Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ When Sailor StarS Go Wrong ❯ Episode 175 ( Chapter 3 )

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When Sailor Stars go wrong

Written by: ME! (I'm the director!)

*sees real director tied up in the corner*

*Stars Opening theme*

After the time when you disappeared from me

I began my journey searching for my manga

The start is on the map, the copied picture of who??

The destination it points to, a waiting dark colisseum

In my hyper heart, the public kiss of that day

However easy destiny may be

I will keep kicking it

*I won't look back, with my HUGE eyes

Reaching out to you, with my infected wing

This song is the guidepost of the Puerto Rico

I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart

For sure! I will find it! The sailor star

With the wings of an (infected) angel, I take off

Alone I run along the road of the well-known

At last I have arrived, here at this fort

At the bottom of the flask, which you left behind (how dare you!)

A many pieces of the star of trial, now chant the magic spell

This is our dull destiny

The past and the past, crossing them all, to catch up with whom?

Give sadness now my HUGE eyes

Bringing a miracle, an infected wing

Everybody carries a star of flambé inside

I won't give up! To tomorrow, a sailor fart

For sure! I will catch it! The sailor star

Let this vow sound through the whole galaxy (and breaks everyone's ears)

Episode 175: Go for an idol! Minako's ambition!

*The school bell rang…*

*Minako peeked out of wall and looked around, then walked out. Seiya followed her and looked kind of mad…I mean, crazy/mad*

MINAKO: It won't take long! *Looks at watch communicator* Are you all right? I'll get it done!

USAGI: *Behind a nearby bush* Sure whatever. Hurry up, lunch is almost done.

MINAKO: *In a crazy face* What? Too late! Just do it, ok?!

SEIYA: Hey, why did you stop there? So, what do you want to talk to me about? *Hopes that it's a free ice cream*

MINAKO: Oh, well, OW! Some dust flew in my eye…

SEIYA: *Walks up to Minako and puts hand on her shoulders* (Oh God…)

USAGI: *sweatdrops* I think dust really went into her eye… *starts snapping pictures…*

*Seiya and Minako's face becomes really close…*

MINAKO: *Evil grin.*

*Minako sticks her leg out, and swiped it under Seiya's. He lost balance and leaned forward and….*

SEIYA: O_____O

MINAKO: ^___^

USAGI: Oooh….*snaps*

SEIYA: Odango, what are you doing?

USAGI: Uh…ahhahaha….I'm on a mission! *put on accent* The Crocodile Hunter!

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AMI: Wow, these pictures are great!

MAKOTO: I never knew you like crocodiles!

*A picture imagined were Seiya and Minako playing hopscotch. Another one is with Minako fork-feeding Yaten. And the last one was Minako wearing Taiki's glasses.*

USAGI: I wonder…

REI: Who's Minako's target?!

SEIYA: *appears* ME!

EVERYONE: NO, NOT YOU!

*Minako comes in while Seiya disappears*

MINAKO: Hi, low-class people

MAKOTO: What the hell is your plan?!

MINAKO: Plan? I'm planning to steal Usagi's drink!

USAGI: *Splashes her drink on Minako*

MINAKO: Anyway, I think I'm going to get all the lights!

AMI: Buy light bulbs at a store!

****

*The lights were in their apartment just chillin'. Seiya is doing something weird to his electric guitar*

SEIYA: I'm doing something weird with my electric guitar!

TAIKI: Honestly…I wonder if we can find our respectful figure…

SEIYA: Sure we can! Just follow the yellow brick road!

YATEN: ….yeah….well, we should do more business!

****

*In Galaxy TV, Nezu was finding another victim and eating a cookie. She saw this weird looking photographer and circled it…*

~Nezu, the president is calling you~

NEZU: it better be Bush this time…

*

GALAXIA: Did you find the next target yet?

IRON MOUSE: No duh. I heard they have great sushi here by the way.

GALAXIA: Great! Go get them, with the star seed!

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YATEN: Ah…ah….ahhh….ah…ahhh….ah
*Yaten was testing his vocal skills with Taiki while Seiya was just leaning by a wall, trying not to let his ears explode*

USAGI: What's he doing?

MINAKO: Voice training

USAGI: Breast cleaning?

MINAKO: Of course they do that too! Why are you here?

USAGI: Because you looked freaking bored so I followed you

*Suddenly, someone was taking snapshots with a bazooka size camera*

MINAKO: Hey, what the hell you doing?

GIRL: What do you think?!

MINAKO: I think you need to get your ass outta here or I'll DO IT for you!

GIRL: KISS MY ASS THEN!

***

*At the sighing center…*

*The girl was taking pictures of the lights (and in each snapshot there was the same arms outstreactched)…when she spotted Minako and zoomed in….*

GIRL: (Wow, she's fiiine….)

MINAKO: Yes yes, I'm popular too, have my signature…OW, your hurting me!

GIRL: What are you doing? It's not fun!

MINAKO: Uh….what is?

****

*Suddenly Yaten came in the room and yawned. A frog jumped out and someone took a snapshot*

GIRL: Hi! I'm the cameraman, Saki Itabashi, for the "Naked Three Lights"!! HEhehhe…

TAIKI: How quaint.

SEIYA: COOL!! *Got starry eyed*

YATEN: Naked is fine, but not when my frog, Sammy, is coming out of my mouth! Give me that! *Grabs the camera, rips out the film and starts chewing on it*

SAKI: Hold it! It's so brilliant when you chew on my film!

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*At a big garden thingy, the three lights were doing a commercial on "Red Hot Tomatoes!" *

COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR: Ok, ACTION!

*The three took big gulps and…*

USAGI: Why are they pouring paint in there?

SEIYA: *Spits it out and gags* I'm going to die!! I'm going to die!!

YATEN/TAIKI: X_X

USAGI: CPR! CPR! *Starts doing CPR on Seiya*

SEIYA: ^____^

COMMERCAIL DIRECTOR: Ok, who poisoned the lights?!

MINAKO: *Accidentally puts on blood after that, that came out of nowhere* Here! It's ready!

*The three lights `clinked' the glasses, took a drank and…*

THREE LIGHTS: We drink it too!.........urk…..

EVERYONE: *looks at Minako*

USAGI: How can they drink it so tastefully?!

MINAKO: Silly, blood is good for your blood!

SAKI: You talk like you know everything!

MINAKO: Well, I do

*A shadow can be seen in the cornfields….*

***

*At the studio, the Three Lights were posing in front of the camera…no, not naked*

SEIYA: I'm going to graaaaaaaaab you….

MINAKO: Just look at that…

USAGI: I'm hungry…

MINAKO: Ok, that's it for now, good night!

YATEN: I'm hungry…

USAGI: NOW you're speaking my language

MINAKO: Well, I'll take you guys somewhere!!!!

SEIYA: Sure!

MINAKO: *Gets all excided*

SAKI: Wait, can you stay a little longer?

USAGI: *Snickers* Still turned on, eh?

TAIKI: Well, just make the pictures better then

SAKI: RIGHT!

MINAKO: But…aren't you guys hungry?

SEIYA: Were pros! Nyaa nyahha nyaaa!! *Sticks tongue out*

*Saki started to lecture Minako about pros while Minako was snoring*

SOME MAN: Ok, it's time to start!

SAKI: Ok! Seiya put your body straight!

SEIYA: But I'm dying of hunger….

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*Later, Saki went out of the studio to get a coke*

NEZU: *Pops up* HI! I want your star seed!

SAKI: What do you want?

NEZU: I SAID I WANT YOUR STAR SEED! *shoots Saki*

SAKI: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MINAKO: Venus Crystal Power! Make up!

NEZU: Damn. A blank.

VENUS: Hey! Stop! I won't let you go!

IRON MOUSE: Wow. I'm scared. Help.

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*Usagi was munching on food until she saw the whole scene. She transformed and blah blah blah blah.*

VENUS/ESM: *gave out 20 hour speeches*

IRON MOUSE: STOP IT!!! *goes into booth and disappears*

*Saki turnes into Sailor Picture*

ESM: No….we already had this in the first Sailor Moon series!! T_T

SAILOR PICTURE: SHUTTER CHANCE! *gets Venus*

ESM: Hooray! I mean, oh no!!

*Suddenly clicking starts….and you know!!! AHHH they always do the same thing!!*

FIGHTER: Well, SO-ORY!

*ESM does her stuff and they go home.*

*Ending Credits*

(Sorry if it wasn't that funny, but this was kind of a boring episode. Just review! )