Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Try to Resist ❯ Chapter 3
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By: Serenitas 
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.15.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 520 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.15.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 520 | Status: Completed
Ah more late night inspired writing, brought about by watching very sarcastic videos. Whenever I have a more…creative barrage of insults, I want it clear that they are directed to someone in particular. The blank so- called reviewer who keeps flaming me and then coming back for more flames. If you don't like the story then DON'T READ IT! Obviously when they gave out logic and common sense you were standing behind the door. Why you feel the need to mindlessly flame me and then point out that I deleted your flames is beyond me, but I'm sure it also has to do with why I'm sure you screw your first cousin. Any other reviews I get from you will be deleted, so don't bother writing any. I accept flames if they are well-defended. Yours was not. Evidently you didn't think when you decided to be so insulting and I won't put up with it. It was an insult to me and to those who might have read it. So there is your explanation, other than you are obviously an uneducated redneck. Go to hell and leave me alone.
Other than that people, I hope you enjoy this chapter as I was in a total rage when I wrote it, so it has some of my more creative insults used…please read and review but be kind! NO (bleeping) FLAMES!!!
Mamoru was unable to get the stupid grin off his face as he walked into his empty apartment. So Usagi was attracted to him! How could he use this to his advantage to have a little fun with her? Reaching for the phone he dialled Motoki and left him a message to phone him ASAP. He admitted that Usagi was certainly a little hellcat, and she had one hell of a temper on her, he had never realized just how bad until he provoked her past the point of all reason. Yes, fighting with Usagi was better than any other workout he had ever done, and more life-threatening as well. He had never expected her to hit him, and certainly hadn't thought she'd try to strangle him. Looking back, he saw humour in the situation that he had missed a few short hours ago. Sitting at his table, he pulled out some books and tried to study, knowing it was hopelessly futile.
Usagi pace and fumed. This had been one horrid week! Today she had somehow wound up with double detention, for a brief argument with Haruna- sensei. Ever since Makoto 'damn her' she thought, had forced her to admit she was attracted to Mamoru, her life had sunk into the toilet and stayed there ever since. This had been the week from hell, and now it was Friday afternoon (A.N - for fun I kept a 5 day school week, even though in Japan it's 6.) and once it reached 6:00 she was free. She saw the scowl on Haruna's face and figured she must have been stood up. Haruna sighed and slammed her hand on her desk. "Damn you Tsukino Usagi, would you stop pacing!?"
Usagi blinked at Haruna, never having heard her speak to her so abruptly. "Sorry Ms. Haruna, I just need to work off some excess energy."
"Then take karate." She said grumpily.
"Only if I can use it on that arrogant bastard." Usagi muttered.
Ms. Haruna blinked. "A man? There's a man in your life?"
"Goddess no!" Usagi snorted. "And if I have my way, he never will be. He's an insufferable, pompous piece of work! He's the bane of my existence. I have happy dreams where he's tortured to death in many gruesome and horrid ways."
Haruna shook her head. "If he's cute and single then grab him while you can." She advised.
Usagi blinked at her teacher, convinced she'd gone around the bend. "I don't think so Ms. Haruna, he's not my type."
"And I suppose Umino is more your speed?" Ms. Haruna arched an eyebrow at Usagi. "Please Usagi, give me some credit. I know you too well; it must be because you spend every afternoon in here with me. You're the closest thing to a significant other that I have in my life." She shook her head. "How pathetic."
"You're telling me." Usagi agreed.
Haruna's head snapped up. "I'm letting you go early today Tsukino, try to be on time on Monday?"
"Sure thing." Usagi replied as part of their daily ritual. Every day Haruna asked her to be on time tomorrow, and every day Usagi promised she would be. 'Ah freedom.' She thought as she left the school grounds. Not having any desire to go to the arcade, she ran to the Fruit Parlour where she knew her friends were waiting. She smiled at them when she entered and walked over the table, her regulation milkshake already there.
"Double detention again?" Rei asked a smirk on her face. "How do you do it?"
"Shut up Rei-chan." Usagi said irritably. "Let me enjoy my milkshake."
"I'm curious too Odango, how do you manage to get detention every single day. You must have some kind of special gift."
"Go to hell Mamoru."
"Once more I am wounded by the rapier-like wit of Tsukino Usagi!" Mamoru made a stabbing motion on his chest.
"You keep that up and I'll find a real knife." Usagi threatened.
"Oh please, you couldn't hurt a fly." He scoffed. "The other day was more irritating than anything else. You hit like a girl."
"I am a girl!"
"You'd never be able to tell…flat chested, no figure to speak of…"
"If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it." Usagi retorted, his words stinging. It was only a surprisingly strong grip on her leg by Ami that kept her from leaping at him. (A.N - this is to the blank reviewer who delights in flaming me too!)
Mamoru blinked. "Once again I must reprimand you on your language Usagi. Didn't your mother teach you anything?" he leaned in close. "Either one of them?" he asked softly. "Princess?"
Usagi's face contorted in rage. Her hands looked like claws as she broke from Ami's grasp and lunged at Mamoru. A strong pair of arms caught her and pulled her close. "Let me go!" she protested, struggling against his grip.
Mamoru smiled. "You attack me and somehow I'm the one who's wrong?"
"I don't want you to touch me!" Usagi screeched.
Mamoru lowered his face to her ear. "But you will Usagi. Very soon you'll be begging for me to touch you, only maybe I won't." he whispered.
She drew back and stared at him, shock on her face. "You are deranged."
"You won't be saying that either." He winked. "In fact you won't be able to speak at all except to call my name."
"HENTAI!" she shrieked, wriggling ever more against his grasp. Mamoru fought to keep from laughing, his new plan of attack was working perfectly. "You ecchi…piece of…miserable…" she sputtered.
"Can't complete a coherent sentence?" he mocked. "You're losing your touch Odango. De-evolving in front of my very eyes."
"SINEA!" Usagi yelled as she swung her body out and back in, using the momentum to knock him flat on his back. His grip on her was broken and she instantly went to claw his face.
"Kitten!" Haruka said in a jovial tone as she hauled her off Mamoru and placed her body between the furious girl and the dumbstruck man. She shook her head. Emphasis on the 'dumb.'
"Get out of the way Haruka."
"No I don't think I will." She drawled. "You seem to have become ever so much more violent Usagi,"
"Hear hear." Mamoru said from the background.
"What happened to the pacifist who hated fighting. If I recall correctly, you've nearly died - and taken the rest of the world with you - because you wanted to avoid a fight." Haruka pointed out.
"That…man…supercilious…pompous…self indulgent…rump fed ronyon!" Usagi seethed as insults poured from her. "Insufferable…"
"You'd think she'd run out of words to insult me with." Mamoru said conversationally.
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you like seeing her like this." Haruka pointed out as Mamoru couldn't help but grin at the angry Odango.
Mamoru shrugged. "It beats her trying to attack me." He replied.
Haruka shook her head. "You want her, don't you?"
"Don't be foolish."
Haruka winked at him. "Motoki called Minako, who called Makoto, who called Rei, who called Ami who called us."
"It's like the jungle telegraph!" Mamoru protested. "This is getting out of hand!"
"You brought it on yourself."
"I did nothing!"
Usagi continued to seethe as they carried on this conversation. When her insults became pithier, they both blinked, unable to believe that such an innocent looking girl could be using such language. "Oh Odango, stop it." He admonished.
"Stop calling me that!" she yelled.
"I'll call you whatever I want…Usako."
Usagi gaped at him, but she wasn't the only one. Mamoru flushed slightly, upset at having let his secret name for her slip. "What did you call me?" she asked, incredulous.
"I said I can call you whatever I want." He said smugly.
"I am not your own!" she protested.
"Not yet." He nodded.
Usagi's jaw dropped and she was finally speechless.
"Just what the hell did you put in his coffee?" Motoki demanded of Minako who was giggling and rubbing her hands together.
"Just a little truth serum I whipped up. Being the senshi of love has some advantages." She winked at him. "No matter how much he wants to insult her, he'll be revealing what he's been trying to keep hidden from her."
"And did you put anything in her milkshake?"
"Of course! But she never got a chance to drink it, which is why she's still going strong while he's turning into a lovesick loon."
"How long will this thing last?"
"I can't remember. I'm sure it will wear off at some point."
"MINAKO! You've drugged him and you don't know how long he'll be under its effects? Do you know how that could affect his daily life?"
"Oh it's not like he'll be obsessing over her." Minako waved her hand.
Motoki groaned and dropped his head to the counter. "I knew I should never have let you talk me into this."
Minako giggled. "Things will work out in the end. When you are dealing with people who are as stubborn as these two, drastic measures need to be taken."
"This goes beyond drastic Minako! This is wrong!" Motoki protested.
"Now Motoki, shush up. Things are getting good." Minako tried to turn her attention back to the fighting couple.
"I'm telling the truth." Motoki started towards them. "Mamoru …"
"NO!" Minako shrieked, jumping on Motoki from behind and grabbing his legs, bringing him crashing face-first onto the floor.
Ami peered over at them. "Do I want to know what you two are doing?"
"Um…uh…foreplay!" Minako blurted, unable to think of anything else.
Ami's face turned beet red as the senshi turned their attention from Usagi and Mamoru to Minako and the semi-conscious Motoki. "Sorry sensei…" Motoki groaned. "I was attacked by a blonde flying ape…"
"An ape?" Minako's eyebrows shot up. "How dare you?"
Taking a page from Usagi's book, she reached for his throat, only to be pulled off by Michiru. "It IS something in the water!" she declared. "Come on you, you've done enough damage for one day."
"I have not yet begun to…"
"Oh but you have Minako." Michiru said softly. "You'd better fix this mess. Mamoru keeps trying to pull Usagi to him, and Usagi keeps threatening to remove body parts and Haruka is getting annoyed at being the one in the middle."
"We knew going in that it wouldn't be easy." Minako maintained.
"We didn't think you'd bring drugs into play." Michiru retorted. "Do you have an anti-serum for what you gave him?"
"What's an anti-serum?" Minako blinked.
Michiru groaned and dropped Minako back on top of Motoki who had begun to lift himself off the floor.
"I know you're attracted to me Odango, I heard you the other day?"
"WHAT?" Usagi's shriek reached ear-splitting levels. Haruka was convinced she'd be permanently deaf. She swore she felt her ears bleeding, since Mamoru wasn't lowering his voice any either.
"I heard you admit to Makoto that you found me cute." He smiled, triumphant.
Makoto moaned audibly and let her head sink to the table, beating it gently until Rei put a hand between her head and the table. She had the most wide-eyed expression they had ever seen, enjoying this immensely. Who needed TV when you had Usagi and Mamoru and Minako? "You were following me?"
"I was curious." He shrugged. "So now what are you going to do about it?"
"Could you be a little more arrogant?" she fumed.
"I can try. I don't like you Odango and this will never work." He sighed.
"Oh now we get into condescension." Usagi nodded. "I was wondering how long that would take."
"And were you right?" he sneered at her. "Honestly, like I could ever have feelings for you…"
"You snake bellied…weak livered…cheap…lowdown…no good…SOB…*uckshit…piece of animal excretion…lobotomized…infuriating…asshole…" Usagi sputtered, bringing every word she could think of into play. "…goddamned…miserable…stupid…blind…pompous 230;overbearing…rude…insensitive…frea k of nature…should have been drowned at birth…no obvious mind…thinks you can do and say whatever you want…porch monkey…walking dead man…prick!" she finished. (A.N - to the blank reviewer who's too cowardly to put up your name and loves to flame me, I had you in mind when I wrote this. Only I had to leave out some of my more…expressive words, but I hope you get the idea. Anything else from you will be deleted you *uckmeat.)
"Do you ever shut up?" Mamoru growled.
Usagi's jaw dropped, trying to think of more insults but unable to do more than squeak. "She can't talk!" Haruka exclaimed.
Cheers went up from the people in the surrounding tables as Usagi fell silent and Mamoru had a look of triumph on his face. "It's never gonna happen Odango, but I'll let you lust after me." He winked.
It was that phrase that drove Usagi over the edge. She physically threw Haruka out of the way as she lunged for Mamoru, wanting him to hurt. He knew of her secret attraction to him, hell most of Juuban did by now and he mocked her. He would pay.
Makoto saw Usagi throw Haruka out of the way and ran to intervene, placing herself between the seething Odango who was Sailor Moon and the insufferably smug man who was Tuxedo Kamen. Makoto actually pitied him because the next time they were in battle, she was sure that Sailor Moon would 'accidentally on purpose' find some reason to throw a Tier attack at him. "Get out of here." She grunted at Mamoru as Usagi flung herself at him and she caught her.
"Why the hell should I have to leave? I'm enjoying this."
"She's had to leave the last two times," Rei pointed out. "It's only fair."
"Nothing's fair in love and war." Minako sighed.
Rei shook her head. "Get out Mamoru, you're not yourself. Go dunk your head and wear off Minako's truth serum."
Mamoru's eyes widened as he realized all he had said to Usagi. The fog in his brain lifted and he realized he was on the verge of death, as Usagi was fighting Makoto just as strongly as she had ever fought any youma. "Shit." He cursed.
"Go." Makoto grunted, "Or I'll let her go."
Mamoru hotfooted it to the door. "This isn't over yet Odango." He warned her.
"It is if you want to still be called a male!" she yelled back.
"Is that a threat?"
"It's a promise you moron!"
"I look forward you trying." He began to walk back towards her.
Haruka sighed with disgust and bodily drug him out of there. Makoto and the girls were left with the job of calming Usagi, who had no intention of drinking her milkshake now. Minako cursed, if all had've gone as planned, the two of them would be in an empty room by now. Shaking her head at the lost time, she grinned at the others who looked exhausted and drained. The blessed silence filled the café as people went back to their normal routines, realizing the show was done for today. Fear gripped all their hearts when Minako let out a giggle. "Oh well. That almost worked."
In the silence of the café, it was clearly audible. "That was a disaster." Rei retorted. "Honestly Minako! Drugging them?"
People held their breath as they wondered what Minako would reply. The secret pool on Usagi and Mamoru was nearing a thousand dollars as most of Juuban wanted in on this. "Ah well, tomorrow is another day!" Minako said cheerfully.
People, including the senshi groaned as one as heads fell to the table and prayers were muttered. Things would get much uglier before they got better, because Minako was in charge.
And so endeth this chapter! I do hope you enjoyed it and the slight journey into my mind where I had to clean up some of the more intriguing insults I had going. Things get even more creative in the next chapter and I hope you keep reading! I write based on reviews, so please do review and let me know if anyone wants more! NO FLIPPING FLAMES!!!!!
Ja!
Other than that people, I hope you enjoy this chapter as I was in a total rage when I wrote it, so it has some of my more creative insults used…please read and review but be kind! NO (bleeping) FLAMES!!!
Mamoru was unable to get the stupid grin off his face as he walked into his empty apartment. So Usagi was attracted to him! How could he use this to his advantage to have a little fun with her? Reaching for the phone he dialled Motoki and left him a message to phone him ASAP. He admitted that Usagi was certainly a little hellcat, and she had one hell of a temper on her, he had never realized just how bad until he provoked her past the point of all reason. Yes, fighting with Usagi was better than any other workout he had ever done, and more life-threatening as well. He had never expected her to hit him, and certainly hadn't thought she'd try to strangle him. Looking back, he saw humour in the situation that he had missed a few short hours ago. Sitting at his table, he pulled out some books and tried to study, knowing it was hopelessly futile.
Usagi pace and fumed. This had been one horrid week! Today she had somehow wound up with double detention, for a brief argument with Haruna- sensei. Ever since Makoto 'damn her' she thought, had forced her to admit she was attracted to Mamoru, her life had sunk into the toilet and stayed there ever since. This had been the week from hell, and now it was Friday afternoon (A.N - for fun I kept a 5 day school week, even though in Japan it's 6.) and once it reached 6:00 she was free. She saw the scowl on Haruna's face and figured she must have been stood up. Haruna sighed and slammed her hand on her desk. "Damn you Tsukino Usagi, would you stop pacing!?"
Usagi blinked at Haruna, never having heard her speak to her so abruptly. "Sorry Ms. Haruna, I just need to work off some excess energy."
"Then take karate." She said grumpily.
"Only if I can use it on that arrogant bastard." Usagi muttered.
Ms. Haruna blinked. "A man? There's a man in your life?"
"Goddess no!" Usagi snorted. "And if I have my way, he never will be. He's an insufferable, pompous piece of work! He's the bane of my existence. I have happy dreams where he's tortured to death in many gruesome and horrid ways."
Haruna shook her head. "If he's cute and single then grab him while you can." She advised.
Usagi blinked at her teacher, convinced she'd gone around the bend. "I don't think so Ms. Haruna, he's not my type."
"And I suppose Umino is more your speed?" Ms. Haruna arched an eyebrow at Usagi. "Please Usagi, give me some credit. I know you too well; it must be because you spend every afternoon in here with me. You're the closest thing to a significant other that I have in my life." She shook her head. "How pathetic."
"You're telling me." Usagi agreed.
Haruna's head snapped up. "I'm letting you go early today Tsukino, try to be on time on Monday?"
"Sure thing." Usagi replied as part of their daily ritual. Every day Haruna asked her to be on time tomorrow, and every day Usagi promised she would be. 'Ah freedom.' She thought as she left the school grounds. Not having any desire to go to the arcade, she ran to the Fruit Parlour where she knew her friends were waiting. She smiled at them when she entered and walked over the table, her regulation milkshake already there.
"Double detention again?" Rei asked a smirk on her face. "How do you do it?"
"Shut up Rei-chan." Usagi said irritably. "Let me enjoy my milkshake."
"I'm curious too Odango, how do you manage to get detention every single day. You must have some kind of special gift."
"Go to hell Mamoru."
"Once more I am wounded by the rapier-like wit of Tsukino Usagi!" Mamoru made a stabbing motion on his chest.
"You keep that up and I'll find a real knife." Usagi threatened.
"Oh please, you couldn't hurt a fly." He scoffed. "The other day was more irritating than anything else. You hit like a girl."
"I am a girl!"
"You'd never be able to tell…flat chested, no figure to speak of…"
"If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it." Usagi retorted, his words stinging. It was only a surprisingly strong grip on her leg by Ami that kept her from leaping at him. (A.N - this is to the blank reviewer who delights in flaming me too!)
Mamoru blinked. "Once again I must reprimand you on your language Usagi. Didn't your mother teach you anything?" he leaned in close. "Either one of them?" he asked softly. "Princess?"
Usagi's face contorted in rage. Her hands looked like claws as she broke from Ami's grasp and lunged at Mamoru. A strong pair of arms caught her and pulled her close. "Let me go!" she protested, struggling against his grip.
Mamoru smiled. "You attack me and somehow I'm the one who's wrong?"
"I don't want you to touch me!" Usagi screeched.
Mamoru lowered his face to her ear. "But you will Usagi. Very soon you'll be begging for me to touch you, only maybe I won't." he whispered.
She drew back and stared at him, shock on her face. "You are deranged."
"You won't be saying that either." He winked. "In fact you won't be able to speak at all except to call my name."
"HENTAI!" she shrieked, wriggling ever more against his grasp. Mamoru fought to keep from laughing, his new plan of attack was working perfectly. "You ecchi…piece of…miserable…" she sputtered.
"Can't complete a coherent sentence?" he mocked. "You're losing your touch Odango. De-evolving in front of my very eyes."
"SINEA!" Usagi yelled as she swung her body out and back in, using the momentum to knock him flat on his back. His grip on her was broken and she instantly went to claw his face.
"Kitten!" Haruka said in a jovial tone as she hauled her off Mamoru and placed her body between the furious girl and the dumbstruck man. She shook her head. Emphasis on the 'dumb.'
"Get out of the way Haruka."
"No I don't think I will." She drawled. "You seem to have become ever so much more violent Usagi,"
"Hear hear." Mamoru said from the background.
"What happened to the pacifist who hated fighting. If I recall correctly, you've nearly died - and taken the rest of the world with you - because you wanted to avoid a fight." Haruka pointed out.
"That…man…supercilious…pompous…self indulgent…rump fed ronyon!" Usagi seethed as insults poured from her. "Insufferable…"
"You'd think she'd run out of words to insult me with." Mamoru said conversationally.
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you like seeing her like this." Haruka pointed out as Mamoru couldn't help but grin at the angry Odango.
Mamoru shrugged. "It beats her trying to attack me." He replied.
Haruka shook her head. "You want her, don't you?"
"Don't be foolish."
Haruka winked at him. "Motoki called Minako, who called Makoto, who called Rei, who called Ami who called us."
"It's like the jungle telegraph!" Mamoru protested. "This is getting out of hand!"
"You brought it on yourself."
"I did nothing!"
Usagi continued to seethe as they carried on this conversation. When her insults became pithier, they both blinked, unable to believe that such an innocent looking girl could be using such language. "Oh Odango, stop it." He admonished.
"Stop calling me that!" she yelled.
"I'll call you whatever I want…Usako."
Usagi gaped at him, but she wasn't the only one. Mamoru flushed slightly, upset at having let his secret name for her slip. "What did you call me?" she asked, incredulous.
"I said I can call you whatever I want." He said smugly.
"I am not your own!" she protested.
"Not yet." He nodded.
Usagi's jaw dropped and she was finally speechless.
"Just what the hell did you put in his coffee?" Motoki demanded of Minako who was giggling and rubbing her hands together.
"Just a little truth serum I whipped up. Being the senshi of love has some advantages." She winked at him. "No matter how much he wants to insult her, he'll be revealing what he's been trying to keep hidden from her."
"And did you put anything in her milkshake?"
"Of course! But she never got a chance to drink it, which is why she's still going strong while he's turning into a lovesick loon."
"How long will this thing last?"
"I can't remember. I'm sure it will wear off at some point."
"MINAKO! You've drugged him and you don't know how long he'll be under its effects? Do you know how that could affect his daily life?"
"Oh it's not like he'll be obsessing over her." Minako waved her hand.
Motoki groaned and dropped his head to the counter. "I knew I should never have let you talk me into this."
Minako giggled. "Things will work out in the end. When you are dealing with people who are as stubborn as these two, drastic measures need to be taken."
"This goes beyond drastic Minako! This is wrong!" Motoki protested.
"Now Motoki, shush up. Things are getting good." Minako tried to turn her attention back to the fighting couple.
"I'm telling the truth." Motoki started towards them. "Mamoru …"
"NO!" Minako shrieked, jumping on Motoki from behind and grabbing his legs, bringing him crashing face-first onto the floor.
Ami peered over at them. "Do I want to know what you two are doing?"
"Um…uh…foreplay!" Minako blurted, unable to think of anything else.
Ami's face turned beet red as the senshi turned their attention from Usagi and Mamoru to Minako and the semi-conscious Motoki. "Sorry sensei…" Motoki groaned. "I was attacked by a blonde flying ape…"
"An ape?" Minako's eyebrows shot up. "How dare you?"
Taking a page from Usagi's book, she reached for his throat, only to be pulled off by Michiru. "It IS something in the water!" she declared. "Come on you, you've done enough damage for one day."
"I have not yet begun to…"
"Oh but you have Minako." Michiru said softly. "You'd better fix this mess. Mamoru keeps trying to pull Usagi to him, and Usagi keeps threatening to remove body parts and Haruka is getting annoyed at being the one in the middle."
"We knew going in that it wouldn't be easy." Minako maintained.
"We didn't think you'd bring drugs into play." Michiru retorted. "Do you have an anti-serum for what you gave him?"
"What's an anti-serum?" Minako blinked.
Michiru groaned and dropped Minako back on top of Motoki who had begun to lift himself off the floor.
"I know you're attracted to me Odango, I heard you the other day?"
"WHAT?" Usagi's shriek reached ear-splitting levels. Haruka was convinced she'd be permanently deaf. She swore she felt her ears bleeding, since Mamoru wasn't lowering his voice any either.
"I heard you admit to Makoto that you found me cute." He smiled, triumphant.
Makoto moaned audibly and let her head sink to the table, beating it gently until Rei put a hand between her head and the table. She had the most wide-eyed expression they had ever seen, enjoying this immensely. Who needed TV when you had Usagi and Mamoru and Minako? "You were following me?"
"I was curious." He shrugged. "So now what are you going to do about it?"
"Could you be a little more arrogant?" she fumed.
"I can try. I don't like you Odango and this will never work." He sighed.
"Oh now we get into condescension." Usagi nodded. "I was wondering how long that would take."
"And were you right?" he sneered at her. "Honestly, like I could ever have feelings for you…"
"You snake bellied…weak livered…cheap…lowdown…no good…SOB…*uckshit…piece of animal excretion…lobotomized…infuriating…asshole…" Usagi sputtered, bringing every word she could think of into play. "…goddamned…miserable…stupid…blind…pompous 230;overbearing…rude…insensitive…frea k of nature…should have been drowned at birth…no obvious mind…thinks you can do and say whatever you want…porch monkey…walking dead man…prick!" she finished. (A.N - to the blank reviewer who's too cowardly to put up your name and loves to flame me, I had you in mind when I wrote this. Only I had to leave out some of my more…expressive words, but I hope you get the idea. Anything else from you will be deleted you *uckmeat.)
"Do you ever shut up?" Mamoru growled.
Usagi's jaw dropped, trying to think of more insults but unable to do more than squeak. "She can't talk!" Haruka exclaimed.
Cheers went up from the people in the surrounding tables as Usagi fell silent and Mamoru had a look of triumph on his face. "It's never gonna happen Odango, but I'll let you lust after me." He winked.
It was that phrase that drove Usagi over the edge. She physically threw Haruka out of the way as she lunged for Mamoru, wanting him to hurt. He knew of her secret attraction to him, hell most of Juuban did by now and he mocked her. He would pay.
Makoto saw Usagi throw Haruka out of the way and ran to intervene, placing herself between the seething Odango who was Sailor Moon and the insufferably smug man who was Tuxedo Kamen. Makoto actually pitied him because the next time they were in battle, she was sure that Sailor Moon would 'accidentally on purpose' find some reason to throw a Tier attack at him. "Get out of here." She grunted at Mamoru as Usagi flung herself at him and she caught her.
"Why the hell should I have to leave? I'm enjoying this."
"She's had to leave the last two times," Rei pointed out. "It's only fair."
"Nothing's fair in love and war." Minako sighed.
Rei shook her head. "Get out Mamoru, you're not yourself. Go dunk your head and wear off Minako's truth serum."
Mamoru's eyes widened as he realized all he had said to Usagi. The fog in his brain lifted and he realized he was on the verge of death, as Usagi was fighting Makoto just as strongly as she had ever fought any youma. "Shit." He cursed.
"Go." Makoto grunted, "Or I'll let her go."
Mamoru hotfooted it to the door. "This isn't over yet Odango." He warned her.
"It is if you want to still be called a male!" she yelled back.
"Is that a threat?"
"It's a promise you moron!"
"I look forward you trying." He began to walk back towards her.
Haruka sighed with disgust and bodily drug him out of there. Makoto and the girls were left with the job of calming Usagi, who had no intention of drinking her milkshake now. Minako cursed, if all had've gone as planned, the two of them would be in an empty room by now. Shaking her head at the lost time, she grinned at the others who looked exhausted and drained. The blessed silence filled the café as people went back to their normal routines, realizing the show was done for today. Fear gripped all their hearts when Minako let out a giggle. "Oh well. That almost worked."
In the silence of the café, it was clearly audible. "That was a disaster." Rei retorted. "Honestly Minako! Drugging them?"
People held their breath as they wondered what Minako would reply. The secret pool on Usagi and Mamoru was nearing a thousand dollars as most of Juuban wanted in on this. "Ah well, tomorrow is another day!" Minako said cheerfully.
People, including the senshi groaned as one as heads fell to the table and prayers were muttered. Things would get much uglier before they got better, because Minako was in charge.
And so endeth this chapter! I do hope you enjoyed it and the slight journey into my mind where I had to clean up some of the more intriguing insults I had going. Things get even more creative in the next chapter and I hope you keep reading! I write based on reviews, so please do review and let me know if anyone wants more! NO FLIPPING FLAMES!!!!!
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