot to get us together!"
Jupitar scowled. "What kind of Vile Brainless Twit would do such a thing?"
Saturn looked at the girls. "A fanfiction writer?"
Tinfoil folded her arms. "Can we get on with it?"
The senshi nodded to eachother and Sailor Moon whispered something in Tinfoil's ear. Tinfoil's face turned red with rage, she picked up her little octopus and turned it facing...the screen.
The other senshi turned around in unison.
"Mars Flame.."
"Mercury Aqua..."
"Venus Love and Beauty...."
"Jupitar Oak...."
"Crystal honeymoon Therapy.."
"Death Reborn...."
...Uh oh! Okay See you guys in the next chapter! <runs!>
"..Sniper!"
"..Rhapsody!"
"...Shoc k!"
"...Revolution!"
"..Kiss!!!"
"...Revolution! "
"Squid..err, Octopus poison ink!!"