Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Evil Schemes ❯ Episode V ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Minerva Blue 
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 743 | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.12.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 743 | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
In tribute to Star Wars Queen Tinfoil shall take a different turn for a very special, yet very ridiculous episode of Evil Schemes.
Sit back, relax and enjoy, even non star wars fans may feel like cracking a smile.
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The tall evil looking woman with crazy black hair and black crown threw back her head, laughing maniacly. "Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Muhahahahaha!"
Right. Against the wall withen their toothpick prisons crouched three men, better known as Qui Gon, Obi Won, and Anakin...Won. The cramped cages were growing uncomfortable, making the three captives irritable.
"At last! where is your precious force now?"
Obi Won was the first to speak. "But thats what we keep telling you mam, we're just actors."
"Silence! I will not have your lies in my secret underground base!"
Anakin stared at the surroundings. "This cave isn't underground."
Queen Tinfoil scowled. "Silence! I don't hear Yoda complaining!"
She pointed upwards, indicating a slumped over two foot tall green figure perched in a swinging cage.
There was a long pause. The three looked at eachother before Qui Gon finally spoke. "Thats because he's a puppet."
"Yes! a puppet of your so called good forces! But fear not! I shall break his useless ideas of light and dark and he shall finally see my way! Yoda will become a Darth force of destruction! Ahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Obi Won blinked. "I fail to see how you will accomplish this, as he is, still, a puppet."
"I have no need for your lies! You shall be my ultimate tool in your undoing as your precious force unwittingly assists me in conquering this pathetic planet! Soon, any moment now billions will journey to your theatres to witness your historical documentaries. When they do my lackies will release a sonic beam throughout the theatres, bringing every loyal fan under my control! And your power shall help me do it! Muhahahahahahaha!!!"
"That doesn't make any sense. Who in they're right mind would willingly endanger the lives of millions of loyal star wars fans?"
"They're lawyers. I spared no expense Sterning! Hook them up!"
"Sterling My Queen." The silver haired assistent approached the three Jedi actors, hooking the three, and Yoda to the jumper cables he carried.
"Those cables will allow me to tap into your jedi power and finally I shall rule the world! Muhahahahahaha!!"
"Not so fast Queen Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil turned around to the odongo haired siloete standing on wooden boxes. "Sailor Moon!"
"I will not allow you to take advantage of the dedication of movie-goers! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
Star Wars fight music began to play as Sailor moon jumped down and drew her wand.
Tinfoil scowled. "Starling! Stop that music!"
"Sterling My Queen." He turned to the tape player, pressing the stop button and fast forwarding. Finally he pressed play and the darth vader music began to play.
"Better." Queen Tinfoil grabbed her scepter. "En Guarde meatball head!"
Scepter and wand raised the two engaged in combat as the familiar star wars melody played in the background courtesy of Sterling.
"Pink Sugar Heart Attack!"
"Ow!" Tinfoil scowled as tiny hearts hit her in the head. She turned around to face her new foes, The disgustingly pink heroine Chibi-Moon and the other senshi. "How did you get here! I thought I dropped you into a doom pit filled with ravenous squirrels and guarded by five of my lackies! What diod you do? feed the squirrels my lackies instead?"
"We tried, but they wouldn't touch the lawyers."
"Prepare to face the wrath of my lightsaber!!" Tinfoil grabbed the small stick from her throne and whacked it, forcing out a plastic green lance. She stared for a moment and then threw it at the sailor suited champions of justice and ran, laughing maniacly. "Ahahahahahaha!! You havn't seen the last of me! Muhahahahahahahaha!!!"
Sterling blinked. "My Queen?"
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Qui Gon nodded as he stood on the hill with his two companions, looking at the sunset. "At last the galaxy is safe thanks to me."
Anakin blinked. "But you didn't do anything."
Obi Won nodded. "He's right. You were only in one movie and you have no real powers."
"Didn't I? I think millions of fans would disagree."
"Millions of fans haven't seen this fic."
Anakin sighed. "Don't you think it's weird though. In the middle of a sailor moon fic the only thing sailor moon were the brief cameos?"
Obi Won looked at the boy "Nobody Cares Vader."
Sit back, relax and enjoy, even non star wars fans may feel like cracking a smile.
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The tall evil looking woman with crazy black hair and black crown threw back her head, laughing maniacly. "Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Muhahahahaha!"
Right. Against the wall withen their toothpick prisons crouched three men, better known as Qui Gon, Obi Won, and Anakin...Won. The cramped cages were growing uncomfortable, making the three captives irritable.
"At last! where is your precious force now?"
Obi Won was the first to speak. "But thats what we keep telling you mam, we're just actors."
"Silence! I will not have your lies in my secret underground base!"
Anakin stared at the surroundings. "This cave isn't underground."
Queen Tinfoil scowled. "Silence! I don't hear Yoda complaining!"
She pointed upwards, indicating a slumped over two foot tall green figure perched in a swinging cage.
There was a long pause. The three looked at eachother before Qui Gon finally spoke. "Thats because he's a puppet."
"Yes! a puppet of your so called good forces! But fear not! I shall break his useless ideas of light and dark and he shall finally see my way! Yoda will become a Darth force of destruction! Ahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Obi Won blinked. "I fail to see how you will accomplish this, as he is, still, a puppet."
"I have no need for your lies! You shall be my ultimate tool in your undoing as your precious force unwittingly assists me in conquering this pathetic planet! Soon, any moment now billions will journey to your theatres to witness your historical documentaries. When they do my lackies will release a sonic beam throughout the theatres, bringing every loyal fan under my control! And your power shall help me do it! Muhahahahahahaha!!!"
"That doesn't make any sense. Who in they're right mind would willingly endanger the lives of millions of loyal star wars fans?"
"They're lawyers. I spared no expense Sterning! Hook them up!"
"Sterling My Queen." The silver haired assistent approached the three Jedi actors, hooking the three, and Yoda to the jumper cables he carried.
"Those cables will allow me to tap into your jedi power and finally I shall rule the world! Muhahahahahaha!!"
"Not so fast Queen Tinfoil!"
Queen Tinfoil turned around to the odongo haired siloete standing on wooden boxes. "Sailor Moon!"
"I will not allow you to take advantage of the dedication of movie-goers! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
Star Wars fight music began to play as Sailor moon jumped down and drew her wand.
Tinfoil scowled. "Starling! Stop that music!"
"Sterling My Queen." He turned to the tape player, pressing the stop button and fast forwarding. Finally he pressed play and the darth vader music began to play.
"Better." Queen Tinfoil grabbed her scepter. "En Guarde meatball head!"
Scepter and wand raised the two engaged in combat as the familiar star wars melody played in the background courtesy of Sterling.
"Pink Sugar Heart Attack!"
"Ow!" Tinfoil scowled as tiny hearts hit her in the head. She turned around to face her new foes, The disgustingly pink heroine Chibi-Moon and the other senshi. "How did you get here! I thought I dropped you into a doom pit filled with ravenous squirrels and guarded by five of my lackies! What diod you do? feed the squirrels my lackies instead?"
"We tried, but they wouldn't touch the lawyers."
"Prepare to face the wrath of my lightsaber!!" Tinfoil grabbed the small stick from her throne and whacked it, forcing out a plastic green lance. She stared for a moment and then threw it at the sailor suited champions of justice and ran, laughing maniacly. "Ahahahahahaha!! You havn't seen the last of me! Muhahahahahahahaha!!!"
Sterling blinked. "My Queen?"
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Qui Gon nodded as he stood on the hill with his two companions, looking at the sunset. "At last the galaxy is safe thanks to me."
Anakin blinked. "But you didn't do anything."
Obi Won nodded. "He's right. You were only in one movie and you have no real powers."
"Didn't I? I think millions of fans would disagree."
"Millions of fans haven't seen this fic."
Anakin sighed. "Don't you think it's weird though. In the middle of a sailor moon fic the only thing sailor moon were the brief cameos?"
Obi Won looked at the boy "Nobody Cares Vader."